The BEST episodes of The King of Queens season 8

Every episode of The King of Queens season 8, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The King of Queens season 8!

Life’s good for deliveryman Doug Heffernan, until his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in with him and his wife Carrie. Doug is no longer the king of his domain, and instead of having a big screen television in his recently renovated basement, he now has a crazy old man.

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Consummate Professional
star
8.10
736 votes

#1 - Consummate Professional

Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/2005

Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Watch Now:Amazon
Pole Lox
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8.00
825 votes

#2 - Pole Lox

Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/2005

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting, and smothers her in effort to make up lost time.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Watch Now:Amazon
Present Tense
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7.90
564 votes

#3 - Present Tense

Season 8 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/13/2006

The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.

Directors: Henry Chan
Watch Now:Amazon
Vocal Discord
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7.88
691 votes

#4 - Vocal Discord

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2005

When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. And when Arthur gets hold of it, their argument becomes entertainment for a senior citizens' group.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Chris Downey
Watch Now:Amazon
Knee Jerk
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7.78
569 votes

#5 - Knee Jerk

Season 8 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/6/2006

After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse, and uses it to his advantage.

Directors: Ken Whittingham
Watch Now:Amazon
Acting Out
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7.77
716 votes

#6 - Acting Out

Season 8 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/22/2006

After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Watch Now:Amazon
Apartment Complex
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7.75
604 votes

#7 - Apartment Complex

Season 8 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/6/2006

Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.

Watch Now:Amazon
Gambling N'Diction
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7.74
663 votes

#8 - Gambling N'Diction

Season 8 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/23/2006

After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile, Carrie gets Spence to help her lose her accent to improve her chances of getting a promotion.

Writer: David Bickel
Watch Now:Amazon
Shear Torture
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7.73
602 votes

#9 - Shear Torture

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/24/2005

Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Liz Astrof
Watch Now:Amazon
Sold-Y Locks
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7.72
693 votes

#10 - Sold-Y Locks

Season 8 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/20/2006

In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Watch Now:Amazon
Buggie Nights
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7.68
569 votes

#11 - Buggie Nights

Season 8 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/27/2006

Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny argue over where to go for vacation.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Watch Now:Amazon
G'Night, Stalker
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7.68
677 votes

#12 - G'Night, Stalker

Season 8 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/21/2005

Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Chris Downey
Watch Now:Amazon
Inn Escapable
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7.67
666 votes

#13 - Inn Escapable

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/2005

A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Hartford Wailer
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7.61
646 votes

#14 - Hartford Wailer

Season 8 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/8/2006

Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Four Play
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7.59
561 votes

#15 - Four Play

Season 8 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/1/2006

Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own, so they start hanging out with each other's wives as well. When Kelly tires of Doug, he ruins Deacon and Carrie's good time. Meanwhile, Arthur dispenses romance advise, and the recipient finds success simply doing the opposite.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Fresh Brood
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7.57
589 votes

#16 - Fresh Brood

Season 8 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/6/2006

Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's "customer of the month."

Directors: Rob Schiller
Sandwiched Out
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7.57
622 votes

#17 - Sandwiched Out

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2005

A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Emotional Rollercoaster
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7.52
668 votes

#18 - Emotional Rollercoaster

Season 8 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/10/2006

Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Writer: Amy Gershwin
Fight Schlub
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7.51
637 votes

#19 - Fight Schlub

Season 8 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/15/2006

Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Baker's Doesn't
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7.50
619 votes

#20 - Baker's Doesn't

Season 8 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/19/2005

Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Like Hell
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7.50
654 votes

#21 - Like Hell

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/10/2005

Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
Move Doubt
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7.47
649 votes

#22 - Move Doubt

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/2005

Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl, who misinterprets the situation.

Directors: Rob Schiller
Watch Now:Apple TV
Raygin' Bulls
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7.45
648 votes

#23 - Raygin' Bulls

Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/28/2005

Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.

Directors: Howard Murray