Half & Half

The WORST episodes of Half & Half

Every episode of Half & Half ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Half & Half!

Essence Atkins and Rachel True star as half-sisters Mona and Dee Dee, who have only one thing in common: their father. Growing up separately, these two virtual strangers suddenly become neighbors in the same San Francisco apartment building, and experience the challenges of sisterhood for the first time. Two half-sisters living under one roof with one very big problem – each other!

Last Updated: 9/13/2022Network: UPN
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The Big Gen-Why Me Episode
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3.00
1 votes

#1 - The Big Gen-Why Me Episode

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/19/2005

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The Big Foot in My Mouth Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#2 - The Big Foot in My Mouth Episode

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/3/2003

After another failed relationship, Mona decides to focus on her career for a while. She is determined to help Zora, a promising young singer, secure a contract with the record company. Zora mistakes Mona's efforts to boost her confidence for romantic interest and develops feelings for her. She confesses her crush to Adam, who keeps the news to himself so that he can watch the sparks fly. Mona struggles to come up with a way to handle the situation without hurting Zora's feelings. Meanwhile, Dee Dee dates a man who pays way too much attention to her feet.

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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The Big Typecast Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#3 - The Big Typecast Episode

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/29/2004

Dee Dee organizes a singles mixer at a local club. She bristles at Mona's claim that she only dates a certain type of man (well-groomed and upwardly mobile), and tries to prove her wrong by picking up a tough guy named Keno. She takes off with him on his motorcycle and joins him at a bar, where she rides a mechanical bull. She has a good time exploring this new side of herself--until she runs into a very angry woman who claims to be Keno's girlfriend. Mona and Nick crash the mixer and meet up with his ex-girlfriend, Raquel. Mona is disturbed to discover that Raquel is her dead ringer, and fears that Nick is just with her because of the resemblance. Meanwhile, Dee Dee must actually care for Drew herself after firing the nanny. She is mortified when she must turn to Phyllis for help when her son will not stop crying.

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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The Big Practice What You Preach Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#4 - The Big Practice What You Preach Episode

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/12/2004

With Drew's christening approaching, Mona and Dee Dee vie for the right to be their brother's godmother. They grow increasingly competitive as they buy him gifts and try to impress Charles and Big Dee Dee. While driving home from a shopping trip, Dee Dee takes a cheap shot at Mona when she brings up the fact that she is only Drew's half-sister. Big Dee Dee is appalled by this statement and urges Dee Dee to apologize to Mona as soon as possible. Meanwhile, Phyllis tags along to church with Mona and Spencer and begins making a play for the handsome widowed pastor. She soon finds some unexpected competition in the form of a very forceful church member who is just as determined to make the pastor her man.

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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The Big Mother of a Mother's Day Rides Again Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#5 - The Big Mother of a Mother's Day Rides Again Episode

Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/3/2004

Big Dee Dee, Phyllis, Mona and Dee Dee make plans to spend Mother's Day together at a brunch/concert. Mona is surprised to learn that Dee Dee plans to get Phyllis a present. She scrambles to find something appropriate for Big Dee Dee. Big Dee Dee grows tired of receiving gifts meant for the baby and is thrilled with Mona's gift of Louis Vuitton luggage. This upsets both Dee Dee and Phyllis, who had already bristled at the fact that Mona was spending more time with Big Dee Dee. Phyllis starts complaining about her gift (even though it is the watch she repeatedly requested). Dee Dee suddenly gives Phyllis a diamond bracelet in an attempt at one-upmanship. At the brunch, Phyllis and Big Dee Dee discover that their gifts may not have been as thoughtful as it seemed. Everyone is at each other's throats, until the bathroom attendant, separated from her family for the day, forces the mothers to see the error of their ways. Meanwhile, Charles and Spencer watch Drew while the women are

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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The Big Fetish What You Started Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#6 - The Big Fetish What You Started Episode

Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/10/2004

Dee Dee runs into Clay, her ex-boyfriend with the foot fetish. He tells her that he has gotten treatment for his problem, and asks to start seeing her again. Dee Dee is not interested, but Mona and Big Dee Dee convince her that he is a good guy who deserves another chance. Dee Dee follows their advice and is very happy with Clay. However, Mona and Big Dee Dee catch him rolling around half-naked with a bunch of Dee Dee's shoes. He begs them not to share this with Dee Dee, but quickly has another relapse. Meanwhile, Spencer may lose his job after he fails to clear samples on a new album. The original artist, funk singer Otis Wright, has no interest in allowing the use of his music. However, Spencer catches a lucky break when Otis develops a mutual attraction with one of his biggest fans, Phyllis.

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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The Big Thanks for Nothing Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#7 - The Big Thanks for Nothing Episode

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/22/2004

After Ray says that he cannot make the Thornes' Thanksgiving dinner due to work commitments, Spencer invites his mother (who is unaware of his reunion with Ray) to fly in for the holiday. However, Ray arrives at the gathering unexpectedly. Spencer's mother constantly argues with Ray and lashes out at Spencer for keeping secrets from her. Phyllis and Ray decide to break up because he still has some lingering feelings for his ex. Meanwhile, Dee Dee pushes Mona to be more honest with their father about her frustration over his limited involvement in her life.

