Minder

The WORST episodes of Minder

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

This comedy drama series featured Terry McCann, a former boxer with a conviction for G.B.H., and Arthur Daley, a second-hand car dealer with an eye for a nice little earner. Alongside his many business ventures, Arthur would regularly hire Terry out as a minder or bodyguard.

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The Greatest Show in Willesden
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#1 - The Greatest Show in Willesden

Season 8 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/31/1991

Arthur and Monty Hinchcliffe book a former music hall act for the “British Volunteer” - retired ventriloquist 'Professor Pickford and Mystic Micky'. The act goes down well with the punters - but Tommy Pickford suffers from heart trouble and can't continue the act every night. Then some karaoke gear that Arthur's rented from Mrs Gabadini is stolen from his van. He sees dire consequences from admitting it's loss to Mrs Gabadini and her sons, but then Ray strikes lucky. He does a deal with dodgy wheeler-dealer club owner Barry to sell the karaoke machine, which he stole, to the Gabadinis.

Too Many Crooks
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#2 - Too Many Crooks

Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/7/1991

Gangland boss Billy Meadows comes to London from Birmingham for a meet with his estranged brother Vinnie to locate Henri, a French chef who has got his daughter pregnant. Henri is working for 'Daley Catering' who are about to cater for a police retirement party. He is kidnapped and returned to Birmingham for a shot-gun wedding, but all’s not well with Arthur. A police Superintendent at the party is admitted to hospital with possible food poisoning.

The Coach That Came in from the Cold
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#3 - The Coach That Came in from the Cold

Season 8 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/21/1991

DS Morley is ordered to sell a police bus to Arthur so that their accounts will balance. The latter starts using it for tourist purposes; taking punters through “The London The Tourist Never Sees”. The bus breaks down and the whole tour ends up at the Winchester. They become spectators at a fight between Denny Willis and Ray, which pleases them greatly and they are satisfied to have had their money’s worth. In the meantime, Arthur’s trying to join an exclusive golf club and Ray discovers that the current captain has an underhand scheme to sell the club’s land for executive apartments.

Gone with the Winchester
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#4 - Gone with the Winchester

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/11/1993

Toby ‘Jug’ Johnson is released from prison after many years and a drunken reunion begins at the Winchester between him, Arthur and Dave, who were members of the same gang in their youth, the ‘Brentford Backhanders’. Arthur begins to suspect that Dave is setting up a rival business with another gang member and they fall out. So Arthur starts a rival club and a price war erupts. Ray is eventually able to arrange a mediation and peace is restored.

The Roof of all Evil
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#5 - The Roof of all Evil

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/25/1993

Seeing the fashion for television satellite dishes, Arthur employs Logie Lawson, a self-trained electronics ‘expert’ to install ex-East German army dishes – but the instructions are all in German and they mess up their first job. They get an order to install one on the house of ‘Fingers’ Rossetti, who has a very bad reputation and a very short temper. The installation goes badly wrong and both Arthur and Logie, who has a fear of heights, are stranded on the roof.

All Quiet on the West End Front
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#6 - All Quiet on the West End Front

Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/10/1994

Arthur takes over a booth at a Business Expo, and sets up as a provider of services to busy executives – West End theatre visits, casinos, hard-to-get tickets for booked out shows etc. The initial attempt is a disaster, but another one goes fairly well with satisfied customers. This arouses the ire of another whose ideas he’s pinched. Ray is drawn into a fight with a hyperactive casino owner and also tries unsuccessfully to romance the Expo manageress. This arouses the jealousy of his current girlfriend, a jazz singer.

The Great Depression of 1994
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#7 - The Great Depression of 1994

Season 10 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/17/1994

Ray’s Uncle Brian is suffering from what appears to be deep depression and won’t talk to anyone about it. Arthur seeks advice from a successful businessman who suffers similarly but has managed to live with it. Meanwhile, he sells a car to a punter, a retired Detective Inspector, who also suffers from depression since being dismissed for corruption. The man returns to the Winchester, on which site the house he was born in once stood, locks himself in the toilet and refuses to come out.

On the Autofront
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#8 - On the Autofront

Season 10 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/24/1994

A price war has erupted and the ‘gentleman’s agreement’ between Daley Motors and the former owner of a nearby car dealership is violated after moneylender Don Gedley takes over. Arthur attempts to increase business by radio advertising, but can only afford to use amateur announcers on a local pirate radio station. Grant Gedley, a thrusting young executive determined to prove himself to his father, tries to sabotage Arthur by setting him up with police on hit-and-run charges. Anxious to keep the peace and equally anxious to keep his son out of trouble, Don proposes that Arthur pleads guilty to all charges, in return for paying his fine. But Grant won’t cooperate and violence is the result.

The Long Good Thursday
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#9 - The Long Good Thursday

Season 10 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/10/1994

Café owner Luigi is opening a mafia-themed restaurant, the ‘Cosa Noshtra’ with Arthur’s financial backing. On the evening before the grand opening, ‘Cranky Frankie’ Connor escapes from prison and holds Arthur at gunpoint in his lockup. He demands to see Rosie, his wife, whom he suspects of having an affair with Luigi. Luigi’s wife Carla also has her suspicions.

