The BEST episodes of CinemaSins season 9
Every episode of CinemaSins season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of CinemaSins season 9!
No movie is without sins. We exist mostly just to remind you of that.
#1 - Everything Wrong With Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Season 9 - Episode 75 - Aired 9/1/2020
Batman vs TMNT! Batman AND the teenage mutant ninja turtles?!?! Yes, this is a real movie, and yes, it has sins. So we counted them.
#2 - Everything Wrong With Air Force One
Season 9 - Episode 89 - Aired 10/15/2020
Air Force One is a '90s action movie that sees President Harrison Ford square off against Gary Oldman and Russian bad guys that have taken over the plane. It's fine. You'll enjoy it. But it has every bit as many sins as you think it does.
#3 - Everything Wrong With Candyman
Season 9 - Episode 88 - Aired 10/13/2020
Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Okay, I'm gonna stop there. Here's a '90s horror movie with an upcoming remake. It has scares, bees, and sins. so we counted... the sins. We don't count bees around here.
#4 - Everything Wrong With Ad Astra
Season 9 - Episode 87 - Aired 10/8/2020
Ad Astra. This movie is not everyone's cup of tea. It has some really good stuff, but it's also overlong, over-narrated, and a little too heady. Oh, and the sins. Gobs of 'em.
#5 - Everything Wrong With Corpse Bride
Season 9 - Episode 86 - Aired 10/6/2020
Corpse Bride is a Tim Burton stop-motion animation film that tries to recaptures the magic of The Nightmare before Christmas. It doesn't really succeed. There are charming moments, but LOTS of sins.
#6 - Everything Wrong With Jennifer's Body
Season 9 - Episode 85 - Aired 10/1/2020
Jennifer's Body is considered a cult classic by many in the horror-loving community. And we aren't going to argue with them about that. We actually only care about one thing: does the movie have sins. In this case, as in all cases, the answer is yes!
#7 - Everything Wrong With Hercules
Season 9 - Episode 84 - Aired 9/29/2020
Hercules is the Disney movie that time forgot. It's in between the good ones and the not-as-good ones... but it's pretty good! memorable songs, fun villain. Oh, and plenty of sins.
#8 - Everything Wrong With Annabelle Comes Home
Season 9 - Episode 82 - Aired 9/24/2020
They are still making Anabelle movies. And Anabelle Comes Home is the third one. And it has LOTS of sins. Such sins.
#9 - Everything Wrong With The Book of Eli
Season 9 - Episode 81 - Aired 9/22/2020
The Book of Eli is a post-apocalyptic movie about the search for The Bible. Denzel Washington stars and Gary Oldman is the villain, and it's SUPER watchable and fun. But it does have sins! So we counted them.
#10 - Everything Wrong With Chicken Little
Season 9 - Episode 80 - Aired 9/17/2020
Chicken Little is an animated movie that almost all of us forgot even happened. BUT... it has sins. So we counted 'em
#11 - Everything Wrong With Ice Age: The Meltdown
Season 9 - Episode 79 - Aired 9/15/2020
Ice Age: The Meltdown is actually the SECOND movie in the series, which is weird because it feels like the fourth or fifth. Regardless, this has f*cking Scrat and tons of sins.
#12 - Everything Wrong With Enemy of the State
Season 9 - Episode 78 - Aired 9/10/2020
Enemy of the State is a movie that is WAY ahead of its time, but also objectively bonkers. It begins as a warning about government surveillance, but ends in a basic shootout. This movie is watchable as hell, but it has sins like crazy!
#13 - Everything Wrong With Rio 2
Season 9 - Episode 77 - Aired 9/8/2020
Rio 2 is a real movie you probably forgot existed. But yes, they did make a sequel. Something about the rain forest, I don't know... I forgot it already. But it was sinful as hell!
#14 - Everything Wrong With Murder Mystery
Season 9 - Episode 76 - Aired 9/3/2020
Murder Mystery is another in the line of Adam Sandler Netflix movies. And at this point, you are either on board and you enjoy them, or you don't even bother with them. But for both kinds of people... we watched it for you and counted all its sins.
#15 - Everything Wrong With Saw V
Season 9 - Episode 90 - Aired 10/20/2020
Saw V! Holy sh*t there's so many of these things! Why do they keep making them more and more convoluted and confusing?! Anyway, Saw V has sins, yo.
#16 - Everything Wrong With Big
Season 9 - Episode 74 - Aired 8/27/2020
Big is a classic comedy film and one of Tom Hanks' most famous performances. We love it. But it still has sins, so we were compelled to count them.
#17 - Everything Wrong With Fantasy Island
Season 9 - Episode 73 - Aired 8/25/2020
Fantasy Island is a horror movie that makes no sense. Like, no sense. But it has jump scares and pretty people. So you might enjoy it. Oh, it also has sins... lots of them.
#18 - Everything Wrong With The Hitman's Bodyguard
Season 9 - Episode 72 - Aired 8/20/2020
The Hitman's Bodyguard is a movie that you can enjoy. We won't stop you. The two leads are charming and have good chemistry. But the plot is a mess. And it has lots of sins!
#19 - Everything Wrong With Scoob!
Season 9 - Episode 71 - Aired 8/18/2020
I think this movie came out in 2020, but it still feels like it came out years ago. That's how long 2020 has been! But Scoob is an animated Scooby Doo adventure that has a few laughs, and even more sins!
#20 - Everything Wrong With Live Free or Die Hard
Season 9 - Episode 70 - Aired 8/13/2020
Live Free or Die Hard is the first Die Hard film to NOT be rated R. And it shows. There's a lot of mumbo jumbo about hacking, a pretty ridiculous car-vs-helicopter scene, and Justin Long. Oh, and it's got sins. Lots of 'em.
#21 - Everything Wrong With Hustlers
Season 9 - Episode 69 - Aired 8/11/2020
Hustlers is a pretty good movie. It has strippers, J-Lo, Julia Stiles, and stealing! It's also got sins, so we counted them. Like we do.
#22 - Everything Wrong With The Fugitive
Season 9 - Episode 68 - Aired 8/6/2020
The Fugitive is an all time classic. We love this movie. But man... a lot of bullsh*t goes on. A lot. Some of it is sinful. Here are the sins of The Fugitive.
#23 - Everything Wrong With Cabin Fever
Season 9 - Episode 67 - Aired 8/4/2020
Cabin Fever put Eli Roth on the map. It feels like a slasher, but ultimately it's a virus thingie. Kind of a zombie hybrid. But I digress... The film has plenty of sins, as most movies do, so we counted them.
#24 - Everything Wrong With Just Go With It
Season 9 - Episode 66 - Aired 7/30/2020
This movie is not good. It's bad. It's a bad kind of not good. AND what's more... it has TONS of sins! So we counted them.
#25 - Everything Wrong With Jonah Hex
Season 9 - Episode 65 - Aired 7/28/2020
Jonah Hex is a... (checks notes)... DC Comics property?!?! Well, anyway, the movie is pretty terrible. We counted the sins because it's a pandemic and we're f*cking bored, dude.