The BEST Episodes of A.P. Bio

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Jan 6, 2020

Network: NBC

From SNL alums Seth Meyers and Mike O'Brien and starring It's Always Sunny's Glenn Howerton. When Harvard philosophy professor Jack Griffin fails to get his dream job and reluctantly moves back to Ohio to work as a high school Advanced Placement Biology teacher, he makes one thing very clear: he will not be teaching one bit of biology. Instead, realizing he has a room full of honor roll students at his disposal, Jack recruits the kids to help him mentally break his job-stealing nemesis and win back the position that's rightfully his.

Spectacle

#1 - Spectacle

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired May 30, 2019

After his computer breaks, Jack rallies his class to win the annual Whitlock's Got Talent competition so the prize money can go toward a new laptop. Helen and Durbin host the show. Mary, Stef and Michelle prepare a hand-bell routine.

star 7.74
173 votes
Writers: Amy Hubbs
Sweet Low Road

#2 - Sweet Low Road

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Apr 25, 2019

When budget cuts threaten to gut Whitlock and put his job in jeopardy, Jack recruits Mary, Stef, and Michelle to take down the Superintendent. Durbin plans an appeal to the heart, while the students plan an appeal to the soul.

star 7.74
188 votes
Kinda Sorta

#3 - Kinda Sorta

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Jun 13, 2019

The college fair comes to Whitlock, and Sarika has an offer for Jack: Get her into Harvard, and she'll get his book into the hands of her publisher aunt; Stef prepares for a visit from a fling; Helen applies to college.

star 7.73
166 votes
Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Writers: Britt Matt, John Blickstead, Shelly Gossman, Trey Kollmer
Drenching Dallas

#4 - Drenching Dallas

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired May 3, 2018

Jack takes interest in a revenge mission on behalf of the kids; Mary, Stef and Michelle believe they've discovered an otherworldly presence.

star 7.71
353 votes
Eight Pigs and a Rat

#5 - Eight Pigs and a Rat

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Apr 19, 2018

When one of Jack's students anonymously reports him for canceling their much-anticipated fetal pig dissection, he sets out to find the snitch. Durbin's chances at Principal of the Year are in jeopardy when the superintendent visits.

star 7.67
371 votes
Writers: Mike O'Brien, Zeke Nicholson
Ride the Ram

#6 - Ride the Ram

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Jun 13, 2019

It's the most exciting time of the year at Whitlock: Durbin's birthday and Spirit Week; Jack does his best to steer clear of any school spirit as everyone else comes together to take down their hated rivals at Prairie High.

star 7.67
167 votes
Directors: Mike O'Brien
Writers: John Solomon, Mike O'Brien
Dr. Whoopsie

#7 - Dr. Whoopsie

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired May 2, 2019

After an embarrassing video of him falling off a stage goes viral, Jack plans a viral video of his own. Durbin, Helen and the teachers track down Whitlock's most notorious litterer: The Sugar Daddy.

star 7.61
214 votes
Directors: Blake McClure
Writers: Mike O'Brien, Rob Klein
Personal Everest

#8 - Personal Everest

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 18, 2019

Jack is outraged when his old high school bully is hired as a motivational speaker at Whitlock. Meanwhile, Mary, Stef, and Michelle set their own personal goals of female empowerment, unintentionally causing a rift between Helen and Durbin.

star 7.59
224 votes
Writers: Shelly Gossman
Melvin

#9 - Melvin

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 11, 2019

Jack's war with his neighbor reaches a turning point when it threatens to ruin a date with Lynette; when the school photographer ups his rate, Durbin takes school pictures into his own hands.

star 7.58
200 votes
Freakin' Enamored

#10 - Freakin' Enamored

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 15, 2018

When Jack is attracted to a student's mother at a parent-teacher conference, he feigns interest in her son; a group of parents complain to principal Durbin when they notice a piece of controversial student art from Mary's class.

star 7.50
435 votes
Directors: Ryan Case
Writers:
We Don't Party

#11 - We Don't Party

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 29, 2018

Jack finds out his ex-girlfriend Meredith needs a venue for a charity fundraiser and has the perfect place: his student Victor's house. Victor and the other kids are inspired by Jack to party for the first time.

star 7.50
408 votes
Directors: Dan Longino
Writers: Nicole Sun
Selling Out

#12 - Selling Out

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 22, 2018

Jack receives an offer from Miles' publisher to write a book of feel-good philosophy that could be his ticket out of Toledo. Durbin accidentally sets off an emotional firestorm when he reveals that while Stef chose Mary as her emergency contact, Mary chose Michelle.

