The Best Episodes of A.P. Bio

Last Updated: Mar 15, 2019

From SNL alums Seth Meyers and Mike O'Brien and starring It's Always Sunny's Glenn Howerton. When Harvard philosophy professor Jack Griffin fails to get his dream job and reluctantly moves back to Ohio to work as a high school Advanced Placement Biology teacher, he makes one thing very clear: he will not be teaching one bit of biology. Instead, realizing he has a room full of honor roll students at his disposal, Jack recruits the kids to help him mentally break his job-stealing nemesis and win back the position that's rightfully his.

Drenching Dallas

#1 - Drenching Dallas

Season 1 - Episode 13

Jack takes interest in a revenge mission on behalf of the kids; Mary, Stef and Michelle believe they've discovered an otherworldly presence.

star 7.74
282 votes
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Eight Pigs and a Rat

#2 - Eight Pigs and a Rat

Season 1 - Episode 11

When one of Jack's students anonymously reports him for canceling their much-anticipated fetal pig dissection, he sets out to find the snitch. Durbin's chances at Principal of the Year are in jeopardy when the superintendent visits.

star 7.68
299 votes
Writers: Mike O'Brien, Zeke Nicholson
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We Don't Party

#3 - We Don't Party

Season 1 - Episode 8

Jack finds out his ex-girlfriend Meredith needs a venue for a charity fundraiser and has the perfect place: his student Victor's house. Victor and the other kids are inspired by Jack to party for the first time.

star 7.66
337 votes
Directors: Dan Longino
Writers: Nicole Sun
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Dating Toledoans

#4 - Dating Toledoans

Season 1 - Episode 5

Jack reluctantly agrees to go out on the town with Mary, Stef, and Michelle; his superiority complex proves difficult for the women to overcome; principal Durbin feels threatened when Helen fills in for him on the school's morning announcements.

star 7.64
385 votes
Directors: Ryan Case
Writers: Aseem Batra
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Selling Out

#5 - Selling Out

Season 1 - Episode 7

Jack receives an offer from Miles' publisher to write a book of feel-good philosophy that could be his ticket out of Toledo. Durbin accidentally sets off an emotional firestorm when he reveals that while Stef chose Mary as her emergency contact, Mary chose Michelle.

star 7.60
331 votes
Directors: Payman Benz
Writers: Donick Cary
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Freakin' Enamored

#6 - Freakin' Enamored

Season 1 - Episode 6

When Jack is attracted to a student's mother at a parent-teacher conference, he feigns interest in her son; a group of parents complain to principal Durbin when they notice a piece of controversial student art from Mary's class.

star 7.59
363 votes
Directors: Ryan Case
Writers:
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Walleye

#7 - Walleye

Season 1 - Episode 12

Jack successfully convinces Miles that Devin is his illegitimate son; Durbin, Mary, Stef and Michelle clash on the Sadie Hawkins dance theme.

star 7.55
300 votes
Writers: Mike O'Brien, Britt Matt
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Rosemary's Boyfriend

#8 - Rosemary's Boyfriend

Season 1 - Episode 9

Jack is incensed when his dead mom's former lover shows up and suggests they commemorate her birthday. Jack taps his students to help him retaliate, but the students' hands are already full - of crying robot babies. Stef's kindness toward Dale the janitor sends the wrong signals.

star 7.52
318 votes
Directors: Maggie Carey
Writers: Mike O'Brien, Charlie McCrackin
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Happiness

#9 - Happiness

Season 2 - Episode 1

With no archrival to combat, Jack sets his sights on a new mission: write the most brilliant philosophy book ever and get out of Toledo for good. Stef and Mary forget a special day for Michele. Helen forgets to order routine maintenance for the copier causing mass hysteria at Whitlock.

star 7.50
139 votes
Directors: Trent O'Donnell
Writers: Donick Cary
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Burning Miles

#10 - Burning Miles

Season 1 - Episode 3

While Principal Durbin struggles with budget cuts, Jack discovers his students pity him - so he rallies, making a splash at the school bake sale and getting kicked out of the bookstore for life.

star 7.43
436 votes
Writers: Luvh Rakhe
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Teacher Jail

#11 - Teacher Jail

Season 1 - Episode 2

When Jack leaves his class unattended, a student injury sets off an official investigation and lands Jack in "teacher jail." An aggressive teacher's union rep sets her sights on Principal Durbin. The students' excitement for a substitute teacher are dashed when they find out it's Helen.

star 7.41
506 votes
Writers: Rob Klein
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Durbin Crashes

#12 - Durbin Crashes

Season 1 - Episode 10

When Jack casually gives Durbin some marriage advice, it backfires, gets Durbin kicked out of the house, and Jack takes him in. The A.P. Bio kids tell Jack if they can get Miles' DNA, they'll learn a little biology while pulling off the ultimate revenge.

star 7.38
313 votes
Directors: Andy DeYoung
Writers: Mike O'Brien, Rob Klein
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Overachieving Virgins

#13 - Overachieving Virgins

Season 1 - Episode 4

When Jack gets into a petty dispute with the student council president, the situation escalates much too far; Stef sells makeup at school as a side business.

star 7.38
299 votes
Writers: John Blickstead, Trey Kollmer
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Catfish

#14 - Catfish

Season 1 - Episode 1

Jack Griffin loses out on his dream job and becomes a high school teacher of Advanced Placement biology in his hometown of Toledo, Ohio.

star 7.34
668 votes
Writers: Mike O'Brien
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Nuns

#15 - Nuns

Season 2 - Episode 2

Jack is offended when he discovers a local church received a sizable bequest from his dead mother and used it to by a Virgin Mary statue. In an attempt to get revenge, he ropes his students into helping him steal the statue. Meanwhile, Mary, Stef and Principal Durbin attempt to give the right advice to Michelle who is having marital issues at home, but she ends up getting comfort from an unexpected source.

star 7.25
16 votes
Directors: Lynn Shelton
Writers: John Blickstead, Trey Kollmer
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