The WORST episodes of Dan Vs.
Every episode of Dan Vs. ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Dan Vs.!
Dan thinks the whole world is against him. Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't -- not even his laid-back friend Chris is totally sure. Maybe Dan's just imagining it all. But, like Chris, you can't help going along for the ride when Dan dreams up his wild plots to get even with whoever or whatever he thinks is out to get him.
#1 - The Common Cold
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/19/2013
Dan heads to the Department of Controlling Diseases in hopes of ridding the world from the common cold.
#2 - Vegetables
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/16/2013
Dan's favorite burger joint, Burgerphile, starts serving vegetables instead of burgers and french fries, so he goes on a mission to eradicate vegetables from the city.
#3 - The Superhero
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/23/2013
Dan takes revenge on a superhero for crushing his car.
#4 - Anger Management
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/17/2012
Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, but incredibly unstable class instructor.
#5 - The Dinosaur
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/7/2012
A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.
#6 - The Monster Under The Bed
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/18/2012
Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.
#7 - The Dentist
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/8/2011
Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.
#8 - Jury Duty
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/9/2013
Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.
#9 - The Telemarketer
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/19/2012
Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.
#10 - Canada
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/29/2011
Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.
#11 - The Mummy
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/24/2012
When the object of Dan’s revenge turns out to be a laid back, undead Egyptian king who won’t leave him alone, Dan resorts to some ancient means of pest control.
#12 - The DMV
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/26/2013
When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.
#13 - The Ski Trip
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/2/2013
A sudden blizzard strands Dan inside an isolated cabin with Elise while Chris kicks back and drinks hot cocoa with new found friends.
#14 - Burgerphile
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/18/2011
When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".
#15 - Golf
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/25/2012
Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.
#16 - The Wedding
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/24/2012
As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.
#17 - Stupidity
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/14/2012
Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.
#18 - Gigundo-Mart
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 6/9/2012
Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.
#19 - Wild West Town
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 6/23/2012
Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.
#20 - The Animal Shelter
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/22/2011
Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.
#21 - The Boss
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/1/2012
When Dan is forced to get a temp job to pay his rent, his aggressive behavior helps him climb the corporate ladder.
#22 - Traffic
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/26/2011
Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.
#23 - The Catburglar
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/31/2012
Dan's cat, Mr. Mumbles goes missing drawing him into a thriller and the arms of a captivating, mysterious woman.
#24 - Dancing
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/4/2012
When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.
#25 - The Family Thanksgiving
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/19/2011
Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.