The BEST episodes written by Glenn Eichler
#1 - Fortune Cookie Day
The Emperor's New School - Season 1 - Episode 17
All of the fortunes in Kuzco's fortune cookies start coming true!
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#2 - Boxing Daria
Daria - Season 5 - Episode 13
Daria becomes upset by memories of an argument her parents had when she was a child, which may have been caused by one too many parent/teacher conferences over her refusal to socialize. She later learns that her problems as a kid were just something that comes with being smart.
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#3 - The Misery Chick
Daria - Season 1 - Episode 13
Tommy Sherman, former Lawndale High football star, visits the school when a goalpost is named after him. He turns out to be a complete jerk that insults or propositions everyone he meets, particularly Daria, whom he calls a "misery chick". Daria and Jane crack a few jokes about wishing he were dead, and seconds later he is killed when the goalpost falls on him. Suddenly everyone comes to Daria for advice on dealing with the traumatic incident, because they all think she's obsessed with death, and Jane starts avoiding her because she feels responsible.
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#4 - Partner's Complaint
Daria - Season 4 - Episode 1
Mrs. Bennett has the class get into pairs for a budgeting project. Daria, angry at Jane for spending so much time with Tom, pairs up with Jodie instead; meanwhile Jane pairs up with Brittany. Daria and Jodie try to start their own business, but have trouble getting a loan from a bank because of their age and possibly Jodie's race. Jodie gets mad at Daria when she is criticized for using her father's clout in order to succeed. Meanwhile, Jane and Brittany try to purchase a car, but the car salesman seems much more interested in getting a date with Brittany.
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#5 - All Night Security Dude
Married... with Children - Season 5 - Episode 16
Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
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#6 - Cafe Disaffecto
Daria - Season 1 - Episode 4
The school starts a fundraiser to build a student coffeehouse, and after Daria and Jane fail at selling candy bars, Daria is asked to perform on stage opening night to earn the extra credit points. She ends up reciting an anti-communist story she wrote that starts a riot and has the place closed down.
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#7 - Dye! Dye! My Darling!
Daria - Season 4 - Episode 13
Jane plans to dye her hair to resemble tiger stripes, and to do it she enlists the help of Daria, who is reluctant for fear she will screw it up. While Daria is applying dye, Jane asks her why she has been spending so much time with Tom, a topic that Daria finds uncomfortable. Afterward, the dye job looks horrible, and Jane accuses Daria of deliberately screwing it up. With some prodding from Trent, Jane realizes she has been acting a bit paranoid, and after she dyes her hair back to normal she apologizes to Daria, who once again insists that she is not trying to steal Tom. Afterward, Tom and Daria have a talk where he says that the problems he and Jane are having are not caused by her, and she says she is not interested in him and doesn't want to stab Jane in the back. Then they passionately kiss. Racked with guilt, Daria confesses about it to Jane, who storms off angrily. Jane breaks up with Tom, though it becomes an amicable breakup as Jane realizes Tom and Daria make a better coupl
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#8 - Eating Contest
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 3 - Episode 11
Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee. videos: U2 - "Mysterious Ways" Circus Of Power - "Heaven or Hell" David Lee Roth - "Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody"
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#9 - Jane's Addition
Daria - Season 3 - Episode 13
Daria and Jane are assigned a multimedia computer project, which is hindered by Trent's procrastination in coming up with music for it. Meanwhile, Jane starts dating a guy, Tom, whom Daria immediately sees as a threat to her friendship with Jane--until she and Tom have a talk about it.
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#10 - Esteemsters
Daria - Season 1 - Episode 1
On their first day at Lawndale High, Daria and Quinn have to take a mandatory psychological exam, where perky, popular Quinn passes with flying colors, while sarcastic loner Daria is forced to enroll in a self-esteem course, where she meets the equally sarcastic Jane. Meanwhile, Quinn goes to great lengths to prevent people from knowing she's related to Daria, since she thinks that it will ruin her popularity.
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#11 - Give Blood
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 1 - Episode 2
The boys try to earn money by donating blood at a local blood drive...they end up with no money and give a LITTLE bit more blood than they bargained for. Olivia Newton-John - "Physical" The Ramones - "I Wanna Be Sedated" Big Daddy Kane with Barry White - "All Of Me Wants All Of You" Judas Priest - "Painkiller" Concrete Blond - "Bloodletting"
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#12 - Sporting Goods
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 3 - Episode 12
Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper. videos: Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Breaking The Girl" DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - "Girls Ain't Nothin' But Trouble"
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#13 - Baby Makes Uh, Three
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 2 - Episode 4
Buzzcut divides the class into boy/girl pairs, and assigns each a "sugar baby" which they must care for and nurture for one week. Beavis and Butt-head are paired together (as each girl in the class has refused to be assigned to them), and promptly give their "baby" a bath -- in a stream. videos: U2 - "One" Aerosmith - "Rag Doll" Katrina & The Waves - "Walking On Sunshine" Garth Brooks - "The Thunder Rolls" Nine Inch Nails - "Wish"
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#14 - Gold Fool's
The Emperor's New School - Season 1 - Episode 18
When Kuzco's attempts to earn money for the cartcycle that he wants to buy fail miserably, he turns to an old legend about magical creatures that are supposed to hand over their gold to you if you catch them.
