The Neighbors

The BEST episodes of The Neighbors

Every episode of The Neighbors ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Neighbors!

The series, set in New Jersey, revolves around a gated townhouse community called "Hidden Hills." This is where the Weavers, a normal average family, have decided to move to. But upon their relocation to this community they discover that this place is populated by residents who are actually from another planet, using names of sports athletes, where men can become pregnant, receive nourishment through their eyes and mind by reading books rather than eating, and cries out green goo from their ears. Not only that, it appears that these aliens have been stuck on Earth for 10 years, still awaiting for a distress signal to return home

Last Updated: 7/29/2022Network: ABC (US)
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Bathroom Etiquette
star
8.17
386 votes

#1 - Bathroom Etiquette

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/2012

Marty and Debbie give Dick Butkus anti-bullying advice; Larry and Jackie get tired of the Weavers' parenting tips.

Directors: Chris Koch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Sing Like a Larry Bird
star
8.14
371 votes

#2 - Sing Like a Larry Bird

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/13/2013

After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees' true identities.

Directors: John Fortenberry
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
It Has Begun ...
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8.14
414 votes

#3 - It Has Begun ...

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 3/27/2013

During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus receives an ominous call from his grandpa.

Directors: Chris Koch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Camping
star
8.06
308 votes

#4 - Camping

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/27/2013

When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.

Directors: Chris Koch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Things Just Got Real
star
8.05
498 votes

#5 - Things Just Got Real

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/2012

Looking for a break from their neighbors, Marty and Debbie make plans with their human friends.

Directors: Luke Greenfield
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Family Conference
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8.00
372 votes

#6 - Family Conference

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2013

Reggie and Amber tell their families about their relationship; a surprise guest competes for Reggie's affection.

Directors: Chris Koch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
50 Shades of Green
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7.96
461 votes

#7 - 50 Shades of Green

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/2012

Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.

Directors: John Fortenberry
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
September Fools
star
7.95
434 votes

#8 - September Fools

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2013

After learning about April Fools' Day, Larry plans to prank the Weavers; Jackie helps Reggie try to convince Amber that he isn't interested in his Zabvronian soulmate.

Directors: Chris Koch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
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7.94
407 votes

#9 - Larry Bird and the Iron Throne

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/31/2012

Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.

Directors: John Fortenberry
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Merry Crap-Mas
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7.94
436 votes

#10 - Merry Crap-Mas

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/2012

Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens already opened all the presents, Larry Bird must save Christmas.

Directors: Luke Greenfield
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Cold War
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7.93
367 votes

#11 - Cold War

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/16/2013

When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.

Directors: Henry Chan
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Space Invaders
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7.91
337 votes

#12 - Space Invaders

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/6/2013

The relationship advice Debbie gives Reggie backfires, making things harder for Jackie and Larry; Amber doesn't want to discuss her boyfriend with Debbie.

Directors: Joe Pennella
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Balle Balle!
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7.89
273 votes

#13 - Balle Balle!

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/7/2014

A co-worker invites Larry to a traditional Indian wedding; Larry and Jackie get carried away with wedding gift ideas.

Directors: John Fortenberry
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Juan of the Dead
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7.87
400 votes

#14 - Juan of the Dead

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/12/2012

When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.

Directors: Lev L. Spiro
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
A Christmas Story
star
7.87
298 votes

#15 - A Christmas Story

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/13/2013

When Debbie accidentally spoils Larry's Christmas surprise for Dick, Larry retaliates; Amber and Reggie try to get each other the perfect present.

Directors: Chris Koch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Halloween-ween
star
7.87
417 votes

#16 - Halloween-ween

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/24/2012

The Weavers introduce the aliens to Halloween; Amber, Max and Abby reject Marty and Debbie's costume idea.

Directors: Chris Koch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
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7.82
442 votes

#17 - Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/20/2013

Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman (Bethenny Frankel) offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads.

Directors: Jeffrey Walker
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Thanksgiving is No Schmuck Bait
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7.82
306 votes

#18 - Thanksgiving is No Schmuck Bait

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/22/2013

Marty's father visits unexpectedly with stunning news, dashing Debbie and Marty's hopes for an uneventful Thanksgiving; Jackie's parents learn about human relationships.

Directors: John Fortenberry
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
star
7.77
435 votes

#19 - Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/2012

Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.

Directors: Chris Koch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Dream Weavers
star
7.77
405 votes

#20 - Dream Weavers

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/23/2013

When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to re-create a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story about how they met.

Directors: Bryan Gordon
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Journey to the Center of the Mall
star
7.77
582 votes

#21 - Journey to the Center of the Mall

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/2012

The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to a mall outside Hidden Hills; Jackie and Debbie question each other's intentions.

Directors: Chris Koch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Supreme Like Me
star
7.75
301 votes

#22 - Supreme Like Me

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/6/2013

A rift is caused when Jackie's parents help Debbie and Marty with a burst water pipe; Larry increases his efforts to find a job.

Directors: Jann Turner
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The One with Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S
star
7.75
347 votes

#23 - The One with Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/11/2013

Jackie and Debbie get makeovers by Shirley (Wendy Williams) at Jackie's favorite hair salon; Reggie and Amber bond over nature programming; Dick tries to help Marty get in shape.

Directors: Lev Spiro
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The Back Nine
star
7.75
399 votes

#24 - The Back Nine

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/30/2013

The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.

Directors: Chris Koch
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
There Goes the Neighbors' Hood
star
7.74
270 votes

#25 - There Goes the Neighbors' Hood

Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/11/2014

Larry must decide where he wants to live when he finds out he's pregnant; new visitors arrive in the neighborhood.

Directors: John Fortenberry
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes

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