The WORST episodes of Dan Vs.

Every episode of Dan Vs. ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Dan Vs.!

Dan thinks the whole world is against him. Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't -- not even his laid-back friend Chris is totally sure. Maybe Dan's just imagining it all. But, like Chris, you can't help going along for the ride when Dan dreams up his wild plots to get even with whoever or whatever he thinks is out to get him.

Last Updated: 10/31/2024Network: The HubStatus: Ended
The Common Cold
star
5.75
4 votes

#1 - The Common Cold

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/19/2013

Dan heads to the Department of Controlling Diseases in hopes of ridding the world from the common cold.

Directors: Ashley Lenz
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Vegetables
star
6.00
3 votes

#2 - Vegetables

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/16/2013

Dan's favorite burger joint, Burgerphile, starts serving vegetables instead of burgers and french fries, so he goes on a mission to eradicate vegetables from the city.

Directors: Ashley Lenz
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The Superhero
star
6.25
4 votes

#3 - The Superhero

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/23/2013

Dan takes revenge on a superhero for crushing his car.

Directors: Stephanie Arnett
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Canada
star
6.25
8 votes

#4 - Canada

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/29/2011

Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

Directors: Brian Sheesley
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Anger Management
star
6.43
7 votes

#5 - Anger Management

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/17/2012

Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, but incredibly unstable class instructor.

Directors: Ashley Lenz
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The Dinosaur
star
6.50
2 votes

#6 - The Dinosaur

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/7/2012

A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.

Directors: Stephanie Arnett
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The Monster Under The Bed
star
6.60
5 votes

#7 - The Monster Under The Bed

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/18/2012

Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.

Directors: Stephanie Arnett
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The Dentist
star
6.62
13 votes

#8 - The Dentist

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/8/2011

Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.

Directors: Brian Sheesley
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Jury Duty
star
6.67
3 votes

#9 - Jury Duty

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/9/2013

Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.

Directors: James Krenzke
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The Telemarketer
star
6.67
3 votes

#10 - The Telemarketer

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/19/2012

Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.

Directors: Stephanie Arnett
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The Mummy
star
6.75
4 votes

#11 - The Mummy

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/24/2012

When the object of Dan’s revenge turns out to be a laid back, undead Egyptian king who won’t leave him alone, Dan resorts to some ancient means of pest control.

Directors: James Krenzke
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The Beach
star
6.80
5 votes

#12 - The Beach

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/26/2011

Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.

Directors: Brian Sheesley
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The DMV
star
6.80
5 votes

#13 - The DMV

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/26/2013

When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.

Directors: Ashley Lenz
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The Ski Trip
star
7.00
4 votes

#14 - The Ski Trip

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/2/2013

A sudden blizzard strands Dan inside an isolated cabin with Elise while Chris kicks back and drinks hot cocoa with new found friends.

Directors: Ashley Lenz
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Wild West Town
star
7.00
5 votes

#15 - Wild West Town

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 6/23/2012

Dan goes to a low quality dude ranch where he discovers he can't get a refund.

Directors: Ashley Lenz
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Gigundo-Mart
star
7.00
3 votes

#16 - Gigundo-Mart

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 6/9/2012

Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.

Directors: Stephanie Arnett
Writer: Melody Fox
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Stupidity
star
7.00
4 votes

#17 - Stupidity

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/14/2012

Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.

Directors: Ashley Lenz
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The Wedding
star
7.00
2 votes

#18 - The Wedding

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/24/2012

As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.

Directors: Stephanie Arnett
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Golf
star
7.00
4 votes

#19 - Golf

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/25/2012

Chris shirks his responsibilities to go golfing with his boss Mr. Bambridge, so Dan and Elise team up to put an end to his new hobby.

Directors: Ashley Lenz
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Burgerphile
star
7.00
7 votes

#20 - Burgerphile

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/18/2011

When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".

Directors: Brian Sheesley
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Baseball
star
7.00
4 votes

#21 - Baseball

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/12/2011

Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.

Directors: Brian Sheesley
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The Wolf-Man
star
7.00
11 votes

#22 - The Wolf-Man

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/1/2011

When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.

Directors: Bill Kopp
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New Mexico
star
7.12
17 votes

#23 - New Mexico

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/1/2011

Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.

Directors: Brian Sheesley
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Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre
star
7.14
7 votes

#24 - Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/5/2011

Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.

Directors: Bill Kopp
Watch Now:Amazon
The Animal Shelter
star
7.14
7 votes

#25 - The Animal Shelter

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/22/2011

Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.

Directors: Bill Kopp
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