The Best Episodes of The Honeymooners

Last Updated: Dec 9, 2018

The Honeymooners, one of the most influential situation comedy television series in American history, depicts the sincere attempts of two men attempting to better their lives, and the ensuing frustrations when their schemes to strike it rich inevitably backfire.

Mind Your Own Business

#1 - Mind Your Own Business

Season 1 - Episode 35

Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice gets him fired from his sewer job. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph also considers selling irons.

star 9.20
5 votes
Alice and the Blonde

#2 - Alice and the Blonde

Season 1 - Episode 36

Alice and Trixie believe their husbands are neglecting them.

star 8.67
6 votes
Writers: Sydney Zelinka, Leonard Stern
Mama Loves Mambo

#3 - Mama Loves Mambo

Season 1 - Episode 23

A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo.

star 8.63
8 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
Ralph Kramden, Inc.

#4 - Ralph Kramden, Inc.

Season 1 - Episode 19

Ralph is named in a millionaire's will, but finds he was simply left a pet bird named Fortune.

star 8.57
7 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
The Worry Wart

#5 - The Worry Wart

Season 1 - Episode 28

Requested by the IRS to clear something up on his tax return, Ralph drives himself crazy.

star 8.50
12 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
Please Leave the Premises

#6 - Please Leave the Premises

Season 1 - Episode 24

The Kramdens and the Nortons fight a rent increase, though Ralph is the only one who really wants to fight.

star 8.40
10 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
Pal o' Mine

#7 - Pal o' Mine

Season 1 - Episode 8

Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew.

star 8.33
30 votes
Writers: Leonard Stern, Sydney Zelinka
The Loudspeaker

#8 - The Loudspeaker

Season 1 - Episode 30

Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Racoon of the Year, but it turns out to be Norton who wins the award.

star 8.29
7 votes
Funny Money

#9 - Funny Money

Season 1 - Episode 2

Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.

star 8.22
49 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
Better Living Through TV

#10 - Better Living Through TV

Season 1 - Episode 7

Ralph and Norton go on television to sell a kitchen utensil.

star 8.22
23 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
The Man from Space

#11 - The Man from Space

Season 1 - Episode 14

When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest, a feud arises between Ralph and Ed.

star 8.21
24 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
The Golfer

#12 - The Golfer

Season 1 - Episode 3

Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.

star 8.16
50 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
Hello, Mom

#13 - Hello, Mom

Season 1 - Episode 10

Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law.

star 8.16
19 votes
Trapped

#14 - Trapped

Season 1 - Episode 29

Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he had witnessed a holdup.

star 8.08
13 votes
Writers: Sydney Zelinka, Leonard Stern
A Matter of Record

#15 - A Matter of Record

Season 1 - Episode 15

Ralph cuts a record to sweet-talk Alice after insulting her mother.

star 8.07
14 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
Young Man with a Horn

#16 - Young Man with a Horn

Season 1 - Episode 26

Ralph tries to hit the high note on a civil-service exam as well as on his coronet.

star 8.00
11 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
Pardon My Glove

#17 - Pardon My Glove

Season 1 - Episode 25

Alice is getting the apartment redecorated for free, but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.

star 8.00
10 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
The Bensonhurst Bomber

#18 - The Bensonhurst Bomber

Season 1 - Episode 37

Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a large man at the gym. So he arranges to pretend to knock out a larger man in order to scare the other one.

star 8.00
6 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
On Stage

#19 - On Stage

Season 1 - Episode 31

Ralph, Alice and Ed are in a Raccoon play, and Ralph expects to be a big star.

star 8.00
6 votes
Writers: Sydney Zelinka, Leonard Stern
'Twas the Night Before Christmas

#20 - 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Season 1 - Episode 13

Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present after someone else gets her the same thing he had gotten for her.

star 7.97
31 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
Something Fishy

#21 - Something Fishy

Season 1 - Episode 12

Ralph and Norton don't want to take their wives on a lodge fishing trip.

star 7.95
20 votes
Writers: Sydney Zelinka, Leonard Stern
The Deciding Vote

#22 - The Deciding Vote

Season 1 - Episode 11

Norton is the deciding vote in the lodge's election for convention manager.

star 7.95
19 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
A Man's Pride

#23 - A Man's Pride

Season 1 - Episode 39

Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the bus company.

star 7.87
8 votes
Writers: Sydney Zelinka, Leonard Stern
The Sleepwalker

#24 - The Sleepwalker

Season 1 - Episode 6

Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.

star 7.86
22 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
TV or Not TV

#25 - TV or Not TV

Season 1 - Episode 1

Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.

star 7.82
96 votes
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