The BEST episodes of Whitney

Every episode of Whitney ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Whitney!

NBC's new multi-camera comedy "Whitney" is a hilarious look at modern day love, which centers around Whitney (Whitney Cummings, "Chelsea Lately") and Alex (Chris D'Elia, "Glory Daze"), a happily unmarried couple. Together for three years, the duo is in no rush to get hitched, which seems to get a mixed response from their friends.

Last Updated: 3/8/2024Network: NBCStatus: Ended
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Slow Ride
star
8.04
239 votes

#1 - Slow Ride

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/27/2013

Whitney is not enthused when Alex tries to bring his former motorcycle days back to life; Lily orders new beer for the bar without Mark's approval.

Directors: Linda Mendoza
Writer: Eric Zicklin
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G-Word
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7.99
382 votes

#2 - G-Word

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/14/2012

Whitney and Alex make a surprise visit to Neal's apartment and discover that he appears to be on a date. Whitney invites the gang to dinner so Neal can share his news with Lily.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Hello Giggles
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7.95
336 votes

#3 - Hello Giggles

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/12/2012

Whitney's reaction is less than heartwarming when Alex falls off a stage while speaking at his alma mater; R.J. tries to teach Mark about chivalry.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Dan Levy
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Three's Company
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7.94
304 votes

#4 - Three's Company

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/2/2013

Alex lets his ex-fiancee crash on the couch without consulting Whitney first; Lily has a date at Roxanne's apartment.

Directors: David Trainer
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Lost in Transition
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7.93
272 votes

#5 - Lost in Transition

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/6/2013

Whitney's half-sister visits to discuss a life-altering decision; Alex and Mark try to cheer a depressed R.J.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Debby Wolfe
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Codependence Day
star
7.85
411 votes

#6 - Codependence Day

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/25/2012

In an effort to help Whitney earn some money, Roxanne hires her to be her assistant and office spy. Willing to do anything to help Roxanne, Whitney befriends Lindsay, the assistant to Roxanne's nemesis, and goes out of her way to appeal to her. Meanwhile, alone at home Alex takes it upon himself to do a little reorganizing. Elsewhere, Mark, who is dealing with a girl problem, enlists the help of Neal and Lily.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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48 Hours
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7.78
414 votes

#7 - 48 Hours

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/15/2012

When Whitney disagrees with Mark's theory that couples know if they want to be together within 48 hours of meeting, Alex tries to prove her wrong by recalling the night they met.

Directors: David Trainer
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Sorry!
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7.77
242 votes

#8 - Sorry!

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/30/2013

A terrible ex-boyfriend contacts Whitney in hope of making amends; R.J. presents a theory to Roxanne.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Private Parts
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7.76
504 votes

#9 - Private Parts

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/11/2012

Whitney is upset when Alex won't give her the password to his phone; Whitney finds Alex in an awkward position; Lily has jitters about her new living arrangement.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Mad Women
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7.75
358 votes

#10 - Mad Women

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/22/2012

Trying out a new shapelier bra Whitney gets more than she bargains for when she entices Alex with her enhanced look. After Roxanne calls it quits with Lance, she asks Mark to help pack up his stuff, but things become complicated when Mark decides to take advantage of the situation. Meanwhile, Lily and Neal begin discussing a pre-nup, but the conversation leaves them wondering if they should even get married.

Directors: Betsy Thomas
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The Ex Box
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7.75
383 votes

#11 - The Ex Box

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/7/2012

Whitney confronts Alex after finding a box of his ex-girlfriend's stuff in the basement; Lily tries to be a perfect roommate.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Alex, Meet Lily
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7.74
253 votes

#12 - Alex, Meet Lily

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/27/2013

Whitney asks Alex to spend time with Lily; Mark and R.J. start a competitive game of darts to bring some excitement to Low Bar.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Megan Hearne
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The Wire
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7.73
452 votes

#13 - The Wire

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/27/2011

After an argument over whether or not Alex uses a condescending "tone," Whitney decides she is going to catch her boyfriend in the act and enlists Mark's help. The two scheme to set up a hidden camera in the couple's apartment. Lily, Roxanne and Neal gather around the television to watch the drama unfold. Later, Alex's brother Brian crashes on the couch, and old sibling rivalries come to the surface causing the two brothers to brawl.

Directors: John Fortenberry
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Breaking Dad
star
7.70
235 votes

#14 - Breaking Dad

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/20/2013

Whitney thinks her father has changed for the better when he visits and gives her $5,000; while Alex thinks Whitney should rent an art gallery and display her photos, Whitney gives the money to Lily, who is very short on cash.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Cake, Cake, Cake
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7.70
246 votes

#15 - Cake, Cake, Cake

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/27/2013

Whitney decides to investigate when she sees her psychiatrist eating a birthday cake by herself; Roxanne admits her feelings for Mark.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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A Decent Proposal
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7.69
450 votes

#16 - A Decent Proposal

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/13/2011

Whitney and Alex have a movie night at home, but the evening soon becomes a competition over who is most romantic. Meanwhile, an edgy Lily anticipates Neal's imminent proposal, sparking Mark's mission to prove that women are more eager to marry than men.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Poor Whitney
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7.66
338 votes

#17 - Poor Whitney

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/21/2012

When Whitney is hard up for cash, she and Alex decide to share a joint checking account; Mark buys a bar.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Liz Astrof
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Silent Treatment
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7.64
491 votes

#18 - Silent Treatment

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2011

Whitney catches Alex checking out an attractive woman but he refuses to admit to it; Roxanne tries to make her ex-husband jealous.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Space Invaders
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7.64
238 votes

#19 - Space Invaders

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/6/2013

Alex lies to Whitney about going away for a tech seminar in order to have some time by himself; R.J.'s niece becomes friendly with Roxanne.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Something Old, Something New
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7.63
412 votes

#20 - Something Old, Something New

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/21/2012

Alex drunkenly proposes to Whitney after a bachelor party. Mark realizes he has feelings for Roxanne.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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First Date
star
7.63
581 votes

#21 - First Date

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2011

Whitney re-creates the first date she and Alex never had.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Snapped
star
7.62
240 votes

#22 - Snapped

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/13/2013

Whitney blurts out her true feelings to Alex's abrasive brother; Lily plans a secret date for Mark and Roxanne.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
Writer: Liz Astrof
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Two Broke-Up Guys
star
7.57
444 votes

#23 - Two Broke-Up Guys

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/3/2011

When Alex encourages Mark to recycle his beer can, Mark takes an unusually firm stance against it, causing the two to "break-up." Trying to cheer Alex up, Whitney steps in for guy's night out, only to run into Mark and his new best friend, Neal. In an effort to reunite the bro-mance, Whitney, following advice from Lily and Roxanne, arms herself with some Rocky Road and red wine and sets out to discover the real root of Mark's heartbreak.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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Sex, Lies, and Alibis
star
7.53
399 votes

#24 - Sex, Lies, and Alibis

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/5/2012

After a revelation from Chris, Whitney decides it's time to come clean about past falsehoods; Mark hires a new bartender.

Directors: Steve Zuckerman
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Homeland Security
star
7.52
385 votes

#25 - Homeland Security

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/29/2012

Whitney has an unexpected reaction when confronted with a mugger; Lily tries to keep herself busy after her and Neal's wedding is called off; Mark encourages Neal to talk about his feelings.

Directors: Andy Ackerman
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