The BEST episodes of Son of the Beach season 1

Every episode of Son of the Beach season 1, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Son of the Beach season 1!

From the Howard Stern Production company, comes SON OF THE BEACH! Son of the Beach is a hilarious comedy about Notch Johnson, world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30, taking place in Malibu Adjacent, CA. The Show is about Notch and his gang getting into different situations which ensure pure laughs and will make you want to watch again and again.

Last Updated: 2/6/2024Network: FXStatus: Ended
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Miso Honei
star
8.24
37 votes

#1 - Miso Honei

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/8/2000

When the world's most dangerous tsunami, Miso Honei, is detected rushing at Malibu Adjacent, the Mayor senses a media event and tries to get Notch to surf it. He refuses until the Mayor grants a parole to the only other surfer capable of surviving the wave, Adolf Manson. Manson's bad boy image wows Malibu Adjacent's impressionable children. Will Notch jump on Miso Honei for the kids and ride it safely to shore? Also, Chip and B.J. fall in love and decide to quit the force.

Directors: Gloria Muzio
Two Thongs Don't Make a Right
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8.21
39 votes

#2 - Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/11/2000

When Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove successful?

Directors: Scott McAboy
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A Star Is Boned
star
7.88
33 votes

#3 - A Star Is Boned

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/29/2000

The glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Streep is almost killed on his beach. Can Notch find the assailant before they grab Regina? Also, Jamaica runs a bachelor auction.

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Day of the Jackass
star
7.86
35 votes

#4 - Day of the Jackass

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/22/2000

Malibu Adjacent is hosting a peace conference between China and Africa, and Notch has been banned from attending. That would be no problem, except Notch's old Army Secret Ops buddy, Captain ""Buck"" Enteneille has shown up and wants to go. It's even more of a problem when Notch sees him going anyway, with a sniper rifle. Can Notch stop Enteneille from ruining the conference, and still keep his friendship with Buck? Tune in. Also, Jamaica falls in love with an African prince.

Directors: George Verschoor
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In the G-Hetto
star
7.83
40 votes

#5 - In the G-Hetto

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/28/2000

When Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 13 cocaine-filled condoms and then swim two miles? Also, Chip enters the Mr. Pec pageant. The Mayor's a judge, and she's got a guaranteed way for Chip to win.

Directors: George Verschoor
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Eat My Muffin
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7.79
34 votes

#6 - Eat My Muffin

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/1/2000

When BJ muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. And runs a web-site where people pay to watch the women, and Rod, um, ""treating"" them. Under Notch's direction, Kimberlee infiltrates the cult and snatches it's secret: psychotropic-drug-laced bran muffins. Realizing that BJ is under someone else's control, the bran muffins move Notch into action. Meanwhile, the Tetherball Invitational Tournament is in town, and the Mayor's bet that the gang can win.

Directors: George Verschoor
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Fanny and the Professor
star
7.78
36 votes

#7 - Fanny and the Professor

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/18/2000

The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.

Directors: Scott McAboy
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With Sex You Get Eggroll
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7.77
93 votes

#8 - With Sex You Get Eggroll

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/14/2000

The Mayor wants Head Lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad and get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She thinks that her work is done when Notch decides to bust enslaved girls from a whore house from the inside, by posing as a customer. If the slavers don't get Notch, the Mayor's video will. Or will Kimberlee help Notch to save the day?

Directors: George Verschoor
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Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong
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7.63
8 votes

#9 - Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/12/2000

Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.

Directors: George Verschoor
Silence of the Clams
star
7.46
46 votes

#10 - Silence of the Clams

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/21/2000

A unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.

Directors: Scott McAboy
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Attack of the Cocktopuss
star
7.20
5 votes

#11 - Attack of the Cocktopuss

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 9/5/2000

When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world. Chip sings for a rock band.

Directors: Scott McAboy
South of Her Border
star
7.09
35 votes

#12 - South of Her Border

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/15/2000

When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? Ai, ai, ai. Can they escape in time to stop the coup? While the others are gone, Chip runs a junior lifeguard program.

Directors: Scott McAboy
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Love, Native American Style
star
7.03
36 votes

#13 - Love, Native American Style

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2000

Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Although the deal's crooked, Notch is no Indian giver, and he seeks a legal way to halt construction. Also, Chip's South American relatives need money, so Chip moonlights as a male stripper.

Directors: Scott McAboy
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