The BEST Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Oct 31, 2019
Network: Spike TV
Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.
#1 - That's "Mister Death" To You
Season 3 - Episode 23
A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
#2 - Stupid Is As Death Does
Season 3 - Episode 22
A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
#3 - Better Them Than Us
Season 3 - Episode 20
A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
#4 - Dead Before They Know It
Season 3 - Episode 21
A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
#5 - Grave Errors
Season 3 - Episode 18
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
#6 - Death Certificates
Season 4 - Episode 5
#7 - Death Be A Lady Tonight
Season 3 - Episode 25
An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
#8 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead
Season 3 - Episode 28
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
#9 - Sor-Dead Affair
Season 3 - Episode 41
#10 - Death Watch
Season 2 - Episode 8
#11 - Up With Death
Season 2 - Episode 3
#12 - Death Over Easy
Season 1 - Episode 2
A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.
#13 - Come On Get Deathy
Season 2 - Episode 7
#14 - The One About Dumb People Dying!
Season 3 - Episode 15
A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
#15 - Death Be Not Stupid
Season 1 - Episode 7
A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.
#16 - Killing Them Softly
Season 3 - Episode 19
A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.
#17 - Death, The New Black
Season 3 - Episode 24
A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
#18 - Today’s Special: Death
Season 3 - Episode 26
A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
#19 - Eat, Pray Die
Season 3 - Episode 27
A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
#20 - Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death
Season 3 - Episode 17
A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
#21 - The Lighter Side of Death
Season 1 - Episode 5
A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
#22 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death
Season 3 - Episode 9
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
#23 - Death: A User's Manual
Season 1 - Episode 9
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
#24 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
Season 3 - Episode 14
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.