star 7.47
401 votes
Directors: Payman Benz
Writers: Donick Cary
Rosemary's Boyfriend

#13 - Rosemary's Boyfriend

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 5, 2018

Jack is incensed when his dead mom's former lover shows up and suggests they commemorate her birthday. Jack taps his students to help him retaliate, but the students' hands are already full - of crying robot babies. Stef's kindness toward Dale the janitor sends the wrong signals.

star 7.45
359 votes
Directors: Maggie Carey
Writers: Charlie McCrackin, Mike O'Brien
Dating Toledoans

#14 - Dating Toledoans

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 8, 2018

Jack reluctantly agrees to go out on the town with Mary, Stef, and Michelle; his superiority complex proves difficult for the women to overcome; principal Durbin feels threatened when Helen fills in for him on the school's morning announcements.

star 7.44
459 votes
Directors: Ryan Case
Writers: Aseem Batra
Handcuffed

#15 - Handcuffed

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired May 30, 2019

When he's kicked off his Harvard phone plan, Jack is offered a chance to leapfrog onto Mary's on one condition -- he must help her break up with her scuzzy boyfriend. Anthony becomes Durbin's right-hand man.

star 7.42
181 votes
Directors: Jennifer Arnold
Writers: Paula Pell
Teacher Jail

#16 - Teacher Jail

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 25, 2018

When Jack leaves his class unattended, a student injury sets off an official investigation and lands Jack in "teacher jail." An aggressive teacher's union rep sets her sights on Principal Durbin. The students' excitement for a substitute teacher are dashed when they find out it's Helen.

star 7.37
571 votes
Writers: Rob Klein
Overachieving Virgins

#17 - Overachieving Virgins

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 1, 2018

When Jack gets into a petty dispute with the student council president, the situation escalates much too far; Stef sells makeup at school as a side business.

star 7.36
366 votes
Writers: John Blickstead, Trey Kollmer
Burning Miles

#18 - Burning Miles

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Mar 1, 2018

While Principal Durbin struggles with budget cuts, Jack discovers his students pity him - so he rallies, making a splash at the school bake sale and getting kicked out of the bookstore for life.

star 7.36
497 votes
Writers: Luvh Rakhe
Catfish

#19 - Catfish

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 1, 2018

Jack Griffin loses out on his dream job and becomes a high school teacher of Advanced Placement biology in his hometown of Toledo, Ohio.

star 7.34
738 votes
Writers: Mike O'Brien
Walleye

#20 - Walleye

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Apr 26, 2018

Jack successfully convinces Miles that Devin is his illegitimate son; Durbin, Mary, Stef and Michelle clash on the Sadie Hawkins dance theme.

star 7.32
374 votes
Writers: Britt Matt, Mike O'Brien
Happiness

#21 - Happiness

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 7, 2019

With no archrival to combat, Jack sets his sights on a new mission: write the most brilliant philosophy book ever and get out of Toledo for good. Stef and Mary forget a special day for Michele. Helen forgets to order routine maintenance for the copier causing mass hysteria at Whitlock.

star 7.28
301 votes
Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Writers: Donick Cary
Toledo's Top 100

#22 - Toledo's Top 100

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 28, 2019

Jack is aghast to learn he didn't make the Top 10 in Toledo's Top 100 Bachelors, and Durbin did. Victor and Eduardo decide it's time to reveal their feelings to their crushes.

star 7.27
241 votes
Directors: Maggie Carey
Writers: Emily Cutler
J'accuse

#23 - J'accuse

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 4, 2019

Jack uses Michelle's annual murder mystery party to impress Lynette. Meanwhile, in a moment of desperation, the students break into Whitlock High to steal the A.P. Bio practice exams.

star 7.27
231 votes
Durbin Crashes

#24 - Durbin Crashes

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 12, 2018

When Jack casually gives Durbin some marriage advice, it backfires, gets Durbin kicked out of the house, and Jack takes him in. The A.P. Bio kids tell Jack if they can get Miles' DNA, they'll learn a little biology while pulling off the ultimate revenge.

star 7.21
392 votes
Directors: Andy DeYoung
Writers: Mike O'Brien, Rob Klein
Nuns

#25 - Nuns

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 14, 2019

Jack is offended when he discovers a local church received a sizable bequest from his dead mother and used it to by a Virgin Mary statue. In an attempt to get revenge, he ropes his students into helping him steal the statue. Meanwhile, Mary, Stef and Principal Durbin attempt to give the right advice to Michelle who is having marital issues at home, but she ends up getting comfort from an unexpected source.

star 6.00
27 votes
Directors: Lynn Shelton
Writers: John Blickstead, Trey Kollmer