The BEST episodes of The Emperor's New School
Every episode of The Emperor's New School ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Emperor's New School!
"The Emperor's New School" is a unique comedy about Kuzco, a self-centered and spoiled teen who must survive the trials of Incan public school and pass all of his classes so that he can officially become Emperor. His friend Malina keeps his attitude in check, while the evil Yzma (cleverly disguised as Principal Amzy) and her dim-witted sidekick Kronk are out to make sure Kuzco fails.
#1 - Yzmopolis
Season 1 - Episode 33 - Aired 11/11/2006
When Kuzco wishes he had never been Emperor, he soon becomes sorry what he wished for after experiencing a world in which Yzma is Emperor. Now he must do whatever it takes to get the village back the way it used to be and should be.
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#3 - Working Girl
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/15/2007
Kuzco and Malina head to Mudka's to eat. When Malina is displeased with Yata and the overall service, she gets a job and starts to improve their service. However, when her service makes Yata look bad, Mudka Junior, the owner, fires Yata. Now Malina, Kuzco, and Yata have to think of a way to get Yata's job back.
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Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 1/28/2008
Kuzco is sick of Kronk getting all the attention, so he decides to join the Inca Ball team. However, his personality clashes with his teammates as Kuzco thinks he can win the game all by himself. This causes him to become a ball hog, so the Kuzco Academy team begins to lose every game. When the final, most important game of the season comes around, the entire team quits, and leaves Kuzco to play by himself.
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#5 - Fortune Cookie Day
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/5/2006
All of the fortunes in Kuzco's fortune cookies start coming true!
#6 - The Emperor's New Pet
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/7/2006
In Home Economics class, everyone is given a kitten to take care of for a week. Once again, Yzma tries to make him fail by turning the kitten into a jaguar.
#7 - The Adventures of Red-Eyed Tree Frog Man
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/3/2006
Yzma’s science class is dissecting frogs, so she turns Kuzco into one so he can be dissected! Instead, he becomes a “hero” known as the Red-Eyed Tree Frog Man.
#8 - Vincent Van Guaka
Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 1/14/2008
Kuzco invites Malina, Kronk, Yata, and Guaca over to play games, where they discover Guaca's "fear" of drawing. His father wants him to be an artist, so he entered him in the art competition to be held the next day. Kuzco hates seeing Guaca so depressed (since he keeps spilling his drinks), so he sneaks into Yzma's lab to find a painting potion. When it turns out that Yzma used the last one, Kuzco must make another one. When he goes to test it at the art fair, his pterodactyl drawing comes to life and takes Guaca's father for a ride! Now it is up to Guaca to save his dad.
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#9 - Hungry Hungry Llama
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/10/2006
If Kuzco doesn't have his homework tomorrow, he fails!
#10 - Card Wars
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 11/5/2007
When a new card game becomes the latest craze, Kuzco rushes to get his own set of cards. He then tries to rip off Kronk to get a powerful card, but it turns out that it was he who was ripped off. Now Kuzco will do anything to get the card back. Yzma decides to try and use the card to trade the rights to the throne. Meanwhile, Malina and Yata, who believe they are being mature by not being caught up in the latest fads, start buying all the coolest accessories.
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#12 - Kronkenitza
Season 2 - Episode 26 - Aired 1/28/2008
Kuzco's class is assigned to research their family tree. When Kronk asks his father, he discovers that he is actually from Kronkenitza, which causes Kuzco and some other kids at school to make fun of him for being different. Even Yzma wants in on the fun, so Kronk decides to leave and go to Kronkenitza. However, his leaving may not be a good idea, as soon his friends begin to miss him when some terrible things begin to happen. Meanwhile, Yzma's latest destroy Kuzco scheme involves cloning herself to win a contest.
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Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/23/2007
Kuzco misses all of the room at the palace and is sick of sharing a room with Chaca and Tipo, so he puts them up for sale outside. Kronk comes by and offers to clean the house for them. However, this is a plan by Yzma. She wants Kronk to to find Kuzco's Emperor permit so that she can change it to make her Empress.
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Season 2 - Episode 51 - Aired 9/18/2008
When Malina won't pay attention to him, Kuzco uses Yzma's new machine to separate all of her personalities. He then begins to date "Smoochy Malina". However, when she becomes to clingy he dumps her. This causes all of the Malinas to turn on him and now he and Kronk must find a way to turn them all back into one Malina.
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Season 2 - Episode 37 - Aired 5/5/2008
When Kuzco's class visits the museum, an ancient tablet reveals that Kuzco is not the true heir to the throne, Guaka is! Guaka immediately takes over the palace and starts to treat even Kuzco unfairly. Yzma decides to take advantage of this and trick him into hiring her as his adviser, however, none of her old tricks work on Guaka due to his obsession with Kuzco. Then he demands that Malina become his empress or he will build a store over her house. Kuzco and Malina then decide to seek out a special chalice that will reveal the true heir to the throne.
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#17 - Everybody Loves Kuzco
Season 2 - Episode 41 - Aired 6/12/2008
Yzma's latest destroy Kuzco scheme may be the best one yet. After realizing that Kuzco pays more attention to girls then school, she has Kronk trick him into taking a potion which makes girls, including Malina, attracted to him. The girls then begin chasing him everywhere, which is more then Kuzco can deal with.
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#18 - Kuzco Fever
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/28/2006
Kuzco wants to buy a new bike that is really expensive, but he finds out that he can't dip into the Royal Funds unless he's sick, so he decides to fake sick by coloring orange spots on his face with Chaca's orange crayon.
#19 - Father O' Mine
Season 2 - Episode 40 - Aired 6/12/2008
A man arrives in town that claims to be Kuzco's father. Kuzco, who does not remember his father, immediately thinks he is telling the truth and the two becomes inseparable. However, everyone else is suspicious of the man, and it turns out that he might not be who he says he is.
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#20 - Empress Malina
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/3/2006
Empress Mailna: Kuzco is excited that his date Malina is going to be crowned Empress at the school dance, until he discovers she has a huge zit. The Adventures of Red-Eyed Tree Frog Man: Yzma turns Kuzco into a tree frog.
#21 - The Big Fight
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/3/2006
Kuzco teases a student named Kavo thinking he is just joking around. Kavo, who gets mad about it, decides to beat Kuzco up. Kuzco then hides all over the school and even turns himself into a cat to avoid Kavo.
#22 - No Man Is an Island
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 1/14/2008
Yzma's latest scheme to get rid of Kuzco is a little more simplistic then usual. She decides to just put him in a box and ship him away. When Kronk sets a trap for Kuzco, he also ends up capturing Malina, and shipping them to a deserted island. While Yzma decides to begin her palace remodeling, Kronk heads to the island to save Malina, and maybe Kuzco. In order to stop Kronk from rescuing Kuzco, Yzma heads to the island. Meanwhile, Malina ends up becoming an idol for the monkeys, who do anything she wants. Kuzco then gets them to worship him, but the two end up being sacrifices to their real idol, a giant monkey.
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Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 10/22/2007
It is time for the annual Nut Festival and Kuzco wants no part of it, so he heads to the river. When Bucky bothers him, he throws a nut which ends up breaking a dam and washing away the festival. He blames it on the squirrels, so the villagers decide to gather up all the squirrels and ship them out of town. Yzma takes advantage of this and uses a pie to turn Kuzco (and accidentally Kronk) into a squirrel.
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#25 - Only the Wrong Survive
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/2006
Kuzco, Kronk and Malina are given a class assignment that involves their survival skills. They are forced to stay overnight in the wilderness without anyone or anything. Just when they finally get there camp set up, Kuzco accidentally gets it destroyed.