The BEST episodes written by John Quaintance

Daddy Issues
275 votes

#1 - Daddy Issues

Undateable (2014) - Season 1 - Episode 10

Justin’s dad is in town and Danny gets involved in their complicated relationship, only to make things worse. Elsewhere, Sabrina and Shelly make a bet with hilarious punishments.

48 Hours
411 votes

#2 - 48 Hours

Whitney - Season 1 - Episode 16

When Whitney disagrees with Mark's theory that couples know if they want to be together within 48 hours of meeting, Alex tries to prove her wrong by recalling the night they met.

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A Decent Proposal
448 votes

#3 - A Decent Proposal

Whitney - Season 1 - Episode 4

Whitney and Alex have a movie night at home, but the evening soon becomes a competition over who is most romantic. Meanwhile, an edgy Lily anticipates Neal's imminent proposal, sparking Mark's mission to prove that women are more eager to marry than men.

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Guitar Face
222 votes

#4 - Guitar Face

Ben and Kate - Season 1 - Episode 9

When Kate sees the face that Will makes while playing guitar during his cover band's performance, she gets turned off and unable to take him seriously. Meanwhile, Tommy gets Ben a job at the country club which soon backfires for both of them, and BJ attends a support group where she gets good advice about her friendship with Kate.

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Big Gay Wedding
84 votes

#5 - Big Gay Wedding

Clipped - Season 1 - Episode 5

Joy helps plan Buzzy and Tommy's last minute wedding, but after talking to Charmaine, Buzzy has cold feet. Meanwhile, Ben and Mo argue over a business decision.

Leader of the Pack
307 votes

#6 - Leader of the Pack

Undateable (2014) - Season 1 - Episode 6

Danny thinks Brett is ready to ask a guy out and convinces him to do so against Justin's better judgment. Meanwhile, Leslie and Sabrina give Justin tips on how to be romantic.

Up All Night
623 votes

#7 - Up All Night

Whitney - Season 1 - Episode 9

When Lily asks Whitney to be her maid of honor and plan her engagement party, the stress drives Whitney to see a therapist; Roxanne decides to take control of her future.

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Christmas is Cummings
528 votes

#8 - Christmas is Cummings

Whitney - Season 1 - Episode 10

Whitney and Alex scheme a way to skip out on their family gatherings to start new holiday traditions with their friends Lily, Neal, Mark and Roxanne. However, Whitney's little white lie to her mother Candi and an unexpected visit from her father, Vince, cause her perfect plan of merriment to unravel.

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Perfect Job
243 votes

#9 - Perfect Job

Perfect Couples - Season 1 - Episode 8

Amy quits her job at the pet store because she had a crisis of conscience and Leigh decides to become Amy's 'wife' so she could make career plans for her. Julia finally makes some gay friends at work, but gets jealous when Dave starts to hang out with them. Rex gets beaten by Vance at a tiny pool game, but Vance retires as a champion and refuses a rematch.

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Growing Pains
199 votes

#10 - Growing Pains

Reboot (2022) - Season 1 - Episode 3

As Bree and Reed struggle to get through an intimate scene on camera, Hannah and Gordon each hire their own writers, causing paralysis in the writers room. Meanwhile Clay tries to end an awkward relationship at work before it blows up in his face.

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Perfect Jealousy
274 votes

#11 - Perfect Jealousy

Perfect Couples - Season 1 - Episode 5

After Julia is upset that Dave has met a woman while hiking, Dave becomes jealous when Julia thinks her co-worker is funny. Rex has a difficult time telling Leigh that he's in financial trouble.

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Joey and the Big Audition
217 votes

#12 - Joey and the Big Audition

Joey - Season 1 - Episode 10

A discouraged Joey is just looking for an audition for a good show. At Alex's Northwestern alumni party, he's mistaken for a fellow alumni, and introduced to the Northwestern Mafia. They help him get an audition for a show called Deep Powder, described as "Baywatch on skis." Joey's a little depressed that he's auditioning for the father of 2 teenage characters.

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The Fox Hunt
209 votes

#13 - The Fox Hunt

Ben and Kate - Season 1 - Episode 3

Ben and Kate discover an unopened envelope from 15 years ago that contains the yearly scavenger hunt their dad used to organize for them when they were kids. The find prompts them to complete the unfinished hunt, but raises old issues of sibling rivalry. Meanwhile, the scavenger hunt takes an unexpected detour for Kate when BJ enlists her to help get belongings back from an old fling.

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Perfect Crime
270 votes

#14 - Perfect Crime

Perfect Couples - Season 1 - Episode 6

Dave becomes obsessed with gender roles after attending Rex and Leigh's "Mad Men" party, so Julia tries to make him feel more like a man. After Leigh's shrimp rolls give everyone food poisoning, Vance and Amy argue about her job as the wedding planner.

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The Fifth of Prankuary
4 votes

#15 - The Fifth of Prankuary

True Jackson, VP - Season 3 - Episode 2

Mr. Madigan tells everyone about an annual pranking holiday and challenges all to outdo him. The next day, Miss Park is out sick and "Mr. Maffigan" fills in. Assuming it's Mr. Madigan, True and Lulu throw out the class's surprise exam, and must get it back.

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Joey and the Stuntman
234 votes

#16 - Joey and the Stuntman

Joey - Season 2 - Episode 4

Joey is preparing to shoot a big fight scene on the set. The director offers to use a stuntman instead but Joey wants to do his own stunts. Eventually, Chuck, Joey's stuntman comes in. Abby, the script reviser, has a chat with Joey because he doesn't follow script at all. Michael visits the set and he and Abby hit it off. Zach works Craft and Services on the set. Meanwhile, Alex is confused about her true feelings for Joey.

