The WORST episodes of Whitney

Every episode of Whitney ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Whitney!

NBC's new multi-camera comedy "Whitney" is a hilarious look at modern day love, which centers around Whitney (Whitney Cummings, "Chelsea Lately") and Alex (Chris D'Elia, "Glory Daze"), a happily unmarried couple. Together for three years, the duo is in no rush to get hitched, which seems to get a mixed response from their friends.

Last Updated: 12/13/2024Network: NBCStatus: Ended
Crazy, Stupid, Words
star
7.26
254 votes

#1 - Crazy, Stupid, Words

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/20/2013

Alex becomes angry when Whitney takes a friendly competition at Low Bar too far; Mark learns that R.J. has a fear of spiders.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Clarence!
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7.26
499 votes

#2 - Clarence!

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2011

When Alex's childhood dog passes away, Whitney suggests they adopt a dog together. However, the adoption process isn't as easy as they'd hoped especially when dealing with pound owner Mrs. Janks. Meanwhile, Roxanne is interested in some financial advice and Lily, in an effort to bring them closer, suggests working with Neal, but things become increasingly awkward after a sexual mishap during their first meeting.

Directors: Mark Cendrowski
Writer: Sam Sklaver
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Lance!
star
7.27
440 votes

#3 - Lance!

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/2012

Whitney is stunned when she discovers Roxanne's ex-husband is back in town; Neal is unsure of what to do when faced with racisim; Lily loses her engagement ring.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Sam Sklaver
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Pilot
star
7.37
663 votes

#4 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2011

When Whitney and Alex, a happily unmarried couple, attend one of their friends' weddings, Whitney realizes that she and Alex are dangerously close to relationship boredom after three years together. Determined not to let that happen, Whitney consults her close circle of opinionated girlfriends Lily and Roxanne. Snapping into action she tries to seduce Alex in a sexy costume, but someone winds up in the emergency room.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Getting To Know You
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7.42
475 votes

#5 - Getting To Know You

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/10/2011

When Whitney and Alex go on a double date with Roxanne, Whitney is surprised to learn that Alex had a full life before he met her. In an effort to do more things together, they decide to play a friendly game of basketball, but things go awry and a sore loser emerges shocking the gang. Meanwhile, Lily thinks that she will win Neal's mother over by embracing his Indian heritage, but she takes it to a whole other level.

Directors: Henry Chan
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Christmas is Cummings
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7.44
531 votes

#6 - Christmas is Cummings

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/8/2011

Whitney and Alex scheme a way to skip out on their family gatherings to start new holiday traditions with their friends Lily, Neal, Mark and Roxanne. However, Whitney's little white lie to her mother Candi and an unexpected visit from her father, Vince, cause her perfect plan of merriment to unravel.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Bawl and Chain
star
7.44
458 votes

#7 - Bawl and Chain

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/14/2012

Whitney's mother interrupts the celebratory mood of Whitney and Alex's unofficial wedding day; Lily and Roxanne have trouble choosing a gift for Whitney.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Eric Zicklin
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Mind Games
star
7.47
410 votes

#8 - Mind Games

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/1/2012

When Alex becomes jealous of one of Whitney's co-workers, the two decide to try couples therapy; Mark and Roxanne realize they make good partners while at Lily and Neal's game night.

Directors: Linda Mendoza
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Up All Night
star
7.48
626 votes

#9 - Up All Night

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/1/2011

When Lily asks Whitney to be her maid of honor and plan her engagement party, the stress drives Whitney to see a therapist; Roxanne decides to take control of her future.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Faking It
star
7.49
469 votes

#10 - Faking It

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/18/2012

Whitney and Lily have a disagreement over the wedding plans; Alex asks Neal to help him pitch his website idea; Roxanne and Mark donate blood.

