The BEST episodes written by Dean Lorey
#1 - Make Over
My Wife and Kids - Season 2 - Episode 25
Jay and Michael are grocery shopping when they run into Susan Green, former cheerleader from their highschool. Susan is in great shape, which makes Jay feel ugly and inadequate like she did back in high school. Jay feels depressed and Claire talks her into getting a makeover to boost her self-esteem. Meanwhile, Junior gets himself locked in a girl's locker after a misfortunate attempt to steal her bra.
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#2 - Exit Strategy
Arrested Development - Season 3 - Episode 12
Gob goes to Iraq to perform his Christian magic act on the USO tour and ends up incarcerated. Michael learns George, Sr. sent Gob to Iraq to burn down the model home he built there, so Michael and Buster fly to Iraq to spring their brother from prison.
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#3 - Get Out
My Wife and Kids - Season 2 - Episode 14
Michael is on a mission — to get his notoriously late family dressed and ready to go to a wedding in 15 minutes, but everybody has some sort of problem that keeps them from getting fully ready. First it's Jay, who insists on having Michael's opinion on her outfit (so she can pick the exact opposite) and has a problem with his clapping. Then there's and Claire, who picked a not-so-formal dress. On top of that there's Kady, who decided to eat chocolate pudding and ruined her clothes. When they are finally ready to go, Kady has a bathroom urge, and the entire family goes back to the house. Finally, Jr. has a heart-to-heart talk with his dad about his mean jokes to him and they leave, missing a phone call from Michael's aunt saying the wedding is cancelled.
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#4 - No Rules
My Wife and Kids - Season 2 - Episode 3
The kids are chafing at Michael's household rules, so he drops them all. He also stops doing anything for them. That means they must cook their own meals and get themselves to school. It also means that Jr. may eat in his room---and live with the ants the food attracts. And it means that Claire may talk on the telephone as long as she likes, as long as she uses the pay phone Michael has installed. (TV Guide)
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#5 - Romantic Night
My Wife and Kids - Season 4 - Episode 24
Wanting to spend quiet time together, Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay at an exclusive hotel. Then, when Jr. mistakenly cancels the reservation, Michael tries to create a romantic night at home. But things take a disastrous turn when Michael hurts his head trying to shut off the water valve, Jay handcuffs them to each other – but can't find the key – and a burnt roast almost causes the house to burn down.
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#6 - Fakin' It
Arrested Development - Season 3 - Episode 10
George, Sr. hires a new attorney who asks the Bluths to participate in a mock trial to help prepare them for the real thing. The attorney gets actor Judge Reinhold to preside over the mock case. Meanwhile, Buster fakes a coma to get out of testifying, and George Michael and Maeby participate in a mock wedding to entertain hospital patients. Back at the office, Michael discovers that he may have a long-lost sister named Nellie Bluth.
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#7 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
Harley Quinn - Season 1 - Episode 1
Harley Quinn is fed up being the Joker’s sidekick and strikes out on her own – determined to become the criminal Queenpin of Gotham City.
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#8 - Insane in the Germ Brain
iZombie - Season 4 - Episode 11
Liv does Clive a solid and agrees to consume germaphobe brain during flu season. Ravi continues his role as surrogate father to Isobel. Major finally gets to the bottom of things, and Chase continues to spiral out of control. Lastly, Peyton struggles with a very important decision.
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#9 - It Gets Better
Arrested Development - Season 4 - Episode 13
At UC Irvine things get steamy when George-Michael finds himself in a love triangle with his best friend Ray and his girlfriend Becky.
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#10 - The Kyles Go to Hawaii (2)
My Wife and Kids - Season 3 - Episode 2
Michael and Janet decide to go out on a romantic dinner, leaving their kids all alone. Claire and Jr. fight over who'll have to stay in the room babysitting for Kady, but Claire lets her brother get out of the duty, after all it's not often he gets a date. Jr. has a memorable night on the beach with Leilani, a native girl. Kady and Claire decide to spend their times on the hotel's spa, while at the dinner table Jay and Michael both struggle to say no to the temptations they met – an female underwear model and a male chest/abs model. When they go back to the hotel, they find their three kids resting in peace. Kady and Claire are glowing like never before, and Jr. has the biggest smile on his face. With all three sleeping deeply, Michael and Jay decide to extend their night at the beach, celebrating their second honeymoon.
