The WORST episodes of A.P. Bio
Every episode of A.P. Bio ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of A.P. Bio!
When Harvard philosophy professor Jack Griffin fails to get his dream job and reluctantly moves back to Ohio to work as a high school Advanced Placement Biology teacher, he makes one thing very clear: he will not be teaching one bit of biology. Instead, realizing he has a room full of honor roll students at his disposal, Jack recruits the kids to help him mentally break his job-stealing nemesis and win back the position that's rightfully his.
#1 - Tornado!
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/2/2021
A tornado puts the school on lockdown and Helen believes it's coming specifically for her; the kids pass the time by writing fan fiction, "shipping" various combinations of faculty members; Mary, Stef and Michelle devise a plan to escape the school.
#2 - An Oath to Rusty
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/2/2021
Jack attempts to get closer with the guys at work by inviting them over for a game night; Helen helps Principal Durbin grow a backbone; Stef and Mary try to coax information out of Michelle about the court case she was a juror on.
#3 - Tons of Rue
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/2/2021
When the A.P. Bio students reunite Jack with his deadbeat dad, Jack plots revenge by trying to expose his allegedly reformed father; a witch foretells of a grim future for Mary, Stef and Michelle that divides the women.
#4 - Malachi
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/2/2021
When Jack's girlfriend says she's going to dinner with a male friend, a jealous Jack tags along; Principal Durbin, Mary, Stef and Michelle take Helen out to cheer her up after a breakup.
#5 - Durbin Crashes
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/12/2018
When Jack casually gives Durbin some marriage advice, it backfires, gets Durbin kicked out of the house, and Jack takes him in. The A.P. Bio kids tell Jack if they can get Miles' DNA, they'll learn a little biology while pulling off the ultimate revenge.
#6 - Toledo's Top 100
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/28/2019
Jack is aghast to learn he didn't make the Top 10 in Toledo's Top 100 Bachelors, and Durbin did. Victor and Eduardo decide it's time to reveal their feelings to their crushes.
#8 - Happiness
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/7/2019
With no archrival to combat, Jack sets his sights on a new mission: write the most brilliant philosophy book ever and get out of Toledo for good. Stef and Mary forget a special day for Michele. Helen forgets to order routine maintenance for the copier causing mass hysteria at Whitlock.
#9 - Walleye
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/26/2018
Jack successfully convinces Miles that Devin is his illegitimate son; Durbin, Mary, Stef and Michelle clash on the Sadie Hawkins dance theme.
#10 - Overachieving Virgins
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/1/2018
When Jack gets into a petty dispute with the student council president, the situation escalates much too far; Stef sells makeup at school as a side business.
#11 - Sweatpants
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/2/2021
Jack has the students form a fake cult to sabotage Principal Durbin's new school uniforms; Mary, Stef and Michelle prepare to see one of their favorite artists who is in town to perform.
#12 - Catfish
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2018
Jack Griffin loses out on his dream job and becomes a high school teacher of Advanced Placement biology in his hometown of Toledo, Ohio.
#13 - Teacher Jail
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/25/2018
When Jack leaves his class unattended, a student injury sets off an official investigation and lands Jack in "teacher jail." An aggressive teacher's union rep sets her sights on Principal Durbin. The students' excitement for a substitute teacher are dashed when they find out it's Helen.
#15 - Selling Out
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/22/2018
Jack receives an offer from Miles' publisher to write a book of feel-good philosophy that could be his ticket out of Toledo. Durbin accidentally sets off an emotional firestorm when he reveals that while Stef chose Mary as her emergency contact, Mary chose Michelle.
#16 - Nuns
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/14/2019
Jack is offended when he discovers a local church received a sizable bequest from his dead mother and used it to by a Virgin Mary statue. In an attempt to get revenge, he ropes his students into helping him steal the statue. Meanwhile, Mary, Stef and Principal Durbin attempt to give the right advice to Michelle who is having marital issues at home, but she ends up getting comfort from an unexpected source.
#17 - Love, for Lack of a Better Term
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/2/2021
Victor attempts to catch up to his peers and become a man by sending Ashlanda a risqué photo; Grace and Anthony try to "Parent Trap" Mary and Principal Durbin after overhearing a conversation that makes them take pity on the single adults.
#18 - Rosemary's Boyfriend
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/5/2018
Jack is incensed when his dead mom's former lover shows up and suggests they commemorate her birthday. Jack taps his students to help him retaliate, but the students' hands are already full - of crying robot babies. Stef's kindness toward Dale the janitor sends the wrong signals.
#19 - Burning Miles
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/1/2018
While Principal Durbin struggles with budget cuts, Jack discovers his students pity him - so he rallies, making a splash at the school bake sale and getting kicked out of the bookstore for life.
#20 - The Perfect Date From Hell
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/2/2021
When Jack discovers his new girlfriend's therapy homework requires dating him, he turns the tables on her; Principal Durbin goes undercover to determine which faculty member is most worthy of a very special prize.
#22 - Dating Toledoans
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/8/2018
Jack reluctantly agrees to go out on the town with Mary, Stef, and Michelle; his superiority complex proves difficult for the women to overcome; principal Durbin feels threatened when Helen fills in for him on the school's morning announcements.
#23 - Handcuffed
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/30/2019
When he's kicked off his Harvard phone plan, Jack is offered a chance to leapfrog onto Mary's on one condition -- he must help her break up with her scuzzy boyfriend. Anthony becomes Durbin's right-hand man.
#24 - Freakin' Enamored
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/15/2018
When Jack is attracted to a student's mother at a parent-teacher conference, he feigns interest in her son; a group of parents complain to principal Durbin when they notice a piece of controversial student art from Mary's class.
