The WORST episodes of Half in the Bag
Every episode of Half in the Bag ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Half in the Bag!
Two VCR repairmen, Mike and Jay, scam an elderly man out of his fortune by discussing movies while on the job, and occasionally go on eccentric misadventures.
#1 - Snow Falls (2023)
Season 2023 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/12/2023
Mike and Jay narrow down some of the worst rated films of 2023 and pick one to watch. It's called Snow Falls and its something someone made that takes place in a large cabin house. Digital snowflakes fall on snowflakes as they gets cold in the film and can't handle basic survival skills or something and they just get too cold because of the film's premise. Someone made a movie and wanted you to watch this movie cause the trailer makes the movie look like it could be fun. It kind of looks like a movie you've seen before. Young people in a cabin and things happen but in this film nothing really happen. It gets cold and they can't leave the cabin, but they really can. I guess the roads are out but no one ever show me that. Why not drive away from cold house? Why not? No one liked this film, but Mike and Jay may talk about it for longer than anyone on Earth. Why did they? Why review this when them could review newer better or more populated films? When?
#2 - Terminator: Genisys
Season 2015 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/6/2015
Mike and Jay talking about the stupid new Terminator movie.
#3 - Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Season 2015 - Episode 19 - Aired 12/20/2015
It’s episode 100 of Half in the Bag! Mike, Jay, and their new friend Kris Kringle celebrate this momentous event by participating in a normal episode and see the newest Star Warts movie. Lightsabers!
#4 - Truth or Dare and A Quiet Place
Season 2018 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/19/2018
Mike and Jay check out two "scary" movies, Truth or Dare and A Quiet Place. Spoiler: the good one has Michael Bay's name attached to it.
#5 - Slender Man
Season 2018 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/15/2018
Oh no! It's Slender Man! How scaaaaaaarrrrryyyy!!!!
#6 - Censor
Season 2021 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/28/2021
Movie theaters are starting to open back up and long-delayed blockbuster sequels are finally starting to be released like Fast and the Furios 9, A Quiet Place 2, and The Conjuring 3, so naturally Mike and Jay decided to talk about a small, surreal British movie. It's Censor!
#7 - The Matrix Resurrections
Season 2021 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/31/2021
Mike and Jay take a little break from tracking down the Omega variant infested Mr. Plinkett to talk about an important contribution to cinema: The Matrix: Resurrections. This episode also marks an important milestone. It's the first time Mike only drank one beer instead of 5 or more. His dementia is in full swing though. Watch this elderly fat ass try to form coherent sentences is like watching a manatee jump rope. Jay does a pretty good job talking about the movie though.
#8 - 2021 Movie Catch-Up (Part 1 of 2)
Season 2022 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/2022
00:00 - Intro 03:39 - Last Night in Soho 06:09 - Saint Maud 12:35 - Lamb 15:16 - Woodstock 99 19:12 - The Scary of Sixty-First 22:05 - Being the Ricardos 26:29 - Bad Trip 37:04 - I Think You Should Leave 41:55 - I Care a Lot 44:48 - The Amusement Park 48:12 - Dexter: New Blood
#9 - Moonfall
Season 2022 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/10/2022
In this latest episode of the post mortem movie show, Jay and Mike take a look at one of the biggest bombs in movie history: MOONFALL! From the director of a bunch of other movies that somehow were popular and successful despite being equally terrible to MOONFALL! Thanks, Roland Emmerich! Your works of art will live on for generations of idiots to come.
#10 - 2022 Mid-Year Catch-Up Part 2 (Movies)
Season 2022 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/3/2022
It's now officially June and the start of Summer! The first half of this year was a pile of crap but Jay and Mike did watch a bunch of movies that they cared so little about they nearly forgot all of them! The magic of the silver screen is back, baby! Mike orders a can of beer from the future! Jay rambles on about the new Robert Egger's Egg. And the posters on the thumbnail DO NOT represent the order in which the movies were talked about. That would have made sense, right? I should have done that from the start. But now that it's made, I'm too lazy to go and fix it because it's a nice day out and I'm going to the beach to swim in my new clown themed unitard. (00:00:00) Intro (00:02:22) All My Friends Hate Me (00:06:59) Windfall (00:12:53) Jackass Forever (00:17:50) Ultrasound (00:23:38) King Knight (00:30:16) Fresh (00:39:58) The Northman (00:58:58) The Northman/Gladiator Comparison (Spoilers) (01:01:27) Outro
#11 - Halloween Ends
Season 2022 - Episode 15 - Aired 10/19/2022
It is time yet again for evil to die tonight! The online movie discussion world has turned into the angry town mob of Haddonfield with their pitchforks and irons in hand to take aim at Halloween Ends, the third and final film in the David Gordon Green trilogy of Michael Myers movies. Grab your candy corn and Activia and listen to Mike and Jay make you angry for 45 minutes!!!!
#12 - Avengers: Endgame
Season 2019 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/28/2019
It's the new Avengers movie. You're gonna see it.
