The WORST episodes of The Neighbors
Every episode of The Neighbors ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Neighbors!
The series, set in New Jersey, revolves around a gated townhouse community called "Hidden Hills." This is where the Weavers, a normal average family, have decided to move to. But upon their relocation to this community they discover that this place is populated by residents who are actually from another planet, using names of sports athletes, where men can become pregnant, receive nourishment through their eyes and mind by reading books rather than eating, and cries out green goo from their ears. Not only that, it appears that these aliens have been stuck on Earth for 10 years, still awaiting for a distress signal to return home
#1 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/2012
When Marty Weaver and his wife, Debbie, move to a gated community with their three children, they discover their neighbors are aliens who had not met humans.
#2 - High School Reunion
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/17/2014
Marty and Debbie prepare for their high school reunion, where Debbie will face her arch nemesis and Marty and his high school band perform.
#3 - Oscar Party
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/28/2014
The Weavers decide to host an Oscar party and invite old friends they've lost touch with; the Bird-Kersees hear about the party and decide to help make it a lavish, over-the-top event.
#4 - I Believe I Can Drive
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/6/2013
Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms. Porsche (Sandra Bernhard) turns out to be very unconventional.
#5 - You've Lost That Larry Feeling
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/31/2014
Debbie's maternal instincts take over when she hosts her college study group; for the first time, Larry experiences jealousy; Reggie and Amber make a decision.
#6 - The Neighbours
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/2013
When the Joyner-Kersee family was cut off financially, Jackie secretly got a job at a Mexican restaurant; Jackie invites her boss over in hope of getting a promotion, but things don't go as planned.
#7 - Fear and Loving in New Jersey
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/10/2014
Debbie and Marty give the Bird-Kersees self-defense lessons; Larry wants to build panic room; Jane interrupts Amber and Reggie's date night.
#8 - Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/28/2014
Marty and Debbie's bowling partners want her off the team; Larry's father sends someone to take over the mission.
#9 - Mother Clubbers
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/13/2013
Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.
#10 - Challoweenukah
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2013
Larry wants to combine his favorite holidays, Chanukah and Halloween; Marty and Debbie are challenged to a costume contest.
#11 - Good Debbie Hunting
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/2013
Debbie wants to enroll in business school but first must pass a qualifying exam; Reggie and Amber's relationship is tested.
#12 - There Goes the Neighbors' Hood
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/11/2014
Larry must decide where he wants to live when he finds out he's pregnant; new visitors arrive in the neighborhood.
#13 - All That Jazzy Jeff
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/4/2014
Larry's brother DJ Jazzy Jeff visits in the hopes of bringing everyone home to Zabvron; Amber admits to having a boyfriend.
#14 - A Night in (Lou Ferrigno’s Hibachi) Heaven
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/14/2014
Marty plans a date night that isn't what Debbie envisioned; Dick falls for the new baby sitter (Rachel Dratch).
#15 - Man, Actually
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/24/2014
Debbie faces a flirtatious professor at school; Amber mourns her relationship with Reggie; Larry and Reggie's Zabvronian cycles leave them emotional wrecks.
#16 - Uncle Benjamin
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/21/2014
Debbie's estranged mother (Rhea Perlman) invites the Weavers to her timeshare in San Diego so they can meet her newly adopted 10-year-old son; Marty tries to help Abby overcome her fear of the ocean.
#17 - Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winning Film by Larry Bird
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/20/2013
Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head.
#18 - The Gingerbread Man
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/9/2013
Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda (Nora Dunn); Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she helps Marty coach soccer.
#19 - Dream Weavers
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/23/2013
When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to re-create a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story about how they met.
#20 - The Back Nine
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/30/2013
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.
#21 - The One with Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/11/2013
Jackie and Debbie get makeovers by Shirley (Wendy Williams) at Jackie's favorite hair salon; Reggie and Amber bond over nature programming; Dick tries to help Marty get in shape.
#22 - We Jumped the Shark (Tank)
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/8/2013
When Debbie creates a unique purse, Jackie gets them booked on "Shark Tank"; Amber choreographs Abby's dance for a big recital.
#23 - Journey to the Center of the Mall
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/2012
The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to a mall outside Hidden Hills; Jackie and Debbie question each other's intentions.
#24 - Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/20/2013
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman (Bethenny Frankel) offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads.
#25 - Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/2012
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.