The BEST Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Aug 11, 2020

Network: Spike

Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.

That's "Mister Death" To You

#1 - That's "Mister Death" To You

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired Apr 5, 2011

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

star 9.00
3 votes
Stupid Is As Death Does

#2 - Stupid Is As Death Does

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired Mar 29, 2011

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

star 8.50
4 votes
Better Them Than Us

#3 - Better Them Than Us

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired Mar 16, 2011

A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

star 8.33
3 votes
Dead Before They Know It

#4 - Dead Before They Know It

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired Mar 23, 2011

A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

star 8.33
3 votes
Death Bites!

#5 - Death Bites!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Dec 9, 2009

star 8.24
140 votes
Grave Errors

#6 - Grave Errors

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired Mar 2, 2011

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

star 8.11
9 votes
Up With Death

#7 - Up With Death

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Dec 16, 2009

star 8.09
165 votes
Death Certificates

#8 - Death Certificates

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired Jul 15, 2012

star 8.07
15 votes
Death Be A Lady Tonight

#9 - Death Be A Lady Tonight

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired Jul 25, 2011

An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

star 8.00
3 votes
Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

#10 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired Aug 15, 2011

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

star 8.00
3 votes
Locked and Low Dead

#11 - Locked and Low Dead

Season 3 - Episode 41 - Aired Feb 29, 2012

star 8.00
2 votes
Death On A Stick

#12 - Death On A Stick

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 3, 2010

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

star 8.00
138 votes
The Lighter Side of Death

#13 - The Lighter Side of Death

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 1, 2009

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

star 7.84
115 votes
The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

#14 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 8, 2009

A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

star 7.83
109 votes
Death Be Not Stupid

#15 - Death Be Not Stupid

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 15, 2009

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

star 7.83
76 votes
If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

#16 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Jan 15, 2011

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

star 7.82
39 votes
Death On Arrival

#17 - Death On Arrival

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Dec 6, 2009

star 7.81
214 votes
I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

#18 - I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Apr 5, 2009

A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

star 7.81
113 votes
Dead and Deader

#19 - Dead and Deader

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Feb 15, 2009

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

star 7.81
120 votes
Death: A User's Manual

#20 - Death: A User's Manual

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Mar 29, 2009

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

star 7.80
112 votes
Unforced Errors

#21 - Unforced Errors

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 8, 2009

A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.

star 7.78
128 votes
Putting A Smiley Face On Death

#22 - Putting A Smiley Face On Death

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Sep 14, 2010

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

star 7.73
157 votes
Gratefully Dead

#23 - Gratefully Dead

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Jan 13, 2010

star 7.73
131 votes
Death Over Easy

#24 - Death Over Easy

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 8, 2009

A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.

star 7.72
100 votes
Cure for the Common Death

#25 - Cure for the Common Death

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Mar 22, 2009

star 7.61
104 votes