The WORST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

#1 - Death Penalties

Season 3 - Episode 36 - Aired 1/25/2012

#2 - Dead Wrongs

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/28/2010

Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

#3 - Fatal Distractions

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/2010

A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

#4 - Eat, Pray Die

Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired 8/8/2011

A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.

#5 - Crying Over Spilled Blood

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/15/2012

#6 - Sor-Dead Affair

Season 3 - Episode 40 - Aired 2/29/2012

#7 - Death - Putting the 'Fun' in 'Funeral'

Season 3 - Episode 39 - Aired 2/22/2012

#8 - Deadliest Kitsch

Season 3 - Episode 31 - Aired 10/24/2011

Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.

#9 - Death, The New Black

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 7/18/2011

A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.

#10 - Dirt Nap

Season 3 - Episode 33 - Aired 11/7/2011

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.

#11 - Death: One Size Fits All

Season 3 - Episode 30 - Aired 8/29/2011

A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.

#12 - Tweets From The Dead

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/26/2012

#13 - Die-abestic

Season 3 - Episode 37 - Aired 2/1/2012

#14 - Wild Wild Death

Season 3 - Episode 35 - Aired 11/21/2011

An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.

#15 - Death, The Final Frontier

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/15/2012

#16 - Grave Decisions

Season 3 - Episode 32 - Aired 10/31/2011

Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.

#17 - Death Be A Lady Tonight

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 7/25/2011

An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

#18 - Hurry Up and Die

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/26/2010

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

#19 - Think Globally, Die Locally

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/19/2012

#20 - Getting A Rise From The Dead

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/16/2011

A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.

#21 - A New App Called Death

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/2/2012

#22 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/2010

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

#23 - Cure for the Common Death

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/2010

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

#24 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/2010

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

#25 - Dying to Tell the Story

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/29/2010

A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.