The WORST episodes of Lexx

Every episode of Lexx ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Lexx!

I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G. Millennia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity to victory in the war against the insect civilization. The Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the divine order in the league of the 20,000 planets. Someday that will happen, but not today. Because today is my day of death. The day our story begins. A cowardly security guard, an undead assassin, a female with a body designed for sex and a robot head madly in love with her all make up the crew of the spaceship Lexx, the most powerful weapon in the two universes.

Last Updated: 12/30/2022Network:Syfy
Share:
A Midsummer's Nightmare
star
5.48
115 votes

#1 - A Midsummer's Nightmare

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/25/2002

Kai and Stanley seek out the "Feast of Mograth", hoping to resurrect Xev. There they meet Oberon, king of the faeries, who grants their request... But in return demands their eternal servitude unless they can escape his forest before sunrise.

Directors: Carl Harvey
Watch Now:Amazon
Garden
star
6.52
119 votes

#2 - Garden

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/2/2000

Stanley starts to consider settling on Water, doubting that the dark universe holds anything better. When they go down to the planet looking for food, he finds the town Garden to be a promising candidate for permanent residence.

Directors: Bruce McDonald
Watch Now:Amazon
Nook
star
6.68
120 votes

#3 - Nook

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/19/1999

Xev starts quite a commotion when the Lexx lands on a planet inhabited only an order of monks, none of whom have ever seen a woman before...

Directors: Bill Fleming
Writer: Paul Donovan
Watch Now:Amazon
K-Town
star
6.85
114 votes

#4 - K-Town

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/12/2000

Xev and Stan find their way into the towering city they landed on, but discover the inhabitants aren't exactly the friendliest or sanest around...

Directors: Robert Sigl
Watch Now:Amazon
Walpurgis Night
star
6.88
143 votes

#5 - Walpurgis Night

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/24/2001

Going to Transylvania to check up on Kai's lead, they are all invited to dine at Lord Dracul's table for the Walpurgis Night feast.

Directors: Colin Bucksey
Watch Now:Amazon
Girltown
star
6.88
117 votes

#6 - Girltown

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/16/2000

Xev's tracks lead to Girltown, and Kai goes in to look for her, while Stan waits outside - where he manages to get himself captured. There he meets Queen, who quite literally wants his body...

Directors: Chris Bould
Writer: Lex Gigeroff
Watch Now:Amazon
Patches in the Sky
star
6.88
152 votes

#7 - Patches in the Sky

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/12/1999

Stanley is trapped inside a nightmare after entering a dream-enhancing machine. Meanwhile it's proprietor discovers that the destruction caused by Mantrid's drones has reached a galactic level.

Directors: David McLeod
Watch Now:Amazon
May
star
6.97
150 votes

#8 - May

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/13/2000

Stanley is rescued from beheading in the nick of time, when Prince learns that Stan is the key to his victory over Water. Meanwhile, Kai crashes down on Water and encounters May - the sole survivor of her city who have been slaughtered by forces from Fire.

Directors: Chris Bould
Writer: Paul Donovan
Watch Now:Amazon
Eating Pattern
star
6.98
301 votes

#9 - Eating Pattern

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/4/1997

The Lexx is forced to land on a planet to eat and replenish its energy supply. While they wait, Stanley and Zev go outside to bury Kai, who seems to have run out of the protoblood that kept him functioning. On their way back, Zev insists on investigating a structure. Too late they discover that it is filled with insane people obsessed with getting "clean bodies" to make "pattern."

Directors: Rainer Matsutani
Watch Now:Amazon
Stan Down
star
6.99
170 votes

#10 - Stan Down

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/3/2001

After being encouraged to stand up to Prince by the First Lady, the President makes a deal with Stan, and frees him from the ATF compound so he can kill Prince with the Lexx. However, it doesn't take long for Prince to figure out what they're up to...

Directors: Colin Bucksey
Watch Now:Amazon
P4X
star
7.00
175 votes

#11 - P4X

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/27/2001

Xev is forced to adapt to life in prison, and Prince decides it's time for Stan to give him the key to the Lexx. Meanwhile, a new threat arrives from space - an army of carrot-like mechanical drones that start to devour anybody they come across.

Directors: Chris Bould
Haley's Comet
star
7.04
111 votes

#12 - Haley's Comet

Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/22/2002

The Lexx crew encounter a space capsule filled with a bunch of politically motivated twenty-year-olds (Haley, Amber, Ryan, Josh). They claim that they have gone up in space with the intention of transmitting a message to make a political statement about the dying earth, and globalization. With financing from Haley's trust fund, they were able to pay the Russians to help them get up in space.

Directors: Stephen Manuel
Writer: Paul Donovan
Watch Now:Amazon
Gondola
star
7.04
146 votes

#13 - Gondola

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/5/2000

With their moth damaged in the battle with Duke's forces, Stanley, Kai and Xev are stranded together with the living Kai and Bunny on the deserts of Fire. They find an abandoned balloon, but it does not have enough fuel to carry them all to the nearest town until Kai volunteers to go the rest of the journey on foot. But then they come across Duke and Fifi...

Directors: Bill Fleming
Writer: Paul Donovan
Watch Now:Amazon
Woz
star
7.05
120 votes

#14 - Woz

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/19/1999

When 790 reluctantly reveals that Xev has a built-in expiry date that's soon up, the Lexx heads to the planet Woz where the only remaining love-slave transformation device is.

Directors: David McLeod
Watch Now:Amazon
Vlad
star
7.05
113 votes

#15 - Vlad

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/7/2001

They're back on the Lexx, but Stanley is under the witches' spell, who want Kai's protoblood for their master.

Watch Now:Amazon
Lafftrak
star
7.06
133 votes

#16 - Lafftrak

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/8/1999

Xev demand they investigate an abandoned world, still transmitting TV signals. The computer host offers them parts in different TV shows, though they had better get good ratings or they'll end up canceled...

Directors: Paul Donovan
Writer: Lex Gigeroff
Watch Now:Amazon
Little Blue Planet
star
7.08
146 votes

#17 - Little Blue Planet

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/13/2001

In the near future, an alien spaceship is discovered orbiting the moon. At the urging of his top advisor, Prince, the president of the USA makes contact in secret with the aliens' leader: A strange man who introduces himself as "Stanley H. Tweedle". Unfortunately, the contact does not go well, but Prince is prepared, suggesting they send an insane killer up to the ship in a space shuttle...

Directors: Paul Donovan
Writer: Paul Donovan
Watch Now:Amazon
The Beach
star
7.11
148 votes

#18 - The Beach

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/23/2000

Stan and Kai crash down on Water. Kai starts to sink towards the centre of the planet, while Stan drowns. The security guard is awakened on a beach by Prince, who tells him he now has to account for his life - prove that he deserves to spend the rest of eternity on Water, rather than Fire.

Directors: Paul Donovan
Writer: Paul Donovan
Watch Now:Amazon
The Key
star
7.12
116 votes

#19 - The Key

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/26/2000

Back on the Lexx, Stanley deices blowing up Fire and having the ship eat the debris would be the easiest way to it up an running again, and orders it to fire the next time it is pointed towards the planet. Xev demands Stanley let her take a turn as captain, and starts looking for ways to transfer the key from him to her.

Directors: Chris Bould
Writer: Paul Donovan
Watch Now:Amazon
Fire and Water
star
7.12
156 votes

#20 - Fire and Water

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/6/2000

Out of fuel, the crew of the Lexx has no other choice than to enter stasis while the Lexx drifts through space - looking for something to eat. 4000 years later, Stan and Xev find themselves awakened by the mysterious and cruel Prince, the first inhabitant of the two planets the Lexx has settled into orbit around to make it up to the ship.

Directors: Chris Bould
Watch Now:Amazon
Xevivor
star
7.13
171 votes

#21 - Xevivor

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/10/2001

Prince and 790 lure Stan and Xev back to Earth using the reality show Xevivor, where 10 males compete for a night with Xev, as bait.

Watch Now:Amazon
Fluff Daddy
star
7.17
113 votes

#22 - Fluff Daddy

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/14/2001

Stanly discovers that a woman bearing an uncanny resemblance to Lyekka is working in the porn industry, and decides to seek her out at the latest shoot. Xev starts acting strangely and having blackouts.

Directors: Chris Bould
Watch Now:Amazon
Heaven & Hell
star
7.20
117 votes

#23 - Heaven & Hell

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/30/2000

Xev and Kai go to Fire to confront Prince about Stanley's life essence. When he refuses to give it up, Kai jumps down into a well to the planet's core hoping to retrieve it. He winds up on the beach, with Prince taunting him that he's now trapped there for eternity, unable to help either Stanley or Xev.

Directors: Paul Donovan
Writer: Paul Donovan
Watch Now:Amazon
Tunnels
star
7.21
178 votes

#24 - Tunnels

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/19/2000

Kai, still disabled, is taken away to bureaucrat hell for an adjudication. Meanwhile, Stanley and Xev follow Prince underground, hoping that he will lead them though the maze of tunnels to where Kai is.

Directors: Bruce McDonald
Watch Now:Amazon
White Trash
star
7.21
153 votes

#25 - White Trash

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/29/1999

Stanley discovers much to his dismay that they aren't alone on the Lexx. A family of hillbilly farmers has been living there in hiding, and decides to seize control of the ship and return to their home planet.

Directors: Chris Bould
Watch Now:Amazon

Want to see the rest of the rankings?

Episode Ninja is a small business run by one person.
Pro memberships help fund servers and new feature development!