The BEST episodes of Half in the Bag season 2024
Every episode of Half in the Bag season 2024, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Half in the Bag season 2024!
Two VCR repairmen, Mike and Jay, scam an elderly man out of his fortune by discussing movies while on the job, and occasionally go on eccentric misadventures.
#1 - Strange Darling
Season 2024 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/24/2024
Movies. What is they? A series of images accompanied by sound and music to tell a story. Who makes them? Artists? Clowns? Men and/or Women? Beef? A.I.s will soon make them and everything else and that's when the wars start. Save antibiotics and anti-radiation pills. Invest in canned food and shotguns. Build a fence around your property with barbed wire even though your elderly neighbors tell you it's an "eye sore". Tell them, "First A.I.s will make an episode of Spongebob Squarepants and next they'll be coming to harvest your organs for Chinese billionaire gangsters on the black market through the dark web". I found the site already. It's called www.crackerguts.com. On the site is a photo of my fat face with a caption that reads: We want everything but your liver. But I digress. Today Mike and Jar went BACK to the Monkeypox filled movie theaters to watch "Strange Darling", the new film starring Kyle Gallner (pronounced Gouwlinger) and others.
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#2 - Alien: Romulus
Season 2024 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/17/2024
Aliens Facehuggers Get away from her, you b*tch! The Nostromo Reebok shoes CGI deepfake dead actor deepfakes Evil android that's loyal to the company black goo MU/TH/ER Weyland Yutani The Engineers People in Alien Queen wall cocoons but there's no Alien Queen to put them in the cocoons; it just happens Protagonist getting into underwear then having to get into space suit Opening hole in the ship to shoot the alien out of the ship Every day is an endless nightmare
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#3 - Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Season 2024 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/26/2024
Jay and Rich talk about the latest box office disappointment in a continuing year of box office disappointments: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga. Watch the video now before the movie completely fades from the public consciousness because it's a floppppppp....
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#4 - Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Season 2024 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/10/2024
Remember Beetlejuice? That very unique and original 1980s film that has spanned generations as a classic film with tons of memorable characters, performances, and iconography? Well...it's back. They did it again. They made another one with those same characters, same performances, and same iconography. Welcome to the underworld of modern movie IP-mining. Dig in!!! Everything old is up for grabs, just waiting to be recycled!
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#5 - Top 10 Horror Movies (2024) Part 1
Season 2024 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/23/2024
Halloween. What is it? A celebration of all things spooky, scary, and macabre. Are all horror movies Halloween movies? No. Are all Halloween movies horror movies? Yes. Except for stupid kids movies. In America we celebrate Halloween on October 31st. In Canada they celebrate Halloween on May 11th the day after Queen’s Day and the day before Boxing Day. In England they called Halloween “Pumpkin Eve” and when little kids ring the doorbells they say, “Trick or Teeth”. Folks hand out a trick or toothpaste (called teethpaste north of Buckinghampshire not not as far south as Willhubsmanfeld upon Blumberston”. In North Korea Halloween is called Thursday. But Americans invented the horror film. The first horror film ever made was 1997’s “I Know What You Did Last Summer” and since then it’s been an amazing journey of terror and screams for you to annoy your religious Grandparents with. Tell them you’re putting on The Last Temptation of Christ and play Terrorizer 3.
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#6 - Top 10 Horror Movies (2024) Part 2
Season 2024 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/8/2024
Mike and Jay are modern day circus clowns. Just uglier and stupider. They are here for you today to talk about movies no one will remember in two months. This is the second half of the top ten horror movies seen by Mike and Jay in the first part of the second half of the year. If you understood that give yourself a pat on the back because I didn't. Point is: Here's a bunch of recently released films that these two old clown-farts will yammer on about giving you their ill-gotten and half-wit opinions on. Mike seems to be the dumber of the two. What kind of man watches the AfrAId movie? What kind of man watches Blumhouse trash when he can be doing things like going to the gym to lose an excess 90 pounds? Wait till he finds out Speak No Evil was distributed by Blumhouse! He'll feel so stupid then! Why no one call it Dumbhouse yet? NO ONE THINKS ODF THAT? Jay likes the Substance because of course he does.
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#7 - 2024 Mid-year Catch-up (part 1 of 2)
Season 2024 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/17/2024
(00:00) Intro (06:42) Curb Your Enthusiasm and Unfrosted (11:11) Lousy Carter (16:09) Snack Shack (23:18) Imaginary and Night Swim (34:17) Chucky
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#8 - Longlegs and Arcadian
Season 2024 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/13/2024
Heeeyyyyyy we saw Longlegs, which is either the scariest movie ever made or the most boringest thing anyone has ever seen. We also saw Arcadian, which is either a real movie or something that Mike and Jay collectively imagined. Both star Nicolas Cage!!!
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#9 - Borderlands
Season 2024 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/12/2024
Eli Roth made a boom boom. Mike and Jay talks about Borderlands. What a misfire! Odd casting choices. No one want to make. Adult professionals pretend to "care" about characters in video game they never hear of so they can make a check to pay for their yachts and shrimp. The behind the scenes interviews where these clowns pretend to care might be the most cringe rizz eva. Jayme Loins Curtis (daughter of Bill Curtis son of King Arthur of Legend) is so old even Michael Myers is too old to kill her. Even Activa won't eat her old gut rot. She pretends to love and care about her character, Rizzo McPizzo but don't give none sh*ts. Her net worth is 197 million dollars. Why she even work anymore? Just be grandma and let others have roles. Poor Cate Beckenblachett. Is it that hard to find good project? Tar 2: Back to the Tar Pits? You're much better than to play Ronald McDonald's sister. Kevin Hart like cash. We all know that.
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#10 - Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Season 2024 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/23/2024
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire is the newest Ghostbusters movie. It's the sequel to the last Ghostbusters movie, which was a franchise reset from the Ghostbusters movie before that one. Do you...do you remember Ghostbusters? Mike, Jay, and Rich sit in an empty void to discuss this latest Sony product. Do you remember Ghostbusters?
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#11 - Late Night with the Devil
Season 2024 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/27/2024
Mike and Jay discuss the new found-footage-ish demonic movie Late Night with the Devil! But more importantly, they break a very important and rare VCR repair tool or something.
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#12 - 2024 Mid-year Catch-up (part 2 of 2)
Season 2024 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/22/2024
(00:00) The Iron Claw (04:55) The Phantom Menace re-release (06:15) Last Stop in Yuma County (09:57) Time Addicts (11:19) Kim's Video (15:55) Abigail (25:08) Love Lies Bleeding (31:46) Mike Forces Jay to Watch an Embarrassing Trailer
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#13 - Deadpool & Wolverine
Season 2024 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/28/2024
Deadpool's back! Marvel's back! Disney's back! Wolverine's back! Everything old is new again, but it's also meta.
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