The BEST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

#1 - Locked and Low Dead

Season 3 - Episode 41 - Aired 2/29/2012

#2 - That's "Mister Death" To You

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/5/2011

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

#3 - Death Bites!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/9/2009

#4 - Up With Death

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2009

#5 - Death Be Not Stupid

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2009

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

#6 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 8/15/2011

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

#7 - Death Takes A Vacation

Season 3 - Episode 34 - Aired 11/14/2011

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

#8 - Death On A Stick

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/3/2010

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

#9 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/2009

A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

#10 - Death Over Easy

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/8/2009

A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.

#11 - Grave Errors

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/2/2011

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

#12 - Dead and Deader

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/2009

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

#13 - I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/5/2009

A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

#14 - Death On Arrival

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/2009

#15 - Death: A User's Manual

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/29/2009

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

#16 - The Lighter Side of Death

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/2009

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

#17 - Unforced Errors

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2009

A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.

#18 - Gratefully Dead

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/13/2010

#19 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/2011

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

#20 - Death Gets Busy

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2009

A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

#21 - Cure for the Common Death

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2009

#22 - Putting A Smiley Face On Death

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/2010

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

#23 - The One About Dumb People Dying!

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/2011

A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

#24 - Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/21/2008

#25 - Stupid Is As Death Does

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/29/2011

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".