The BEST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die season 3

#1 - Locked and Low Dead

Season 3 - Episode 41 - Aired 2/29/2012

#2 - That's "Mister Death" To You

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/5/2011

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

#3 - Death Takes A Vacation

Season 3 - Episode 34 - Aired 11/14/2011

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

#4 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 8/15/2011

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

#5 - Death On A Stick

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/3/2010

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

#6 - Grave Errors

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/2/2011

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

#7 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/2011

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

#8 - Putting A Smiley Face On Death

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/2010

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

#9 - The One About Dumb People Dying!

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/2011

A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

#10 - Stupid Is As Death Does

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/29/2011

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

#11 - Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/2011

A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.

#12 - Better Them Than Us

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/16/2011

A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

#13 - Sudden Death

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/22/2010

A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

#14 - Today’s Special: Death

Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired 8/1/2011

A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.

#15 - Dead Before They Know It

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/23/2011

A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

#16 - The End is Weird

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/19/2010

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

#17 - Stupid is as Stupid Dies

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/2010

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

#18 - Death: The Gift That Lasts Forever

Season 3 - Episode 29 - Aired 8/22/2011

A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.

#19 - Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/8/2010

Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

#20 - Star Death: The Last Generation

Season 3 - Episode 38 - Aired 2/8/2012

#21 - Killing Them Softly

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/9/2011

A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.

#22 - Dying to Tell the Story

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/29/2010

A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

#23 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/2010

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

#24 - Cure for the Common Death

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/2010

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

#25 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/2010

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.