The BEST episodes written by Carl Kleinschmitt
#1 - Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5 - Episode 26
In a hurry to go to the theatre, Rob, Buddy and Sally forget to cross out all the insults about Alan they wrote in this week's script.
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Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Season 2 - Episode 15
On maneuvers, Carter gives Gomer false information---hoping he'll be captured by the enemy camp.
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#3 - Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
M*A*S*H - Season 1 - Episode 17
Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkeye's, is writing a book about the war, and pays him a visit. Later, Tommy is brought into the camp, seriously wounded, and Hawkeye can't save him. A 15-year-old kid is in the hospital to have his appendix out. He joined up to be a hero back home, but Hawkeye has him sent home, giving him Frank's purple heart.
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#4 - Uhny Uftz
The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5 - Episode 3
While working very late, Rob thinks he hears and sees a small flying saucer outside the office window.
Watch Now:Amazon#5 - Marry Me, Marry Me
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Season 3 - Episode 10
Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.
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#6 - L.I.P.
M*A*S*H - Season 2 - Episode 7
Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him. CID sends Lt Willis to investigate, but when he refuses Hawkeye and Trapper frame him. Hawkeye is upset that a nurse he was pursuing does not approve of the marriage between "a gook" and "one of us".
Watch Now:Amazon#7 - A Date With Miss Camp Henderson
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Season 2 - Episode 27
Carter bets Gomer he can't get a date with Miss Camp Henderson.
Watch Now:Amazon#8 - I'm Always Chasing Gomers
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Season 5 - Episode 23
Carter decides he must get away from Gomer to avoid a nervous breakdown, but continues to be haunted by him.
Watch Now:Amazon#9 - The Recruiting Poster
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Season 4 - Episode 2
Gomer learns his face will be on a recruiting poster -- instead of Sgt. Carter's.
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Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Season 2 - Episode 21
Gomer befriends the little daughter of a visiting colonel.
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#11 - The Longest Weekend
Welcome Back, Kotter - Season 1 - Episode 14
When Julie goes away on a ski trip with a friend, stories from the Sweathogs and Mr. Woodman lead Gabe to be worried about the possibility of Julie cheating on him while she is away.
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Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. - Season 5 - Episode 15
Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.
#13 - I Do, I Don't
The Odd Couple - Season 1 - Episode 7
When Felix feels he's responsible for the separation of a young couple on their wedding day, he tries to get the stubborn couple back together.
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#14 - Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful Affair
The Love Boat - Season 1 - Episode 2
A man must pose as a woman to gain passage on the ship so that he can pursue an ex-girlfriend. A bickering married couple gets trapped in the elevator. A detective falls for a married woman whose husband has hired him to trail her.
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#15 - The Curse of the Petrie People
The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5 - Episode 18
Rob's mother gives Laura a family heirloom - a huge brooch in the shape of the United States.
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#16 - Remember the Alimony
The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5 - Episode 20
In another flashback episode, Rob and Laura take a romantic trip across the border to Mexico only to find out that the hotel they are staying in is where couples go to get divorced.
#17 - Body and Sol
The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5 - Episode 11
Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.
#18 - Love Thy Other Neighbor
The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5 - Episode 29
After Laura and Rob spend some time with their new neighbors, Jerry and Millie feel left out.
#19 - The Making of a Councilman
The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5 - Episode 17
Rob wonders if he has enough experience to run for city councilman, after meeting his opponent.
#20 - Br-rooom, Br-rooom
The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 4 - Episode 31
Rob's new motorcycle causes him more problems than he bargained for.
#21 - I Do Not Choose to Run
The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season 5 - Episode 16
Rob gives a speech at council meeting that impresses the nominating committee for city councilman of New Rochelle.