#13 - Ghostbusters: Afterlife (SPOILERS)
Season 2021 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/21/2021
Mike, Jay and Rich Evans talk about the third sequel to the classic perfect comedy film Ghostbusters. If at first you succeed, fail, fail, and fail again! But this one's got kids in it.
#14 - Willy's Wonderland and The Banana Splits Movie
Season 2021 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/24/2021
Mike and Jay go down a rabbit hole of shameless rip off movies! Specifically Willy's Wonderland starring Nicolas Cage and The Banana Splits Movie, two films """"""influenced""""" by the premise of the video game Five Nights at Freddy's. Which one will be deemed The Best of the Worst????
#15 - Child's Play (2019)
Season 2019 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/23/2019
Mike and Jay saw the new Chucky movie. The reboot. Not the other new Chucky movie that only came out a couple of years ago. It's a different Chucky now. But there's a new Chucky TV series coming out next year as well. That's going to be the original Chucky. The Chucky they're talking about in this video is the new Chucky. There's two Chuckys. For some reason.
#16 - Godzilla: King of the Monsters and Dark Phoenix
Season 2019 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/9/2019
It's that time of year again! Time for tentpole franchises to release their latest entries that will get terrible reviews and immediately flop! Movies are magical!
#17 - Drive Angry and The Adjustment Bureau
Season 2011 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/11/2011
Jay and Mike review Drive Angry 3D and The Adjustment Bureau.
#18 - Quarantine Catch-up (Part 1 of 2)
Season 2020 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/19/2020
Stuck inside during a global apocalypse, Mike and Jay decide to discuss some stuff that everyone already talked about months ago. In part 1, they dig into everyone's favorite nightmare meme, Tiger King, as well as The Invisible Man, ironically one of the last big movie to play in theaters before they...disappeared.
#19 - Spin Me Round and Nope
Season 2022 - Episode 13 - Aired 9/7/2022
There comes a time in every two man's lives when they take a bunch of Glembezza, get super old, do an opening bit that goes on way too long, then watch two films on streaming. That time is then! Jay and Mike talk about two floms they watched weeks ago! Why aren't they talking about movies in the theater? Welp, I looked to see what was playing in the theater and it was: The Muppet Movie from 1974, some kid shit, something called "Honk for Jesus, Jaws from 1977, and some Teen romance film. Yes, the movie theaters are truly dead. They'll fill the screen with literally anything! Why go to a disgusting nightmare-world where you sit in other people's trash to see The Muppet Movie? So Jay and Mike watch two films of very good quality on streaming as they do and review them. Movies truly are magical. Tune in next week when Mike gets an illegal broadcast on his TV by the toynbee tiles guy who is currently broadcasting Clown Doll on all frequencies.
#20 - 2019 Movie Catch-Up! (part 2 of 2)
Season 2019 - Episode 17 - Aired 11/23/2019
Paaart 2. Mike and Jay saw a bunch of crappy horror movies this year. (1:04) The Hole in the Ground (2:47) One Cut of the Dead (4:38) The Dead Don't Die (13:30) Spider-Man: Far From Home (16:50) The Curse of La Llarona (22:00) The Lighthouse (26:44) Ma (30:29) TV Shows and Rise of Skywalker talk
#21 - Cocaine Bear, Knock at the Cabin, and The Whale
Season 2023 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/20/2023
Cocaine Bear! It's that movie that everyone was joking about for about a week and then completely forgot. Jay and Mike talk about it. They also talk about Knock at the Cabin, the latest film from N. Night Shyamalan. It's about a cabin that has a knock at the cabin. They also talk about The Whale, starring Cocaine Bear!
#22 - The People vs. George Lucas and Star Wars Discussion Part 1
Season 2011 - Episode 17 - Aired 9/16/2011
Mike and Jay are joined by Alexandre Philippe, director of the documentary The People vs. George Lucas, to discuss all things Star Wars, including the new blu-ray alterations and what's wrong with George Lucas' brain.
#23 - Synchronic, Promising Young Woman, and Psycho Goreman
Season 2021 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/7/2021
Mike and Jay use Mr. Plinkett's TV to randomly select streaming movies to watch. What else ya gonna do in quarantine? Are we all still in quarantine? What's happening? 00:00 - Intro 04:10 - Synchronic 07:20 - Synchronic SPOILERS 24:54 - Promising Young Woman 32:22 - Promising Young Woman SPOILERS 42:08 - Psycho Goreman 1:08:20 - Outro
#24 - Halloween Kills
Season 2021 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/22/2021
After learning that their secret camera of Mr. Plinkett is no longer working, Mike and Jay arrive at his house to get those sweet sweet anti-bodies. However, instead of continuing this interesting plot line, Mike and Jay decide to talk about Halloween Kills - a film that's much more realistic and fascinating. It is that spooky, scary and most evil time of the year: October through June! What do Mike and Jay think of this newest Halloween installment? Oh come on, you know...
#25 - Quarantine Catch-up (Part 5 of 2)
Season 2020 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/12/2020
00:00 - Intro 00:54 - I'm Thinking of Ending Things 08:28 - On The Rocks 13:19 - The New Mutants 15:58 - Moonbase 8 20:14 - The Queen's Gambit 23:08 - Possessor