The BEST episodes of The Honeymooners
Every episode of The Honeymooners ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Honeymooners!
The Honeymooners, one of the most influential situation comedy television series in American history, depicts the sincere attempts of two men attempting to better their lives, and the ensuing frustrations when their schemes to strike it rich inevitably backfire.
#1 - Young at Heart
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/11/1956
When Alice and Trixie complain about not doing things young people do, Ralph and Norton take them dancing and rollerskating
#2 - A Woman's Work Is Never Done
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/1955
Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework.
#3 - Ralph Kramden, Inc.
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/4/1956
Ralph is named in a millionaire's will, but finds he was simply left a pet bird named Fortune.
#4 - A Dog's Life
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/18/1956
Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made.
#5 - Mama Loves Mambo
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/3/1956
A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo.
#6 - Opportunity Knocks, But
Season 1 - Episode 32 - Aired 5/5/1956
Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company.
#7 - The Safety Award
Season 1 - Episode 34 - Aired 5/19/1956
Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving a "Safest Bus Driver" award.
#8 - Alice and the Blonde
Season 1 - Episode 36 - Aired 6/2/1956
Alice and Trixie believe their husbands are neglecting them.
#9 - Trapped
Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 4/14/1956
Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he had witnessed a holdup.
#10 - The Golfer
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/15/1955
Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.
#11 - Better Living Through TV
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/1955
Ralph and Norton go on television to sell a kitchen utensil.
#12 - The $99,000 Answer
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/28/1956
Ralph goes on a quiz show, assigned the category of popular music.
#13 - Unconventional Behavior
Season 1 - Episode 33 - Aired 5/12/1956
Ed handcuffs himself to Ralph on their way to the Raccoon convention.
#14 - The Bensonhurst Bomber
Season 1 - Episode 37 - Aired 9/8/1956
Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a large man at the gym. So he arranges to pretend to knock out a larger man in order to scare the other one.
#15 - On Stage
Season 1 - Episode 31 - Aired 4/28/1956
Ralph, Alice and Ed are in a Raccoon play, and Ralph expects to be a big star.
#16 - The Loudspeaker
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 4/21/1956
Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Racoon of the Year, but it turns out to be Norton who wins the award.
#17 - Young Man with a Horn
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/24/1956
Ralph tries to hit the high note on a civil-service exam as well as on his coronet.
#18 - The Man from Space
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/31/1955
When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest, a feud arises between Ralph and Ed.
#19 - 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/24/1955
Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present after someone else gets her the same thing he had gotten for her.
#20 - The Sleepwalker
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/1955
Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.
#21 - Head of the House
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 3/31/1956
Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of his household and then has to prove it to a coworker.
#22 - The Baby Sitter
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/21/1956
Ralph is furious when Alice has a telephone installed, until he finds out how she paid for it. Alice is babysitting to pay for the phone and now Ralph is madder than mad: Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
#23 - Mind Your Own Business
Season 1 - Episode 35 - Aired 5/26/1956
Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice gets him fired from his sewer job. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph also considers selling irons.
#24 - Pardon My Glove
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/17/1956
Alice is getting the apartment redecorated for free, but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
#25 - Here Comes the Bride
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/25/1956
After Ralph advises him to be the head of his household, a lodge brother has his wife (Alice's sister) in tears.