The BEST episodes of The Honeymooners
Every episode of The Honeymooners ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Honeymooners!
The Honeymooners, one of the most influential situation comedy television series in American history, depicts the sincere attempts of two men attempting to better their lives, and the ensuing frustrations when their schemes to strike it rich inevitably backfire.
#1 - Ralph Kramden, Inc.
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/4/1956
Ralph is named in a millionaire's will, but finds he was simply left a pet bird named Fortune.
#2 - Mind Your Own Business
Season 1 - Episode 35 - Aired 5/26/1956
Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice gets him fired from his sewer job. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph also considers selling irons.
#3 - Alice and the Blonde
Season 1 - Episode 36 - Aired 6/2/1956
Alice and Trixie believe their husbands are neglecting them.
#4 - Mama Loves Mambo
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/3/1956
A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo.
#5 - Opportunity Knocks, But
Season 1 - Episode 32 - Aired 5/5/1956
Ralph and Ed play pool with Ralph's boss and Ed gets a job at the bus company.
#6 - Pardon My Glove
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/17/1956
Alice is getting the apartment redecorated for free, but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
#7 - Young at Heart
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/11/1956
When Alice and Trixie complain about not doing things young people do, Ralph and Norton take them dancing and rollerskating
#8 - Better Living Through TV
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/12/1955
Ralph and Norton go on television to sell a kitchen utensil.
#9 - Oh My Aching Back
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/14/1956
Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam.
#10 - The Golfer
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/15/1955
Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and of course the situation turns into a disaster.
#11 - A Dog's Life
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/18/1956
Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made.
#12 - A Woman's Work Is Never Done
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/1955
Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework.
#13 - Trapped
Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 4/14/1956
Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he had witnessed a holdup.
#14 - TV or Not TV
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/1955
Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.
#15 - Funny Money
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/1955
Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.
#16 - The Safety Award
Season 1 - Episode 34 - Aired 5/19/1956
Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving a "Safest Bus Driver" award.
#17 - The Baby Sitter
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/21/1956
Ralph is furious when Alice has a telephone installed, until he finds out how she paid for it. Alice is babysitting to pay for the phone and now Ralph is madder than mad: Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
#18 - 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/24/1955
Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present after someone else gets her the same thing he had gotten for her.
#19 - The Man from Space
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/31/1955
When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest, a feud arises between Ralph and Ed.
#20 - Hello, Mom
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/3/1955
Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law.
#21 - Pal o' Mine
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/1955
Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew.
#22 - The Deciding Vote
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/10/1955
Norton is the deciding vote in the lodge's election for convention manager.
#23 - A Matter of Record
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/7/1956
Ralph cuts a record to sweet-talk Alice after insulting her mother.
#24 - Something Fishy
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/17/1955
Ralph and Norton don't want to take their wives on a lodge fishing trip.
#25 - The Sleepwalker
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/1955
Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.