The BEST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die season 3
Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of 1000 Ways to Die season 3!
Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.
#1 - Locked and Low Dead
Season 3 - Episode 41 - Aired 2/29/2012
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
#2 - Death Takes A Vacation
Season 3 - Episode 34 - Aired 11/14/2011
Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
#3 - Grave Errors
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/2/2011
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
#4 - Death On A Stick
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/3/2010
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
#5 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/15/2011
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
#6 - That's "Mister Death" To You
Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 4/5/2011
A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
#7 - Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead
Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 8/15/2011
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
#8 - Dirt Nap
Season 3 - Episode 33 - Aired 11/7/2011
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.
#9 - Death - Putting the 'Fun' in 'Funeral'
Season 3 - Episode 39 - Aired 2/22/2012
Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
#10 - Putting A Smiley Face On Death
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/2010
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
#11 - The End is Weird
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/19/2010
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
Watch Now:Apple TV#12 - Sudden Death
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/22/2010
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
#13 - Dead Before They Know It
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/23/2011
A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
#14 - Stupid is as Stupid Dies
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/2010
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
Watch Now:Apple TV#15 - Hurry Up and Die
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/26/2010
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
Watch Now:Apple TV
#16 - Getting A Rise From The Dead
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/16/2011
A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
#17 - Dying to Tell the Story
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/29/2010
A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.
#18 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/2010
A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
#19 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/2010
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
Watch Now:Apple TV#20 - Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/8/2010
Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
Watch Now:Apple TV#21 - Cure for the Common Death
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/2010
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
#22 - Fatal Distractions
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/2010
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
Watch Now:Apple TV#23 - Dead Wrongs
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/28/2010
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
Watch Now:Apple TV#24 - Death Penalties
Season 3 - Episode 36 - Aired 1/25/2012
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
#25 - Sor-Dead Affair
Season 3 - Episode 40 - Aired 2/29/2012
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.