The WORST episodes of Eagleheart

Every episode of Eagleheart ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Eagleheart!

Every episode of Eagleheart promises violence, suspense, intrigue and copious amounts of needless bloodshed as Marshal Chris Monsanto blindly kicks, punches and shoots his way to what may or may not be a legitimate solution to his case. On any given day, Monsanto may battle a pair of evil twin gubernatorial candidates, surgically alter his appearance to investigate a string of elderly kidnappings, track missing mountain lions to the center of the earth, or punch people so hard they explode. Aided by his sidekicks Brett (Brett Gelman, The Other Guys) and Susie (Maria Thayer, Forgetting Sarah Marshall), and under the watchful authority of Chief (Michael Gladis, Mad Men), Chris Monsanto's goal is always the same: to overcome the obstacle that was presented in the beginning of the episode.

Last Updated: 2/25/2024Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended
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Get Worse Soon
star
7.12
356 votes

#1 - Get Worse Soon

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/3/2011

Marshal Chris Monsanto sets out to avenge his partner's death.

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Bringing Down Bunju
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7.32
50 votes

#2 - Bringing Down Bunju

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/21/2012

When Chris, Brett and Susie bring a brutal dictator to justice, they learn that marshaling isn't all fun and games. Although sometimes it is games. But not fun.

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Susie's Song
star
7.41
22 votes

#3 - Susie's Song

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/24/2011

Susie learns a lesson in love.

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Tramps
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7.43
21 votes

#4 - Tramps

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/14/2012

A disappearance seems fishy to the marshals.

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Quint
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7.47
30 votes

#5 - Quint

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/27/2013

Complications surface.

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Me Llamo Justice
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7.49
114 votes

#6 - Me Llamo Justice

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/24/2011

Chris seeks justice south of the border.

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Moss
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7.54
57 votes

#7 - Moss

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/15/2013

Events are set in motion.

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A Mug of Chili and a Bowl of Death
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7.55
20 votes

#8 - A Mug of Chili and a Bowl of Death

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/21/2011

Chris wants revenge after searching for missing marshals.

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Little Dude
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7.64
22 votes

#9 - Little Dude

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/10/2012

Susie goes undercover to find a murderous hermaphrodite.

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The Human Bat
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7.64
22 votes

#10 - The Human Bat

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/31/2011

Brett's need for respect forces him to make a shocking decision.

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Chris, Susie, Brett, and Malice
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7.65
78 votes

#11 - Chris, Susie, Brett, and Malice

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/17/2011

The marshals witness a mob hit and are forced into hiding.

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Once in a Wattle
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7.69
48 votes

#12 - Once in a Wattle

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/7/2011

A hunt for missing seniors prompts Chris to go undercover.

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Honch
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7.69
26 votes

#13 - Honch

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/17/2014

The Season 3 finale.

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Exit Wound the Gift Shop
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7.76
21 votes

#14 - Exit Wound the Gift Shop

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/7/2012

Chris becomes an art sensation with his signature blood splatters

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America
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7.77
30 votes

#15 - America

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/13/2013

A dangerous situation emerges.

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Honor Thy Marshal
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7.81
21 votes

#16 - Honor Thy Marshal

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/31/2012

Do you have what it takes to be a U.S. Marshal?

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Old Gary
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7.82
22 votes

#17 - Old Gary

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 6/28/2012

The Marshals are called to the woods to quell tensions between loggers and some local activists. They uncover a lot more than you were expecting.

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Master of Da'Skies
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7.83
198 votes

#18 - Master of Da'Skies

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/17/2011

A blimp without laws. A devil in the clouds. And an angel of justice. Chris Monsanto learns of a loophole in the law: anything that happens in the sky is perfectly legal. Chris uses this loophole to his advantage and goes after the Baron and all skycrime.

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Joe
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7.85
26 votes

#19 - Joe

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/20/2013

Problems arise.

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Danger: Mountain Lions
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7.85
20 votes

#20 - Danger: Mountain Lions

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/14/2011

Chris discovers an ancient secret while looking for an old friend.

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Gabey, Calvin and Stu
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7.88
51 votes

#21 - Gabey, Calvin and Stu

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/12/2012

Chris must face his past in the Season 2 premiere.

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Bringing Up Beezor
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7.90
52 votes

#22 - Bringing Up Beezor

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/19/2012

Brett is caught off guard by his beezor.

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Tinselwood
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7.90
21 votes

#23 - Tinselwood

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/17/2012

A killer targets celebrities, so the team go to Tinselwood to stop him.

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Double Your Displeasure
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7.97
106 votes

#24 - Double Your Displeasure

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/10/2011

Chris is visited by twins from his past.

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Gribbs
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8.00
25 votes

#25 - Gribbs

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/10/2014

A change in circumstances.

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