The Cruel Canal
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#10 - The Cruel Canal

Season 8 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/25/1991

When Ray's van breaks down whilst delivering two hundred video recorders to a client in Limehouse Arthur needs alternative transport - and fast, especially as he learns they were stolen property and psychotic Big Dai wants them back. His answer is to take them by barge, the ancient 'Persephone', a journey which inevitably ends in disaster and some very wet video recorders.

Minder's Christmas Cracker
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#11 - Minder's Christmas Cracker

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/26/1984

All Things Brighton Beautiful
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#12 - All Things Brighton Beautiful

Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/20/1994

Businessman Sydney Myers has himself transported in a packing case to Arthur’s lockup. He had paid a skinhead to murder him after learning that he had terminal cancer, but when the diagnosis was proved false, he has tried to keep clear of the potential murderer.

A Bird in the Hand Is Worth Two in Shepherd’s Bush
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#13 - A Bird in the Hand Is Worth Two in Shepherd’s Bush

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/17/1991

Bookmaker Stan Sorrell and Billy from Bradford have a £10,000 bet on a pigeon race from London to Bradford. Billy asks Arthur to lend him Ray for this job, so Ray goes to Bradford with Billy. Whilst there, he falls heavily for Sorrell's daughter Donna. Back in London, Ray starts thinking about moving to Bradford to be with Donna. Arthur sets up Donna in a nightclub with 'Nostalgic' to break up the budding romance.

Opportunity Knocks and Bruises
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#14 - Opportunity Knocks and Bruises

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/4/1993

Arthur sells some surplus stock to Nolan, a fairground owner, in exchange for a slot machine, but discovers that the machine is full of Irish money. He realises that Nolan was part of a major Dublin bank robbery some years previously and has thus hidden the money. With Ray's help, Arthur manages to inform DS Morley of what's been happening and an operation is set up to arrest Nolan and his cronies.

Another Case of Van Blank
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#15 - Another Case of Van Blank

Season 10 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/13/1994

To take advantage of new rules concerning duty-free alcohol, Arthur, Ray and Dave take a van to Calais, planning to stock up on cheap booze. Whilst Ray and Dave go to a hypermarket, Arthur has a meet with Henry/Henri, a former mate, and gets unwittingly drawn into breaking into a liquor warehouse.

Fatal Impression
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#16 - Fatal Impression

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/1989

An Irish fence dies owing Arthur money.

The Second Time Around
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#17 - The Second Time Around

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/26/1984

When an old author friend of Arthur's comes back to town to write a book,and sell her house.When she learns that her ex husband has sold the house without her permission, she hires Terry, and a secretary to help with ideas, and Arthur to help get the money from her husband.

Directors: Francis Megahy
Hypnotising Rita
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#18 - Hypnotising Rita

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/17/1984

Arthur meets a young girl who is being conned by a doctor hypnotist over a large sum of money coming to her, Then the doctor disappears, when the money is withheld and the girl tries to commit suicide. Terry finds out where he lives and informs the girls brother's who sort him out.

Windows
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#19 - Windows

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/7/1984

Arthur gets in on the keep fit fashion by opening an aerobics studio.Terry gets involved with two Italian families when the daughter of one family walks out on her husband, who is from the other family.

Directors: Robert Young
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The Balance of Power
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#20 - The Balance of Power

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/31/1984

When Arthur's car lot is compulsory purchased by the council, he decides to run as an independent candidate in the local bi-election for a seat on the council. Terry and a local reporter help out, but just as he is about to win, the opposition want him barred for overspending during his campaign.

Directors: Ian Toynton
It's A Sorry Lorry, Morrie
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#21 - It's A Sorry Lorry, Morrie

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/1989

Arthur buy's a lorry load of electrical goods, but when he finds out that they are stolen, and the police are watching the lorry, the only way out of the problem is to set fire to the lorry, but the police pounce before they burn the goods.

Guess Who’s Coming to Pinner
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#22 - Guess Who’s Coming to Pinner

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/3/1991

Arthur is invited to the funeral of big-time gangster Charlie Johnson and the wake afterwards. The funeral is being carefully observed by police and the palatial Johnson home in Pinner is bugged. Police identify Tommy Hambury, a major crook returned after many years abroad and conclude that something major is being planned. Ray starts romancing Joanna, a friend of the family, who is later revealed to be an undercover police officer.

The Last Temptation of Daley
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#23 - The Last Temptation of Daley

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/10/1991

Arthur’s doctor wants him to give up alcohol and tobacco if he wants to avoid an stomach ulcer, but this causes Arthur even more stress and he begins to believe that everyone's after him. The feeling is reinforced when building contractor Benny McLeish threatens him over a paint deal that goes sour. Arthur becomes so paranoid that he demands police protection.

The Last Video Show
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#24 - The Last Video Show

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/1989

Arthur opens a video shop and gets Terry to run it, but there is a mix up over a tape that has been shot by a big time gangster (Jack Last) which compromises the local police, that has been inadvertently taken back the Arthur's shop in place of the real tape, the police , the gangsters are all after it before Arthur discovers what he has.

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Not a Bad Lad, Dad
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#25 - Not a Bad Lad, Dad

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/9/1980

An old friend of Terry's has left her son at Terry's house, while she sorts her life out. Terry gets attached to the lad, but when his stepfather starts to cause trouble, Terry has to fight to save the two of them.

Directors: Ian Toynton