The BEST Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Oct 31, 2019

Network: Spike TV

Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.

That's "Mister Death" To You

#1 - That's "Mister Death" To You

Season 3 - Episode 23

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

star 9.00
3 votes
Stupid Is As Death Does

#2 - Stupid Is As Death Does

Season 3 - Episode 22

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

star 8.50
4 votes
Better Them Than Us

#3 - Better Them Than Us

Season 3 - Episode 20

A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

star 8.33
3 votes
Dead Before They Know It

#4 - Dead Before They Know It

Season 3 - Episode 21

A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

star 8.33
3 votes
Grave Errors

#5 - Grave Errors

Season 3 - Episode 18

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

star 8.11
9 votes
Death Certificates

#6 - Death Certificates

Season 4 - Episode 5

star 8.07
15 votes
Death Be A Lady Tonight

#7 - Death Be A Lady Tonight

Season 3 - Episode 25

An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

star 8.00
3 votes
Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

#8 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

Season 3 - Episode 28

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

star 8.00
3 votes
Sor-Dead Affair

#9 - Sor-Dead Affair

Season 3 - Episode 41

star 8.00
2 votes
Death Watch

#10 - Death Watch

Season 2 - Episode 8

star 7.64
19 votes
Up With Death

#11 - Up With Death

Season 2 - Episode 3

star 7.60
30 votes
Death Over Easy

#12 - Death Over Easy

Season 1 - Episode 2

A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.

star 7.59
93 votes
Come On Get Deathy

#13 - Come On Get Deathy

Season 2 - Episode 7

star 7.58
28 votes
The One About Dumb People Dying!

#14 - The One About Dumb People Dying!

Season 3 - Episode 15

A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

star 7.57
7 votes
Directors: Alex Harvey
Death Be Not Stupid

#15 - Death Be Not Stupid

Season 1 - Episode 7

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

star 7.50
32 votes
Killing Them Softly

#16 - Killing Them Softly

Season 3 - Episode 19

A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.

star 7.50
8 votes
Death, The New Black

#17 - Death, The New Black

Season 3 - Episode 24

A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.

star 7.50
2 votes
Today’s Special: Death

#18 - Today’s Special: Death

Season 3 - Episode 26

A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.

star 7.50
2 votes
Eat, Pray Die

#19 - Eat, Pray Die

Season 3 - Episode 27

A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.

star 7.50
2 votes
Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death

#20 - Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death

Season 3 - Episode 17

A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.

star 7.45
11 votes
The Lighter Side of Death

#21 - The Lighter Side of Death

Season 1 - Episode 5

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

star 7.45
38 votes
Young, Dumb and Full of Death

#22 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death

Season 3 - Episode 9

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

star 7.44
16 votes
Death: A User's Manual

#23 - Death: A User's Manual

Season 1 - Episode 9

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

star 7.43
24 votes
If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

#24 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Season 3 - Episode 14

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

star 7.42
12 votes
Enter The Ferret

#25 - Enter The Ferret

Season 4 - Episode 1

star 7.42
24 votes