The WORST episodes of V.I.P.
Every episode of V.I.P. ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of V.I.P.!
From J.F. Lawton comes a thrilling action-comedy show V.I.P. starring Pamela Anderson! While working on a hot-dog stand with her friend Maxine, Vallery Irons meets a celebrity Brad Cliff which invites her to the premiere of his new movie. When on the premiere Vallery saves Cliff from a crazy fan that wanted to kill him, to save his fame, Cliff says that Vallery is his personal bodyguard which she, of course, isn't. Soon her face appears on all the headlines of magazines. In the meantime, a group of professional bodyguards needs a famous face for their new agency, so they make Vallery join them and call their agency V.I.P. They promise Vallery a glamorous life without danger which really becomes glamorous, but as a head of a bodyguard team, Vallery's every day is a danger. Meet the crew: Vallery Irons (Pamela Anderson) is a young and beautiful lady which enjoys life full of glamour and fame filled with style & fashion and has no idea how hard it is to be a bodyguard unt
#1 - Val Squared
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/3/2001
V.I.P. are hired to protect Dr. Greg ""Bonzai"" Kobak, a scientist whose oil-eating bacteria if mixed with a DNA accelerant will create Diablo 99. Diablo 99 is a toxin that will turn water into sludge and Dr. Tina Stokes plans to get her hands on both with the help of a Val double. She sends Val on a health spa getaway and has the fake Val infiltrate V.I.P. and steal Dr. Kovacs' bacteria but her plans are foiled when the real Val returns early believing something is up when Angel, Dr. Tina Stokes' partner, appears at the health and tries to kill her twice.
#2 - Val's Big Bang
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/19/2001
Val, Nikki and Johnny help an archeologist recover an ancient relic but they discover that she may be working with an evil Ukrainian general. Kay accidently locks herself, Tasha, Quick and ""Weird Al"" Yankovic in V.I.P. headquarters.
#3 - It's Val's Wonderful Life
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/12/2001
A fiery explosion aboard a boat leaves everyone to believe that Val is dead. V.I.P. start losing all their clients and their faith, Johnny quits, Nikki leaves to go to work for her grandfather and Kay almost goes to Vegas to get hitched. Quick and Tasha are the only ones left and they form ""Dexter Williams Protection"", to avenge Val's death, which is a joke to everyone. Finally Val emerges having been saved by Mexican fishermen and gets the former members back together again to save the day.
#4 - Molar Ice Cap
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/5/2001
A drug lord hires The Owl to kill one of Tasha's former husbands to avoid going to a Bolivian prison. When The Owl finds out that he would have to kill Tasha as well he turns against his employer and helps V.I.P.
#5 - Aqua Valva
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/28/2001
While helping Don Franco with his boat racing team V.I.P. stumble upon plans to sell a downed Chinese spy satellite.
#6 - Val Under Covers
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/21/2001
Val falls for a hitman while V.I.P. is protecting a corporate wistleblower.
#7 - Amazon Val
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/14/2001
V.I.P. must protect a man whose blood can cure anything due to the fact that he's lived the last 23 years of his life in the rain forests.
#8 - Goodfidellas
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/7/2001
V.I.P. protect a man from Buenos Aires from a hitman but then they start to put the pieces together and discover that the man they're protecting is really Fidel Castro in disguise.
#9 - Val in Carnation
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/24/2001
After seeing a past life regression therapist Maxine starts to have flashbacks from a previous life in which she was murdered. With Maxine's help V.I.P. are able to solve the previously unknown murder.
#10 - A.I. Highrise
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/17/2001
V.I.P. are hired by Wilton Knight, the head of Trans Global Internet Finance, to test out the new security system on one of his buildings. While there Val, Quick, Kay and Dave, Wilton Knight's software developer, get trapped in the building with a group of thieves when the artificial intelligence program Dave created locks them in and tries to kill them because he thinks they're trying to destroy him. Meanwhile Tasha, Nikki and Johnny try get back a car that was stolen from the parking lot at Foam and discover that it was used to smuggle Viagra from Mexico into the states.