Directors: Fred Savage
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2 Broke Hearts
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7.51
272 votes

#11 - 2 Broke Hearts

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/9/2013

While trying to figure out what is making Alex's allergies act up, Whitney reveals she has a heart condition; Lily introduces her new boyfriend to her friends.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Owen Smith
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Nesting
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7.51
218 votes

#12 - Nesting

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/13/2013

When Alex and Whitney decide to take their honeymoon at his family's lake house, they find his father there; Mark, Lily and Roxanne hang out at Whitney and Alex's apartment.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Something Black, Something Blue
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7.51
387 votes

#13 - Something Black, Something Blue

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/28/2012

Whitney and Alex head to City Hall to get married, but Whitney's driver's license is expired and sparks an unusual chain of events that interferes with their wedding plan. Whitney's father tries to come to the rescue. Mark confesses his feelings for Roxanne to Neal and Lily.

Directors: Betsy Thomas
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Homeland Security
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7.52
385 votes

#14 - Homeland Security

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/29/2012

Whitney has an unexpected reaction when confronted with a mugger; Lily tries to keep herself busy after her and Neal's wedding is called off; Mark encourages Neal to talk about his feelings.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Sex, Lies, and Alibis
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7.53
400 votes

#15 - Sex, Lies, and Alibis

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/5/2012

After a revelation from Chris, Whitney decides it's time to come clean about past falsehoods; Mark hires a new bartender.

Directors: Steve Zuckerman
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Two Broke-Up Guys
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7.57
444 votes

#16 - Two Broke-Up Guys

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/3/2011

When Alex encourages Mark to recycle his beer can, Mark takes an unusually firm stance against it, causing the two to "break-up." Trying to cheer Alex up, Whitney steps in for guy's night out, only to run into Mark and his new best friend, Neal. In an effort to reunite the bro-mance, Whitney, following advice from Lily and Roxanne, arms herself with some Rocky Road and red wine and sets out to discover the real root of Mark's heartbreak.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Snapped
star
7.62
240 votes

#17 - Snapped

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/13/2013

Whitney blurts out her true feelings to Alex's abrasive brother; Lily plans a secret date for Mark and Roxanne.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Liz Astrof
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First Date
star
7.63
582 votes

#18 - First Date

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2011

Whitney re-creates the first date she and Alex never had.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Something Old, Something New
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7.63
412 votes

#19 - Something Old, Something New

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/21/2012

Alex drunkenly proposes to Whitney after a bachelor party. Mark realizes he has feelings for Roxanne.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Space Invaders
star
7.63
239 votes

#20 - Space Invaders

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/6/2013

Alex lies to Whitney about going away for a tech seminar in order to have some time by himself; R.J.'s niece becomes friendly with Roxanne.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Silent Treatment
star
7.64
492 votes

#21 - Silent Treatment

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2011

Whitney catches Alex checking out an attractive woman but he refuses to admit to it; Roxanne tries to make her ex-husband jealous.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Poor Whitney
star
7.66
339 votes

#22 - Poor Whitney

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/21/2012

When Whitney is hard up for cash, she and Alex decide to share a joint checking account; Mark buys a bar.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Liz Astrof
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Cake, Cake, Cake
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7.69
247 votes

#23 - Cake, Cake, Cake

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/27/2013

Whitney decides to investigate when she sees her psychiatrist eating a birthday cake by herself; Roxanne admits her feelings for Mark.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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A Decent Proposal
star
7.69
451 votes

#24 - A Decent Proposal

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/13/2011

Whitney and Alex have a movie night at home, but the evening soon becomes a competition over who is most romantic. Meanwhile, an edgy Lily anticipates Neal's imminent proposal, sparking Mark's mission to prove that women are more eager to marry than men.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Breaking Dad
star
7.70
235 votes

#25 - Breaking Dad

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/20/2013

Whitney thinks her father has changed for the better when he visits and gives her $5,000; while Alex thinks Whitney should rent an art gallery and display her photos, Whitney gives the money to Lily, who is very short on cash.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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