The BEST episodes written by Chris Pearson
#1 - Summer Camp
Dan Vs. - Season 3 - Episode 13
Dan and Chris recount their first adventure together as friends, meeting in summer camp and joining forces to take on a bullying camp counselor bent on making their young lives miserable.
#2 - The Telemarketer
Dan Vs. - Season 2 - Episode 13
Dan plots to end the persistant phone calls of a telemarketer, but is soon surprised to find out he knows the caller.
#3 - The Lemonade Stand Gang
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 22
Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.
#4 - The Mall Santa
Dan Vs. - Season 2 - Episode 2
When Dan and Chris land jobs at the mall's Christmas display, Dan vows revenge on a curmudgeonly Mall Santa who despises Christmas. Meanwhile, Elise is assigned by the secret agency to take down the assassin under the codename of "The Snowman".
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#5 - The Neighbors
Dan Vs. - Season 2 - Episode 3
Dan fears his new neighbors are cannibals plotting to eat him, so he tries to run them out of town.
#6 - The Bank
Dan Vs. - Season 2 - Episode 5
After Dan's bank raises their ATM fees, Dan enlists Chris and Elise to help him pull off a heist to reclaim his money.
#7 - The Monster Under The Bed
Dan Vs. - Season 2 - Episode 6
Dan, Chris and Elise try to get rid of the monster that Dan accidentally summons from beneath his bed.
#8 - The Wedding
Dan Vs. - Season 2 - Episode 9
As they sit in a jail cell, Chris and Dan reminisce about Dan's past attempts to sabotage Chris' relationship with Elise.
#9 - Stupidity
Dan Vs. - Season 2 - Episode 12
Dan seeks out the Governor for revenge for America's sinking I.Q.
#10 - Burgerphile
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 20
When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".
#11 - Chris
Dan Vs. - Season 2 - Episode 17
Dan and Chris battle over a piece of sci-fi film memorabilia that may destroy their friendship.
#12 - Anger Management
Dan Vs. - Season 3 - Episode 1
Dan is forced to take a course in anger management to control his destructive instincts, and finds a kindred spirit in the mild-mannered, but incredibly unstable class instructor.
#15 - The DMV
Dan Vs. - Season 3 - Episode 7
When Dan is categorized as a difficult case for a routine traffic issue, he must use all his wits and driving skills to renew his license.
#16 - Jury Duty
Dan Vs. - Season 3 - Episode 9
Dan serves on jury duty and empathizes with the defendant in a trial, so he plots to get a non-guilty verdict.
#17 - Vegetables
Dan Vs. - Season 3 - Episode 10
Dan's favorite burger joint, Burgerphile, starts serving vegetables instead of burgers and french fries, so he goes on a mission to eradicate vegetables from the city.
#19 - The Family Camping Trip
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 19
When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.
#20 - Elise's Parents
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 16
Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.
#21 - The Barber
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 14
Dan swears revenge against his barber after he gives Dan a bad haircut.
#22 - Technology
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 13
After Dan's brand-new computer becomes obsolete right when it needs to be repaired, Dan heads out to Silicon Valley to take down Barry Ditmer, the CEO of the tech company that produced it. Meanwhile, Elise gets assigned to protect Ditmer from an unidentified threatenning caller (Dan), until he decides to use Elise as the first subject of his mind control technology, turning her into his slave.
#23 - George Washington
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 12
After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.
#24 - Baseball
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 9
Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.
#25 - Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 8
Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.
#26 - Traffic
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 7
Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.
#27 - Canada
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 6
Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.
#28 - The Animal Shelter
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 5
Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.
#30 - The Dentist
Dan Vs. - Season 1 - Episode 3
Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.
