The BEST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die
Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!
Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.
#1 - Locked and Low Dead
Season 3 - Episode 41 - Aired 2/29/2012
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
#2 - Death Takes A Vacation
Season 3 - Episode 34 - Aired 11/14/2011
Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
#3 - Grave Errors
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/2/2011
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
#4 - Death Bites!
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/9/2009
Chubby chaser lands a big one, frat boy suffers frat burn, a fiddler hits a bad note, an ex-con gets exterminated, a French maid dusts off the boss, mobsters lose face and a limp lover goes down hard. Ways to Die: "Ass Phyxiated" (#451), "Work of Fart" (#103), "Crash-endo" (#76), "Vermin-ated" (#505), "French Fried" (#105), "Bomb-bino" (#803), "Die-agra" (#186)
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#5 - Death On A Stick
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/3/2010
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
#6 - Up With Death
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2009
A hot nurse strips down, two trippers get needled, a biker chick goes down, a hold up gets messed up, a hockey fight gets bloody and a raccoon lover is smitten and bitten. Ways to Die: "M-R-Ouch!" (#485), "Succu Offed" (#229), "Coming & Going" (#432), "Coffin Nailed" (#150), "Greased Is The Word" (#89), "Blades of Gory" (#110), "Boris Bititoff" (#611), "Laced Up" (#162)
#9 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/2011
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
#10 - Death On Arrival
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/6/2009
A woman's breast implants lead to her unexpected death during a flight; marijuana and a forklift combine to cause a young man's demise. Ways to Die: "Titty Titty Bang Bang" (#948), "Forked-Up" (#714), "UninTented" (#590), "Tali-Bombed" (#123), "Vike-O-Done" (#515), "Deadliest Munch" (#444), "Dead Meat-eorite" (#913), "Bubbled Out" (#68)
#11 - That's "Mister Death" To You
Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/5/2011
A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
#12 - Death - Putting the 'Fun' in 'Funeral'
Season 3 - Episode 39 - Aired 2/22/2012
Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
#13 - Dirt Nap
Season 3 - Episode 33 - Aired 11/7/2011
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.
#14 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead
Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 8/15/2011
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
#21 - Gratefully Dead
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/13/2010
An anal compulsive turns repulsive; a purse snatcher takes a fall; a weightlifter loses his grip; a young goth gets exorcised; a smoker gets smoked; two dopes do themselves (in); a cow lover gets milked. Ways to Die: "Mercury in Uranus" (#599), "A Turn For The Purse" (#297), "Dead Weight" (#102), "Cult Evaded" (#310), "Smoke-A-Doped" (#463), "Two Stoopid" (#655), "Cream-ated" (#204), "Rolled Death" (#313)
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Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/2010
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
#24 - Cure for the Common Death, Part 1
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2009
A group of rednecks get into fatal trouble while celebrating the 4th of July, and a pair of heavy metal enthusiasts discover the hidden dangers of head banging. Ways to Die: "Red, White and Blew" (#77), "Bank Ruptured" (#756), "Guitar Zeros" (#66), "Radium Girls" (#196), "Oz Holed" (#638), "Tanked Girl" (#710), "Law and OrDead" (#909) Way to Live: Skydiver Chris Colwell
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#25 - Waking Up Dead
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/27/2010
A nagging housewife blows her own fuse; a construction worker takes a deadly bathroom break; a stowaway gets his ass-sets frozen; a cheating gambler gets squeezed and an acupuncture patient misses the point. Ways to Die: "Phone Boned" (#662), "Toilet Rolled" (#521), "Mile Die Club" (#559), "Bitch Zapped" (#140), "Texas Fold 'Em" (#311), "Written Offed" (#168), "Ball 'n Pain" (#817), "Last Beer-Dead" (#442)
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