The WORST episodes of Minder

Every episode of Minder ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Minder!

This comedy drama series featured Terry McCann, a former boxer with a conviction for G.B.H., and Arthur Daley, a second-hand car dealer with an eye for a nice little earner. Alongside his many business ventures, Arthur would regularly hire Terry out as a minder or bodyguard.

Last Updated: 11/2/2024Network: ITV1Status: Ended
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All Things Brighton Beautiful
star
6.00
2 votes

#1 - All Things Brighton Beautiful

Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/20/1994

Businessman Sydney Myers has himself transported in a packing case to Arthur’s lockup. He had paid a skinhead to murder him after learning that he had terminal cancer, but when the diagnosis was proved false, he has tried to keep clear of the potential murderer.

The Old School Tie
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6.23
31 votes

#2 - The Old School Tie

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/13/1980

An old friend of Terry's (George Palmer) has escaped from prison comes to see him to get help in overturning his sentence. With the help of a newspaper reporter Terry tracks down the real culprits and George gets compensation and a pardon.

Directors: James Gatward
Another Case of Van Blank
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6.67
3 votes

#3 - Another Case of Van Blank

Season 10 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/13/1994

To take advantage of new rules concerning duty-free alcohol, Arthur, Ray and Dave take a van to Calais, planning to stock up on cheap booze. Whilst Ray and Dave go to a hypermarket, Arthur has a meet with Henry/Henri, a former mate, and gets unwittingly drawn into breaking into a liquor warehouse.

Fatal Impression
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6.71
7 votes

#4 - Fatal Impression

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/1989

An Irish fence dies owing Arthur money.

The Last Temptation of Daley
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6.75
4 votes

#5 - The Last Temptation of Daley

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/10/1991

Arthur’s doctor wants him to give up alcohol and tobacco if he wants to avoid an stomach ulcer, but this causes Arthur even more stress and he begins to believe that everyone's after him. The feeling is reinforced when building contractor Benny McLeish threatens him over a paint deal that goes sour. Arthur becomes so paranoid that he demands police protection.

Guess Who’s Coming to Pinner
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6.75
4 votes

#6 - Guess Who’s Coming to Pinner

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/3/1991

Arthur is invited to the funeral of big-time gangster Charlie Johnson and the wake afterwards. The funeral is being carefully observed by police and the palatial Johnson home in Pinner is bugged. Police identify Tommy Hambury, a major crook returned after many years abroad and conclude that something major is being planned. Ray starts romancing Joanna, a friend of the family, who is later revealed to be an undercover police officer.

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The Second Time Around
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6.80
5 votes

#7 - The Second Time Around

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/26/1984

When an old author friend of Arthur's comes back to town to write a book,and sell her house.When she learns that her ex husband has sold the house without her permission, she hires Terry, and a secretary to help with ideas, and Arthur to help get the money from her husband.

Directors: Francis Megahy
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A Tethered Goat
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6.83
6 votes

#8 - A Tethered Goat

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/19/1979

Terry agrees to guard a middle eastern commodity broker, but he and Arthur get more than they bargained for.

Directors: James Gatward
Writer: Murray Smith
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The Balance of Power
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6.83
6 votes

#9 - The Balance of Power

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/31/1984

When Arthur's car lot is compulsory purchased by the council, he decides to run as an independent candidate in the local bi-election for a seat on the council. Terry and a local reporter help out, but just as he is about to win, the opposition want him barred for overspending during his campaign.

Directors: Ian Toynton
Writer: David Yallop
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Dreamhouse
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7.00
4 votes

#10 - Dreamhouse

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/10/1982

Terry house sits for a rock star who has gone on tour, but it turns out that the star is broke and the bailiffs turn up to take the furniture away.

Directors: Tom Clegg
Writer: Andrew Payne
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The Bengal Tiger
star
7.00
8 votes

#11 - The Bengal Tiger

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/10/1979

Terry minds a newspaper shop, from a group of Indians bent on revenge, over the shop owner's daughter and an arranged marriage.

Directors: Peter Sasby
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Windows
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7.00
5 votes

#12 - Windows

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/7/1984

Arthur gets in on the keep fit fashion by opening an aerobics studio.Terry gets involved with two Italian families when the daughter of one family walks out on her husband, who is from the other family.

Directors: Robert Young
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A Bird in the Hand Is Worth Two in Shepherd’s Bush
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7.00
2 votes

#13 - A Bird in the Hand Is Worth Two in Shepherd’s Bush

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/17/1991

Bookmaker Stan Sorrell and Billy from Bradford have a £10,000 bet on a pigeon race from London to Bradford. Billy asks Arthur to lend him Ray for this job, so Ray goes to Bradford with Billy. Whilst there, he falls heavily for Sorrell's daughter Donna. Back in London, Ray starts thinking about moving to Bradford to be with Donna. Arthur sets up Donna in a nightclub with 'Nostalgic' to break up the budding romance.

