The WORST episodes of Location, Location, Location

Every episode of Location, Location, Location ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Location, Location, Location!

Property experts Phil Spencer and Kirsty Allsopp tour the UK as they try to find the perfect home for a different set of buyers each week.

Last Updated: 4/8/2024Network: Channel 4Status: Continuing
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Amanda and Elliott, Circencester
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#1 - Amanda and Elliott, Circencester

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/9/2003

Property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Elliot and Amanda who are selling their first home and looking for something bigger near Swindon.

Yusuf Karimjee, West London
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#2 - Yusuf Karimjee, West London

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/27/2000

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help first-time buyer Yusuf Karimjee, who has talked about getting his own west London flat but never got round to it. What will his generous budget buy?

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Bath
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#3 - Bath

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/19/2001

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp help a Kiwi family who have recently relocated to Bath from New Zealand.

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Cherry & Mark, Ipswich
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#4 - Cherry & Mark, Ipswich

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/17/2001

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer travel to Ipswich in Suffolk to search for a rural idyll for Mark and his partner Cherry, who are expecting their first baby in five weeks.

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Donald and Kenneth, Aberdeen
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#5 - Donald and Kenneth, Aberdeen

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/13/2002

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp search for the perfect home for Donald Baillie, an oil executive moving from London to Aberdeen.

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Natasha and Darren, London
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#6 - Natasha and Darren, London

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/9/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet first-time buyer Natasha Worrell, who has seen over 100 properties and is desperate to buy in south London before prices become too high for her.

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Georgina and Graeme, Sheffield
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#7 - Georgina and Graeme, Sheffield

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/20/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Georgie Allen and Graeme Laslett, who live in the centre of Sheffield and want to move to somewhere bigger and quieter within easy reach of the city.

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Hannah and Mark, Plymouth
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#8 - Hannah and Mark, Plymouth

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/31/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a young family relocate to the coastal city of Plymouth. Their dream property needs to have space, stacks of original features and the right vibe.

Sara, London
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#9 - Sara, London

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/13/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in north-west London helping a single career woman spend half a million pounds on a two-bedroom flat. But it must meet her feng shui needs.

Ailsa and Bryn, Somerset
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#10 - Ailsa and Bryn, Somerset

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/20/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer liberate two solicitors from a commuting nightmare and find them a home in north-east Somerset.

Niamh and Phil, Brighton
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#11 - Niamh and Phil, Brighton

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/27/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in sunny Brighton with a funky young family who want to move out of the city to a healthier life and a bigger home by the sea.

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Neil and Phil, Surrey
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#12 - Neil and Phil, Surrey

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/4/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in the southern counties of England trying to find a rural retreat for two London professionals.

Fiona and Alex, North Wales
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#13 - Fiona and Alex, North Wales

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/11/2002

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp look for a dream home for a young family on the borders of England and Wales.

Jo and Simon, Thames Valley
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#14 - Jo and Simon, Thames Valley

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Simon and Jo Miles, who have sold their house in London and have £500,000 to spend on a new home in the Thames Valley.

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Jo, Southampton
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#15 - Jo, Southampton

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Jo Johnson, who wants to move on to her second home in Southampton. She lives in a flat in a busy part of town but needs more space, peace and quiet.

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Laura and Georgina, London
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#16 - Laura and Georgina, London

Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/2/2003

Kirstie and Phil help first-time buyers Georgina and Laura, who have teamed up to buy a flat in south east London.

Fiona and James, Surrey
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#17 - Fiona and James, Surrey

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/13/2000

Phil and Kirstie are in Surrey attempting to find a London couple a rural idyll.

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Natalie and Rob, Durham
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#18 - Natalie and Rob, Durham

Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/16/2003

Property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet first-time buyers Rob and Natalie who are aiming to buy a property in Durham.

Heather and Jim, Glasgow
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#19 - Heather and Jim, Glasgow

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/23/2003

Professional property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Glasgow on a mission to secure the best possible property for the most competitive price.

Michelle and Anthony, Doncaster
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#20 - Michelle and Anthony, Doncaster

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/30/2003

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Doncaster to help another couple find just the right home.

Southbank West London
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#21 - Southbank West London

Season 16 - Episode 16 - Aired 9/16/2010

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of first-time buyers search in two of London's most expensive locations, with Claire on the South Bank, and Geri and Arran in Crouch End.

Bucks & Aberdeen
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#22 - Bucks & Aberdeen

Season 16 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/26/2010

Kirstie and Phil head back to the shires to catch up with Andrew and Emma in Buckinghamshire, and Karen and Russell in Aberdeenshire.

Revisit: Sheffield/Windsor
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#23 - Revisit: Sheffield/Windsor

Season 18 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/2012

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit past house-hunters, beginning with globe-trotting Matt Rushworth, who was looking forward to settling down near his family in Windsor, Berkshire. They then catch up with Sheffield couple Justin and Deborah, who were seeking a bigger home, but had very different opinions on how to tackle the property to make room for their sports gear

Revisit: Southbank/Cheltenham
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#24 - Revisit: Southbank/Cheltenham

Season 18 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/9/2012

Kirstie and Phil revisit Isobel Phillips and Chris Martin in the Cotswolds and, on London's Southbank, 18-year-old student Claire Winshipp was looking to spend £1.7 million on a riverside apartment

Revisit: Kent/Edinburgh
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#25 - Revisit: Kent/Edinburgh

Season 18 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/16/2012

Kirstie and Phil revisit two sets of first-time buyers. Newly engaged couple Isobel Phillips and Chris Martin were desperate to find their dream family home in the Cotswolds before tying the knot. While on London's Southbank, 18-year-old student Claire Winshipp was looking to spend a £1.7 million budget on a riverside apartment. Claire is in a wheelchair, and wanted to buy herself some independence and a home in a lively area.