The WORST episodes of Location, Location, Location

Every episode of Location, Location, Location ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Location, Location, Location!

No floorboard is left unturned as dynamic property experts Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help house-hunters find the perfect home in the perfect location.

Last Updated: 10/8/2025Network: Channel 4Status: Continuing
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#1 - Episode 7

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/4/2001

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer have the tables turned as they take on the challenge of selling a property rather than buying one - and they only have three weekends to do it in!

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#2 - Lucy & Jonathan, Cardiff

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/13/2004

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#3 - Tara & Alistair, Edinburgh

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/6/2004

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#4 - Nalini, Cambridge

Season 8 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/18/2003

Kirstie and Phil are after the best deal for Nalini, who wants a secure home with a garden close to Cambridge's city centre.

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#5 - Ann-Marie & Robert, Liverpool

Season 8 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/11/2003

Phil and Kirstie are in Liverpool to help young couple, Robert and Anne-Marie who have been trying to buy a property for two years.

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#6 - Alison & Martin, Cornwall

Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/4/2003

Property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in north Cornwall to try and find the perfect home for another couple.

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#7 - Jo & James, Derby

Season 8 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/28/2003

Professional property hunters Phil and Kirstie are in Derby to meet James and Jo whose property hunting in Derby has turned into a saga of gazumpings and missed opportunities. Can Kirstie and Phil help?

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#8 - Lindsay & Nick, Dover

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/21/2003

Professional property hunters Phil and Kirstie are in Dover to help guide Nick and Lindsay through the murky world of agencies and viewings in a bid to find their perfect home.

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#9 - Anita & Paul, Berkshire

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/14/2003

Property hunters Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer travel to Berkshire to meet Paul and Anita who want to sell their terraced house in Slough and trade up to something bigger and better.

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#10 - Ann Marie & Mark, Chichester

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/7/2003

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in in Chichester to meet a couple who are selling their idyllic house just outside of the town because it's no longer suitable for them.

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#11 - Lucy and Graeme, Stourbridge

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/2/2002

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help house hunters in Stourbridge.

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#12 - Fiona & Olaus, Somerset

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/20/2004

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#13 - Kent

Season 16 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/24/2010

Kirstie and Phil are in Kent with Sophie and Niall, who hope to buy their first place, and Caroline and Ian, who want to find a family home in Broadstairs.

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#14 - Harrogate and Ilkley

Season 20 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/10/2013

Kirstie and Phil take on Yorkshire as they scour the beautiful spa towns of Harrogate and Ilkley, and the northern neighbourhoods of Leeds. Twenty-seven-year-old Mike Richie and his girlfriend Katy Roberts have recently returned home after 10 months globetrotting and want to put down roots in Leeds. Meanwhile, Ann-Marie McCullough and partner Lee Connolly want to leaves Leeds and are looking for a period home with three bedrooms in some of Yorkshire's most sought after spots.

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#15 - London and Deptford

Season 20 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/3/2013

In London it's double trouble for Kirstie as she helps 6ft 7 twins Matt and Chris Wickham, who are clubbing together to buy their first home. Their £350,000 is a healthy first-time buyer budget, but Kirstie faces a challenge as their favourite areas are central spots north of the river like Pimlico and Victoria. Phil helps Sam Taylor and his fiancée Krystle Maher, who are desperate to move out of their small rented flat in Deptford and into a home of their own before they get married.

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#16 - Revisit: NW England/Herefordshire

Season 18 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/23/2012

Kirstie and Phil revisit two sets of very particular buyers looking for family homes at opposite ends of the country. Ian and his family were on the hunt for the perfect seaside home in the pricey coastal town of Broadstairs in Kent. Meanwhile, soon-to-be-married couple Tara Magee and Alastair Murray were desperate to buy their first home together in Edinburgh, with a healthy budget of £600k. But with long wish lists and the tricky Scottish market to contend with, Phil and Kirstie had a fight on their hands.

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#17 - Revisit: Kent/Edinburgh

Season 18 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/16/2012

Kirstie and Phil revisit two sets of first-time buyers. Newly engaged couple Isobel Phillips and Chris Martin were desperate to find their dream family home in the Cotswolds before tying the knot. While on London's Southbank, 18-year-old student Claire Winshipp was looking to spend a £1.7 million budget on a riverside apartment. Claire is in a wheelchair, and wanted to buy herself some independence and a home in a lively area.

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#18 - Revisit: Southbank/Cheltenham

Season 18 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/9/2012

Kirstie and Phil revisit Isobel Phillips and Chris Martin in the Cotswolds and, on London's Southbank, 18-year-old student Claire Winshipp was looking to spend £1.7 million on a riverside apartment

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#19 - Revisit: Sheffield/Windsor

Season 18 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/2012

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit past house-hunters, beginning with globe-trotting Matt Rushworth, who was looking forward to settling down near his family in Windsor, Berkshire. They then catch up with Sheffield couple Justin and Deborah, who were seeking a bigger home, but had very different opinions on how to tackle the property to make room for their sports gear

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#20 - Bucks & Aberdeen

Season 16 - Episode 16 - Aired 9/26/2010

Kirstie and Phil head back to the shires to catch up with Andrew and Emma in Buckinghamshire, and Karen and Russell in Aberdeenshire.

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#21 - Southbank West London

Season 16 - Episode 15 - Aired 9/16/2010

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two sets of first-time buyers search in two of London's most expensive locations, with Claire on the South Bank, and Geri and Arran in Crouch End.

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#22 - Michelle & Anthony, Doncaster

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/30/2003

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Doncaster to help another couple find just the right home.

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#23 - Karleen & Sheralyn, Essex

Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/8/2005

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#24 - South East London

Season 24 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/12/2015

Phil and Kirstie head for the capital, including the Isle of Dogs, to property search with Lia and Andrew, and Lucy and Dan

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#25 - West Midlands and Shropshire

Season 24 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/29/2015

Hannah and John in Shrewsbury, and Me'sha and Darren in Wolverhampton