The BEST episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show season 2

Every episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show season 2!

Considered to be one of television's classics, "The Dick Van Dyke Show" centers on the personal and professional lives of Rob Petrie, a writer for the fictional "Alan Brady Show". The non-stop laughs revolved around Rob's relationships with with fellow writers Buddy Sorrell and Sally Rogers, and producer Mel Cooley. At home, we also got to chuckle (and sometimes cry) over Rob's antics involving his wife, son, and neighbors.

Last Updated: 9/21/2024Network: CBSStatus: Ended
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What's in a Middle Name?
star
8.07
67 votes

#1 - What's in a Middle Name?

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/7/1962

Rob and Laura must explain to Richie why his middle name is Rosebud.

Directors: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
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I Was a Teenage Head Writer
star
8.06
66 votes

#2 - I Was a Teenage Head Writer

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/30/1963

Thinking his own friends betrayed him in an argument with Mel over a sketch, Rob remembers his first day as the head writer of The Alan Brady Show.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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The Night the Roof Fell In
star
8.04
69 votes

#3 - The Night the Roof Fell In

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/21/1962

Rob and Laura have a terrible fight, after each has experienced a difficult day - and each remember the fight very differently.

Directors: Hal Cooper
Writer: John Whedon
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It May Look Like a Walnut!
star
7.89
99 votes

#4 - It May Look Like a Walnut!

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/6/1963

In this classic, Rob has a dream - inspired by a late-night horror movie on TV - involving walnuts, missing thumbs, and a space alien who looks like Danny Thomas.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: Carl Reiner
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My Husband Is Not a Drunk
star
7.81
67 votes

#5 - My Husband Is Not a Drunk

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/31/1962

Rob falls under a hypnosis spell meant for Buddy - he keeps acting drunk every time a bell rings.

Directors: Alan Rafkin
Writer: Carl Reiner
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The Attempted Marriage
star
7.35
68 votes

#6 - The Attempted Marriage

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/10/1962

Rob and Laura tell Richie about their attempts to get married.

Directors: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
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Bank Book 6565696
star
7.25
67 votes

#7 - Bank Book 6565696

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/17/1962

Rob is surprised to find a bank book in one of Laura's gloves.

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A Bird in the Head Hurts
star
7.22
65 votes

#8 - A Bird in the Head Hurts

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/5/1962

Rob and Laura assume Richie's claims of being pecked by a giant woodpecker are just a way of getting attention - until Millie says she's seen the woodpecker herself.

Directors: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
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The Cat Burglar
star
7.15
68 votes

#9 - The Cat Burglar

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/2/1963

A cat burglar in the neighborhood has Rob and Laura on edge.

Directors: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
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Will You Two Be My Wife?
star
7.14
66 votes

#10 - Will You Two Be My Wife?

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/16/1963

Buddy and Sally find Rob's memoirs and read about the time Rob had to break off his engagement with an old girlfriend before marrying Laura.

Directors: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
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Ray Murdock's X-Ray
star
7.13
67 votes

#11 - Ray Murdock's X-Ray

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/23/1963

Rob goes on Ray Murdock's X-Ray where he inadvertently describes Laura as a nut.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: Carl Reiner
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The Two Faces of Rob
star
7.00
76 votes

#12 - The Two Faces of Rob

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/1962

To prove a theory that a wife can't always recognize her husband on the phone, Rob call Laura and disguises his voice, but he becomes obsessed with whether she's playing along with the joke.

Directors: John Rich
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When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen
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6.91
67 votes

#13 - When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen

Season 2 - Episode 32 - Aired 5/8/1963

Rob needs an idea for a sketch for the show; Richie gives him an idea for a talking bowling pin - unfortunately, Rob doesn't ask where he got the idea.

Directors: Jerry Paris
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Like a Sister
star
6.88
67 votes

#14 - Like a Sister

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/1962

Rob thinks Sally is falling for the latest guest star on The Alan Brady Show: crooner Ric Vallone.

Directors: Hal Cooper
Writer: Carl Reiner
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The Square Triangle
star
6.84
90 votes

#15 - The Square Triangle

Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/20/1963

Rob and Laura are both surprised that the latest guest star on The Alan Brady Show is someone from their past - French star Jacques Savon.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: Bill Idelson
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Hustling the Hustler
star
6.73
66 votes

#16 - Hustling the Hustler

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/24/1962

Rob engages in a game of pool with Buddy's hustler brother Blackie.

Directors: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
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Divorce
star
6.72
65 votes

#17 - Divorce

Season 2 - Episode 28 - Aired 4/10/1963

Rob gets caught in the middle when Buddy declares his intention to divorce Pickles for supposedly cheating on him.

Directors: Jerry Paris
Writer: Carl Reiner
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My Husband Is a Check-Grabber
star
6.67
64 votes

#18 - My Husband Is a Check-Grabber

Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/13/1963

Laura is angry with Rob always picking up the check whenever they go out with friends.

Directors: Alan Rafkin
Writer: Carl Reiner
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A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise
star
6.55
67 votes

#19 - A Surprise Surprise Is a Surprise

Season 2 - Episode 30 - Aired 4/24/1963

Rob nearly ruins his own surprise birthday party after Laura finds out Rob already knows.

Writer: Carl Reiner
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The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
star
6.51
94 votes

#20 - The Sam Pomerantz Scandals

Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/6/1963

Rob, Laura, Buddy and Sally must perform in a show for Rob's friend Sam Pomerantz after Rob accidentally injures comedian Danny Brewster.

Directors: Claudio Guzman
Writer: Carl Reiner
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The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally
star
6.44
68 votes

#21 - The Secret Life of Buddy and Sally

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/28/1962

Rob suspects Buddy and Sally of having an affair.

Directors: Coby Ruskin
Writer: Lee Erwin
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I'm No Henry Walden!
star
6.43
92 votes

#22 - I'm No Henry Walden!

Season 2 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/27/1963

Rob and Laura are invited to a dinner party for all the top writers in various fields, but Rob is the only writer in comedy, and is lost in the others' intellectual conversations.

Writer: Carl Reiner
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Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra
star
6.31
91 votes

#23 - Somebody Has to Play Cleopatra

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/26/1962

Dreading the thought of being forced to direct a fund-raising show by Mrs. Billings of the PTA, Rob remembers the previous year's show when he tried to cast the role of Cleopatra.

Directors: John Rich
Never Name a Duck
star
6.11
71 votes

#24 - Never Name a Duck

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/26/1962

Rob brings home two baby ducks, and Richie becomes very attached to them.

Directors: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner
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A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own
star
6.04
67 votes

#25 - A Man's Teeth Are Not His Own

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/19/1962

With Jerry at a dentist's convention, Rob is forced to see another dentist after breaking his tooth on a chicken bone.

Directors: John Rich
Writer: Carl Reiner