The BEST episodes written by Kevin Rooney

#1 - Michael Sells the Business

My Wife and Kids - Season 5 - Episode 24

With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael convinces Jay that, if they sold their business, they'd be able to spend more quality time with Jr., Jr. and watch him grow up -- something they wish they could have done more of with their own kids. But the offer goes bust and Michael's nemesis, Bobby Shaw (Katt Williams), comes up with a surprising proposal. Meanwhile, Kady and Claire antagonize each other over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.

#2 - Jr. Executive

My Wife and Kids - Season 4 - Episode 3

Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. Jr., however, decides to use the fact that he's the boss' son to his advantage and convinces other employees to do his work for him. Meanwhile, Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet in a Shakespeare chat room.

#3 - Here Come Da Judge

My Wife and Kids - Season 3 - Episode 20

When Jr and Claire find a lost wallet containing $500, it's time for a session of ""family court"" to decide who gets the money. Meanwhile, Claire's boyfriend Tony induces her to become a vegetarian.

#4 - Eddie's Book

'Til Death - Season 4 - Episode 3

When Doug's father gives him and Ally a large sum of money, they struggle with the decision to keep it or give it back. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to write a book about the Hindenburg disaster.

#5 - Illegal Smile

My Wife and Kids - Season 4 - Episode 18

The day after an anti-wrinkle injection goes awry for Michael and he ends up with an unnatural expression, he has to fight a traffic ticket in court. The judge is angered by his frozen grin and sentences him to a night in jail, where Michael's cell mate, Big Guy, thinks Michael is coming on to him since he keeps smiling at him.

#6 - Pro and Concierge

The Golden Palace - Season 1 - Episode 20

Chuy's big mouth results in Roland losing his job after it's revealed he met with the owners of a rival hotel.

#7 - Ally's Pregnant

'Til Death - Season 4 - Episode 27

When Ally and Doug announce that they're going to be parents, Joy has a meltdown about becoming a grandmother, forcing Eddie to call in his mother-in-law for help.

#8 - Empty Nest (1)

My Wife and Kids - Season 4 - Episode 20

During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they've had with their kids and various friends. Some of these memorable moments include Jay's obsession with her weight and Michael's visit to a proctologist.

#9 - Empty Nest (2)

My Wife and Kids - Season 4 - Episode 21