The BEST episodes of Porters

Every episode of Porters ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Porters!

Deluded Simon Porter dreams of passing his medical exam and becoming a doctor - but by starting at the bottom, and becoming the best porter the NHS has ever seen. All he has to do is survive a few months grafting in a hospital basement and try not to kill any of the patients. How hard can that be? Ed must work alongside the cynical, self-styled "Queen of the Porters" Frankie, and naïve nurse Lucy.

Last Updated: 9/25/2023Network: DaveStatus: Ended
Episode 1
100 votes

#1 - Episode 1

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2017

Wannabe doctor Simon Porter works as a hospital porter, but a mix-up forces him to pose as a real medic.

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Episode 3
64 votes

#2 - Episode 3

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/2017

The Hospital Trust is running a fast-track management scheme, which Simon sees as a way to become the type of man nurse Lucy will give a second glance to.

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Episode 2
79 votes

#3 - Episode 2

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2017

Simon offers a kidney to a transplant patient in order to impress Lucy.

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Wedding & Perfume
14 votes

#4 - Wedding & Perfume

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/14/2019

A new Porter, Anthony, is in town as, unknown to Frankie and Simon, Tillman has headed off temporarily to a religious retreat. Anthony and Frankie have form and find themselves instantly in conflict when he tries to take a cut of her blackmarket perfume empire. Will he last the week? Meanwhile, Lucy presents Simon with a huge engagement ring – the ultimate nightmare, Dr McKenzie has proposed! Simon is a broken man but then secretly spots Dr McKenzie kissing another woman in the hospital. Things take a strange turn when it emerges the mystery woman is actually Dr McKenzie's sister…or is she?

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10 votes

#5 - Halloween

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/28/2019

Simon's first night shift coincides with Halloween and an escaped prisoner roaming the wards - will he and Frankie survive?

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Ham & Cheese
10 votes

#6 - Ham & Cheese

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2019

Youtube megastars Ham and Cheese arrive at the hospital and start making a series of "humorous" videos about the life-saving heart op one of them is about to have. Simon spills coffee over an expensive new surgical robot.

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Baby Mama
9 votes

#7 - Baby Mama

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/11/2019

Simon becomes a sperm donor to raise cash, which causes him to fear the unthinkable when his mum and her new boyfriend come to the hospital for infertility treatment. A coma patient wakes up but thinks she is still a child.

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Orc & Pradeep
9 votes

#8 - Orc & Pradeep

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/21/2019

Mr Pradeep spends a day as a Porter for charity. Simon's awe at his God-like power as a Surgeon unwittingly causes Mr Pradeep to have a fatal loss of nerve and hand in his notice just as he's about to operate on the husband of a Hospital Board director. Can Frankie and Simon get him back on track? Meanwhile, a woman dressed as an orc is admitted to the hospital with an extreme allergic reaction. No-one can work out why she continues to deteriorate until she comes into contact with Frankie and starts to scream. Does Frankie have a secret cosplay identity she's never shared with anyone at the hospital?

Hospital Emergency Simulation Incident Day
8 votes

#9 - Hospital Emergency Simulation Incident Day

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/18/2019

It's the annual Hospital Emergency Simulation Incident Day, but after being accidentally knocked out Simon wakes up in the middle of a real disaster. Meanwhile, Frankie goes for a secret job interview.