The BEST Episodes of Dan Vs.
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Feb 5, 2021
Network: Discovery Family
Dan thinks the whole world is against him. Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't -- not even his laid-back friend Chris is totally sure. Maybe Dan's just imagining it all. But, like Chris, you can't help going along for the ride when Dan dreams up his wild plots to get even with whoever or whatever he thinks is out to get him.
#1 - The Gym
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 3, 2012
Dan gets tricked into signing up for a long-term gym membership, and while fighting it, uncovers an alarming conspiracy.
#2 - Summer Camp
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired Mar 9, 2013
Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.
#3 - The Lemonade Stand Gang
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired Jul 2, 2011
Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.
#4 - The Bank
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Feb 11, 2012
After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.
#5 - The Mechanic
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Dec 8, 2012
Dan learns that his mechanic has been using parts of Dan's car to build a giant robot and he gets in on the action for revenge.
#6 - The Ninja
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Jan 15, 2011
Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.
#7 - Dancing
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 4, 2012
When Dan goes on an anti-dance crusade, he end up interfering with Chris and Elise's plan to enter a dance contest. Elise then exiles him to a ghost town populated by feral dancers, where he must learn the ancient art of "fight-dancing" to survive.
#8 - Parents
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired Jun 2, 2012
Displays of poor parenting motivates Dan to adopt a child of his own to prove he could be a terrific dad.
#9 - The Animal Shelter
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jan 22, 2011
Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.
#10 - Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 5, 2011
Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.
#11 - Dan
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired May 28, 2011
Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.
#12 - The Neighbors
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Jan 28, 2012
Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.
#13 - The High School Reunion
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 15, 2012
Dan plans to pull the ultimate prank on his high school reunion out of revenge for not inviting him.
#14 - Elise's Parents
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired May 14, 2011
Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.
#15 - The Salvation Armed Forces
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Mar 19, 2011
Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.
#16 - New Mexico
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jan 1, 2011
Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.
#17 - Traffic
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Feb 26, 2011
Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.
#18 - The Magician
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired Jun 25, 2011
When a street magician named Magnifico the Magnificent publicly reveals Dan's underwear and steals a necklace Chris was planning to give to Elise, Dan sets out to prove all magicians are frauds, with Chris in tow to try and get the necklace back.
#19 - The Mall Santa
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Dec 17, 2011
When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".
#20 - The Wedding
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 24, 2012
As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.
#21 - The Dinosaur
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Apr 7, 2012
A rampaging dinosaur destroys Dan's car, so he and Chris partner up with a croc hunter.
#22 - Stupidity
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Apr 14, 2012
Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.
#23 - Reality TV
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired May 26, 2012
Dan tries to ruin Reality TV after he's humiliated by a producer named Buddy Starr, but he still wants to win the trip to Astronaut Sleepaway Camp.
#24 - Gigundo-Mart
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired Jun 9, 2012
Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting his favorite stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk.
#25 - Chris
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired Jun 16, 2012
Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.