The BEST episodes of My Wife and Kids season 4

Every episode of My Wife and Kids season 4, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of My Wife and Kids season 4!

Michael Kyle longs for a traditional life, but his day-trader wife Janet, gangsta rap-worshipping son Michael Jr., and brooding daughters Claire and Kady make his dream just that ... a dream.

Last Updated: 10/31/2024Network: ABC (US)Status: Ended
The Baby (2)
star
8.45
104 votes

#1 - The Baby (2)

Season 4 - Episode 30 - Aired 5/26/2004

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

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He's Having a Baby
star
8.24
129 votes

#2 - He's Having a Baby

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/22/2003

Worried about Junior's fathering skills, Michael decides to enroll him in a parenting course. Junior is reluctant to attend, so Michael gives him a water balloon that Junior should keep for a week as if it was the baby. If it breaks, he'll have to attend the course. Michael doesn't let Junior have it easy, and Junior insists that more than wanting to teach him how to be a good parent, Michael doesn't have any trust in him.

Directors: Damien Wayans
Writer: Aeysha Carr
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Romantic Night
star
8.16
116 votes

#3 - Romantic Night

Season 4 - Episode 24 - Aired 4/21/2004

Wanting to spend quiet time together, Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay at an exclusive hotel. Then, when Jr. mistakenly cancels the reservation, Michael tries to create a romantic night at home. But things take a disastrous turn when Michael hurts his head trying to shut off the water valve, Jay handcuffs them to each other – but can't find the key – and a burnt roast almost causes the house to burn down.

Directors: Dean Lorey
Writer: Dean Lorey
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The Maid
star
8.12
113 votes

#4 - The Maid

Season 4 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/5/2004

While Jay is away at a seminar, Michael hires a maid, Mrs. Hopkins, to look after the family. Mrs. Hopkins fulfills their every need and want to a sweet perfection, including homemade ice cream, an immaculately clean house and handmade outfits for Claire. When Jay comes home, she appreciates Mrs. Hopkins' attention to every detail, but begins to feel that perhaps she has taken over just a bit too much.

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While Out
star
8.09
128 votes

#5 - While Out

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/19/2003

Much to Claire's delight, Michael and Jay forget to recite their house rules — ""No friends, no fires, no freedom, no fun"" — before going out for the night. As a result, Claire decides to throw a party so she can get in with the so-called right crowd. Things get raucous when someone spikes the punch and a drunken Tony fulfills a fantasy and streaks down the street naked.

Directors: Guy Distad
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The Baby (1)
star
8.09
110 votes

#6 - The Baby (1)

Season 4 - Episode 29 - Aired 5/26/2004

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

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Outbreak Monkey
star
8.03
107 votes

#7 - Outbreak Monkey

Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/25/2004

When an ecstatic Michael scores a ticket to see basketball star LeBron James play at Madison Square Garden, his excitement quickly turns to paranoia when, just days before the game, everyone in the Kyle household, except Michael, comes down with the flu. To ensure that he won't miss the game, he goes to absurd extremes to keep from getting sick, including spraying disinfectant on his family and using a ten-foot grabber to hand Jay her orange juice.

Writer: Kerry Parker
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Jr. Executive
star
8.00
132 votes

#8 - Jr. Executive

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/1/2003

Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. Jr., however, decides to use the fact that he's the boss' son to his advantage and convinces other employees to do his work for him. Meanwhile, Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet in a Shakespeare chat room.

Directors: Eric Laneuville
Writer: Kevin Rooney
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From Dummy to Daddy
star
8.00
136 votes

#9 - From Dummy to Daddy

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/2003

After hearing the shocking news that their son Junior is going to become a father, Michael and Jay freak out. They try to talk with him and help him realize he can't support a family living in their garage and having no job, so Michael offers him a job at his firm. Due to Michael's teasing with the boy, he gets late for his first day and Michael fires him after his second tardiness. But seeing that his son needs all the help he can get, Michael gives him another chance. Meanwhile, Tony feels guilty about having spicy thoughts about Claire and Franklyn is still out for Junior's spot on the Kyle family.

Directors: Eric Laneuville
Writer: Don Reo
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The Anniversary Present
star
7.86
109 votes

#10 - The Anniversary Present

Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/11/2004

Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gifts each are expecting from each other. Meanwhile, with Franklin's help, novice cook Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents' anniversary present.

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Moving on Out
star
7.85
123 votes

#11 - Moving on Out

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/7/2004

Tired of living in the garage, Jr. looks for an apartment and enlists his buddy, John, to be a co-signer… except that John has to dress up and pose as Jr.'s grandmother for the realtor. When Jr. and Vanessa's families come to visit the couple's new apartment, Jay is shocked to find that her new grandchild might be living in a run-down building with yellow police tape around the entrance.

Directors: Dean Lorey
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The Lady is Not a Tramp
star
7.84
129 votes

#12 - The Lady is Not a Tramp

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/10/2003

Michael's imagination takes off when he finds a package of condoms in daughter Claire's backpack the same day her boyfriend, Tony, is returning from a month in the desert. Annoyed that her father is jumping to conclusions, Claire decides to give him a taste of his own unique brand of discipline. Meanwhile Jr. accidentally gives Kady his pet dog's medicine and Kady pretends to turn into a dog.