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Joey and the Book Club
339 votes

#17 - Joey and the Book Club

Joey - Season 1 - Episode 4

Joey joins Michael's book club to meet pretty women. Michael is crazy about a girl in the book club, who's only interested in Joey. Looking to get her work noticed, Gina bargains with Alex.

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Joey and the Actor's Studio
253 votes

#18 - Joey and the Actor's Studio

Joey - Season 2 - Episode 20

Joey wants to go out with Alex but she's not sure if she wants to go out with him.

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Joey and the Dad
196 votes

#19 - Joey and the Dad

Joey - Season 2 - Episode 15

Joe's dad comes to town for Joey's movie premiere. His sly remarks of disrespect for Joey's line of work are lost on his son. At least until Alex points them out to him. Elsewhere Joey runs into Carmen Electra while admiring his movies billboard. The two hit it off, until Joey finds out that the billboard for her new perfume (right next to his) is getting a lot more attention than his own.

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Joey and the Wedding
231 votes

#20 - Joey and the Wedding

Joey - Season 2 - Episode 22

Jimmy and Gina get married.

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A Gay Olde Christmas
26 votes

#21 - A Gay Olde Christmas

Will & Grace - Season 9 - Episode 7

Will, Grace, Karen, and Jack wish they could have experienced Christmas in old New York City, but realize the past was not quite as romantic -- or open to diversity -- as they pictured it.

Staten Island Fairy
26 votes

#22 - Staten Island Fairy

Will & Grace - Season 9 - Episode 11

Jack's intimacy issues are challenged by a closeted boyfriend; Will and Grace sell their new line of bedding on live television.

Gone Fishin'
78 votes

#23 - Gone Fishin'

Ben and Kate - Season 1 - Episode 14

When Ben and Kate's father, Randy, pays an unexpected visit, chaos ensues. Kate starts asking big questions about herself and her life trajectory, causing a big fight between her and BJ. Meanwhile, Ben confronts his dad about all the things they never did together, as they search, with Tommy, to finally find and accost Maddie's dad for running out on Kate.

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Joey and the Bachelor Thanksgiving
253 votes

#24 - Joey and the Bachelor Thanksgiving

Joey - Season 2 - Episode 10

Gina is planning a family Thanksgiving. Joey and Zach discover some ancient Native American artifacts on Joey's property and mistakenly give them away.

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Joey and the Assistant
255 votes

#25 - Joey and the Assistant

Joey - Season 1 - Episode 15

Following Bobbie's advice to get an assistant, Joey winds up with Glen, who couldn't be better. But when Glen starts dating Gina, his worlds colliding means problems for Joey. Eventually, Gina and Joey create some guidelines so that Glen can continue working for both of them. Meanwhile, Alex mediates Michael's dispute over a patent with his friend Seth.

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How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying
52 votes

#26 - How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying

Will & Grace - Season 9 - Episode 5

Grace tries for her biggest job yet: decorating a string of boutique hotels for an obnoxious mogul. Meanwhile, Will is surprised at his reaction to making Senior Partner; Beverley Leslie discloses his secret to Karen; and Jack owns half of a winning lottery ticket.

The West Side Curmudgeon
0 votes

#27 - The West Side Curmudgeon

Will & Grace - Season 10 - Episode 1

Grace’s accidental run-in with Noah, a curmudgeonly man she follows on Twitter, hints at a possible new love interest. Jack wants to look younger before meeting Estefan’s family on Skype but makes a terrible first impression after overdoing the numbing cream before his facial procedure. Meanwhile, Will helps Karen protect the intellectual property rights of her most prized possession.

Tex and the City
0 votes

#28 - Tex and the City

Will & Grace - Season 10 - Episode 3

Will and Jack visit Jack’s grandson, Skip, in Texas to watch him perform at his church’s talent show. But when Jack learns Skip plans on singing “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend,” he becomes afraid for his grandson’s safety. Karen tags along to check out the portion of the border wall she sponsored, only to discover that Beverley Leslie has claimed it as his own. Grace and Noah try to figure out if something is wrong in their relationship because their attempts to have sex have failed.

The Pursuit of Happiness
0 votes

#29 - The Pursuit of Happiness

Will & Grace - Season 10 - Episode 12

Malcolm enlists Grace to help him win back Karen’s affections. Will’s flirtation at work lands him in an ethical dilemma. Jack’s passion for performing is reignited by a chance encounter with Zusanna, the sister of his former acting teacher.

The Things We Do for Love
0 votes

#30 - The Things We Do for Love

Will & Grace - Season 10 - Episode 17

Jack realizes he lost 13 gold coins he’s supposed to give Estefan at their wedding to avoid a curse. Will is concerned that Grace is the only one compromising in her relationship with Noah. Karen shows up at a dinner party with her new date, Nikki.

With Enemies Like These
0 votes

#31 - With Enemies Like These

Will & Grace - Season 11 - Episode 3

Will discovers a way to finally get back at Jack for years of mocking his hairline. Grace is determined to prove to Mrs. Timmer she’s strong enough to handle being a single mother. Karen squares off against Stan’s brother in a poker game.

Performance Anxiety
0 votes

#32 - Performance Anxiety

Will & Grace - Season 11 - Episode 6

Committed to becoming a father on his own, Will meets a potential surrogate with stellar reviews, but her lifestyle choices give him doubts. in order to gain entry to AnnieCon, Grace pretends to be a formerly famous Annie.