The BEST episodes of Half in the Bag
Every episode of Half in the Bag ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Half in the Bag!
Two VCR repairmen, Mike and Jay, scam an elderly man out of his fortune by discussing movies while on the job, and occasionally go on eccentric misadventures.

#1 - Ghostbusters (2016)
Season 2016 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/18/2016
Mike, Jay and some guy named Rich Evans talk about the new Ghostbusters movie that everyone else has already talked endlessly about.
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#2 - Half in the Bag v Batman v Superman
Season 2016 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/27/2016
Mike and Jay meet """Rich""" a new employee to Lightning Fast VCR Repair. They decide to see Batman V Superman and talk about it.
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#3 - The 2016 Oscars
Season 2016 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/24/2016
With the Oscars right around the corner, Mike and Jay decide to shit on all the nominees.
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#4 - Deadpool and Comic Book Movie Predictions
Season 2016 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/19/2016
Mike and Jay talk about Deadpool! Mr. Plinkett tries to hang himself! Then Mike and Jay discuss all the upcoming comic book movies, which makes them want to hang themselves too!
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#5 - Rogue One
Season 2016 - Episode 21 - Aired 12/19/2016
Mike and Jay are paid a visit by the City Inspector! They also talk about Disney's™ Star™Wars™ Rogue™One™A™ Star™ War™ Story™.
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#6 - Grown Ups 2
Season 2013 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/16/2013
Mike and Jay check out the latest Adam Sandler comedy, and their reaction may surprise you.
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#7 - Stranger Things
Season 2016 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/12/2016
Mike and Jay discuss the Netflix series Stranger Things, the first and last TV series to ever be discussed on Half in the Bag! OMG!
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#8 - Box Office Number Crunching
Season 2016 - Episode 17 - Aired 10/10/2016
Mike and Jay take a break from watching new release garbage movies to talk about the garbage movies that have already come out this year. Mike also makes cynical predictions about the 2017 box office.
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#9 - Warm Bodies and Movie 43
Season 2013 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/7/2013
Mike and Jay discuss some movie that they’ve already forgotten the title of, as well as the critically darling, Movie 43.
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#10 - Deliver Us From Evil, Edge of Tomorrow, and Transformers 4
Season 2014 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/12/2014
After landing a new client, Mike and Jay waste time talking about a movie nobody cares about, a movie nobody saw, and a movie nobody likes.
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#11 - Baby Driver and Spider-man: Homecoming
Season 2017 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/9/2017
Mike and Jay talk about the latest Edgar Wright film Spider-man: Homecoming and the latest Marvel film Baby Driver.
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#12 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and That's My Boy
Season 2012 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/28/2012
Mike and Jay hitch a ride from the worst green screen ever and discuss two more recent Hollywood flops: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and the brilliant Adam Sandler’s latest masterpiece, That’s My Boy.
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#13 - White House Down and the Lone Ranger
Season 2013 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/11/2013
Mike and Jay discuss two recent flops that both have the exact same poster.
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#14 - The Last Last Jedi Review
Season 2017 - Episode 16 - Aired 12/19/2017
* we weren't really sponsored by Fandango... In this special episode Rich, Mike, and Jay talk about the Last Jedi. A movie that's complex, but subtle. Beautiful, yet awkward, clunky and unfunny. Good, yet very bad. Also while discussing the bombing raid on the Dreadnought. Mike talks about a Star Trek Voyager episode coincidentally called "Dreadnought". Please comment about that below... if you were cool enough to know that awesome fact!!!
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#15 - Strange Darling
Season 2024 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/24/2024
Movies. What is they? A series of images accompanied by sound and music to tell a story. Who makes them? Artists? Clowns? Men and/or Women? Beef? A.I.s will soon make them and everything else and that's when the wars start. Save antibiotics and anti-radiation pills. Invest in canned food and shotguns. Build a fence around your property with barbed wire even though your elderly neighbors tell you it's an "eye sore". Tell them, "First A.I.s will make an episode of Spongebob Squarepants and next they'll be coming to harvest your organs for Chinese billionaire gangsters on the black market through the dark web". I found the site already. It's called www.crackerguts.com. On the site is a photo of my fat face with a caption that reads: We want everything but your liver. But I digress. Today Mike and Jar went BACK to the Monkeypox filled movie theaters to watch "Strange Darling", the new film starring Kyle Gallner (pronounced Gouwlinger) and others.
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#16 - Independence Day: Resurgence
Season 2016 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/26/2016
Mike and Jay see the latest movie from Mike's favorite filmmaker Roland Emmerich. The results may shock you!
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#17 - The Mummy
Season 2017 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/10/2017
OMG Mike and Jay actually saw the Tom Cruise Mummy movie!
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#18 - La La Land and Bye Bye Man
Season 2017 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2017
Mike and Jay watch two recent movies only because their titles are somewhat similar.
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#19 - Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Season 2015 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/21/2015
Mike and Jay check out Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 because they hate themselves.
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#20 - Godzilla (98) and Godzilla (2014)
Season 2014 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/23/2014
Jay and Mike see the new Godzilla movie whilst Richard Evans is forced against his will to watch the 1998 Godzilla movie. Rich Evans wishes he was dead.
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#21 - Looper and Dredd
Season 2012 - Episode 19 - Aired 10/6/2012
Jay and Mike talk about Looper and Dredd. Meanwhile a charitable act leads to good fortune for Lightning Fast VCR repair.
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#22 - Zaat!
Season 2012 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/30/2012
Being too lazy to bother seeing any new releases, Mike and Jay discuss the semi-cult classic film Zaat, about a scientist that turns himself into a giant catfish monster.
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#23 - The Amazing Spider-man
Season 2012 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/8/2012
The string of quality summer blockbusters continues with The Amazing Spider-Man, starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. Mike and Jay, along with their new friend Rich, discuss while wanting to kill themselves.
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#24 - The Hobbit – An Unexpected Journey
Season 2012 - Episode 23 - Aired 12/19/2012
Mike and Jay talk about Peter Jackson’s latest trip to Middle-Earth, The Hobbit, and frustrate both Tolkien fans and HFR projection supporters in the process.
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#25 - Pacific Rim
Season 2013 - Episode 14 - Aired 7/18/2013
Mike and Jay discuss Guillermo Del Toro’s sci fi fantasy monsters vs. robots film Pacific Rim.
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