The BEST episodes of 2 Stupid Dogs

Every episode of 2 Stupid Dogs ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of 2 Stupid Dogs!

Two Stupid Dogs follows the lives of two dogs, the overly excited Little Dog (the dachshund) and easy-paced Big Dog (the sheepdog). These crazy canines don't know how to fit in the world, and they definitely don't have any know-how. They often find themselves in commonplace situations (going to the drive-in, walking through the mall, working on the farm), some not so common situations (stuck on a space shuttle, a contestant on a game show, getting mistaken for the prime minister), and even in some familiar situations (Little Red Riding Hood, Noah's Ark, and Hansel and Gretel). But no matter the situation, their stupidity usually leads them to calamitous results.

Last Updated: 12/12/2024Network: Cartoon NetworkStatus: Ended
A Quarter
star
9.21
63 votes

#1 - A Quarter

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/10/1993

While passing a payphone with the phone off the hook, the dogs are told by the automatic teller to deposit 25�. Not wanting to disobey, the dogs then go in search for a quarter. This leads them to a cash machine, a trip to the psychiatrist, and a money making scheme.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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At the Drive-In
star
9.17
65 votes

#2 - At the Drive-In

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/26/1993

After seeing the intermission commercial for the concession stand on a drive-in theater screen(which has a hotdog, popcorn and soda- they all talk and dance!), the dogs conclude that the food must be just as big. So they go into the lot and get into all sorts of movie related hi-jinks.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Red
star
9.11
65 votes

#3 - Red

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/10/1993

The two dogs meet Red, who's off to her ill grandmother's house to give her some cheese cake. But the dogs lead her to the Three Bears house where they eat their porridge, sit in their chairs, and sleep in their beds.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Love Doctors
star
8.97
31 votes

#4 - Love Doctors

Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 11/28/1993

The dogs are hanging out with Kenny, who's in love with Buffy. But Kenny is too nervous to talk to her, so the dogs talk to her for him. But Little Dog misinterprets everything Buffy's says, leading Kenny on. Soon, Buffy is playing with Kenny and the dogs, but only because she thinks the dogs belong to him.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Far-Out Friday
star
8.94
34 votes

#5 - Far-Out Friday

Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 11/21/1993

For no apparent reason, the two dogs switch bodies. Noticing no effect, the two set out in search for food only to find their new bodies are non-compliant with their stupid personalities.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Home Is Where Your Head Is
star
8.89
44 votes

#6 - Home Is Where Your Head Is

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/12/1993

While walking along, Big Dog sticks his head in a hole in a fence. Little Dog panics and starts to devise a way to get Big Dog's head unstuck, but nothing seems to work. When all seems hopeless, Little Dog decides to adapt to life without Big Dog, but finds it impossible to do.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Let's Make a Right Price
star
8.82
33 votes

#7 - Let's Make a Right Price

Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 11/21/1993

The two dogs are in search of some doggie biscuits, and they wind up being contestants on the show "Let's Make a Right Price", with Billy Baker. The losers get doggie treats, so the dogs try to avoid winning the real prizes. The dogs bet one dollar each round, but manage to win every time. Will that strategy work?

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Sheep Dogs
star
8.82
33 votes

#8 - Sheep Dogs

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/24/1993

The dogs are mistaken as farm hands on Farmer Hollywood's farm. Wanting breakfast, the dogs must first learn how to 'round up the doggies' to earn their meal.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Family Values
star
8.79
33 votes

#9 - Family Values

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 11/7/1993

The dogs happen upon a little home that's having a cook-out. Upon investigating, they find a family that's very Brady Bunch-esque. The family is getting into situations that they're 'learning from'.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Show and Tell
star
8.54
39 votes

#10 - Show and Tell

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/26/1993

It's show and tell at Kenny's school. He originally planned to bring his father's bowling trophy, but it breaks before he even gets on the bus. He then finds the two dogs and decides to bring them instead.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Trash Day
star
8.43
59 votes

#11 - Trash Day

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 10/31/1993

It's garbage day, and the two dogs scrounge through a trash can for things. but a heated debate ensues when they find a used toilet seat that both of them want.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Hollywood's Ark
star
8.36
89 votes

#12 - Hollywood's Ark

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 10/31/1993

Hollywood is Noah, building his Ark and gathering two of every animal. When it comes time to get two dogs, he finds Big Dog and Little Dog. But the two prove to be very taxing on Hollywood and the rest of the animals.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Love
star
8.30
64 votes

#13 - Love

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/31/1994

Big Dog falls in love with a hamster in the window at the pet shop, so he and Little Dog go inside the store in search for the hamster which Big Dog wants. Once entering the store things just get worse when the dogs find out that Hollywood is the owner.

