The WORST episodes of Location, Location, Location

Every episode of Location, Location, Location ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Location, Location, Location!

No floorboard is left unturned as dynamic property experts Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help house-hunters find the perfect home in the perfect location.

Last Updated: 7/31/2025Network: Channel 4Status: Continuing
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#1 - Jo & Simon, Thames Valley

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Simon and Jo Miles, who have sold their house in London and have £500,000 to spend on a new home in the Thames Valley.

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#2 - Revisit: Southbank/Cheltenham

Season 18 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/9/2012

Kirstie and Phil revisit Isobel Phillips and Chris Martin in the Cotswolds and, on London's Southbank, 18-year-old student Claire Winshipp was looking to spend £1.7 million on a riverside apartment

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#3 - Revisit: Sheffield/Windsor

Season 18 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/2012

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit past house-hunters, beginning with globe-trotting Matt Rushworth, who was looking forward to settling down near his family in Windsor, Berkshire. They then catch up with Sheffield couple Justin and Deborah, who were seeking a bigger home, but had very different opinions on how to tackle the property to make room for their sports gear

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#4 - Bucks & Aberdeen

Season 16 - Episode 16 - Aired 9/26/2010

Kirstie and Phil head back to the shires to catch up with Andrew and Emma in Buckinghamshire, and Karen and Russell in Aberdeenshire.

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#5 - Southbank West London

Season 16 - Episode 15 - Aired 9/16/2010

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of first-time buyers search in two of London's most expensive locations, with Claire on the South Bank, and Geri and Arran in Crouch End.

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#6 - Michelle & Anthony, Doncaster

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/30/2003

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Doncaster to help another couple find just the right home.

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#7 - Heather & Jim, Glasgow

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/23/2003

Professional property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Glasgow on a mission to secure the best possible property for the most competitive price.

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#8 - Natalie & Rob, Durham

Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/16/2003

Property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet first-time buyers Rob and Natalie who are aiming to buy a property in Durham.

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#9 - Amanda & Elliott, Cirencester

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/9/2003

Property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Elliot and Amanda who are selling their first home and looking for something bigger near Swindon.

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#10 - Laura & Georgina, London

Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/2/2003

Kirstie and Phil help first-time buyers Georgina and Laura, who have teamed up to buy a flat in south east London.

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#11 - Jo, Southampton

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Jo Johnson, who wants to move on to her second home in Southampton. She lives in a flat in a busy part of town but needs more space, peace and quiet.

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#12 - Revisit: Kent/Edinburgh

Season 18 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/16/2012

Kirstie and Phil revisit two sets of first-time buyers. Newly engaged couple Isobel Phillips and Chris Martin were desperate to find their dream family home in the Cotswolds before tying the knot. While on London's Southbank, 18-year-old student Claire Winshipp was looking to spend a £1.7 million budget on a riverside apartment. Claire is in a wheelchair, and wanted to buy herself some independence and a home in a lively area.

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#13 - Fiona & Alex, North Wales

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/11/2002

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp look for a dream home for a young family on the borders of England and Wales.

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#14 - Neil & Phil, Surrey

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/4/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in the southern counties of England trying to find a rural retreat for two London professionals.

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#15 - Niamh and Phil, Brighton

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/27/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in sunny Brighton with a funky young family who want to move out of the city to a healthier life and a bigger home by the sea.

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#16 - Ailsa & Bryn, Somerset

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/20/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer liberate two solicitors from a commuting nightmare and find them a home in north-east Somerset.

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#17 - Sara, London

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/13/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in north-west London helping a single career woman spend half a million pounds on a two-bedroom flat. But it must meet her feng shui needs.

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#18 - Hannah & Mark, Plymouth

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/31/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help a young family relocate to the coastal city of Plymouth. Their dream property needs to have space, stacks of original features and the right vibe.

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#19 - Georgina and Graeme, Sheffield

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/20/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet Georgie Allen and Graeme Laslett, who live in the centre of Sheffield and want to move to somewhere bigger and quieter within easy reach of the city.

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#20 - Natasha & Darren, London

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/9/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet first-time buyer Natasha Worrell, who has seen over 100 properties and is desperate to buy in south London before prices become too high for her.

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#21 - Donald and Kenneth, Aberdeen

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/13/2002

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp search for the perfect home for Donald Baillie, an oil executive moving from London to Aberdeen.

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#22 - Cherry & Mark, Ipswich

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/17/2001

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer travel to Ipswich in Suffolk to search for a rural idyll for Mark and his partner Cherry, who are expecting their first baby in five weeks.

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#23 - Ann-Marie & Robert, Liverpool

Season 8 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/11/2003

Phil and Kirstie are in Liverpool to help young couple, Robert and Anne-Marie who have been trying to buy a property for two years.

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#24 - Cheyvonne & Olivier, Exmouth

Season 10 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/4/2005

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#25 - Helen & Paul, Worcester

Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/24/2004