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Hand Model
star
7.82
107 votes

#13 - Hand Model

Season 4 - Episode 27 - Aired 5/12/2004

In a twist of fate, Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition. As he flaunts his newfound fame, he is careful to protect the family's new financial asset – his hands. Meanwhile Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel, so, on Jr.'s advice, he takes matters into his own hands.

Directors: Jim Vallely
Writer: Dean Lorey
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Ultrasound
star
7.81
119 votes

#14 - Ultrasound

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/5/2003

The Kyles and Vanessa's parents escort her to her first ultrasound. When asked if they wanted to know the baby's sex, Michael is the only one who stands out with a positive answer. Obsessed with knowing whether he's having a grandson or a granddaughter, he tries by all means to have the doctor tell him. He finally assumes it's a boy, and tells Jay and eventually the rest of the family. But in the end the situation reverses as they all confirm with the doctor the real sex of the future Kyle and leave Michael out in the rain. Meanwhile, Franklyn freaks out with the idea of losing Kady to ""Smilin' Willie"" and tries to learn how to be a dance master.

Directors: Dean Lorey
Writer: Dean Lorey
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Of Mice and Man
star
7.66
119 votes

#15 - Of Mice and Man

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/17/2003

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator to get rid of them, but, as usual, Michael is determined to handle it himself. Meanwhile, Claire is also freaked out by a rodent when she accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.

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Meet the Parents
star
7.65
142 votes

#16 - Meet the Parents

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/15/2003

Vanessa's parents come over the Kyles house to discuss the future baby's situation. Michael is outraged with the demands from the Scotts, but Calvin's size makes Michael think twice before taking any drastic measures. They take the Scotts out for dinner and are left with the bill. Realizing they have a couple of con artists on their hands, Michael and Jay stand up for themselves and set the baby's true needs – which don't include a new house for the Scotts as Calvin wanted.

Directors: Damien Wayans
Writer: Kim Wayans
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Jr. Sells His Car
star
7.63
109 votes

#17 - Jr. Sells His Car

Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/4/2004

Jr. restores his prized 1964 Impala, but then he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it in order to have money for their new baby. Meanwhile, Franklin seeks advice from Michael on how to act more like a normal kid.

Directors: Damien Wayans
Writer: Don Reo
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Illegal Smile
star
7.62
139 votes

#18 - Illegal Smile

Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/18/2004

The day after an anti-wrinkle injection goes awry for Michael and he ends up with an unnatural expression, he has to fight a traffic ticket in court. The judge is angered by his frozen grin and sentences him to a night in jail, where Michael's cell mate, Big Guy, thinks Michael is coming on to him since he keeps smiling at him.

Directors: Kim Wayans
Writer: Kevin Rooney
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The Director
star
7.61
110 votes

#19 - The Director

Season 4 - Episode 25 - Aired 4/28/2004

In his excitement to tape a basketball game, Michael accidentally records over a home video of Kady's first steps, which happens to be one of Jay's most cherished family moments. When Jay decides to have a family home movie night, Michael must act quickly and enlists Franklin's help to reenact that moment of Kyle family history.

Directors: Jim Vallely
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Candy Wars
star
7.55
114 votes

#20 - Candy Wars

Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/21/2004

When Kady wants to spend some quality time with her father, she enlists Michael's help in the school candy drive. But when the father of last year's winner claims he can prevail once again, a competitive Michael loses sight of helping Kady and commits to selling an exorbitant number of chocolate bars.

Directors: Dean Lorey
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Jay Goes to School
star
7.50
123 votes

#21 - Jay Goes to School

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/8/2003

Jay decides to go to college and get her psychology degree, which Michael fully reprehends her for. He doesn't want her to put the household in second because it would jeopardize the entire family and eventually could ruin their marriage. After going to a real psychologist, Michael and Jay come to terms and she agrees to scale back her classes as he decides to let her pursue her dream. Meanwhile, Junior's friends turn his old crib into some sort of vehicle.

Directors: Damien Wayans
Writer: Kim Wayans
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Marathon
star
7.32
128 votes

#22 - Marathon

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/12/2003

When Jay works hard to get in shape and run a marathon, Michael thinks that, since he's a man, he can run the marathon as well - without any real training. Meanwhile, bible-quoting Tony asks the gorgeous Claire to dress "ugly" so he won't feel so turned on.

Directors: Eric Laneuville
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Calvin Goes to Work
star
7.29
142 votes

#23 - Calvin Goes to Work

Season 4 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/31/2004

When the overwhelmingly strong and gregarious Calvin, Vanessa's dad, begs Michael to give him a job at Kyle Trucking, Michael does so reluctantly and his worst fears are realized. Calvin's way of dealing with customers and merchandise leaves a little to be desired, and now Michael must find a way to get rid of the man without getting himself hurt in the process. Meanwhile, Claire gets Franklin to help her with her science paper.

Directors: Eric Laneuville
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Michael's Band
star
7.25
113 votes

#24 - Michael's Band

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/26/2003

When Michael's old friend and former bandmate, Johnny ""Saxophone"" Watson, comes to town for a gig, it turns out Johnny's piano player can't make it. Michael eagerly accepts an invitation to take the man's place, but refuses to admit that his musical skills have gotten rusty. Meanwhile, love is blind when it comes to Franklin realizing that his little sister, Aretha, is a much better singer than the tone-deaf Kady.

Directors: Guy Distad
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What Do You Know?
star
7.25
109 votes

#25 - What Do You Know?

Season 4 - Episode 28 - Aired 5/19/2004

The family plays a game which shows them exactly how much they know about each other.

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