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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The Big Home Is Where the Car Is Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#8 - The Big Home Is Where the Car Is Episode

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/3/2005

Mona fears that her new man is too good to be true, so she searches for his hidden major flaw. Dee Dee accuses her of being paranoid, but soon discovers that Mona has reason to be wary, as Roland is living out of his car. Big Dee Dee considers having her breasts enlarged, but winds up receiving comfort from Phyllis as she faces a potential health crisis. A bored and desperate Dee Dee puts on a show for an apparent peeping tom in the building across the street from her apartment.

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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The Big Doormat No More Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#9 - The Big Doormat No More Episode

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/25/2005

After Mona complains about being bombarded with demos and Spencer's refusal to pay back his debts, Dee Dee encourages her to become more assertive and not let people take advantage of her. Mona follows her advice and re-possesses Spencer's new jacket and shoes. However, Dee Dee's words come back to haunt her when her sister refuses to listen to a demo by Dee Dee's handsome and influential new boyfriend. Meanwhile, Phyllis enjoys being pampered at an expensive shoe store after a salesgirl mistakes her for Big Dee Dee.

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The Big Dollars & Sense Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#10 - The Big Dollars & Sense Episode

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/26/2005

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The Big Young & the Restless Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#11 - The Big Young & the Restless Episode

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/17/2005

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The Big Days of Wine & Neuroses Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#12 - The Big Days of Wine & Neuroses Episode

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/21/2005

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The Big Sexism in the City Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#13 - The Big Sexism in the City Episode

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/28/2005

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The Big Sweet Smell of Excess Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#14 - The Big Sweet Smell of Excess Episode

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/12/2005

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The Big Turning Over a New Leaf Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#15 - The Big Turning Over a New Leaf Episode

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/16/2006

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The Big Reality Bites Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#16 - The Big Reality Bites Episode

Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/27/2006

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The Big Stuck in the Middle Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#17 - The Big Stuck in the Middle Episode

Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/27/2006

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The Big Nervous Breakup Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#18 - The Big Nervous Breakup Episode

Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/24/2006

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The Big Hide and Sneak Episode
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4.00
1 votes

#19 - The Big Hide and Sneak Episode

Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/15/2006

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The Big Hit It and Quit It Episode
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5.00
1 votes

#20 - The Big Hit It and Quit It Episode

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/20/2003

When Dee Dee becomes frustrated with Neil because he does not seem interested in getting intimate, he divulges that he is celibate. Meanwhile, Mona is under pressure at work and takes up smoking again, but she is too embarrassed to admit it and tries to hide it from her family.

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The Big Condom-nation Episode
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5.00
1 votes

#21 - The Big Condom-nation Episode

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/3/2003

Spencer thinks that he has gotten a girl pregant and Dee Dee and Mona force him to get an AIDS test.

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The Big Phat Mouth Episode (2)
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5.00
1 votes

#22 - The Big Phat Mouth Episode (2)

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/18/2003

While Mona struggles to find work after poisoning her reputation in the record industry, the reporter whose article got her fired tries to make amends and sets up a meeting for Mona to plead her case to Big Phat Slim Jim, the artist she disparaged, in hopes of getting her old job back. Meanwhile, Mona's family and friends offer their encouragement and support in their own special ways during her difficult job search.

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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The Big Mixed Up Mojo Episode
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5.00
1 votes

#23 - The Big Mixed Up Mojo Episode

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/17/2003

In a strange reversal of fortunes, Dee Dee's charmed life seems to hit an unlucky streak at every turn while, ironically, the usually pessimistic Mona's life becomes auspicious from one moment to the next. When Dee Dee starts doubting herself after failing her assigned mock-court competition at school, with Mona's help she manages to regain her waning confidence by confronting a crooked businessman.

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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The Big Mother of a Mother's Day Episode
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5.00
1 votes

#24 - The Big Mother of a Mother's Day Episode

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/5/2003

For Mother's Day weekend, Big Dee Dee and Dee Dee vacation at an exclusive spa. Not to be outdone, Phyllis and Mona do the same, and end up in the room next door. The weekend quickly goes from weird to worse when Dee Dee blurts out that she wishes her mom was more like Phyllis.

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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The Big Mis-Conception Episode (1)
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5.00
1 votes

#25 - The Big Mis-Conception Episode (1)

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/15/2003

Dee Dee and Big Dee Dee plan a ""surprise"" party for Charles and Big Dee Dee's 24th wedding anniversary. While putting together a slide show, Dee Dee discovers that there are very few photographs of Mona with their father. She feels sorry for her sister and makes several attempts to cheer her up (first creating fake photos of the two, then trying to set up a lunch date for Mona and Charles), but only angers her further. Mona explains that she had accepted the fact that she and her father didn't have the closest relationship, but Dee Dee is inadvertently opening the wounds. Phyllis produces evidence that proves Charles wasn't quite as distant as it seems. Spencer develops an attraction to Camille, a photographer working with Delicious Records artists. Adam constantly tries to alert Mona about Spencer's feelings for her. He finally tells her the truth, but they discover that Spencer is involved with Camille. Meanwhile, Dee Dee becomes annoyed when her ""summer fling"" starts to get

Directors: Ellen Gittelsohn
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