The BEST Episodes of The Neighbors
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Jul 13, 2019
Network: ABC (US)
The series, set in New Jersey, revolves around a gated townhouse community called "Hidden Hills." This is where the Weavers, a normal average family, have decided to move to. But upon their relocation to this community they discover that this place is populated by residents who are actually from another planet, using names of sports athletes, where men can become pregnant, receive nourishment through their eyes and mind by reading books rather than eating, and cries out green goo from their ears. Not only that, it appears that these aliens have been stuck on Earth for 10 years, still awaiting for a distress signal to return home
#1 - It Has Begun ...
Season 1 - Episode 22
During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus receives an ominous call from his grandpa.
8.56 
#2 - Sing Like a Larry Bird
Season 1 - Episode 20
After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees' true identities.
8.34 
#3 - Mother Clubbers
Season 1 - Episode 16
Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.
8.24 
#4 - Bathroom Etiquette
Season 1 - Episode 4
Marty and Debbie give Dick Butkus anti-bullying advice; Larry and Jackie get tired of the Weavers' parenting tips.
8.23 
#5 - Space Invaders
Season 1 - Episode 15
The relationship advice Debbie gives Reggie backfires, making things harder for Jackie and Larry; Amber doesn't want to discuss her boyfriend with Debbie.
8.22 
#6 - Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
Season 1 - Episode 6
Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.
8.21 
#7 - September Fools
Season 2 - Episode 2
After learning about April Fools' Day, Larry plans to prank the Weavers; Jackie helps Reggie try to convince Amber that he isn't interested in his Zabvronian soulmate.
8.16 
#8 - I Believe I Can Drive
Season 1 - Episode 19
Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms. Porsche (Sandra Bernhard) turns out to be very unconventional.
8.15 
#9 - Halloween-ween
Season 1 - Episode 5
The Weavers introduce the aliens to Halloween; Amber, Max and Abby reject Marty and Debbie's costume idea.
8.13 
#10 - 50 Shades of Green
Season 1 - Episode 7
Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.
8.11 
#11 - Things Just Got Real
Season 1 - Episode 3
Looking for a break from their neighbors, Marty and Debbie make plans with their human friends.
8.09 
#12 - Camping
Season 1 - Episode 18
When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.
8.09 
#13 - Dream Weavers
Season 1 - Episode 13
When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to re-create a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story about how they met.
8.07 
#14 - There Goes the Neighbors' Hood
Season 2 - Episode 22
Larry must decide where he wants to live when he finds out he's pregnant; new visitors arrive in the neighborhood.
8.02 
#15 - Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
Season 1 - Episode 21
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman (Bethenny Frankel) offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads.
8.01 
#16 - A Christmas Story
Season 2 - Episode 11
When Debbie accidentally spoils Larry's Christmas surprise for Dick, Larry retaliates; Amber and Reggie try to get each other the perfect present.
7.99 
#17 - The Back Nine
Season 1 - Episode 14
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.
7.98 
#18 - Cold War
Season 1 - Episode 12
When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.
7.95 
#19 - Merry Crap-Mas
Season 1 - Episode 9
Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens already opened all the presents, Larry Bird must save Christmas.
7.94 
#20 - Family Conference
Season 2 - Episode 1
Reggie and Amber tell their families about their relationship; a surprise guest competes for Reggie's affection.
7.94 
#21 - The One with Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S
Season 2 - Episode 4
Jackie and Debbie get makeovers by Shirley (Wendy Williams) at Jackie's favorite hair salon; Reggie and Amber bond over nature programming; Dick tries to help Marty get in shape.
7.86 
#22 - Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
Season 1 - Episode 8
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.
7.86 
#23 - Challoweenukah
Season 2 - Episode 5
Larry wants to combine his favorite holidays, Chanukah and Halloween; Marty and Debbie are challenged to a costume contest.
7.86 
#24 - Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winning Film by Larry Bird
Season 1 - Episode 17
Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head.
7.84 
#25 - The Gingerbread Man
Season 1 - Episode 11
Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda (Nora Dunn); Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she helps Marty coach soccer.
7.81