The BEST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die season 3

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of 1000 Ways to Die season 3!

Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.

Last Updated: 11/28/2024Network: SpikeStatus: Ended
star
8.67
3 votes

#1 - Locked and Low Dead

Season 3 - Episode 41 - Aired 2/29/2012

Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.

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8.60
5 votes

#2 - That's "Mister Death" To You

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/5/2011

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

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star
8.00
8 votes

#3 - Death Takes A Vacation

Season 3 - Episode 34 - Aired 11/14/2011

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

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star
8.00
5 votes

#4 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 8/15/2011

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

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Death On A Stick
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7.91
147 votes

#5 - Death On A Stick

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/3/2010

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

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Grave Errors
star
7.85
13 votes

#6 - Grave Errors

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/2/2011

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

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star
7.67
40 votes

#7 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/2011

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

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star
7.66
163 votes

#8 - Putting A Smiley Face On Death

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/2010

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

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The One About Dumb People Dying!
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7.57
7 votes

#9 - The One About Dumb People Dying!

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/2011

A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

Directors: Alex Harvey
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star
7.50
6 votes

#10 - Stupid Is As Death Does

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/29/2011

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

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Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death
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7.45
11 votes

#11 - Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/2011

A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.

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Better Them Than Us
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7.40
5 votes

#12 - Better Them Than Us

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/16/2011

A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

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star
7.33
3 votes

#13 - Today’s Special: Death

Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired 8/1/2011

A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.

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Dead Before They Know It
star
7.25
8 votes

#14 - Dead Before They Know It

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/23/2011

A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

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star
7.24
70 votes

#15 - Sudden Death

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/22/2010

A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

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star
7.23
74 votes

#16 - The End is Weird

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/19/2010

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

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star
7.22
135 votes

#17 - Stupid is as Stupid Dies

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/2010

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

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star
7.20
5 votes

#18 - Death: The Gift That Lasts Forever

Season 3 - Episode 29 - Aired 8/22/2011

A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.

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star
7.14
79 votes

#19 - Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/8/2010

Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

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star
7.00
5 votes

#20 - Star Death: The Last Generation

Season 3 - Episode 38 - Aired 2/8/2012

Cat lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty super model is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.

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star
7.00
9 votes

#21 - Killing Them Softly

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/9/2011

A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.

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star
6.95
40 votes

#22 - Dying to Tell the Story

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/29/2010

A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

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star
6.95
75 votes

#23 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/2010

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

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star
6.93
45 votes

#24 - Cure for the Common Death

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/2010

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

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star
6.92
75 votes

#25 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/2010

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

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