The BEST Episodes of 1000 Ways to Die
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Feb 21, 2020
Network: Spike TV
Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.
#1 - That's "Mister Death" To You
Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired Apr 5, 2011
A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
#2 - Stupid Is As Death Does
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired Mar 29, 2011
A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
#3 - Better Them Than Us
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired Mar 16, 2011
A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
#4 - Dead Before They Know It
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired Mar 23, 2011
A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
#5 - Death Bites!
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Dec 9, 2009
#6 - Grave Errors
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired Mar 2, 2011
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
#7 - Up With Death
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Dec 16, 2009
#8 - Death Certificates
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired Jul 15, 2012
#9 - Death Be A Lady Tonight
Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired Jul 25, 2011
An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
#10 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead
Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired Aug 15, 2011
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
#11 - Sor-Dead Affair
Season 3 - Episode 41 - Aired Feb 29, 2012
#12 - Death On A Stick
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 3, 2010
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
#13 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Jan 15, 2011
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
#14 - The Lighter Side of Death
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 1, 2009
A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
#15 - Death On Arrival
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Dec 6, 2009
#16 - Death Be Not Stupid
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 15, 2009
A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.
#17 - Dead and Deader
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 15, 2009
A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
#18 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 8, 2009
A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.
#19 - Death Over Easy
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 8, 2009
A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.
#20 - Putting A Smiley Face On Death
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Sep 14, 2010
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
#21 - Death: A User's Manual
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 29, 2009
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
#22 - Gratefully Dead
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Jan 13, 2010
#23 - I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 5, 2009
A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.
#24 - Cure for the Common Death
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 22, 2009
#25 - Death Gets Busy
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 22, 2009
A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.