The BEST episodes of Dan Vs.
Every episode of Dan Vs. ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dan Vs.!
Dan thinks the whole world is against him. Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't -- not even his laid-back friend Chris is totally sure. Maybe Dan's just imagining it all. But, like Chris, you can't help going along for the ride when Dan dreams up his wild plots to get even with whoever or whatever he thinks is out to get him.
#1 - Summer Camp
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/9/2013
Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.
#2 - Dan
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/28/2011
Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.
#3 - George Washington
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/2/2011
After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.
#4 - The Salvation Armed Forces
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/19/2011
Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.
#5 - The Bank
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/11/2012
After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.
#6 - The Family Cruise
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/2/2013
Dan can't escape the ship's never ending family activities.
#7 - The Lemonade Stand Gang
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 7/2/2011
Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.
#8 - The Family Camping Trip
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/4/2011
When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.
#9 - Baseball
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/12/2011
Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.
#10 - Technology
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/9/2011
After Dan's brand-new computer becomes obsolete right when it needs to be repaired, Dan heads out to Silicon Valley to take down Barry Ditmer, the CEO of the tech company that produced it. Meanwhile, Elise gets assigned to protect Ditmer from an unidentified threatenning caller (Dan), until he decides to use Elise as the first subject of his mind control technology, turning her into his slave.
#11 - Elise's Parents
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/14/2011
Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.
#12 - The Mechanic
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/8/2012
Dan learns that his mechanic has been using parts of Dan's car to build a giant robot and he gets in on the action for revenge.
#13 - The Mall Santa
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/17/2011
When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".
#14 - The Ninja
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/15/2011
Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.
#15 - Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/5/2011
Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.
#16 - The Fancy Restaurant
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/21/2011
Dan's favorite sandwich shop gets closed down, so Dan goes after the new gourmet restaurant that replaced it.
#17 - The Neighbors
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/28/2012
Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.
#18 - The Gym
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/3/2012
Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.
#19 - Reality TV
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/26/2012
Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.
#20 - Parents
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 6/2/2012
Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.
#21 - Chris
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 6/16/2012
Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.
#22 - The Wolf-Man
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/1/2011
When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.
#23 - Art
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/30/2011
Dan tries to destroy the artist who decorated his car without asking permission.
#24 - New Mexico
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/1/2011
Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.
#25 - The High School Reunion
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/15/2012
Dan plans to pull the ultimate prank on his high school reunion out of revenge for not inviting him.