#11 - Val on Fire
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/10/2001
An old army buddy of Quick's needs his and V.I.P.'s help when their old army sergeant returns and tries to get money that he says should be his.
#12 - 21 Val Street
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2001
When Relic goes missing from Foam V.I.P. decide to check it out and they discover that he's taking college classes. Val goes to talk to him but he acts as though he doesn't know until she saves him from an assassin. He tells her that he's working undercover trying to uncover a bookmaking operation. She offers V.I.P.'s services since she probably led the assassin to him and V.I.P. go undercover as members of the faculty. Kay goes undercover as a student and is the butt of a practical joke by a sorority sister.
#13 - Val in Space
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/27/2001
V.I.P. are hired to protect a former astronaut hero when his life is threatened because of some missing footage he has that will prove that a mission he was on was sabotaged and he and six cosmonauts where never supposed to make it back alive.
#14 - Bodyguards
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/20/2001
V.I.P. enter a bodyguard challenge and they need someone to play the role of an intended kidnap victim. They can't get any of the celebrities they wanted so Val volunteers Maxine but Maxine gets mistaken for an undercover cop and gets kidnapped for real.
#15 - Get Vallery
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/13/2001
Bobbi Canary, a washed-up actress, is studying V.I.P. for a movie she says she's to appear in titled ""The Night of the Bodyguard"" but she's really having someone secretly videotape her outings with V.I.P. so she can make her own cheap movie. She happens to catch something on tape she shouldn't have and now V.I.P. must protect her.
#16 - ExValibur
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/25/2000
Johnny and Val go undercover to try and get a billionaire's daughter to leave the motorcycle gang she's in and go home to her father.
#17 - Magnificent Val
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/18/2000
Val is forced to take on the Yakuza, the Japanese mafia, and defend the merchants of little Tokyo.
#18 - Run, Val, Run
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/11/2000
V.I.P. are hired to protect a dot com nerd and Tasha thinks that Val might screw things up so she sends her to protect another dot com nerd. It was just a ploy however so Michael Ellins, V.I.P's dot com nerd, could get to Val's dot com nerd and eliminate his competition.
#19 - Throw Val from the Train
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/4/2000
Val is aboard a train with a reporter because she's going to give her the story on what she talked about with serial killer Thomas Binford Shaklee moments before his execution but she stumbles into the wrong room and discovers that he's still alive.
#20 - V.I.P., R.I.P.
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/28/2000
Val tags along with Tasha on a kamikazi mission to find out who's killing off CIA double agents while the rest of V.I.P. discover that a man faked his own death to escape huge gambling debts.
#21 - For Val's Eyes Only
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/21/2000
When Nikki, Val and Tasha stumble upon an attempted bank robbery Nikki discovers that the group leader is the same man that killed her father 10 years ago.
#22 - Loh-Down Dirty Shame
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/14/2000
V.I.P. are hired to protect the ancient Chinese mask of Jin-Doo but Johnny is under the influence of his mentor from China.
#23 - Diagnosis Val
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/26/2002
V.I.P. are called in to work undercover at a hospital when two patients die under mysterious circumstances after being admitted and recovering from botulism poisoning.
#24 - Valley Wonka
Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/18/2002
When the owner of a famous chocolate company dies she leaves half of the family recipe for making chocolate to her son and the other half to her daughter. The brother, who owes money, tries to get his sister's half of the recipe but when she refuses to give it to him he disguises himself as her and almost tricks Quick into giving him her half of the recipe.
#25 - Val Who Cried Wolf
Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/11/2002
V.I.P. are hired to protect a Jim Carrey like comedian after he receives several death threats. The death threats they discover come from an old friend of the comedian's who claims he invented the character that made the comedian famous.