The BEST Episodes of The Honeymooners
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Dec 9, 2019
The Honeymooners, one of the most influential situation comedy television series in American history, depicts the sincere attempts of two men attempting to better their lives, and the ensuing frustrations when their schemes to strike it rich inevitably backfire.
#1 - Mind Your Own Business
Season 1 - Episode 35
Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice gets him fired from his sewer job. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph also considers selling irons.
#2 - Alice and the Blonde
Season 1 - Episode 36
Alice and Trixie believe their husbands are neglecting them.
#3 - Ralph Kramden, Inc.
Season 1 - Episode 19
Ralph is named in a millionaire's will, but finds he was simply left a pet bird named Fortune.
#4 - Mama Loves Mambo
Season 1 - Episode 23
A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo.
#5 - Pardon My Glove
Season 1 - Episode 25
Alice is getting the apartment redecorated for free, but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
#6 - Oh My Aching Back
Season 1 - Episode 16
Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam.
#7 - Opportunity Knocks, But
Season 1 - Episode 32
Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company.
#8 - A Woman's Work Is Never Done
Season 1 - Episode 4
Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework.
#9 - Better Living Through TV
Season 1 - Episode 7
Ralph and Norton go on television to sell a kitchen utensil.
#10 - The Golfer
Season 1 - Episode 3
Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.
#11 - The Baby Sitter
Season 1 - Episode 17
Ralph is furious when Alice has a telephone installed, until he finds out how she paid for it. Alice is babysitting to pay for the phone and now Ralph is madder than mad: Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
#12 - TV or Not TV
Season 1 - Episode 1
Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.
#13 - Funny Money
Season 1 - Episode 2
Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.
#14 - Trapped
Season 1 - Episode 29
Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he had witnessed a holdup.
#15 - Young at Heart
Season 1 - Episode 20
When Alice and Trixie complain about not doing things young people do, Ralph and Norton take them dancing and rollerskating
#16 - 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
Season 1 - Episode 13
Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present after someone else gets her the same thing he had gotten for her.
#17 - The Man from Space
Season 1 - Episode 14
When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest, a feud arises between Ralph and Ed.
#18 - The Safety Award
Season 1 - Episode 34
Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving a "Safest Bus Driver" award.
#19 - A Dog's Life
Season 1 - Episode 21
Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made.
#20 - Hello, Mom
Season 1 - Episode 10
Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law.
#21 - The Sleepwalker
Season 1 - Episode 6
Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.
#22 - Something Fishy
Season 1 - Episode 12
Ralph and Norton don't want to take their wives on a lodge fishing trip.
#23 - The Deciding Vote
Season 1 - Episode 11
Norton is the deciding vote in the lodge's election for convention manager.
#24 - Pal o' Mine
Season 1 - Episode 8
Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew.
#25 - A Matter of Record
Season 1 - Episode 15
Ralph cuts a record to sweet-talk Alice after insulting her mother.