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Opportunity Knocks and Bruises
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7.00
2 votes

#14 - Opportunity Knocks and Bruises

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/4/1993

Arthur sells some surplus stock to Nolan, a fairground owner, in exchange for a slot machine, but discovers that the machine is full of Irish money. He realises that Nolan was part of a major Dublin bank robbery some years previously and has thus hidden the money. With Ray's help, Arthur manages to inform DS Morley of what's been happening and an operation is set up to arrest Nolan and his cronies.

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Gunfight at the OK Launderette
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7.08
24 votes

#15 - Gunfight at the OK Launderette

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/29/1979

Terry is caught inside a launderette while it is being robbed. As the police gather outside, Arthur tries to make some money by selling Terry's life story to the press.

Directors: Peter Sasdy
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A Number of Old Wives' Tales
star
7.12
8 votes

#16 - A Number of Old Wives' Tales

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/19/1984

Arthur gets involved with Clive Cosgrove, who has several businesses which are all run by women but it turns out that he is married to all of them.

Directors: Francis Megahy
Writer: Tony Hoare
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Hypnotising Rita
star
7.25
4 votes

#17 - Hypnotising Rita

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/17/1984

Arthur meets a young girl who is being conned by a doctor hypnotist over a large sum of money coming to her, Then the doctor disappears, when the money is withheld and the girl tries to commit suicide. Terry finds out where he lives and informs the girls brother's who sort him out.

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What Makes Shamy Run
star
7.29
7 votes

#18 - What Makes Shamy Run

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/12/1984

Arthur is looking for Shamy,an Indian emigrant who owes him money. Shamy pays him in counterfeit money, which Arthur doesn't notice,until Dave at the Winchester draws his attention to them Later Shamy steals a master video tape and with Terry's help, flies off to India, to sell it.

Directors: Terry Green
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You Lose Some, You Win Some
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7.43
7 votes

#19 - You Lose Some, You Win Some

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/25/1980

Terry guards a group of people that Maurice the gambler has put together to win at roulette.When the casino start to protest, Terry hides them out at his flat, but this upsets his girlfriend Penny, who has taken the week off to be with him.

Directors: James Gatward
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The Smaller They Are...
star
7.45
11 votes

#20 - The Smaller They Are...

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/12/1979

Scotch Harry arrives from the airport where he has been looking for easy pickings. He has struck lucky by stealing a suitcase full of banknotes, but unknown to him they are forged. Arthur hides him, until he can come to some agreement with the rightful owner

Directors: Roy Ward Baker
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A Bouquet of Barbed Wine
star
7.50
2 votes

#21 - A Bouquet of Barbed Wine

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/12/1991

Arthur is persuaded by Herbie Collins to buy a large consignment of British wine allegedly made by the 'Blessed Brothers of Saint Bidolph' in Kent. Before Arthur can collect the wine, Collins is arrested and the warehouse chained up prior to an inventory being taken. Ray and Arthur break in and take the cases they have already paid for. Arthur holds a official launch of 'Bulldog Wines PLC' at the Winchester, but discovers that all the wine has been 'corked' and is unsaleable.

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A Fridge too Far
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7.67
3 votes

#22 - A Fridge too Far

Season 10 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/6/1994

To sell a consignment of mopeds to The Pizza Man (an unseen character), Arthur gets involved in complicated money-juggling. He has pawned his wife’s jewellery to fund the purchase, but instead uses the cash to buy a lorry-load of fridge-freezers at a knockdown price.

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The Last Video Show
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7.67
6 votes

#23 - The Last Video Show

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/1989

Arthur opens a video shop and gets Terry to run it, but there is a mix up over a tape that has been shot by a big time gangster (Jack Last) which compromises the local police, that has been inadvertently taken back the Arthur's shop in place of the real tape, the police , the gangsters are all after it before Arthur discovers what he has.

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Arthur Is Dead, Long Live Arthur
star
7.67
9 votes

#24 - Arthur Is Dead, Long Live Arthur

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/25/1985

When the tax people catch up with Arthur, he fakes his death, and starts a rumour that he was being hounded by the police, and the tax authority's When the news reaches the Winchester, they take up a collection.

Directors: Terry Green
Writer: Tony Hoare
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Bury My Half at Waltham Green
star
7.68
19 votes

#25 - Bury My Half at Waltham Green

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/5/1979

After George an ex bank robber is released from prison, Arthur gets Terry to mind him, until the whereabouts of a large amount of hidden cash is found. The only problem that Arthur forgot to tell Terry is that George is a decoy laying a false trail, while the real bank robber is released, and then he and Arthur will be free to find the money. but they all have a surprise in store

Directors: Christopher King
Writer: Paul Wheeler
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