The WORST episodes of Wings
Every episode of Wings ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Wings!
Two brothers, Joe and Brian Hackett, run a one-plane commuter service from a small Nantucket airport. Along with Joe's on-again/off-again girlfriend, there are more hilarious and eccentric characters who work out of or at the airport.
#1 - Duet for Cello and Plane
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/28/1991
Helen gets a music job with the Maine Symphony Orchestra forcing her and Joe to talk about their future. Meanwhile, a confused woman who doesn't speak English has been hanging around the airport and gains Fay's sympathy and Roy's hostility.
#2 - Moonlighting
Season 5 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/17/1994
To ease Alex's embarrassment over having to take a job as a waitress at a medieval themed restaurant during the off-season, the gang tell their own stories of embarrassing off-season jobs.
#3 - Murder She Roast
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/21/1991
While the brothers' house is being fumigated, Brian sees a woman who looks like Fay on a TV show about escaped fugitives. He's convinced Fay is the killer and is trying to murder him.
#4 - Return to Nantucket (1)
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/1990
Brian flys to Boston to see if he can reunite with his ex-wife Carol.
#5 - There's Always Room for Cello
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/14/1990
Roy's son R.J. takes cello lessons from Helen. Roy agrees to pay for the lessons after he thinks R.J. is "hot for teacher." Helen convinces R.J. to divulge a secret that he is agonizing over telling his father.
#6 - So Long, Frank Lloyd Wrong
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/21/1995
Joe and Helen's initial fortune at landing famous architect Y.M. Burg to design their new house soon turn sour as he suggests a house shaped like a giant "7." Meanwhile, Brian hires a new mechanic,Budd Bronski, who attempts to live down a previous "incident."
#7 - Love Is Like Pulling Teeth
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/10/1991
Joe has to take care of Helen when she gets her wisdom teeth pulled out. Unfortunately for Joe, her appointment falls on the same day as a party to watch the biggest college basketball game of the year between Boston College and Providence. With Helen's TV in the shop, Joe's loyalty is tested.
#8 - Oh, Give Me a Home Where the Mathers Don't Roam
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/20/1994
Tired of Lowell's strictness, the brothers boot him out of the house. Despite his reluctance, Lowell buys a new house and tries to adjust to the experience of living alone for the first time.
#9 - There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/17/1990
Brian sets Joe up on a date with a woman who's been with every man on the island.
#10 - All for One and Two for Helen
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/24/1990
Joe spies on Brian and Helen when they go on a date.
#11 - Ladies Who Lunch
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/21/1991
Tired of the bickering between Helen and Gail, Joe suggests that the two go out to lunch together. Meanwhile, Fay has an opportunity to keep her streak of touching First Ladies alive as the president and his wife come to the island.
#12 - A Standup Kind of Guy
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/26/1990
Joe feels obligated to hold a bachelor party for a guy he can't remember going to high school with but the guy considers Joe his best friend. Lowell is fascinated by a metal plate in Roy's head.
#13 - Hell Hath No Fury Like a Policewoman Scorned
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/16/1990
Brian dates a policewoman to get her to drop charges on his unpaid parking tickets. Meanwhile, Lowell totes his video camera around the airport trying to capture something to submit to "America's Wackiest Videos" TV show.
#14 - A Little Nightmare Music
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/12/1990
Helen plays her cello for a very famous conductor visiting the island on his honeymoon. Meanwhile, Fay prepares for a role at a carnival by predicting the future reading tarot cards.
#15 - An Affair to Forget
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/14/1993
Joe is upset at playing chauffeur to the other couples for their romantic trips off the island but it's everybody else who ends up suffering. Meanwhile, Antonio and Fay help Roy change his image to try to impress a new woman.
#16 - Return to Nantucket (2)
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/10/1990
Joe and Brian compete to see who Carol loves more.
#17 - I Ain't Got No Bunny
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/1991
Lowell is paranoid that his wife Bunny is committing adultery.
#18 - Happy Holidays
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/16/1993
Lowell's ex-wife arrives on Nantucket for a friend's wedding. Brian faces the prospect of meeting Alex's parents. Joe deals with the loss of a tree and Fay becomes overbearing as Helen organizes a holiday party for children.
#19 - Business or Pleasure
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/7/1993
When Joe flies in a potential investor, he's more interested in Helen than Joe's airline.
#20 - Love Means Never Having to Say Geronimo
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/21/1991
Wanting a night alone, Joe and Helen kick Brian out of the house. Brian shows up the next day with an adventurous, globetrotting woman whom he intends to marry.
#21 - High Anxiety
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/23/1990
Joe is grounded due to hypertension forcing Brian to take every flight. Joe is unable to find a new pilot willing to work for what he can afford to pay leaving Joe to consider selling Sandpiper.
#22 - Crate Expectations
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/14/1991
As his birthday approaches, Joe firmly insists that the rest of the gang not throw him a party. The delivery of a large crate to the hangar convinces Joe that the gang wants to surprise him anyway.
#23 - Plane Nine from Nantucket
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/7/1991
Joe and Brian think they see a UFO. Joe is hesitant to file an FAA report, fearing that Sandpiper Air will be blacklisted. Brian goes ahead and files the report which catches the notice of an eccentric group of UFO enthusiasts. Meanwhile, Helen informs Fay she still owes her money on her lunch tab but Fay insists she paid it.
#24 - Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/14/1991
After a disastrous start to Valentine's Day, Joe and Helen agree to meet at their special place. Unfortunately, they each have a different idea as to where that is. Roy's blind date exceeds all his low expectations but all he can do is try and figure out what's wrong with her.
#25 - Try to Remember the Night He Dismembered
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/1991
With the airport shut down due to fog, the gang tries to find ways to pass the time which leads to Brian doing his hypnosis act on volunteers.