The WORST episodes of Titus
Every episode of Titus ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Titus!
This half-hour comedy chronicles the hilarious world of Christopher Titus and his totally messed-up poor white trash family. Between his drunken father, his dimwitted brother, and his goody-goody best friend, it's amazing Titus is alive, let alone engaged to a "normal" girl. Titus adapted Christopher Titus' stand-up routine in a novel way: each episode is narrated by Titus from a black & white "Neutral Space," from which he comments on the events as they unfold, punctuated by short, surreal flashbacks to his childhood and adolescence. The hilarious interplay between these three levels of narrative is sometimes amazingly complex and even contradictory, highlighting the exceedingly black nature of the show's humor.
#1 - The Breakup
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/10/2000
Relationships are the theme for this latest chapter in Christopher Titus' unpredictable world. His philosophy: ""I don't deserve happiness, so how can I destroy it?"" A small fight with live-in girlfriend Erin turns into a larger fight and ends when Titus storms out of the house. He drowns his sorrows at the local diner with a piece of pie...and a piece of the cute waitress, Tiffany! The next day, he returns back to Erin and they reconcile. Just as they're about to officially ""make up,"" Tiffany calls and Erin explodes. In a desperate attempt to fix things, Titus tells Erin that the waitress looked like her, only younger. Bad move. Titus is saved by the bell when they receive another phone call, from Erin's ex-boyfriend Randy. Seems he and Erin were together the previous night. So, Titus and Erin both had breakup flings. Things should be even, but Titus won't let it go. They have another huge fight that escalates into insults, ugly truths and cruel comparisons between them and their paren
#2 - Grad School
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/12/2001
Erin disdains, then requests Titus's help when she visits troubled teens for her first grad-school assignment as a interning social worker.
#3 - Shannon's Song
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/5/2001
Titus' ""perfect"" sister Shannon arrives, upstaging Christopher at every opportunity.
#4 - The Wedding
Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/22/2001
What would a wedding be without family? Peaceful, say Erin and Titus in this second-season finale. While making plans with their priest, they decide to marry right then and there, thus averting what they see as definite disaster. A wise decision, but unfortunately undone by Tommy's big mouth. Nightmare by nightmare, people start showing up. Soon, the church ""is full of people we love,"" says Erin. ""How could this go so horribly wrong?"" replies her fiancé. Most notable on the nonguest list: Titus' mom and her latest spouse , whom Titus catches in an act that puts a hitch in the hitching.
#5 - Mom's Not Nuts
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/8/2000
Titus' mom, a diagnosed manic-depressive schizophrenic, surprises Titus and Erin by showing up uninvited. Titus is immediately suspicious and tells Erin to follow the ""drill"" that they've practiced for just this occasion. After a little bonding with Titus' mom, Juanita, Erin thinks Titus is overreacting. Luckily, Tommy and Dave - who did follow the drill - have arrived as backup. It only takes a few moments, and some yummy home-cooked yams, to convince Tommy and Dave that Juanita is cured. Tommy is satisfied that her medication is powerful enough to control her violent outbursts. Titus can't believe how gullible everyone is! Finally, Ken arrives and seems to agree that Juanita will always be a psycho regardless of drug therapy. Then, he sees her and within minutes they're making out in the kitchen. After Titus and his mom have a heart-to-heart, everything seems to be okay. However, soon after a big dinner, the groggy group discovers that Juanita dumped her medicine into the gravy - so
#6 - Houseboat
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/19/2001
Christmas on a houseboat brings a kinder, gentler Ken when he thinks his best friend has fallen overboard.
#7 - Tommy's Girlfriend No. 2
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/27/2001
A gathering includes Tommy's new girlfriend – the waitress Titus slept with during a one-night breakup with Erin.
#8 - Same Courtesy
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/20/2002
Titus plans an elaborate revenge on Erin and his family after being embarrassed during their mock therapy session. He pits family members against each other on Erin's birthday and watches as his fiendish plan comes to fruition.
#9 - Gift of the Car Guy
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/13/2001
Titus sells Erin's car to buy a funny car for drag racing...without telling her.
#10 - Hard Ass
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/10/2001
Christopher has to deal with parenthood of a sort when Erin's niece Amy moves in with them.
#11 - Private Dave
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/17/2001
Titus tries to undo what he sees as damage when Dave's response to a Dear John letter is to join the Army.