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#15 - At the Sideshow
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 2 - Episode 6
The boys go to a carnival sideshow to watch Tiffany The Rubber Band Lady perform. Somehow, they wind up in their own show, as the "Chicken-Head-Biting, Siamese twin Geeks." Michael Damian - "Rock On" Golden Earring - "Twilight Zone" The Jacksons - "Torture" Culture Club - "Karma Chameleon" Talking Heads - "Wild Wild Life"
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#16 - Door-To-Door
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 1 - Episode 1
The boys go to door-to-door to collect money for the poor as part of a class project; they meet up with a dominatrix. videos: Guns N' Roses - "Garden Of Eden" Sir Mix-A-Lot - "Baby Got Back" Madonna - "Erotica" Nine Inch Nails - "Head Like A Hole" LSD - "School For Fools"
#17 - Blackout!
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 4 - Episode 11
A blackout forces Beavis and Butt-head out of the house to find a place to watch TV. videos: Radiohead - "Creep" Morrissey - "November Spawned a Monster"
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#18 - Sign Here
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 2 - Episode 21
Mr. Van Driessen sends the boys on a petition drive to stop a furrier from coming to town. videos: Hall & Oates - "Maneater" Def Leppard - "Animal" Huey Lewis & The News - "I Want A New Drug" The Dead Milkmen - "Smokin' Banana Peels" Young MC - "Principal's Office" Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Show Me Your Soul"
#19 - Fizz Ed
Daria - Season 5 - Episode 1
Facing a lack of funds, Principal Li accepts a generous sum of money from a soda company, in exchange for letting them promote and advertise their product on campus. Daria has a problem with the fact that the school is being used in this manner, however, everybody--the school superintendent included-feels she has no right to complain since the arrangement is bringing the school the money it needs. Unfortunately, Ms. Li fails to meet the profit quota the soda company requires, and is forced to increase promotion of the product, to the point of including it in athletic uniforms and lesson plans. Ultimately the effort to amend the situation proves too much for her, and the soda company is forced to pull out of the deal (though it still leaves its logo in several strategically placed areas).
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#20 - Yogurt's Cool
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 2 - Episode 19
The boys buy frozen yogurt after seeing a seductive ad for it on TV. Videos: Rick James - Superfreak Scandal - Goodbye To You T'Pau - Heart & Soul White Zombie - Thunder Kiss '65 Jane's Addiction - Mountain Song
#21 - Cool Dad
Clarissa Explains It All - Season 1 - Episode 12
Marshall is invited to speak at Clarissa's school's career night, which she finds embarrassing. Clarissa tries to convince him not to go, unsuccessfully. Marshall decides to become 'cool' to fit in.
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#23 - The Teachings of Don Jake
Daria - Season 1 - Episode 12
Jake and Helen take the kids on a camping trip, which doesn't go well after Jake starts obsessing over his rocky relationship with his late father. Then it goes straight to hell when Jake, Helen and Quinn eat psychotropic berries and go insane. Meanwhile, Jane and Trent attend their dysfunctional family reunion.
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#24 - This Year's Model
Daria - Season 1 - Episode 6
Talent scouts from the Amazon Modeling Agency come to Lawndale High to teach a class on modeling, promising a modeling scholarship to one lucky student. Many of the girls in school are more than eager to get that scholarship. Daria is not one of those girls.
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#26 - Rhinoceritis!
Rugrats - Season 3 - Episode 6
Playing doctor (not THAT kind of playing doctor) with her "Binks McGill" doctor kit (based on the TV show), Angelica diagnoses Chuckie with the entirely ficticious "Rhinoceritis", in which Chuckie will turn into a rhino. The signs of "Rhinoceritis" includes a bump on a head (where "a horn is growing in"), scaly skin (actually, scabs), and ornery behavior. Meanwhile, Drew helps Stu and Didi with their income tax, with some sound advice for those who don't file properly.
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#28 - Toby Keith
The Colbert Report - Season 4 - Episode 95
Tonight Stephen welcomes country music superstar Toby Keith and star of Beer for My Horses, plus Keith performs the song of the same name.
#29 - Scott McClellan
The Colbert Report - Season 4 - Episode 107
Tonight Stephen welcomes former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan, author of What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception, Scott McClellan. Also, Stephen talks with former Georgia Representative and Libertarian Presidential candidate Bob Barr about the Libertarian party's "green" efforts.