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#11 - Moving on Out
My Wife and Kids - Season 4 - Episode 14
Tired of living in the garage, Jr. looks for an apartment and enlists his buddy, John, to be a co-signer… except that John has to dress up and pose as Jr.'s grandmother for the realtor. When Jr. and Vanessa's families come to visit the couple's new apartment, Jay is shocked to find that her new grandchild might be living in a run-down building with yellow police tape around the entrance.
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#12 - A Very Problematic Valentine's Day Special
Harley Quinn - Season 3 - Episode 11
Harley goes overboard in her attempts to give Ivy the best Valentine’s Day ever. Bane’s efforts to impress an unexpected date go horribly awry. Clayface engages in some self-love.
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#13 - Michael's Sandwich
My Wife and Kids - Season 5 - Episode 22
Under a time deadline to catch his flight, Michael tries to prepare his signature, masterpiece sandwich to take with him on the plane. But various family distractions delay his getting to the airport, and his beloved sandwich is searched by suspicious security guards.
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#14 - Hand Model
My Wife and Kids - Season 4 - Episode 27
In a twist of fate, Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition. As he flaunts his newfound fame, he is careful to protect the family's new financial asset – his hands. Meanwhile Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel, so, on Jr.'s advice, he takes matters into his own hands.
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#15 - Ultrasound
My Wife and Kids - Season 4 - Episode 8
The Kyles and Vanessa's parents escort her to her first ultrasound. When asked if they wanted to know the baby's sex, Michael is the only one who stands out with a positive answer. Obsessed with knowing whether he's having a grandson or a granddaughter, he tries by all means to have the doctor tell him. He finally assumes it's a boy, and tells Jay and eventually the rest of the family. But in the end the situation reverses as they all confirm with the doctor the real sex of the future Kyle and leave Michael out in the rain. Meanwhile, Franklyn freaks out with the idea of losing Kady to ""Smilin' Willie"" and tries to learn how to be a dance master.
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#16 - A New Start
Arrested Development - Season 4 - Episode 5
Tobias searches for meaning after splitting with Lindsay, only to find that old habits die hard.
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#17 - The Kyles Go to Hawaii (1)
My Wife and Kids - Season 3 - Episode 1
The Kyles are leaving for their family vacation on Hawaii, but instead of taking only one flight straight to the island, Michael thought it would be a good idea to make a quick tour around the country, so they make stops at New York, Chicago, Denver and other cities before they get to Hawaii (two days later). When they finally get there, Michael's luggage gets lost and they're forced to take a master suite because their reservation expired. While Michael wants to make it a romantic and resting trip, Jay wants to get to know place, and drags the entire family on a historical tour – except for Michael, who chose to sleep in. The kids are sick of the tour and go back to the hotel. Jr. tries to meet women and buys a book on how to talk to women subliminally, while Michael keeps scaring away any guy who lays his eyes on Claire.
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#18 - Let's Go
'Til Death - Season 4 - Episode 33
When Whitey decides to throw a surprise party for his 93-year-old grumpy uncle, his party guests are surprised to discover that Whitey is a hoarder and his house is overflowing with junk. Meanwhile, Eddie is in a rush to get to the party but Joy, Doug and Ally all take their time getting ready to go.
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#19 - Queen B.
Arrested Development - Season 4 - Episode 10
Lucille finds that her children have started dividing up her things, and adjusts to her new home.
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#20 - Models Love Magic
The Crazy Ones - Season 1 - Episode 10
Gordon and Simon's values clash as they try to land a lucrative client; Lauren gets stuck in a $1 million bra.
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#21 - Smashed
Arrested Development - Season 4 - Episode 9
Tobias returns to his roots and reunites with his leading lady after a rough few weeks.
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#22 - Hero Stuff, Hell Yeah!
Kite Man: Hell Yeah! - Season 1 - Episode 10
With time running out, Kite Man, Golden Glider and Noonan's regulars must find a way to destroy the Anti-Life Equation once and for all.
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#23 - Candy Wars
My Wife and Kids - Season 4 - Episode 15
When Kady wants to spend some quality time with her father, she enlists Michael's help in the school candy drive. But when the father of last year's winner claims he can prevail once again, a competitive Michael loses sight of helping Kady and commits to selling an exorbitant number of chocolate bars.
