The BEST episodes of Two and a Half Men season 9
Every episode of Two and a Half Men season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Two and a Half Men season 9!
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.
#1 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Season 9 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/13/2012
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
#2 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Season 9 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/2/2012
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
#3 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Season 9 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/16/2012
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
#4 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/21/2011
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
#5 - Thank You for the Intercourse
Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/7/2011
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
#6 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/31/2011
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
#7 - Nine Magic Fingers
Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/2011
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
#8 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/2011
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
#9 - Grandma's Pie
Season 9 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/9/2012
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
#10 - Palmdale, Ech
Season 9 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/19/2012
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
#11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip
Season 9 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/5/2011
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
#12 - The Squat and the Hover
Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2011
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
#13 - Not in My Mouth!
Season 9 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/20/2012
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
#14 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Season 9 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/14/2012
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
#15 - A Possum On Chemo
Season 9 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/16/2012
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
#16 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Season 9 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/12/2011
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
#17 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/2011
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
#18 - Frodo's Headshots
Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/14/2011
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
#19 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2011
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
#20 - The War Against Gingivitis
Season 9 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/27/2012
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
#21 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Season 9 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/6/2012
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
#22 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
Season 9 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/7/2012
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
#23 - People Who Love Peepholes
Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2011
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
#24 - Why We Gave Up Women
Season 9 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/30/2012
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.