The BEST episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show season 3

Every episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show season 3!

Considered to be one of television's classics, "The Dick Van Dyke Show" centers on the personal and professional lives of Rob Petrie, a writer for the fictional "Alan Brady Show". The non-stop laughs revolved around Rob's relationships with with fellow writers Buddy Sorrell and Sally Rogers, and producer Mel Cooley. At home, we also got to chuckle (and sometimes cry) over Rob's antics involving his wife, son, and neighbors.

Last Updated: 9/21/2024Network: CBSStatus: Ended
That's My Boy?
star
8.62
69 votes

#1 - That's My Boy?

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/1963

All about about the day Richie came home from the hospital. With so much stuff to take home, and so many mix ups with the items of the Peters (a couple in another hospital room), Rob begins to wonder what else could have gotten mixed up.

Directors: John Rich
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The Third One from the Left
star
8.09
64 votes

#2 - The Third One from the Left

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/1/1964

Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: John Whedon
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How to Spank a Star
star
8.02
64 votes

#3 - How to Spank a Star

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/11/1964

Rob's favorite star guests on the Alan Brady show but starts causing problems right away.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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My Husband is the Best One
star
8.02
64 votes

#4 - My Husband is the Best One

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/8/1964

A reporter interviews Rob for a cover story she's doing about Alan Brady. Laura also comes to the restaurant, and chimes in just a little too much.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
star
7.70
64 votes

#5 - I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

Season 3 - Episode 31 - Aired 4/29/1964

Another classic; in this episode, Rob finds a hair or two in his brush; of course he assumes he's going bald. His barber (Ned Glass) tells him to use a concoction on his head, right before bed. The fact that it smells alot like salad dressing has an interesting effect on Rob's dreams that night.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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The Alan Brady Show Presents
star
7.69
67 votes

#6 - The Alan Brady Show Presents

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/18/1963

The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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All About Eavesdropping
star
7.66
62 votes

#7 - All About Eavesdropping

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/1963

While getting ready to go to Jerry and Millie's party, Rob and Laura overhear them on their kids' walkie talkies.

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October Eve
star
7.17
65 votes

#8 - October Eve

Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 4/8/1964

When Sally spots a painting in an art gallery, Laura's past comes back to haunt her.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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My Part-Time Wife
star
7.16
64 votes

#9 - My Part-Time Wife

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/26/1964

Rob has to find a replacement for Sally while she's away. Each replacement they try is worse than the last ... but Rob would rather try anyone than follow Laura's suggestion that she fill in.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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The Masterpiece
star
6.78
64 votes

#10 - The Masterpiece

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/1963

Rob, Buddy, Laura & Sally go to an auction. Rob shows Buddy & Sally how people use different gestures to make bids - unfortunately, while bidding is actually going on.

Directors: John Rich
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A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
star
6.78
63 votes

#11 - A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/29/1964

Rob and friends accidentally play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Richie some magic tricks.

Directors: Howard Morris
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Teacher's Petrie
star
6.74
65 votes

#12 - Teacher's Petrie

Season 3 - Episode 32 - Aired 5/13/1964

Laura takes a writing class, but Rob becomes suspicious when the teacher seems to like her writing just a little too much.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth
star
6.70
63 votes

#13 - The Pen Is Mightier Than the Mouth

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/19/1964

Rob and Buddy help Sally write some jokes to go on a late night talk show, taking up most of their work day.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
star
6.70
63 votes

#14 - My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

Season 3 - Episode 30 - Aired 4/22/1964

Rob and Laura see Jerry at a restaurant with a woman - who's not Millie.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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Laura's Little Lie
star
6.65
69 votes

#15 - Laura's Little Lie

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/1963

When Rob asks Laura to sign some insurance forms, Laura does everything she can to avoid signing, as Rob becomes more and more suspicious.

Directors: John Rich
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Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
star
6.65
62 votes

#16 - Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/4/1964

Rob recalls a time when he tried to get out of Camp Crowder to spend his honeymoon with Laura.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: Carl Reiner
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Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
star
6.41
64 votes

#17 - Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/6/1963

While working out details for a joke, Rob hits himself on the head with a violin, causing temporary amnesia.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: Carl Reiner
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Big Max Calvada
star
6.40
65 votes

#18 - Big Max Calvada

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/20/1963

Gangster Big Max Calvada asks Rob, Buddy, & Sally to write an act for his nephew.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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Too Many Stars
star
6.37
65 votes

#19 - Too Many Stars

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/30/1963

Rob is roped into directing another PTA show for Mrs. Billings.

Directors: Jerry Paris
The Return of Edwin Carp
star
6.27
63 votes

#20 - The Return of Edwin Carp

Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired 4/1/1964

Rob puts together an episode of the Alan Brady Show using old radio stars.

Directors: Howard Morris
Writer: Carl Reiner
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
star
6.24
67 votes

#21 - Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/1963

Rob and Laura have trouble keeping their promises not to tell anyone that they may need to get legally married.

Directors: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
star
6.23
62 votes

#22 - Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

Season 3 - Episode 29 - Aired 4/15/1964

Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Scratch My Car and Die
star
6.17
63 votes

#23 - Scratch My Car and Die

Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/25/1964

Rob buys a new car that he loves but won't let anyone touch, but an emergency forces Laura to use the car.

Directors: Howard Morris
Writer: John Whedon
The Ballad of the Betty Lou
star
6.02
66 votes

#24 - The Ballad of the Betty Lou

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/27/1963

Rob and Jerry buy a boat, despite Laura's warning that it could impact their friendship.

Directors: Howard Morris
The Plots Thicken
star
6.02
66 votes

#25 - The Plots Thicken

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/18/1964

Rob and Laura hope each other's parents don't find out that both sets of parents have bought burial plots for them.

Directors: Jerry Paris