Location, Location, Location

The WORST episodes of Location, Location, Location

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Property experts Phil Spencer and Kirsty Allsopp tour the UK as they try to find the perfect home for a different set of buyers each week.

Last Updated: 6/4/2022Network: Channel 4
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South Hertfordshire
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#1 - South Hertfordshire

Season 11 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/5/2009

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer set out on a house hunting mission for two young couples who have fallen for Hertfordshire's charms

Merseyside
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#2 - Merseyside

Season 11 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/12/2009

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer use their property know-how to help a couple and two doctors who are looking for their dream homes on opposite sides of the Mersey. Gary Wakefield and his wife Nicky have an extensive wish-list that includes three double bedrooms, a large garden and easy access to a top-rated school in the Wirral area, but they do not have a budget to match, while graduate doctors Gemma Kealty and Susannah Brown are considering spending £200,000 on a flatshare in trendy Sefton Park in Liverpool

Kent and Sussex
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#3 - Kent and Sussex

Season 11 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/19/2009

Phil and Kirstie help couples in Kent and Sussex seeking properties offering the perfect blend of a do-able daily commute to the capital, mixed with all the joys of countryside living.

Midlothian
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#4 - Midlothian

Season 11 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/26/2009

Phil and Kirstie help two sets of house hunters find their way through the complexities of Edinburgh's competitive property market.

Windsor
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#5 - Windsor

Season 11 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/2/2009

Phil and Kirstie help two sets of first-time buyers in Windsor, including Paul and his American bride Alissa, who craves a super-sized mansion on a mini budget.

Aberdeen City
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#6 - Aberdeen City

Season 11 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/9/2009

Phil and Kirstie head for Aberdeen, Europe's oil capital. And with the oil business keeping prices high across the city, the property gurus must move fast to land a bargain.

Oxfordshire
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#7 - Oxfordshire

Season 11 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/16/2009

In Oxfordshire, top guns Chris and Nikki are looking for a full-scale rural renovation to take on. Richard and Jane, with their four daughters and a high-maintenance dog, are desperate for more living space.

Derbyshire
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#8 - Derbyshire

Season 11 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/23/2009

Phil and Kirstie head for Derbyshire, where Bryone and Daniel Burton have fallen for the Peak District's stunning beauty, and fashion designer Wendy Lee and partner Simon are desperately seeking more space.

Cheltenham And Gloucestershire
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#9 - Cheltenham And Gloucestershire

Season 11 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/1/2009

Phil and Kirstie come to the rescue of two couples in Gloucestershire looking to make some momentous life changes, and who desperately need the homes to match.

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Revisit: Sheffield
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#10 - Revisit: Sheffield

Season 11 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/15/2009

A year after two troublesome searches, Phil heads back to Sheffield to see how a couple of doctors and a fire-fighter are faring.

Revisit: Yorkshire & Guildford
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#11 - Revisit: Yorkshire & Guildford

Season 12 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/22/2010

In Guildford and York Phil revisits two couples who previously were going through major lifestyle changes. For one it was a little bundle of joy, and for the other it was a great big wodge of cash.

Cambridgeshire
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#12 - Cambridgeshire

Season 13 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/16/2010

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer play the generation game in Cambridgeshire, as they try to settle one extended family into two new homes.

Luton/Bedfordshire
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#13 - Luton/Bedfordshire

Season 10 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/4/2008

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer guide artist Zena Ellis as she takes her first step onto the housing ladder in Luton with a budget of £125,000. Also seeking assistance are new parents Lysan and Bo Cheng, who want to move out of London and return to Bedfordshire for a slower-paced family life, but find £550,000 does not go far in in their desired part of the country

Sheffield
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#14 - Sheffield

Season 10 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/12/2008

Kirstie and Phil are racing to find the perfect house for a fire-fighter in distress, and a mega-bucks property for a pair of home-sick doctors

Jakkie and Scott/Nicola and Chris, Hastings
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#15 - Jakkie and Scott/Nicola and Chris, Hastings

Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/18/2008

Kirstie and Phil are in Hastings to search for the perfect home for two different couples, but at times the search is in danger of becoming the second Battle of Hastings.

Guildford
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#16 - Guildford

Season 10 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/25/2008

Kirstie and Phil are in Surrey where high fliers Ben and Sophie need a family home on a budget of £480,000, while fussy lovebirds Glen and Rachel are on a tight £250,000.

Tyne Valley
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#17 - Tyne Valley

Season 10 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/2/2008

Kirstie and Phil try to find perfect homes for two couples in the Tyne Valley, near Newcastle. Phil Spencer heads to Tyne Valley, near Newcastle, to help Kerry Ellis and Michael Byrne, who have a budget of £150,000 to spend on their first home, but are finding house-hunting difficult as Kerry works in Manchester. Also in the area, Kirstie Allsopp searches for a rural home with a garden suitable for David and Kate Whitehead, who are expecting their second child

Chelmsford
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#18 - Chelmsford

Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/9/2008

Kirstie and Phil help an internet entrepreneur Steve Clark and his wife Dee who have a cool £1,000,000 budget and a huge wish list; and a pair of first-time buyers in Chelmsford with just £175,000.

Home Counties
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#19 - Home Counties

Season 10 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/16/2008

Phil and Kirstie help two sets of desperate house hunters in Bedfordshire

North Yorkshire
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#20 - North Yorkshire

Season 10 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/23/2008

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp are challenged to find two very different properties in beautiful North Yorkshire for an unconventional couple.

North West London
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#21 - North West London

Season 10 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/30/2008

Even in the midst of the credit crunch, there are still some people who are buying, here Kirstie and Phil search on behalf of two couples in north west London.

Exeter
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#22 - Exeter

Season 10 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/6/2008

The presenters search for properties near Exeter. Kirstie Allsopp helps a couple spend their £600,000 budget on a rural home with plenty of space and an annexe for wife Nancy's mother. Meanwhile, Phil Spencer meets a man who has always lived within the same one-square-mile radius and is struggling to reach an amicable agreement with his wife on a suitable house

Colin and Anthony, Manchester
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#23 - Colin and Anthony, Manchester

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/21/2001

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer scour the property market in Manchester to help Colin Gallimore and Anthony Greely find a warehouse-style apartment in the Canal Street area of the city known as the Village. The pair have very high standards, but need to find something fast as they are currently sleeping on friends' floors.

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Nicky and Brian, Bristol
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#24 - Nicky and Brian, Bristol

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/7/2001

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help Bristol couple Paul Marshall and Nicky Thomson, who are seeking to escape their student-style flat for a home of their own. They would like a two-bedroom terraced house with enough space to entertain friends - but with a budget of £100,000, it will be a struggle.

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Garry and Debbie, Bedfordshire
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#25 - Garry and Debbie, Bedfordshire

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/21/2001

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a couple and their four children from Wokingham search for a larger home in Bedfordshire, with a maximum budget of £250,000. Gary and Debbie Nicholls settled on moving to this county after deciding Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and Northamptonshire were out of their price range.

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