The WORST episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess
Every episode of Xena: Warrior Princess ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess!
Xena is as an infamous warrior on a quest to seek redemption for her past sins against the innocent by using her formidable fighting skills to now, help those who are unable to defend themselves. Xena is accompanied by Gabrielle, who during the series changes from a simple farm girl into an Amazon warrior and Xena's comrade-in-arms.
#1 - Married with Fishsticks
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/28/2000
When Gabrielle hits her head and falls into the ocean, she gets amnesia and a merman tries to convince her that she's his wife and mother to his fishy offspring.
#2 - Send in the Clones
Season 6 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/28/2001
In modern times, a mysterious woman and three fans of Xena, use hair samples to create clones of Xena and Gabrielle, who face a familiar enemy from their past.
#3 - Lifeblood
Season 5 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/13/2000
Xena and Gabrielle travel to the Amazon village to make baby Eve an Amazon princess and find that they must stop a war instead.
#4 - Punch Lines
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/24/2000
Suffering from writers's block, Gabrielle tells Aphrodite about her day in which a depressed god shrunk her and Argo and how she attempted to correct the situation before a very moody Xena catches on. Meanwhile, Xena tries to control her hormone-induced temper but to no avail.
#5 - You Are There
Season 6 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/5/2001
A tabloid reporter tries to get the scoop on Xena and her motivation for her quest to obtain the legendary golden apples from Valhalla.
#6 - Kindred Spirits
Season 5 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/17/2000
At the Amazon village, Gabrielle is torn between staying as Queen of the Amazons, and sharing adventures with Xena and baby Eve.
#7 - If the Shoe Fits...
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/30/1999
While journeying to reunite little princess Alecia with her father and the stepmother she dislikes, Xena, Gabrielle, Joxer and Aphrodite take turns regaling the child with fairy tales with familiar faces.
#8 - The Play's the Thing
Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/20/1999
The Queen of Cons, Zera, convinces Gabrielle to base a play on her adventures with Xena, with the hidden motive of running off with the production's investment money.
#9 - Takes One to Know One
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/1/1999
Family and friends gather for Gabrielle's surprise birthday party only to become suspects in a murder investigation instead when a bounty hunter looking to take Xena in, is murdered. Now Discord, the newly appointed goddess of retribution, has given Xena until sunrise to find the killer or everyone she loves will be taken to the underworld.
#10 - The Key to the Kingdom
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/16/1999
Joxer, Meg and Autolycus team up to steal the infamous ""key"" that's prophecized to lead to the crown of Athena, the joke's on Autolycus when he learns the key is really a baby and Meg wants to be his mother.
#11 - The Deliverer
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/20/1997
When Xena travels to Brittania to help stop Caesar's invasion, Gabrielle is tricked into losing her blood innocence, by taking the life of an innocent, which binds her to the evil ""one god"" Dahuk.
#12 - Last of the Centaurs
Season 6 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/30/2001
Ephany's son, Xenon, is wanted by Lord Belach for kidnapping his daughter, Nika. However, Nika and Xenon are married and expecting a child. Ephany's spirit visits Gabrielle and asks for her help. Lord Belach hunts down the Centaurs and kills them all except for Xenon. Xena and Gabrielle offer to find Nika for Belach, who is the son of Barias. Belach has spent his life trying to avoid becoming what his father was. Xena reveals that she is the woman that took Barias away from Belach and his mother. Nika has her baby, a Centaur. Belach captures Xenon and wants to trade him for his daughter. Nika, Xena and Gabrielle convince Belach that peace is the best solution.
#13 - A Comedy of Eros
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/19/1997
When Cupid's infant son, Bliss, runs amok putting love spells on unsuspecting people, Xena falls in love with the warlord, Draco, Draco falls for Gabrielle and Gabrielle gets the hots for Joxer.
#14 - Déjà Vu All Over Again
Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/22/1999
A present-day woman believes she's the reincarnation of Xena, the warrior princess, while her disbelieving boyfriend thinks she's crazy, and seeks help from a past life expert, with some familiar faces along the way.
#15 - Here She Comes...Miss Amphipolis
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/20/1997
Xena masquerades as a beauty pageant contestant, to stop a sabateur, bent on destroying a peace treaty between two warlords.
#16 - Old Ares Had a Farm
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/15/2001
Xena disguises a mortal Ares as a farmer in the middle of nowhere in order to hide him from warlords seeking revenge.
#17 - Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/17/2000
Xena holds a battle of the bands contest in a quest for peace between Amazons and a lovesick-for-Gabrielle Draco, in the musical capital of Greec. Meanwhile Joxer runs into his other brother, the flamboyant Jace and Xena tries to evade her mother's attempts at matchmaking.
#18 - The Xena Scrolls
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/13/1997
In the year 1940, two female archaeologists searching for the Xena scrolls end up in an ancient tomb confronting legendary figures from the past.
#19 - The Bitter Suite
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/14/1998
After trying to kill one another, grief-stricken Xena and Gabrielle awake in a strange land called Illusia, filled with familiar faces, where they must face the pain and anger caused by the deaths of their children and forgive one another in order to live.
#20 - A Solstice Carol
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/9/1996
During Winter Solstice, Xena and Gabrielle visit a town where it's Scrooge-like King has deemed that celebrating the holiday is a crime.
#21 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/28/1996
When Orpheus loses the power to subdue the god Bacchus with his music, Xena and Gabrielle risk their lives to end Bacchus's reign of terror.
#22 - Soul Possession
Season 6 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/4/2001
Ares wants Xena's soul for eternity, and he will do just about anything to get it. He bargains with Xena over Gabrielle's soul using a contract, and almost gets Xena to marry him. Of course Xena is aware of Ares' tricky nature and backs out of the marriage. So, the reincarnations of Gabrielle, Joxer and Xena have to fight with Ares at a modern-day meeting of CH.A.K.R.A.M. Xena manages to destroy the contract Ares created to get her soul. Once again, Ares' plans are ruined.
#23 - Them Bones, Them Bones
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/1/1999
Xena and Gabrielle cross over to the spirit realm to stop Alti from draining Xena's baby's lifeforce, so she can enter the physical world in the child's body.
#24 - Warrior...Princess...Tramp
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/11/1996
When Diana's father takes ill, Xena is summoned and runs into yet another lookalike, a barmaid named Meg, who seems quite taken with Joxer.
#25 - Gabrielle's Hope
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/27/1997
In Brittania, Gabrielle becomes pregnant and rapidly gives birth to a baby girl she names Hope. Xena is unsure of what to do because the child is the offspring of the evil god Dahuk and she cannot decide between killing the child or protecting her.