The WORST episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program

Every episode of The Sarah Silverman Program ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program!

The Sarah Silverman Program is a musical/comedy that journeys into the world of Sarah Silverman where daily life is anything but routine. Silverman plays a character named Sarah Silverman and is joined by her real-life sister Laura Silverman who plays the character of Laura. Rounding out the cast of characters are the geeky gay neighbors Steve (Steve Agee) and Brian (Brian Posehn), and Officer Jay (Jay Johnston).

Last Updated: 2/14/2024Network: Comedy CentralStatus: Ended
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Just Breve
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5.73
71 votes

#1 - Just Breve

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/2/2010

Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.

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The Silverman and the Pillows
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5.93
182 votes

#2 - The Silverman and the Pillows

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/2010

After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.

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A Good Van Is Hard to Find
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6.21
71 votes

#3 - A Good Van Is Hard to Find

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/9/2010

Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.

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Maid to Border
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6.22
101 votes

#4 - Maid to Border

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/7/2007

Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Vow Wow
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6.26
38 votes

#5 - Vow Wow

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 12/11/2008

Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.

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There's No Place Like Homeless
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6.40
42 votes

#6 - There's No Place Like Homeless

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/6/2008

Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.

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The Proof Is in the Penis
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6.42
129 votes

#7 - The Proof Is in the Penis

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/4/2010

In an attempt to get Sarah to “man up”, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.

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The Mongolian Beef
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6.44
45 votes

#8 - The Mongolian Beef

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/9/2008

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Writer: Dan Sterling
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Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now
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6.52
44 votes

#9 - Fetus, Don't Fail Me Now

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/13/2008

Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.

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Nightmayor
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6.52
122 votes

#10 - Nightmayor

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/2010

Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.

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Doodie
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6.61
75 votes

#11 - Doodie

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/2007

When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Kangamangus
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6.65
68 votes

#12 - Kangamangus

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/4/2008

Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.

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Face Wars
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6.81
77 votes

#13 - Face Wars

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/17/2007

Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.

Directors: Liam Lynch
Writer: Dan Sterling
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Wowschwitz
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7.01
98 votes

#14 - Wowschwitz

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/16/2010

Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.

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Ah, Men
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7.09
102 votes

#15 - Ah, Men

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/31/2007

Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Songs in the Key of Yuck
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7.22
99 votes

#16 - Songs in the Key of Yuck

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/26/2010

Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.

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A Fairly Attractive Mind
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7.23
96 votes

#17 - A Fairly Attractive Mind

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/19/2010

Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.

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A Slip Slope
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7.26
123 votes

#18 - A Slip Slope

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2010

Sarah sues the film "Home Alone" for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.

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Smellin' of Troy
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7.27
97 votes

#19 - Smellin' of Troy

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/11/2010

Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.

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Not Without My Daughter
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7.32
82 votes

#20 - Not Without My Daughter

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/22/2007

Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Muffin' Man
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7.38
108 votes

#21 - Muffin' Man

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2007

Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.

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Bored of the Rings
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7.57
53 votes

#22 - Bored of the Rings

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/3/2007

Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.

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Making New Friends
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7.62
42 votes

#23 - Making New Friends

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/16/2008

Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.

Directors: Wayne McClammy
Writer: Eric Schaar
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I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
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7.62
40 votes

#24 - I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/20/2008

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.

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Joan of Arf
star
7.63
48 votes

#25 - Joan of Arf

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/10/2007

Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.

Directors: Wayne McClammy
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