The WORST episodes of Dan Vs.
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Dan thinks the whole world is against him. Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't -- not even his laid-back friend Chris is totally sure. Maybe Dan's just imagining it all. But, like Chris, you can't help going along for the ride when Dan dreams up his wild plots to get even with whoever or whatever he thinks is out to get him.
#1 - Baseball
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/12/2011
Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.
#2 - The Telemarketer
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/19/2012
Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.
#3 - The Common Cold
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/19/2013
Dan heads to the Department of Controlling Diseases in hopes of ridding the world from the common cold.
#4 - Jury Duty
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/9/2013
Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.
#5 - Vegetables
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/16/2013
Dan's favorite burger joint, Burgerphile, starts serving vegetables instead of burgers and french fries, so he goes on a mission to eradicate vegetables from the city.
#6 - The Superhero
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/23/2013
Dan takes revenge on a superhero for crushing his car.
#7 - Canada
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/29/2011
Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.
#8 - The Dentist
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/8/2011
Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.
#9 - The Monster Under The Bed
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/18/2012
Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.
#10 - The Beach
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/26/2011
Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.
#11 - Burgerphile
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/18/2011
When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".
#13 - The DMV
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/26/2013
When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.
#14 - New Mexico
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/1/2011
Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.
#15 - The Fancy Restaurant
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/21/2011
Dan's favorite sandwich shop gets closed down, so Dan goes after the new gourmet restaurant that replaced it.
#16 - Golf
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/25/2012
Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.
#17 - Anger Management
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/17/2012
Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, but incredibly unstable class instructor.
#18 - The Ski Trip
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/2/2013
A sudden blizzard strands Dan inside an isolated cabin with Elise while Chris kicks back and drinks hot cocoa with new found friends.
#20 - The Family Thanksgiving
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/19/2011
Dan is surprised when Elise's parents invite him to their family Thanksgiving, but soon swears revenge when he learns that they only want to steal his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.
#21 - Wild West Town
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 6/23/2012
Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.
#22 - Technology
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/9/2011
After Dan's brand-new computer becomes obsolete right when it needs to be repaired, Dan heads out to Silicon Valley to take down Barry Ditmer, the CEO of the tech company that produced it. Meanwhile, Elise gets assigned to protect Ditmer from an unidentified threatenning caller (Dan), until he decides to use Elise as the first subject of his mind control technology, turning her into his slave.
#23 - Art
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/30/2011
Dan tries to destroy the artist who decorated his car without asking permission.
#24 - The Family Camping Trip
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/4/2011
When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.
