The WORST episodes of CinemaSins
Every episode of CinemaSins ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of CinemaSins!
No movie is without sins. We exist mostly just to remind you of that.
#1 - Everything Wrong With Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Season 9 - Episode 94 - Aired 11/3/2020
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a movie that should be fun. Or funny. Or charming. Or winky. But it's none of those things. It's basically a straight vampire action film that just happens to have a famous president in it. It's weird, man. Oh, and sinful as all hell.
#2 - Everything Wrong With Dolittle
Season 9 - Episode 105 - Aired 12/8/2020
Dolittle is a movie that didn't need to be made--we've got a few of these already. And even with the star power of Robert Downey Junior, this movie has no magic, no charm. It's unfunny, confusing, and kind of boring. And it also has lots of sins.
#3 - Everything Wrong With Speed In 50 MPH
Season 9 - Episode 104 - Aired 12/3/2020
Speed is an action classic from the mid-'90s. good concept, good execution, charming actors... we LOVE it. And it cemented Keanu Reeves as a star. But you know that movie still has sins, right? So we counted them up, as we do. Enjoy!
#4 - Everything Wrong With Over the Hedge
Season 9 - Episode 103 - Aired 12/1/2020
Man, I forgot Over The Hedge even existed!!! And it's not a terrible movie. It's no Pixar, but it's got fun and funny moments. AND Bruce Willis! And sins... so many sins.
#5 - Everything Wrong With Animal Crackers
Season 9 - Episode 102 - Aired 11/26/2020
Animal Crackers, a Netflix film, is a movie whose story we have followed for a long time on our podcast, having interviewed co-director, Scott Sava, twice about the journey of making this film.
#6 - Everything Wrong With The Croods
Season 9 - Episode 101 - Aired 11/24/2020
The Croods is an animated film from 2013 about a prehistoric family that is somehow part Ice Age, part Bug's Life, and part Nicholas Cage. And FULL of sins. And THEY MADE A SEQUEL?!?!
#7 - Everything Wrong With Puss in Boots
Season 9 - Episode 99 - Aired 11/19/2020
Here's a Shrek spinoff that never should have happened. Humpty's plan makes no sense, and this is a one-note character. Oh, also there are sins.
#8 - Everything Wrong With The Simpsons Movie
Season 9 - Episode 98 - Aired 11/17/2020
The Simpsons Movie was long overdue when it came out, but generally delivered the laughs for most fans, and enough box office for Fox to eventually be sold to Disney. Oh, and it had sins, man. Lots of sins.
#9 - Everything Wrong With Crank
Season 9 - Episode 97 - Aired 11/12/2020
Crank is one of the most bonkers movies ever made. It's relentless, energetic, and a little bit dated, honestly. And it has loads of sins! So we counted them.
#10 - Everything Wrong With The Polar Express
Season 9 - Episode 96 - Aired 11/10/2020
The Polar Express is based on a beloved children's book and serves as the first fully-motion-captured animated film. And it has a LARGE uncanny valley. And sins. Lots of sins.
#11 - Everything Wrong With Lethal Weapon
Season 9 - Episode 95 - Aired 11/5/2020
Lethal Weapon is an all-time classic action film and a pioneer in the buddy-cop genre. But, like all movies, it has sins, and today is the day we decided to count them.
#12 - Everything Wrong With Ocean's Twelve
Season 9 - Episode 106 - Aired 12/10/2020
Ocean's 12, the sequel to Ocean's 11, goes to Europe. And it's not as clever, it's a little more cheeky, and ultimately it's probably the worst of the trilogy. So we counted its sins, yo, because that's what we do.
#13 - Everything Wrong With Bram Stoker's Dracula
Season 9 - Episode 93 - Aired 10/29/2020
Bram Stoker's Dracula is definitely a movie. A movie that swings for the fences. It's something, that's for sure. We counted the sins, because that's what we do, but boy howdy is this thing... something.
#14 - Everything Wrong With Coraline In 15 Minutes Or Less
Season 9 - Episode 92 - Aired 10/27/2020
Coraline is creepy, endearing, original, and fun. BUT it still has sins! So we counted them.
#15 - Everything Wrong With Trolls 2: World Tour
Season 9 - Episode 91 - Aired 10/22/2020
Trolls 2: World Tour is a real movie that happened. And it's freaking bonkers, baby. Most of you probably didn't even realize this movie existed, but it does and we have counted the sins.
#16 - Everything Wrong With Saw V
Season 9 - Episode 90 - Aired 10/20/2020
Saw V! Holy sh*t there's so many of these things! Why do they keep making them more and more convoluted and confusing?! Anyway, Saw V has sins, yo.
#17 - Everything Wrong With Air Force One
Season 9 - Episode 89 - Aired 10/15/2020
Air Force One is a '90s action movie that sees President Harrison Ford square off against Gary Oldman and Russian bad guys that have taken over the plane. It's fine. You'll enjoy it. But it has every bit as many sins as you think it does.
#18 - Everything Wrong With Candyman
Season 9 - Episode 88 - Aired 10/13/2020
Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Okay, I'm gonna stop there. Here's a '90s horror movie with an upcoming remake. It has scares, bees, and sins. so we counted... the sins. We don't count bees around here.
#19 - Everything Wrong With Ad Astra
Season 9 - Episode 87 - Aired 10/8/2020
Ad Astra. This movie is not everyone's cup of tea. It has some really good stuff, but it's also overlong, over-narrated, and a little too heady. Oh, and the sins. Gobs of 'em.
#20 - Everything Wrong With Corpse Bride
Season 9 - Episode 86 - Aired 10/6/2020
Corpse Bride is a Tim Burton stop-motion animation film that tries to recaptures the magic of The Nightmare before Christmas. It doesn't really succeed. There are charming moments, but LOTS of sins.
#21 - Everything Wrong With Jennifer's Body
Season 9 - Episode 85 - Aired 10/1/2020
Jennifer's Body is considered a cult classic by many in the horror-loving community. And we aren't going to argue with them about that. We actually only care about one thing: does the movie have sins. In this case, as in all cases, the answer is yes!
#22 - Everything Wrong With Hercules
Season 9 - Episode 84 - Aired 9/29/2020
Hercules is the Disney movie that time forgot. It's in between the good ones and the not-as-good ones... but it's pretty good! memorable songs, fun villain. Oh, and plenty of sins.
#23 - Everything Wrong With Happy Feet 2
Season 10 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/19/2021
Yes they DID make a second Happy Feet movie, and it's okay. If you like that sort of thing. I'm not here to judge movie quality, I'm here to count sins.
#24 - Everything Wrong With Donnie Darko
Season 10 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/23/2021
Donnie Darko is unique, captivating, and eminently discuss-able. We love it. Doesn't mean it doesn't have sins though!
#25 - Everything Wrong With Tenet
Season 10 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/18/2021
Tenet has sins, then it has reverse sins, and... f*ck this movie is confusing. We did our best to sin it, though. :)