The WORST episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show

Every episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show!

Considered to be one of television's classics, "The Dick Van Dyke Show" centers on the personal and professional lives of Rob Petrie, a writer for the fictional "Alan Brady Show". The non-stop laughs revolved around Rob's relationships with with fellow writers Buddy Sorrell and Sally Rogers, and producer Mel Cooley. At home, we also got to chuckle (and sometimes cry) over Rob's antics involving his wife, son, and neighbors.

Last Updated: 12/19/2024Network: CBSStatus: Ended
Jilting the Jilter
star
4.62
65 votes

#1 - Jilting the Jilter

Season 2 - Episode 31 - Aired 5/1/1963

Sally may have found a fella but he wants to take Sally away from The Alan Brady Show, so she can write for him.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Viva Petrie
star
4.92
61 votes

#2 - Viva Petrie

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/10/1965

Maria (the Petrie's previous maid) tells her friend Manuel to go to the Petrie's so that Rob can help him find him a job.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: John Whedon
I Do Not Choose to Run
star
4.94
62 votes

#3 - I Do Not Choose to Run

Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/19/1966

Rob gives a speech at council meeting that impresses the nominating committee for city councilman of New Rochelle.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Br-rooom, Br-rooom
star
5.00
62 votes

#4 - Br-rooom, Br-rooom

Season 4 - Episode 31 - Aired 5/12/1965

Rob's new motorcycle causes him more problems than he bargained for.

Directors: Jerry Paris
The Making of a Councilman
star
5.02
63 votes

#5 - The Making of a Councilman

Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/26/1966

Rob wonders if he has enough experience to run for city councilman, after meeting his opponent.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Happy Birthday and Too Many More
star
5.02
63 votes

#6 - Happy Birthday and Too Many More

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/5/1964

Laura & Rob have to decide when to have Richie's birthday party, and what to do for it, because most weekends are already booked with other kids' extravagant parties.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Uncle George
star
5.05
65 votes

#7 - Uncle George

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/1963

Uncle George drops by the Petries, looking for a wife, and Sally tries to fix him up with Herman Glimpscher's mom. But Uncle George has other ideas.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: Bill Idelson
Love Thy Other Neighbor
star
5.08
63 votes

#8 - Love Thy Other Neighbor

Season 5 - Episode 29 - Aired 5/4/1966

After Laura and Rob spend some time with their new neighbors, Jerry and Millie feel left out.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
star
5.09
65 votes

#9 - Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/4/1963

Rob hires a Spanish maid, but when she arrives, not only does she not speak English, but she has a broken arm.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: John Whedon
Anthony Stone
star
5.10
62 votes

#10 - Anthony Stone

Season 4 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/24/1965

Rob and Buddy are suspicious when Sally won't tell them much about her new fella.

Directors: Jerry Paris
The Boarder Incident
star
5.16
70 votes

#11 - The Boarder Incident

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/14/1962

Buddy's wife is out of town, so Rob invites Buddy to stay at his house for the duration. Disaster ensues.

Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk
star
5.29
63 votes

#12 - Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/30/1964

An old army buddy comes looking for a job and hopes Rob will return an old favor.

Directors: Jerry Paris
There's No Sale Like Wholesale
star
5.29
62 votes

#13 - There's No Sale Like Wholesale

Season 4 - Episode 32 - Aired 5/26/1965

Rob learns a lesson after letting Buddy get him a deal on a fur coat for Laura.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Where You Been, Fassbinder?
star
5.38
71 votes

#14 - Where You Been, Fassbinder?

Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/14/1962

An old high school friend visits Sally on her birthday.

Directors: John Rich
Writer: John Whedon
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
star
5.52
65 votes

#15 - The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/15/1964

Laura wants to setup a new bachelor neighbor with her cousin, but Rob wants to set him up with Sally.

Directors: Jerry Paris
The Lady and the Babysitter
star
5.53
64 votes

#16 - The Lady and the Babysitter

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/7/1964

Roger, Richie's Babysitter wants Laura's help with a girl that he likes. Little does she know who the girl turns out to be.

Directors: Jerry Paris
The Brave and the Backache
star
5.58
66 votes

#17 - The Brave and the Backache

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/12/1964

Laura wonders why Rob never wants to go away on a romantic weekend with her.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Give Me Your Walls!
star
5.60
68 votes

#18 - Give Me Your Walls!

Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 2/27/1963

The Petries hire an Italian painter to paint their walls.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: Carl Reiner
Don't Trip Over That Mountain
star
5.68
96 votes

#19 - Don't Trip Over That Mountain

Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/20/1963

Rob hurts himself on his first skiing trip with Jerry - just as Laura predicted.

Directors: Coby Ruskin
Writer: Carl Reiner
Romances, Roses, and Rye Bread
star
5.81
62 votes

#20 - Romances, Roses, and Rye Bread

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/28/1964

Sally gets roses every day from a secret admirer, but when he lets her know who he is, he doesn't get quite the response he was hoping for.

Directors: Jerry Paris
It's a Shame She Married Me
star
5.88
66 votes

#21 - It's a Shame She Married Me

Season 2 - Episode 29 - Aired 4/17/1963

Rob gets envious when he learns that sponsor Jim Darling is an old beau of Laura's.

Directors: James Niver
The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
star
5.89
64 votes

#22 - The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/11/1963

Rob thinks he's just seen the suspects of a recent jewelry store holdup and wrestles with his conscience about informing the police.

Directors: Jerry Paris
The Bad Old Days
star
5.90
68 votes

#23 - The Bad Old Days

Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 4/4/1962

Rob starts to feel like he does too much housework when Buddy warns him about the decline of the American male.

Racy Tracy Rattigan
star
5.90
92 votes

#24 - Racy Tracy Rattigan

Season 2 - Episode 27 - Aired 4/3/1963

British actor 'Racy' Tracey Rattigan is filling in as substitute host for The Alan Brady Show - and he seems to have an interest in Laura.

Directors: Sheldon Leonard
A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat
star
5.92
63 votes

#25 - A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/14/1964

A disagreement over a neighbor's lawn almost breaks up Rob and Jerry's friendship.

Writer: Carl Reiner