#12 - Amy's Birthday
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/21/2001
Erin throws a surprise birthday party to cheer up her troubled niece Amy but her plans backfire. When Erin finds Amy's mom passed out drunk, she quickly realizes that her niece's home environment is not suitable and decides to do something about it—much to Titus' dismay.
#13 - Intervention
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/15/2000
Christopher grows concerned when his father's lack of drinking turns the elder Titus into a mild-mannered, boring guy. In an effort to get his mean-spirited, mischievous dad back, Titus stages an intervention with Dave, Tommy and Erin's reluctant help. They surprise Ken at home and beg him to admit he has a ""non-drinking problem."" Nothing seems to work — not even a visit from Ken's boss who tells him he's not as effective sober. Ken assures them that he can start drinking whenever he wants. Finally, Christopher hands him a beer and throws down the gauntlet, calling Ken a ""wussy."" Ken takes a drink and, as the alcohol fog rolls in, gets his fighting spirit back. As a special thank you to his concerned friends and family, Ken reveals their darkest secrets: Titus embezzled money from the company to invest in a car, and lost it when the car was smashed in a hit and run; Erin's worried Titus will snap just like his lunatic mother; and Dave is the one who hit Titus' car! The intervention qui
#14 - Deprogramming Erin
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/13/2001
Titus tries to get Erin back, his family and friends try to help, and things turn out about as well as can be expected.
#15 - Too Damn Good
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/6/2002
A car executive seeks a new design from Titus, who turns to Ken for inspiration when he has a creative block.
#16 - Into Thin Air
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/30/2002
While on a skiing holiday, Dave goes out of bounds after Titus and Erin tell him his girlfriend is cheating on him with a ski instructor. Titus follows to discover they are both trapped above a 400 foot cliff, but refuses to help Dave, arguing that he must become a man by saving himself—and Tommy, who plummets down to join them.
#17 - Red Asphalt
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/1/2000
Titus builds a custom car to give to his father on his birthday. Erin, Dave, Tommy and Titus drive the car up to Napa to meet Ken for dinner. On the way, Titus demonstrates the car's power (and his own machismo) by cutting off a passing vehicle. The car they cut off reacts by tailing them and eventually bumping the car. The road rage escalates until Erin finally convinces Titus to just pull over and put some space between them and the psycho. They pull over, inspect the dented fender and head back onto the highway. However, the psycho car has waited for them and is soon riding their bumper and flashing its headlights. Titus decides to pull over and confront the psycho like a mature adult (translation: kick his ass), but psycho guy pulls a gun! Titus, Tommy and Dave run back to the car and floor it. With the psycho in hot pursuit and bullets flying, Erin calls 9-1-1. The police finally stop the road rager and Titus finally gets everyone to Ken's dinner. But Ken, who is pissed that the
#18 - The Surprise Party
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/17/2000
Ken's surprise party is anything but - it's moving day for his new girlfriend and he needs the family to help move her in.
#19 - Life Forward
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/27/2001
Tommy tricks Erin and Christopher into attending a self-help seminar to obtain breakthroughs in their personal lives...but when Papa Titus finds out, he plans to break through a few things of his own.
#20 - Episode 27
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/30/2001
Ken Titus and his bride-to-be take their families out to celebrate, but after Kat taunts Titus, he's forced to pull out the video tape of Ken caught drunken-driving and things go downhill from there.
#21 - The Smell of Success
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/6/2001
The car shop goes under, and Ken Titus refuses to help out. Literally left with no other option, Christopher kicks out Erin, and turns to alcohol.
#22 - The Pit
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/8/2001
Christopher finally gets to live his (and his dad's) dream of racing, even though he has to ignore Papa Titus to do it.
#23 - Titus Is Dead
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/3/2000
After Titus' practical joke on Ken, Christopher tries to get back into his dad's good graces...but finding him a new girlfriend wasn't part of the plan.
#24 - Hot Streak
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/20/2002
Titus attempts to win his father's love and respect by taking him to the Bahamas, but things go terribly wrong when Ken has another heart attack while winning at the blackjack tables.
#25 - Tommy's Girlfriend
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/28/2000
Tommy reintroduces himself to his ex-girlfriend...by crashing into her car and claiming Titus did it.