The WORST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die
Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!
Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.
#1 - Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/21/2008
A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead. Ways to Die: "Freeze Died" (#293), "Dive Bombed" (#713), "De-Coffinated" (#91), "Wet Dream" (#606), "Fur Burger" (#112) Way to Live: Parachute Jumper Shayna Richardson
Watch Now:Apple TV
#2 - The One About Dumb People Dying!
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/2011
A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
#3 - Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/2011
A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
#4 - Killing Them Softly
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/9/2011
A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.
#5 - Better Them Than Us
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/16/2011
A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
#6 - Stupid Is As Death Does
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/29/2011
A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
#7 - Death, The New Black
Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 7/18/2011
A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
#8 - Today’s Special: Death
Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired 8/1/2011
A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
#9 - Death Be A Lady Tonight
Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 7/25/2011
An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
#10 - Eat, Pray Die
Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired 8/8/2011
A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
#11 - Death: The Gift That Lasts Forever
Season 3 - Episode 29 - Aired 8/22/2011
A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.
#12 - Death: One Size Fits All
Season 3 - Episode 30 - Aired 8/29/2011
A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
#13 - Grave Decisions
Season 3 - Episode 32 - Aired 10/31/2011
Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.
#14 - Wild Wild Death
Season 3 - Episode 35 - Aired 11/21/2011
An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
#15 - Die-abestic
Season 3 - Episode 37 - Aired 2/1/2012
A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a womans breath away, a dancer loses heart.
#16 - Star Death: The Last Generation
Season 3 - Episode 38 - Aired 2/8/2012
Cat lady's love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty super model is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
#17 - Sor-Dead Affair
Season 3 - Episode 40 - Aired 2/29/2012
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
#19 - Death Certificates
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/15/2012
A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.
#21 - It's A Dead Dead Dead World
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/15/2012
Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn't; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.
#22 - Deadliest Kitsch
Season 3 - Episode 31 - Aired 10/24/2011
Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
#23 - Death, The Final Frontier
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/15/2012
Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.
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#24 - Life Will Kill You
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/14/2008
1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#208 Semi-cide" a man is run over by a semi and cut in half, "#422 Construction Accident" a man buried alive in three tons of sand, "#92 Fang Banged" a man who fell on a poisonous rattlesnake and was bit on the chest, "#832 Lesbocution" a woman who is electrocuted by walking barefoot into an electrified puddle, "#125 Love Bugged" a reptile and insect collector who was bit by a black widow spider, and "#640 Tumble Die" a hospital repairman is caught in a industrial strength dryer. It also looks at the case of a paramedic who survived after he was hit by a runaway car at the Dayton Speedway.
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Season 3 - Episode 36 - Aired 1/25/2012
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.