The WORST episodes of 1000 Ways to Die

Every episode of 1000 Ways to Die ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of 1000 Ways to Die!

Death is the ultimate unknow; something we both fear and are intrigued by. 1,000 Ways to Die chronicles the last moments of people who met an untimely demise by making bad choices or through sheer bad luk. As well as being horrifying and morbidly funny, 1,000 Ways to Die is also educational and Recreates the scens using state of the art CGI graphics animation.

Last Updated: 11/28/2024Network: SpikeStatus: Ended

5.50

4 votes

#1 - Death Penalties

Season 3 - Episode 36 - Aired 1/25/2012

Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

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5.88

105 votes

#2 - Dead Wrongs

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/28/2010

Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

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6.12

101 votes

#3 - Fatal Distractions

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/2010

A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

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6.25

4 votes

#4 - Eat, Pray Die

Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired 8/8/2011

A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.

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6.33

9 votes

#5 - Crying Over Spilled Blood

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/15/2012

Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.

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6.33

6 votes

#6 - Sor-Dead Affair

Season 3 - Episode 40 - Aired 2/29/2012

A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.

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6.43

7 votes

#7 - Death - Putting the 'Fun' in 'Funeral'

Season 3 - Episode 39 - Aired 2/22/2012

Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.

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6.50

6 votes

#8 - Deadliest Kitsch

Season 3 - Episode 31 - Aired 10/24/2011

Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.

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6.50

4 votes

#9 - Death, The New Black

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 7/18/2011

A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.

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6.50

6 votes

#10 - Dirt Nap

Season 3 - Episode 33 - Aired 11/7/2011

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.

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6.60

5 votes

#11 - Death: One Size Fits All

Season 3 - Episode 30 - Aired 8/29/2011

A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.

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6.67

48 votes

#12 - Tweets From The Dead

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/26/2012

A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.

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6.67

6 votes

#13 - Die-abestic

Season 3 - Episode 37 - Aired 2/1/2012

A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a womans breath away, a dancer loses heart.

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6.75

4 votes

#14 - Wild Wild Death

Season 3 - Episode 35 - Aired 11/21/2011

An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.

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6.79

19 votes

#15 - Death, The Final Frontier

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/15/2012

Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.

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6.80

5 votes

#16 - Grave Decisions

Season 3 - Episode 32 - Aired 10/31/2011

Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.

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6.80

5 votes

#17 - Death Be A Lady Tonight

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 7/25/2011

An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

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6.83

76 votes

#18 - Hurry Up and Die

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/26/2010

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

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6.83

48 votes

#19 - Think Globally, Die Locally

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/19/2012

A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.

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6.83

36 votes

#20 - Getting A Rise From The Dead

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/16/2011

A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.

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6.90

52 votes

#21 - A New App Called Death

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/2/2012

A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.

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6.92

75 votes

#22 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/2010

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

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6.93

45 votes

#23 - Cure for the Common Death

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/15/2010

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

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6.95

75 votes

#24 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/2010

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

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6.95

40 votes

#25 - Dying to Tell the Story

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/29/2010

A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

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