The BEST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!

Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.

Last Updated: 9/7/2023Network: SpikeStatus: Ended
Locked and Low Dead
3 votes

#1 - Locked and Low Dead

Season 3 - Episode 41 - Aired 2/29/2012

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That's "Mister Death" To You
5 votes

#2 - That's "Mister Death" To You

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/5/2011

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

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Death Bites!
138 votes

#3 - Death Bites!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/9/2009

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Up With Death
166 votes

#4 - Up With Death

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2009

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Death Be Not Stupid
60 votes

#5 - Death Be Not Stupid

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2009

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

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Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead
5 votes

#6 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 8/15/2011

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

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Death Takes A Vacation
8 votes

#7 - Death Takes A Vacation

Season 3 - Episode 34 - Aired 11/14/2011

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

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Death On A Stick
142 votes

#8 - Death On A Stick

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/3/2010

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

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The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
107 votes

#9 - The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/8/2009

A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

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Grave Errors
13 votes

#10 - Grave Errors

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/2/2011

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

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Death Over Easy
97 votes

#11 - Death Over Easy

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/8/2009

A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.

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Dead and Deader
118 votes

#12 - Dead and Deader

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/15/2009

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

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Death On Arrival
217 votes

#13 - Death On Arrival

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/2009

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I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
113 votes

#14 - I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/5/2009

A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

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Death: A User's Manual
113 votes

#15 - Death: A User's Manual

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/29/2009

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

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The Lighter Side of Death
106 votes

#16 - The Lighter Side of Death

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/1/2009

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

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Unforced Errors
119 votes

#17 - Unforced Errors

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/8/2009

A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.

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Gratefully Dead
130 votes

#18 - Gratefully Dead

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/13/2010

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If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
40 votes

#19 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/2011

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

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Putting A Smiley Face On Death
160 votes

#20 - Putting A Smiley Face On Death

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/2010

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

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Death Gets Busy
109 votes

#21 - Death Gets Busy

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/22/2009

A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

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Cure for the Common Death
89 votes

#22 - Cure for the Common Death

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2009

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The One About Dumb People Dying!
7 votes

#23 - The One About Dumb People Dying!

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/2011

A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

Directors: Alex Harvey
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Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
46 votes

#24 - Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/21/2008

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Stupid Is As Death Does
6 votes

#25 - Stupid Is As Death Does

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/29/2011

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

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