The WORST episodes of V.I.P.
Every episode of V.I.P. ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of V.I.P.!
From J.F. Lawton comes a thrilling action-comedy show V.I.P. starring Pamela Anderson! While working on a hot-dog stand with her friend Maxine, Vallery Irons meets a celebrity Brad Cliff which invites her to the premiere of his new movie. When on the premiere Vallery saves Cliff from a crazy fan that wanted to kill him, to save his fame, Cliff says that Vallery is his personal bodyguard which she, of course, isn't. Soon her face appears on all the headlines of magazines. In the meantime, a group of professional bodyguards needs a famous face for their new agency, so they make Vallery join them and call their agency V.I.P. They promise Vallery a glamorous life without danger which really becomes glamorous, but as a head of a bodyguard team, Vallery's every day is a danger. Meet the crew: Vallery Irons (Pamela Anderson) is a young and beautiful lady which enjoys life full of glamour and fame filled with style & fashion and has no idea how hard it is to be a bodyguard unt
#1 - Val Who Cried Wolf
Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/11/2002
V.I.P. are hired to protect a Jim Carrey like comedian after he receives several death threats. The death threats they discover come from an old friend of the comedian's who claims he invented the character that made the comedian famous.
#2 - Quick and the Dead
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/1999
Someone has stolen Quick's identity and is ruining his reputation. Quick, tired of spending time in jail for crimes he didn't commit goes out to find the man ruining his good name.
#3 - Mao Better Blues
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/20/1999
V.I.P. must protect a Chinese artifact from the Cho Dynasty while at the same time try and save a Chinese freedom fighter.
#4 - Dangerous Beauty
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/22/2000
Art thieves are using a young artist to smuggle paintings. What they did was take pieces of art, put something on the canvas to make it look blank and have Bobby Xero, the artist, paint it. Then they'd put them up for sale at an art show, buy them, rid it of Bobby's work and resell it for much more money. Val however ruined their plans when she spilled some turpentine on one of the canvases exposing the art underneath. Now V.I.P. must regain the painting and rescue Val and Bobby Xero from the smugglers who threatened to kill them for discovering their scheme.
#5 - Analyse Val
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/29/2000
V.I.P. must protect the vice-president's analyst the Squires Of Liberty, a militia group that is trying to kidnap him, while at the same time trying to keep the peace within the group.
#6 - All You Need is Val
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/5/2000
V.I.P. split up into two teams when Tasha is tired of doing charity events. She gets V.I.P. a job body guarding Cora DeFarge of DeFarge Industries but Val and Kay have already signed on to protect Paul McCartney from a bomb threat at a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) benefit concert. Val and Kay refuse to drop the PETA gig especially when they find out that DeFarge Industries is on PETA's list of companies to boycott. V.I.P. discover a warehouse owned by Cora DeFarge, which contains military issued weapons with the serial numbers, filed off, gold bars and monkey paws. When they return an hour later with Grispy the warehouse has been cleared of the aforementioned items and refilled with medical supplies. Tasha discovers that Cora is behind the bomb threat at the PETA benefit concert and V.I.P. become one again to eliminate Cora DeFarge.
#7 - Third Eye Blond
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/1/2000
V.I.P. must protect a psychic to the stars when he finds a dead body and the killer puts a hit on him.
#8 - Loh-Down Dirty Shame
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/14/2000
V.I.P. are hired to protect the ancient Chinese mask of Jin-Doo but Johnny is under the influence of his mentor from China.
#9 - For Val's Eyes Only
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/21/2000
When Nikki, Val and Tasha stumble upon an attempted bank robbery Nikki discovers that the group leader is the same man that killed her father 10 years ago.
#10 - Val in Carnation
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/24/2001
After seeing a past life regression therapist Maxine starts to have flashbacks from a previous life in which she was murdered. With Maxine's help V.I.P. are able to solve the previously unknown murder.
#11 - Amazon Val
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/14/2001
V.I.P. must protect a man whose blood can cure anything due to the fact that he's lived the last 23 years of his life in the rain forests.
#12 - Aqua Valva
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/28/2001
While helping Don Franco with his boat racing team V.I.P. stumble upon plans to sell a downed Chinese spy satellite.
#13 - Molar Ice Cap
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/5/2001
A drug lord hires The Owl to kill one of Tasha's former husbands to avoid going to a Bolivian prison. When The Owl finds out that he would have to kill Tasha as well he turns against his employer and helps V.I.P.
#14 - Holy Val
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2001
V.I.P. are hired to protect an ancient spiritual artifact only to discover that it contains a bomb and that there's plans to steal it.
#15 - South by Southwest
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/20/2001
Pro wrestler Tyler Mane hires V.I.P. to protect him or rather protect all those macho type guys, who think they can take him in a fight, from him but then he really needs their help when he's mistaken by a militia for a fictional agent named Kessler and he's targeted for death.
#16 - Valzheimer's
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/27/2001
An amnesia victim asks for Val's help but he can't remember why he needs it. As he slowly regains his memory he remembers having seen something he shouldn't have seen and that Nikki's life is in danger.
#17 - Pen Pal Val
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/10/2001
A crooked D.A. tries to save his reputation by sending an innocent man, a man he framed, back to prison.
#18 - Kayus Ex Machina
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/17/2001
Kay becomes the target of a rogue CIA agent when she accidently downloads assassination plans from the employee bios section of a website.
#19 - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Val
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/24/2001
Johnny's return to action films marks the return of his old Tong enemies who wish to make good on their threat to kill him but when one of the Tong's daughter's is kidnapped he strikes a deal with Johnny to let him live if he can return his daughter alive. Along with V.I.P.'s help they return the daughter save and sound but the Tong lied and attempt to shoot Johnny but he fakes his death so they'll leave him alone believing he is dead.
#20 - Saving Private Irons
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/19/2002
Nikki's old drill sergeant needs V.I.P.'s help when explosives are stolen. Quick and Johnny help Relic out on a case.
#21 - Diagnosis Val
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/26/2002
V.I.P. are called in to work undercover at a hospital when two patients die under mysterious circumstances after being admitted and recovering from botulism poisoning.
#22 - Val Cubed
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/2/2002
V.I.P. are asked by the EPA to transport a dangerous biological entity but problems arise when Joan Archer, Val's evil twin, escapes from prison and impersonates her once again.
#23 - The K-Files
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/9/2002
Val is convinced that Kay was abducted by aliens on the eve of the Rubicon summit.
#24 - 48½ Hours
Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/16/2002
Lucy Stanton, a convict, is released into V.I.P.'s custody on condition that she help them capture Nero, a jewel thief that V.I.P. has gone up against before.
#25 - Dude, Where's My Party?
Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/23/2002
Val and Maxine go undercover as anarchists to help the FBI arrest a group of anarchists and they accidently get Erik Estrada mistaken for one of them.