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#25 - Double Crossers
Arrested Development - Season 4 - Episode 6
George Sr.'s new business hits a rough patch, and he must bribe a politician to get his scam back on track.
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#26 - Blue Bloody
iZombie - Season 4 - Episode 2
It’s a real-life game of 'Clue' for Liv after she eats the brains of a despicable dowager and must determine which one of her disgruntled servants killed her. Clive and Bozzio are struggling to maintain a healthy relationship. Meanwhile, circumstances place Major and Liv in opposition to one another.
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#27 - Green Furious
Powerless - Season 1 - Episode 8
Emily takes a stand in her first board meeting and must deliver on a big idea with the help of super heroine Green Fury. Meanwhile, Teddy tries to find a way to get Green Fury's attention. Elsewhere, Jackie brings her daughter to work but starts to get worried when she bonds with Wendy.
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#28 - Sexiest Villain Alive, Hell Yeah!
Kite Man: Hell Yeah! - Season 1 - Episode 7
As Beast Mode competes for the Sexiest Villain Award, Golden Glider tries to find a way to turn him back into Kite Man.
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#29 - Indian Takers
Arrested Development - Season 4 - Episode 3
Lindsay tries to reclaim her sense of self while traveling and getting back to her political activist roots.
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#30 - Doug and Ally Return
'Til Death - Season 4 - Episode 1
Eddie and Joy's free-spirited daughter, Ally, returns from a trek in the Ecuadorian rain forest with her new husband, Doug. When Ally and Doug decide to set up camp in a trailer in the Starks' backyard, they ultimately ruin Eddie's plans for installing a Jacuzzi. Meanwhile, Eddie and Joy attempt to overcome their dislike of Doug and accept him as a member of the family.
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#31 - Jay the Artist
My Wife and Kids - Season 3 - Episode 11
Feeling that she has no space and time of her own due to home duties, Jay decides to paint. The result is a portrait of Michael based on Michelangelo's David, which makes Michael feel a little bit ""diminished"". They start an argument over it, which ends on Michael finally agreeing on letting Jay show her work at a friend's art gallery – with a ""big"" change, that is. Meanwhile, Michael renews acquaintances with old buddy Steve, while the kids are encouraged to develop their artistic abilities aswell. Claire designs clothes, Kady plays the piano and Junior writes some bizarre poetry
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#32 - She's So European
The Crazy Ones - Season 1 - Episode 5
Sydney, Zach and Simon compete for the attention of a worldly client.
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#33 - Jury Duty
My Wife and Kids - Season 3 - Episode 19
Michael and Jay are asked to serve jury duty together. Michael's elected foreman and wants to move on the trial quickly so he can get home to watch the ""Godfather"" marathon on TV. But Jay won't vote in guilty because she thinks there has to be a debate first. Thanks to that, Michael ends up missing the marathon, and has to rent the videos to catch up with the movie. At the video store, he meets an insurance salesman whom he mistakes for a mobster, and is convinced that the mob is after him due to the case. The case ends up being dismissed before they can vote, and Jay is disappointed that Michael wouldn't back her up but has her revenge when Michael acts like a fool.
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#34 - Into the Wilde
Running Wilde - Season 1 - Episode 2
Steve’s plan to take Emmy and Puddle on a family vacation is interrupted by the arrival of Emmy’s fiancé, Andy, at the Wilde estate, who has his own plans for Steve.
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#35 - Wayne Dream Team
Powerless - Season 1 - Episode 2
With a new product idea greenlit, Emily tries to get her team inspired but can't seem to break through their obsession with Fantasy Super Hero League. Meanwhile, Van is on a mission to be included in the Wayne Dream Team photo.
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#36 - Big Man, Little Man
'Til Death - Season 4 - Episode 29
Eddie feels self-conscious when Tommy (guest star Gottfried) and Mr. White (guest star Mull) boast about their endowments, so Joy does her best to convince him that being average is just fine. Meanwhile, Doug and Ally have their first sonogram, and it appears that their unborn son doesn't take after Eddie.
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#37 - Pilot, Hell Yeah!
Kite Man: Hell Yeah! - Season 1 - Episode 1
When Lex Luthor threatens to shut down disreputable dive bar Noonan's, supervillain lovebirds Kite Man and Golden Glider scheme to save it.
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