The Best Episodes Directed by Scott Mcaboy

In the Line of Booty

#1 - In the Line of Booty

Son of the Beach Season 3 - Episode 3

Someone tries to kill rapper Larry ""Biggy"" Little, and Jamaica's new rapper boyfriend is blamed.

star 8.50
4 votes
The Gay Team

#2 - The Gay Team

Son of the Beach Season 3 - Episode 6

A villain named ""Heinous Anus"" (RuPaul) is making young men disappear from the beach, and they are all ending up in a place called ""Gaytrix"". Chip ends up being captured by Heinous Anus and taken to the Gaytrix so that he turn him gay and clone him. Notch's army buddy (Alan Thicke) knows where Chip is and how to get there and sends Notch to go after him. Meanwhile, Porcelain's marriage heats up because of a scheme thought up by B.J. and Jamaica.

star 8.50
4 votes
Jailhouse Notch (2)

#3 - Jailhouse Notch (2)

Son of the Beach Season 3 - Episode 13

Notch is convicted of the war crime and goes to jail, where he meets all sorts of unsavory characters, but soon he breaks out and begins his search for Colonel Kooze so he can clear his name. But there are some surprises back at Malibu Adjacent. Notch's brother Harry is working for Kooze, and part of their evil plan is for Harry to court and propose marriage to Kimberlee. Kimberlee falls for it and accepts Harry's proposal. Meanwhile a court rules against Porcelain and her claim on ""Snuggles'"" will, with the result being that she's now homeless.

star 8.50
4 votes
Queefer Madness

#4 - Queefer Madness

Son of the Beach Season 2 - Episode 5

The beach is terrorized by a gang of bad boys.

star 8.17
6 votes
From Russia with Johnson

#5 - From Russia with Johnson

Son of the Beach Season 2 - Episode 2

Notch and his unit must stop a Russian terrorist.

star 8.14
7 votes
Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

#6 - Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

Son of the Beach Season 1 - Episode 5

When Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove successful?

star 8.07
41 votes
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Remember Her Titans

#7 - Remember Her Titans

Son of the Beach Season 2 - Episode 3

Jamaica's boyfriend has a problem with gambling, and is majorly in debt. Since Jamaica's boyfriend doesn't have the money, he is told by the bookie that he will let it slide if he throws the game. When he doesn't agree, he breaks his leg so that he can't play. Notch decides that he will fill in for him at the game and he is allowed to fill in for him because he never finished high school. Meanwhile, Kody's father comes to Malibu Adjacent from the U.K. to ask Kody to go back and live with him.

star 7.80
5 votes
Booger Nights

#8 - Booger Nights

Son of the Beach Season 2 - Episode 15

Quotes: Notch: ""Here's a picture of my head. And here's a picture of my face.""

star 7.75
4 votes
Fanny and the Professor

#9 - Fanny and the Professor

Son of the Beach Season 1 - Episode 6

The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.

star 7.74
38 votes
Godfather Knows Best

#10 - Godfather Knows Best

Son of the Beach Season 3 - Episode 9

Jamaica is shocked when Vinnie Fellachio claims to be the father she has never known.

star 7.67
3 votes
Rod Strikes Back

#11 - Rod Strikes Back

Son of the Beach Season 2 - Episode 4

Rod returns and wants his revenge on everyone, Especially for B.J.; Chip's dog ""shitsu"" (sp?) arrives at Malibu Adjacent and challenges Steve.

star 7.50
6 votes
It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!

#12 - It's Showtime at the Apollo 13!

Son of the Beach Season 2 - Episode 10

Jamaica is chosen as the first black lifeguard in space aboard the shuttle <em>Catastrophe</em>; Notch goes undercover at the Robert Downey, Jr. Senior High School when a student hacks into the shuttle computer and endangers the mission.

star 7.50
2 votes
Grand Prix

#13 - Grand Prix

Son of the Beach Season 2 - Episode 13

Notch must defend the honor of America in a three-quarter midget car race vs. a man from France. The Frenchman, who goes by the nickname ""The Frenchman"", is married to Notch's old flame, a beautiful French maiden named Nicorette. After her reappearance on the scene, Notch realizes she's a hard habit to break. Meanwhile, B.J. and Jamiaca help save a lesbian bar from going under.

star 7.50
4 votes
Silence of the Clams

#14 - Silence of the Clams

Son of the Beach Season 1 - Episode 2

A unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.

star 7.50
48 votes
Out of the Past

#15 - Out of the Past

Team Knight Rider Season 1 - Episode 13

When Kyle disappears in a South American jungle, the crew must deal with jewel thieves, natives and a centuries-old ray gun to rescue him from the daughter of a former double agent.

star 7.27
32 votes
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South of Her Border

#16 - South of Her Border

Son of the Beach Season 1 - Episode 9

When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? Ai, ai, ai. Can they escape in time to stop the coup? While the others are gone, Chip runs a junior lifeguard program.

star 7.14
36 votes
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Love, Native American Style

#17 - Love, Native American Style

Son of the Beach Season 1 - Episode 4

Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Although the deal's crooked, Notch is no Indian giver, and he seeks a legal way to halt construction. Also, Chip's South American relatives need money, so Chip moonlights as a male stripper.

star 7.00
38 votes
Attack of the Cocktopuss

#18 - Attack of the Cocktopuss

Son of the Beach Season 1 - Episode 12

When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world. Chip sings for a rock band.

star 6.80
5 votes
Chip's a Goy

#19 - Chip's a Goy

Son of the Beach Season 2 - Episode 7

Needing some R&R, the Gang heads to the tranquil Middle East. Their visit with Notch's Israeli counterpart, Noccus Johnstein, is cut short, however, when evil terrorist group HUMMUS kidnaps Notch. Can the Gang save their fearless leader, or will HUMMUS crush them like so many chickpeas? In the meantime, Chip falls in love with Noccus' daughter, Chcch, and agrees to convert to Judaism. He soon finds this means giving up much more than he bargained for.

star 5.83
6 votes