1000 Ways to Die

The BEST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!

Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.

Last Updated: 9/25/2022Network:Spike
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Locked and Low Dead
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8.67
3 votes

#1 - Locked and Low Dead

Season 3 - Episode 41 - Aired 2/29/2012

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That's "Mister Death" To You
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8.60
5 votes

#2 - That's "Mister Death" To You

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/5/2011

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

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Death Takes A Vacation
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8.38
8 votes

#3 - Death Takes A Vacation

Season 3 - Episode 34 - Aired 11/14/2011

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

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Death Bites!
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8.28
141 votes

#4 - Death Bites!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/9/2009

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Better Them Than Us
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8.25
4 votes

#5 - Better Them Than Us

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/16/2011

A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

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Stupid Is As Death Does
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8.20
5 votes

#6 - Stupid Is As Death Does

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/29/2011

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

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Grave Errors
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8.15
13 votes

#7 - Grave Errors

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/2/2011

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

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Up With Death
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8.08
168 votes

#8 - Up With Death

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2009

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Death Be Not Stupid
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8.07
58 votes

#9 - Death Be Not Stupid

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2009

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

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Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead
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8.00
5 votes

#10 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 8/15/2011

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

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The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
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7.94
108 votes

#11 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/2009

A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

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Death On A Stick
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7.91
145 votes

#12 - Death On A Stick

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/3/2010

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

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The Lighter Side of Death
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7.84
107 votes

#13 - The Lighter Side of Death

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/2009

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

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I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
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7.82
113 votes

#14 - I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/5/2009

A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

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Dead and Deader
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7.81
117 votes

#15 - Dead and Deader

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/2009

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

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Death On Arrival
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7.81
220 votes

#16 - Death On Arrival

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/2009

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Death: A User's Manual
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7.80
113 votes

#17 - Death: A User's Manual

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/29/2009

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

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Death Over Easy
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7.80
94 votes

#18 - Death Over Easy

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/8/2009

A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.

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Unforced Errors
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7.75
121 votes

#19 - Unforced Errors

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2009

A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.

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Death Be A Lady Tonight
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7.75
4 votes

#20 - Death Be A Lady Tonight

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 7/25/2011

An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

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Dead Before They Know It
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7.71
7 votes

#21 - Dead Before They Know It

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/23/2011

A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

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Gratefully Dead
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7.71
134 votes

#22 - Gratefully Dead

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/13/2010

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If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
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7.69
42 votes

#23 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/2011

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

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Putting A Smiley Face On Death
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7.67
162 votes

#24 - Putting A Smiley Face On Death

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/2010

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

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Cure for the Common Death
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7.67
86 votes

#25 - Cure for the Common Death

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2009

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