The WORST episodes of The Honeymooners
Every episode of The Honeymooners ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Honeymooners!
The Honeymooners, one of the most influential situation comedy television series in American history, depicts the sincere attempts of two men attempting to better their lives, and the ensuing frustrations when their schemes to strike it rich inevitably backfire.
#1 - A Man's Pride
Season 1 - Episode 39 - Aired 9/22/1956
Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the bus company.
#2 - Brother Ralph
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/26/1955
After making a suggestion at work, Ralph is fired. Alice takes a job as a secretary but tells her boss that Ralph is her brother.
#3 - Dial J for Janitor
Season 1 - Episode 38 - Aired 9/15/1956
Ralph takes on a job as janitor of his building.
#4 - The Worry Wart
Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 4/7/1956
Requested by the IRS to clear something up on his tax return, Ralph drives himself crazy.
#5 - Please Leave the Premises
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/10/1956
The Kramdens and the Nortons fight a rent increase, though Ralph is the only one who really wants to fight.
#6 - A Matter of Life and Death
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/29/1955
When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead.
#7 - Pal o' Mine
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/19/1955
Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew.
#8 - A Matter of Record
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/7/1956
Ralph cuts a record to sweet-talk Alice after insulting her mother.
#9 - Pardon My Glove
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/17/1956
Alice is getting the apartment redecorated for free, but Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
#10 - TV or Not TV
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/1955
Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.
#11 - Funny Money
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/1955
Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.
#12 - Hello, Mom
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/3/1955
Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law.
#13 - The Deciding Vote
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/10/1955
Norton is the deciding vote in the lodge's election for convention manager.
#14 - Something Fishy
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/17/1955
Ralph and Norton don't want to take their wives on a lodge fishing trip.
#15 - Oh My Aching Back
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/14/1956
Ralph hurts his back at a bowling tournament the night before his physical exam.
#16 - The Baby Sitter
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/21/1956
Ralph is furious when Alice has a telephone installed, until he finds out how she paid for it. Alice is babysitting to pay for the phone and now Ralph is madder than mad: Ralph thinks she's two-timing him.
#17 - Here Comes the Bride
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/25/1956
After Ralph advises him to be the head of his household, a lodge brother has his wife (Alice's sister) in tears.
#18 - Mind Your Own Business
Season 1 - Episode 35 - Aired 5/26/1956
Ed sells irons after Ralph's advice gets him fired from his sewer job. When Ed lies about how much money he's making so that the Kramdens don't feel bad, Ralph also considers selling irons.
#19 - Unconventional Behavior
Season 1 - Episode 33 - Aired 5/12/1956
Ed handcuffs himself to Ralph on their way to the Raccoon convention.
#20 - The Bensonhurst Bomber
Season 1 - Episode 37 - Aired 9/8/1956
Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a large man at the gym. So he arranges to pretend to knock out a larger man in order to scare the other one.
#21 - On Stage
Season 1 - Episode 31 - Aired 4/28/1956
Ralph, Alice and Ed are in a Raccoon play, and Ralph expects to be a big star.
#22 - The Loudspeaker
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 4/21/1956
Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Racoon of the Year, but it turns out to be Norton who wins the award.
#23 - Head of the House
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 3/31/1956
Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of his household and then has to prove it to a coworker.
#24 - Young Man with a Horn
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/24/1956
Ralph tries to hit the high note on a civil-service exam as well as on his coronet.
#25 - The Man from Space
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/31/1955
When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest, a feud arises between Ralph and Ed.