The WORST episodes of CinemaSins
Every episode of CinemaSins ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of CinemaSins!
No movie is without sins. We exist mostly just to remind you of that.
#1 - Everything Wrong With Call of the Wild
Season 9 - Episode 56 - Aired 6/30/2020
The Call of the Wild is a pretty average film. Let's forget that the story has already been filmed before... this is just a bland retelling that doesn't bring anything new to the table EXCEPT Harrison Ford. And he's trying less here than he did during the "still in carbonite" scenes in Return of the Jedi.
#2 - Everything Wrong With Cabin Fever
Season 9 - Episode 67 - Aired 8/4/2020
Cabin Fever put Eli Roth on the map. It feels like a slasher, but ultimately it's a virus thingie. Kind of a zombie hybrid. But I digress... The film has plenty of sins, as most movies do, so we counted them.
#3 - Everything Wrong With Just Go With It
Season 9 - Episode 66 - Aired 7/30/2020
This movie is not good. It's bad. It's a bad kind of not good. AND what's more... it has TONS of sins! So we counted them.
#4 - Everything Wrong With Jonah Hex
Season 9 - Episode 65 - Aired 7/28/2020
Jonah Hex is a... (checks notes)... DC Comics property?!?! Well, anyway, the movie is pretty terrible. We counted the sins because it's a pandemic and we're f*cking bored, dude.
#5 - Everything Wrong With The Invisible Man
Season 9 - Episode 63 - Aired 7/23/2020
The Invisible Man (2019) is freaking awesome. Creepy, intelligent, modern... what more do you want?
#6 - Everything Wrong With The Princess Bride
Season 9 - Episode 62 - Aired 7/21/2020
The Princess Bride is one of the greatest movies ever made, full stop. We still sinned it, because that's sort of what we do, and we've been doing it for, like, 8 years now. Not sure why you're surprised.
#7 - Everything Wrong With Robots
Season 9 - Episode 61 - Aired 7/16/2020
Robots is a 2005 animated film from the team behind the Ice Age movies. The Ice Age movies are way better than this one, which is just a bunch of lazy puns. Oh well, here are the sins of Robots.
#8 - Everything Wrong With Extraction
Season 9 - Episode 60 - Aired 7/14/2020
Extraction is a Netflix film, and stars Chris Hemsworth, and it has an INCREDIBLE "one-shot" action sequence in it. But outside of that, it's kind of just okay. And it has plenty of sins!
#9 - Everything Wrong With Alien 3
Season 9 - Episode 59 - Aired 7/9/2020
Alien 3 is... not a good movie. It's what happens when you hire a young genius director and then constantly mess with production. Anyway, there are aliens, Ripley, and of course... there are sins.
#10 - Everything Wrong With The Shawshank Redemption
Season 9 - Episode 58 - Aired 7/7/2020
The Shawshank Redemption is one of the greatest movies of all time! Listen, we don't sin movies because we hate movies, you should know this by now. We sin movies because it's fun, and it's just as much fun to sin awesome movies as it is to sin terrible ones. Have an apple; take life less seriously.
#11 - Everything Wrong With The Hangover
Season 9 - Episode 57 - Aired 7/2/2020
The Hangover was such a big hit they ended up making THREE of them... they get progressively less and less funny. Anyway, we went looking for sins in the original and whoa daddy... are there sins?!?!
#12 - Everything Wrong With The Fugitive
Season 9 - Episode 68 - Aired 8/6/2020
The Fugitive is an all time classic. We love this movie. But man... a lot of bullsh*t goes on. A lot. Some of it is sinful. Here are the sins of The Fugitive.
#13 - Everything Wrong With Onward
Season 9 - Episode 54 - Aired 6/23/2020
#14 - Everything Wrong With Angel Has Fallen
Season 9 - Episode 55 - Aired 6/25/2020
Angel Has Fallen is the third in the "has fallen" series, and each keeps getting progressively more insane. And more sinful. Gerard Butler likes making absurd, sinful movies.
#15 - Everything Wrong With Uncut Gems
Season 9 - Episode 53 - Aired 6/18/2020
Uncut Gems was pretty well reviewed, got a lot of good buzz, and famously did NOT get Adam Sandler an Oscar nomination. But forget all that... how many sins does it have?
#16 - Everything Wrong With Sonic the Hedgehog
Season 9 - Episode 52 - Aired 6/16/2020
Sonic the Hedgehog is a movie. That's a fact, and it will be true forever. Is that movie any good? Ehhhh. Does the movie have sins? YES!!!
#17 - Everything Wrong With Serenity
Season 9 - Episode 51 - Aired 6/11/2020
Serenity is the film version of the TV show Firefly, which had a cult following enough in the early aughts to get a movie made, but today might have been able to use Twitter to get the show picked up by another outlet.
#18 - Everything Wrong With Back To The Future Part III
Season 9 - Episode 50 - Aired 6/9/2020
Ever since we sinned the first two... many of you have been demanding we sin the third and final Back to the Future movie, Back to the Future III. And it's a pandemic, and no new movies have been released in a while, and we are looking for things to sin so we thought... hey, why not appease that group of folks clamoring for the sins of Back to the Future III? So we did it. Sue us.
#19 - Everything Wrong With The BFG
Season 9 - Episode 49 - Aired 6/4/2020
The BFG is a Spielberg movie!!! Bet lots of you forgot that, as I did. Anyway, it's not a bad little film, kind of generic at times. Oh, and full of sins.
#20 - Everything Wrong With Bloodshot
Season 9 - Episode 48 - Aired 6/2/2020
Bloodshot is the last movie we saw in theaters. We saw it with our SinWeek attendee friends. And it was hilariously bad. So it was a privilege to count the sins of Bloodshot. An honor. Oh, who am I kidding? This movie sucks balls and is a slog to get through. But we did it anyway!
#21 - Everything Wrong With Rush Hour
Season 9 - Episode 47 - Aired 5/28/2020
Rush Hour is a movie we haven't sinned yet. Let's sin that! In honor of... um... summer action movies or something... we went looking for sins in the Jackie Chan Chris Tucker hit, Rush Hour. And boy, does it have sins.
#22 - Everything Wrong With Enemy of the State
Season 9 - Episode 78 - Aired 9/10/2020
Enemy of the State is a movie that is WAY ahead of its time, but also objectively bonkers. It begins as a warning about government surveillance, but ends in a basic shootout. This movie is watchable as hell, but it has sins like crazy!
#23 - Everything Wrong With Candyman
Season 9 - Episode 88 - Aired 10/13/2020
Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Okay, I'm gonna stop there. Here's a '90s horror movie with an upcoming remake. It has scares, bees, and sins. so we counted... the sins. We don't count bees around here.
#24 - Everything Wrong With Ad Astra
Season 9 - Episode 87 - Aired 10/8/2020
Ad Astra. This movie is not everyone's cup of tea. It has some really good stuff, but it's also overlong, over-narrated, and a little too heady. Oh, and the sins. Gobs of 'em.
#25 - Everything Wrong With Corpse Bride
Season 9 - Episode 86 - Aired 10/6/2020
Corpse Bride is a Tim Burton stop-motion animation film that tries to recaptures the magic of The Nightmare before Christmas. It doesn't really succeed. There are charming moments, but LOTS of sins.