The BEST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!

Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.

Last Updated: 11/28/2024Network: SpikeStatus: Ended
star
8.67
3 votes

#1 - Locked and Low Dead

Season 3 - Episode 41 - Aired 2/29/2012

Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.

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8.60
5 votes

#2 - That's "Mister Death" To You

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/5/2011

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

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Death Bites!
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8.31
141 votes

#3 - Death Bites!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/9/2009

Chubby chaser lands a big one, frat boy suffers frat burn, a fiddler hits a bad note, an ex-con gets exterminated, a French maid dusts off the boss, mobsters lose face and a limp lover goes down hard. Ways to Die: "Ass Phyxiated" (#451), "Work of Fart" (#103), "Crash-endo" (#76), "Vermin-ated" (#505), "French Fried" (#105), "Bomb-bino" (#803), "Die-agra" (#186)

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Up With Death
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8.13
169 votes

#4 - Up With Death

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2009

A hot nurse strips down, two trippers get needled, a biker chick goes down, a hold up gets messed up, a hockey fight gets bloody and a raccoon lover is smitten and bitten. Ways to Die: "M-R-Ouch!" (#485), "Succu Offed" (#229), "Coming & Going" (#432), "Coffin Nailed" (#150), "Greased Is The Word" (#89), "Blades of Gory" (#110), "Boris Bititoff" (#611), "Laced Up" (#162)

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Death Be Not Stupid
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8.05
61 votes

#5 - Death Be Not Stupid

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2009

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

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8.00
5 votes

#6 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 8/15/2011

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

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star
8.00
8 votes

#7 - Death Takes A Vacation

Season 3 - Episode 34 - Aired 11/14/2011

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

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Death On A Stick
star
7.91
147 votes

#8 - Death On A Stick

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/3/2010

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

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The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
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7.88
107 votes

#9 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/2009

A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

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Death Over Easy
star
7.85
99 votes

#10 - Death Over Easy

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/8/2009

A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.

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Grave Errors
star
7.85
13 votes

#11 - Grave Errors

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/2/2011

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

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Dead and Deader
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7.83
120 votes

#12 - Dead and Deader

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/2009

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

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I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
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7.82
113 votes

#13 - I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/5/2009

A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

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Death On Arrival
star
7.82
220 votes

#14 - Death On Arrival

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/2009

A woman's breast implants lead to her unexpected death during a flight; marijuana and a forklift combine to cause a young man's demise. Ways to Die: "Titty Titty Bang Bang" (#948), "Forked-Up" (#714), "UninTented" (#590), "Tali-Bombed" (#123), "Vike-O-Done" (#515), "Deadliest Munch" (#444), "Dead Meat-eorite" (#913), "Bubbled Out" (#68)

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Death: A User's Manual
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7.80
113 votes

#15 - Death: A User's Manual

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/29/2009

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

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The Lighter Side of Death
star
7.78
107 votes

#16 - The Lighter Side of Death

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/2009

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

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Gratefully Dead
star
7.70
132 votes

#17 - Gratefully Dead

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/13/2010

An anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked. Ways to Die: "Mercury in Uranus" (#599), "A Turn For The Purse" (#297), "Dead Weight" (#102), "Cult Evaded" (#310), "Smoke-A-Doped" (#463), "Two Stoopid" (#655), "Cream-ated" (#204), "Rolled Death" (#313)

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Unforced Errors
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7.69
122 votes

#18 - Unforced Errors

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2009

A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.

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7.67
40 votes

#19 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/2011

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

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Cure for the Common Death, Part 1
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7.66
90 votes

#20 - Cure for the Common Death, Part 1

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2009

A group of rednecks get into fatal trouble while celebrating the 4th of July, and a pair of heavy metal enthusiasts discover the hidden dangers of head banging. Ways to Die: "Red, White and Blew" (#77), "Bank Ruptured" (#756), "Guitar Zeros" (#66), "Radium Girls" (#196), "Oz Holed" (#638), "Tanked Girl" (#710), "Law and OrDead" (#909) Way to Live: Skydiver Chris Colwell

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7.66
163 votes

#21 - Putting A Smiley Face On Death

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/2010

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

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Death Gets Busy
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7.64
112 votes

#22 - Death Gets Busy

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2009

A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

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The One About Dumb People Dying!
star
7.57
7 votes

#23 - The One About Dumb People Dying!

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/2011

A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

Directors: Alex Harvey
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star
7.50
6 votes

#24 - Stupid Is As Death Does

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/29/2011

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

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Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
star
7.48
52 votes

#25 - Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/21/2008

A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead. Ways to Die: "Freeze Died" (#293), "Dive Bombed" (#713), "De-Coffinated" (#91), "Wet Dream" (#606), "Fur Burger" (#112) Way to Live: Parachute Jumper Shayna Richardson

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