The BEST Episodes of The Honeymooners

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Dec 9, 2019

Network: CBS

The Honeymooners, one of the most influential situation comedy television series in American history, depicts the sincere attempts of two men attempting to better their lives, and the ensuing frustrations when their schemes to strike it rich inevitably backfire.

Mind Your Own Business

#1 - Mind Your Own Business

Season 1 - Episode 35

Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice gets him fired from his sewer job. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph also considers selling irons.

star 9.20
5 votes
Alice and the Blonde

#2 - Alice and the Blonde

Season 1 - Episode 36

Alice and Trixie believe their husbands are neglecting them.

star 8.67
6 votes
Writers: Leonard Stern, Sydney Zelinka
Ralph Kramden, Inc.

#3 - Ralph Kramden, Inc.

Season 1 - Episode 19

Ralph is named in a millionaire's will, but finds he was simply left a pet bird named Fortune.

star 8.57
7 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
Mama Loves Mambo

#4 - Mama Loves Mambo

Season 1 - Episode 23

A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo.

star 8.56
9 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
Pardon My Glove

#5 - Pardon My Glove

Season 1 - Episode 25

Alice is getting the apartment redecorated for free, but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.

star 8.00
10 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
Oh My Aching Back

#6 - Oh My Aching Back

Season 1 - Episode 16

Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam.

star 7.75
16 votes
Opportunity Knocks, But

#7 - Opportunity Knocks, But

Season 1 - Episode 32

Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company.

star 7.67
6 votes
Writers: Leonard Stern, Sydney Zelinka
A Woman's Work Is Never Done

#8 - A Woman's Work Is Never Done

Season 1 - Episode 4

Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework.

star 7.65
37 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
Better Living Through TV

#9 - Better Living Through TV

Season 1 - Episode 7

Ralph and Norton go on television to sell a kitchen utensil.

star 7.54
52 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
The Golfer

#10 - The Golfer

Season 1 - Episode 3

Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.

star 7.53
108 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
The Baby Sitter

#11 - The Baby Sitter

Season 1 - Episode 17

Ralph is furious when Alice has a telephone installed, until he finds out how she paid for it. Alice is babysitting to pay for the phone and now Ralph is madder than mad: Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.

star 7.47
15 votes
Writers: Leonard Stern, Sydney Zelinka
TV or Not TV

#12 - TV or Not TV

Season 1 - Episode 1

Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.

star 7.43
127 votes
Funny Money

#13 - Funny Money

Season 1 - Episode 2

Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.

star 7.39
79 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
Trapped

#14 - Trapped

Season 1 - Episode 29

Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he had witnessed a holdup.

star 7.36
42 votes
Writers: Leonard Stern, Sydney Zelinka
Young at Heart

#15 - Young at Heart

Season 1 - Episode 20

When Alice and Trixie complain about not doing things young people do, Ralph and Norton take them dancing and rollerskating

star 7.36
14 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
'Twas the Night Before Christmas

#16 - 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Season 1 - Episode 13

Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present after someone else gets her the same thing he had gotten for her.

star 7.03
59 votes
Writers: Marvin Marx, Walter Stone
The Man from Space

#17 - The Man from Space

Season 1 - Episode 14

When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest, a feud arises between Ralph and Ed.

star 7.02
52 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
The Safety Award

#18 - The Safety Award

Season 1 - Episode 34

Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving a "Safest Bus Driver" award.

star 7.00
3 votes
Writers: Leonard Stern, Sydney Zelinka
A Dog's Life

#19 - A Dog's Life

Season 1 - Episode 21

Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made.

star 6.88
8 votes
Writers: Leonard Stern, Sydney Zelinka
Hello, Mom

#20 - Hello, Mom

Season 1 - Episode 10

Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law.

star 6.87
47 votes
The Sleepwalker

#21 - The Sleepwalker

Season 1 - Episode 6

Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.

star 6.82
50 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
Something Fishy

#22 - Something Fishy

Season 1 - Episode 12

Ralph and Norton don't want to take their wives on a lodge fishing trip.

star 6.81
48 votes
Writers: Leonard Stern, Sydney Zelinka
The Deciding Vote

#23 - The Deciding Vote

Season 1 - Episode 11

Norton is the deciding vote in the lodge's election for convention manager.

star 6.79
47 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn
Pal o' Mine

#24 - Pal o' Mine

Season 1 - Episode 8

Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew.

star 6.73
59 votes
Writers: Leonard Stern, Sydney Zelinka
A Matter of Record

#25 - A Matter of Record

Season 1 - Episode 15

Ralph cuts a record to sweet-talk Alice after insulting her mother.

star 6.69
42 votes
Writers: A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn