The WORST episodes of Lexx
Every episode of Lexx ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Lexx!
I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G. Millennia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity to victory in the war against the insect civilization. The Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the divine order in the league of the 20,000 planets. Someday that will happen, but not today. Because today is my day of death. The day our story begins. A cowardly security guard, an undead assassin, a female with a body designed for sex and a robot head madly in love with her all make up the crew of the spaceship Lexx, the most powerful weapon in the two universes.
#1 - A Midsummer's Nightmare
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/25/2002
Kai and Stanley seek out the "Feast of Mograth", hoping to resurrect Xev. There they meet Oberon, king of the faeries, who grants their request... But in return demands their eternal servitude unless they can escape his forest before sunrise.
#2 - Garden
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/2/2000
Stanley starts to consider settling on Water, doubting that the dark universe holds anything better. When they go down to the planet looking for food, he finds the town Garden to be a promising candidate for permanent residence.
#3 - Nook
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/19/1999
Xev starts quite a commotion when the Lexx lands on a planet inhabited only an order of monks, none of whom have ever seen a woman before...
#4 - Walpurgis Night
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/24/2001
Going to Transylvania to check up on Kai's lead, they are all invited to dine at Lord Dracul's table for the Walpurgis Night feast.
#5 - Girltown
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/16/2000
Xev's tracks lead to Girltown, and Kai goes in to look for her, while Stan waits outside - where he manages to get himself captured. There he meets Queen, who quite literally wants his body...
#6 - K-Town
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/12/2000
Xev and Stan find their way into the towering city they landed on, but discover the inhabitants aren't exactly the friendliest or sanest around...
#7 - Patches in the Sky
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/12/1999
Stanley is trapped inside a nightmare after entering a dream-enhancing machine. Meanwhile it's proprietor discovers that the destruction caused by Mantrid's drones has reached a galactic level.
#8 - May
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/13/2000
Stanley is rescued from beheading in the nick of time, when Prince learns that Stan is the key to his victory over Water. Meanwhile, Kai crashes down on Water and encounters May - the sole survivor of her city who have been slaughtered by forces from Fire.
#9 - Stan Down
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/3/2001
After being encouraged to stand up to Prince by the First Lady, the President makes a deal with Stan, and frees him from the ATF compound so he can kill Prince with the Lexx. However, it doesn't take long for Prince to figure out what they're up to...
#10 - P4X
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/27/2001
Xev is forced to adapt to life in prison, and Prince decides it's time for Stan to give him the key to the Lexx. Meanwhile, a new threat arrives from space - an army of carrot-like mechanical drones that start to devour anybody they come across.
#11 - Vlad
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/7/2001
They're back on the Lexx, but Stanley is under the witches' spell, who want Kai's protoblood for their master.
#12 - Haley's Comet
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/22/2002
The Lexx crew encounter a space capsule filled with a bunch of politically motivated twenty-year-olds (Haley, Amber, Ryan, Josh). They claim that they have gone up in space with the intention of transmitting a message to make a political statement about the dying earth, and globalization. With financing from Haley's trust fund, they were able to pay the Russians to help them get up in space.
#13 - Lafftrak
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/8/1999
Xev demand they investigate an abandoned world, still transmitting TV signals. The computer host offers them parts in different TV shows, though they had better get good ratings or they'll end up canceled...
#14 - Gondola
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/5/2000
With their moth damaged in the battle with Duke's forces, Stanley, Kai and Xev are stranded together with the living Kai and Bunny on the deserts of Fire. They find an abandoned balloon, but it does not have enough fuel to carry them all to the nearest town until Kai volunteers to go the rest of the journey on foot. But then they come across Duke and Fifi...
#15 - Woz
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/19/1999
When 790 reluctantly reveals that Xev has a built-in expiry date that's soon up, the Lexx heads to the planet Woz where the only remaining love-slave transformation device is.
#16 - Little Blue Planet
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/13/2001
In the near future, an alien spaceship is discovered orbiting the moon. At the urging of his top advisor, Prince, the president of the USA makes contact in secret with the aliens' leader: A strange man who introduces himself as "Stanley H. Tweedle". Unfortunately, the contact does not go well, but Prince is prepared, suggesting they send an insane killer up to the ship in a space shuttle...
#17 - The Beach
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/23/2000
Stan and Kai crash down on Water. Kai starts to sink towards the centre of the planet, while Stan drowns. The security guard is awakened on a beach by Prince, who tells him he now has to account for his life - prove that he deserves to spend the rest of eternity on Water, rather than Fire.
#18 - Eating Pattern
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/4/1997
The Lexx is forced to land on a planet to eat and replenish its energy supply. While they wait, Stanley and Zev go outside to bury Kai, who seems to have run out of the protoblood that kept him functioning. On their way back, Zev insists on investigating a structure. Too late they discover that it is filled with insane people obsessed with getting "clean bodies" to make "pattern."
#19 - Fire and Water
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/6/2000
Out of fuel, the crew of the Lexx has no other choice than to enter stasis while the Lexx drifts through space - looking for something to eat. 4000 years later, Stan and Xev find themselves awakened by the mysterious and cruel Prince, the first inhabitant of the two planets the Lexx has settled into orbit around to make it up to the ship.
#20 - The Key
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/26/2000
Back on the Lexx, Stanley deices blowing up Fire and having the ship eat the debris would be the easiest way to it up an running again, and orders it to fire the next time it is pointed towards the planet. Xev demands Stanley let her take a turn as captain, and starts looking for ways to transfer the key from him to her.
#21 - Xevivor
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/10/2001
Prince and 790 lure Stan and Xev back to Earth using the reality show Xevivor, where 10 males compete for a night with Xev, as bait.
#22 - Heaven & Hell
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/30/2000
Xev and Kai go to Fire to confront Prince about Stanley's life essence. When he refuses to give it up, Kai jumps down into a well to the planet's core hoping to retrieve it. He winds up on the beach, with Prince taunting him that he's now trapped there for eternity, unable to help either Stanley or Xev.
#23 - Fluff Daddy
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/14/2001
Stanly discovers that a woman bearing an uncanny resemblance to Lyekka is working in the porn industry, and decides to seek her out at the latest shoot. Xev starts acting strangely and having blackouts.
#24 - White Trash
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/29/1999
Stanley discovers much to his dismay that they aren't alone on the Lexx. A family of hillbilly farmers has been living there in hiding, and decides to seize control of the ship and return to their home planet.
#25 - Tunnels
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/19/2000
Kai, still disabled, is taken away to bureaucrat hell for an adjudication. Meanwhile, Stanley and Xev follow Prince underground, hoping that he will lead them though the maze of tunnels to where Kai is.