The BEST episodes of The Neighbors
Every episode of The Neighbors ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Neighbors!
The series, set in New Jersey, revolves around a gated townhouse community called "Hidden Hills." This is where the Weavers, a normal average family, have decided to move to. But upon their relocation to this community they discover that this place is populated by residents who are actually from another planet, using names of sports athletes, where men can become pregnant, receive nourishment through their eyes and mind by reading books rather than eating, and cries out green goo from their ears. Not only that, it appears that these aliens have been stuck on Earth for 10 years, still awaiting for a distress signal to return home
#1 - Bathroom Etiquette
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/2012
Marty and Debbie give Dick Butkus anti-bullying advice; Larry and Jackie get tired of the Weavers' parenting tips.
#2 - Sing Like a Larry Bird
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/13/2013
After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees' true identities.
#3 - It Has Begun ...
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/27/2013
During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus receives an ominous call from his grandpa.
#4 - Camping
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/27/2013
When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.
#5 - Things Just Got Real
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/2012
Looking for a break from their neighbors, Marty and Debbie make plans with their human friends.
#6 - Family Conference
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2013
Reggie and Amber tell their families about their relationship; a surprise guest competes for Reggie's affection.
#7 - 50 Shades of Green
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/2012
Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.
#8 - September Fools
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2013
After learning about April Fools' Day, Larry plans to prank the Weavers; Jackie helps Reggie try to convince Amber that he isn't interested in his Zabvronian soulmate.
#9 - Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/31/2012
Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.
#10 - Merry Crap-Mas
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/2012
Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens already opened all the presents, Larry Bird must save Christmas.
#11 - Cold War
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/16/2013
When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.
#12 - Space Invaders
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/6/2013
The relationship advice Debbie gives Reggie backfires, making things harder for Jackie and Larry; Amber doesn't want to discuss her boyfriend with Debbie.
#13 - Balle Balle!
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/7/2014
A co-worker invites Larry to a traditional Indian wedding; Larry and Jackie get carried away with wedding gift ideas.
#14 - Juan of the Dead
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/12/2012
When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.
#15 - A Christmas Story
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/2013
When Debbie accidentally spoils Larry's Christmas surprise for Dick, Larry retaliates; Amber and Reggie try to get each other the perfect present.
#16 - Halloween-ween
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/24/2012
The Weavers introduce the aliens to Halloween; Amber, Max and Abby reject Marty and Debbie's costume idea.
#17 - Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/20/2013
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman (Bethenny Frankel) offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads.
#18 - Thanksgiving is No Schmuck Bait
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/22/2013
Marty's father visits unexpectedly with stunning news, dashing Debbie and Marty's hopes for an uneventful Thanksgiving; Jackie's parents learn about human relationships.
#19 - Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/2012
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.
#20 - Dream Weavers
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/23/2013
When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to re-create a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story about how they met.
#21 - Journey to the Center of the Mall
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/2012
The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to a mall outside Hidden Hills; Jackie and Debbie question each other's intentions.
#22 - Supreme Like Me
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/6/2013
A rift is caused when Jackie's parents help Debbie and Marty with a burst water pipe; Larry increases his efforts to find a job.
#23 - The One with Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/11/2013
Jackie and Debbie get makeovers by Shirley (Wendy Williams) at Jackie's favorite hair salon; Reggie and Amber bond over nature programming; Dick tries to help Marty get in shape.
#24 - The Back Nine
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/30/2013
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.
#25 - There Goes the Neighbors' Hood
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/11/2014
Larry must decide where he wants to live when he finds out he's pregnant; new visitors arrive in the neighborhood.
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