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Spit Soup
star
8.29
63 votes

#14 - Spit Soup

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/14/1994

In a desperate attempt for food, the dogs climb up onto a 3D billboard advertising soup with a giant soup bowl. Upon finding the soup bowl is empty (or as the Little Dog describes it, 'dry'), Big Dog begins to fill the bowl with spit. But soon he dries out and Little Dog must find a way to rehydrate the Big Dog.

Directors: Tony Craig
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Vegas Buffet
star
8.24
69 votes

#15 - Vegas Buffet

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/19/1993

The dogs are headed to the Lucky Nugget to partake of the 'Super Cheap Economy Style One Pound Hot Dog Buffet'. But they're early, so they wait. The Big Dog finds a quarter and uses it in a slot machine. By stroke of luck, they win the jackpot, attracting the attention of casino owner Hollywood. Wanting to win his money back, Hollywood takes the dogs around to the other games. But the dogs just want the buffet, so they keep betting everything, only to win more.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Pie in the Sky
star
8.08
68 votes

#16 - Pie in the Sky

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/3/1993

The dogs want to eat at the 'Pie in the Sky' restaurant. But they keep winding up at different stores in the mall that all employ Hollywood, who keeps selling the dogs products and telling them to just 'charge it'.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Spooks-a-Poppin'
star
7.91
35 votes

#17 - Spooks-a-Poppin'

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 10/24/1993

The Little Dog wants to recover some bones he's buried in the 'Paws and Reflect' pet cemetery. But his head becomes stuck inside a skull, the Big Dog becomes afraid of him and hides.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Jerk
star
7.88
65 votes

#18 - Jerk

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/5/1994

The dogs are at the Grand Canyon trying to solve a puzzle. Upon completion, Little Dog says the word 'jerk' should've been part of the solution. His voice echoes across the valley, and the two misinterpret the echo as another dog insulting them. The two then embark on a mission across the Grand Canyon to confront the 'other dog'.

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Door Jam
star
7.87
125 votes

#19 - Door Jam

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/5/1993

Big Dog loses the can he's chewing on. After following the path it rolled down, they find it's now trapped behind an automatic door. After much thought, Little Dog concludes the door will not open for them because they're not wearing shoes. So they then go out hunting for shoes.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Day Dream
star
7.85
66 votes

#20 - Day Dream

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/1994

The dogs awake to find a delivery of ice cream products before them. Little Dog suspects that this is a dream come true, so they must be asleep. Together, the two set out to wake themselves up.

Directors: Rob Renzetti
Writer: Rob Renzetti
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Cornflakes
star
7.83
100 votes

#21 - Cornflakes

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/12/1993

The dogs wander onto a farm run by Hollywood. As Hollywood describes what the purpose of a farm is, the dogs get hungry and decide that they want breakfast: Cornflakes! Hollywood goes on to show them the whole agriculture process, while Big Dog simply plants a corn cob in the soil.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Las Pelotas!
star
7.74
39 votes

#22 - Las Pelotas!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/12/1994

The dogs happen upon a Tennis Club, where they see many balls being batted back and forth. Little Dog wants to get in and chew on them. Upon getting in, the Little Dog is overwhelmed by how many there are laying about.

Directors: Donovan Cook
Writer: Donovan Cook
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Stunt Dogs
star
7.71
7 votes

#23 - Stunt Dogs

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 11/14/1993

The dogs try to get into a dog food commercial for the free food, but they accidentally wander into the wrong studio where they're filming a jungle picture. It stars Hollywood, and he mistakes the dogs for the stunt doubles for jungle king's faithful sidekicks: Bo-Bo and Boo-Boo.

Directors: Donovan Cook
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Hobo Hounds
star
7.60
5 votes

#24 - Hobo Hounds

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/13/1995

Big Dog and Little Dog inject their own warped brand of humor into an old-fashioned, black and white, silent cartoon(with funny music, and everything), where they save a young girl from a villanous feline fella, and get into all kinds of wacky hijinks.

Directors: Rob Renzetti
Writer: Rob Renzetti
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Seeing Eye Dogs
star
7.54
60 votes

#25 - Seeing Eye Dogs

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/17/1993

The dogs are sold as seeing eye dogs to Hollywood, who's blind after an eye exam, but Big Dog is more concerned with finding a fire hydrant, while Little Dog keeps claiming he knows a shortcut, which involves going through a construction yard.

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