The BEST episodes of Titus season 3

Every episode of Titus season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Titus season 3!

This half-hour comedy chronicles the hilarious world of Christopher Titus and his totally messed-up poor white trash family. Between his drunken father, his dimwitted brother, and his goody-goody best friend, it's amazing Titus is alive, let alone engaged to a "normal" girl. Titus adapted Christopher Titus' stand-up routine in a novel way: each episode is narrated by Titus from a black & white "Neutral Space," from which he comments on the events as they unfold, punctuated by short, surreal flashbacks to his childhood and adolescence. The hilarious interplay between these three levels of narrative is sometimes amazingly complex and even contradictory, highlighting the exceedingly black nature of the show's humor.

Last Updated: 10/27/2024Network: FOXStatus: Ended
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The Protector
star
8.94
90 votes

#1 - The Protector

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 8/12/2002

Titus gets into trouble when he goes after a kid who is harassing Amy in school.

Directors: Gary Shimokawa
Writer: Nancy Steen
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The Visit
star
8.82
67 votes

#2 - The Visit

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 7/29/2002

Titus and Erin's plans to formally adopt Amy are thrown for a loop when Titus' mother Juanita unexpectedly shows up at the house in the middle of the social worker's final visit. Juanita, claiming to have escaped from the mental hospital, has come seeking Titus' forgiveness.

Directors: Katy Garretson
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After Mrs. Shafter
star
8.05
39 votes

#3 - After Mrs. Shafter

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 7/29/2002

Titus and Tommy's friendship is put to the ultimate test when Ken begins dating Tommy's mom. Titus assures Tommy that the relationship won't last—as is normal for Ken. However, everyone is shocked to learn that Ken considers Tommy's mother to be the true love of his life. The situation grows even more complicated when Tommy's estranged gay father shows up to reconcile his marriage.

Directors: Bill Shea
Writer: Shawn Thomas
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Racing in the Streets
star
8.03
75 votes

#4 - Racing in the Streets

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/14/2001

The physical effects of his near fatal car crash are still lingering, but that doesn't stop Titus from street racing to raise money for Erin's tuition. But his best laid plans backfire when Erin discovers what is really going on and tries to put a stop to it.

Directors: Brian Hargrove
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Errrr
star
8.01
95 votes

#5 - Errrr

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/16/2002

Suicidal over a broken romance, Amy listens to Titus as he tries to talk her out of it with tales of his own youth—which don't make that great a case.

Directors: Jack Kenny
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Tommy's Crush
star
7.99
93 votes

#6 - Tommy's Crush

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/23/2002

Tommy and a pregnant Shannon have an affair, much to the Titus family's shock and anger.

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Bachelor Party
star
7.97
93 votes

#7 - Bachelor Party

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/13/2002

Titus' bachelor party doesn't quite turn out as planned when he and the guys encounter a pregnant woman and have to help her deliver.

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The Session
star
7.86
36 votes

#8 - The Session

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/6/2002

At Erin's insistence, the Tituses go into group therapy. Not surprisingly, things don't go quite as planned.

Directors: Brian Hargrove
Writer: Matt Ember
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Grandma Titus
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7.70
94 votes

#9 - Grandma Titus

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/9/2002

Phyllis Diller plays Grandma Titus, who still intimidates Ken despite her Alzheimer's, which has her trying to teach a high-school class.

Directors: Brian Hargrove
Writer: Shawn Thomas
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Tommy's Not Gay
star
7.68
71 votes

#10 - Tommy's Not Gay

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/28/2001

Titus is determined to mend fences after Tommy rejects his father, who's just revealed he's gay.

Directors: Gary Shimokawa
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Insanity Genetic (2)
star
7.57
67 votes

#11 - Insanity Genetic (2)

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 8/5/2002

(Part 2 of 2) As a result of the incident on the plane, Titus must face jail time or commitment. And only his friends and family can save him...which means he's in deep trouble.

Directors: Gary Shimokawa
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The Trial
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7.56
68 votes

#12 - The Trial

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/2/2002

Connie Stevens becomes the third actress (after Christine Estabrook and Frances Fisher) to play the role of Titus's mother, Juanita, who was last seen having just fatally shot her abusive husband at Titus and Erin's ill-fated wedding. Now Juanita is on trial for murder, and ex-husband Ken can't wait to testify and put her away for good. Not so Titus. She is, after all, his mom, and when Titus takes the stand—following some well-intentioned but highly incriminating remarks by Erin, Dave and Tommy—he emphasizes the positive things he's learned from her. What later transpires during the course of the trial, however, can in no way be construed as positive.

Directors: Jack Kenny
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Insanity Genetic (1)
star
7.55
67 votes

#13 - Insanity Genetic (1)

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 8/5/2002

In the aftermath of Juanita' s funeral, Titus is concerned her insanity may be genetic and confronts his feelings on board the airplane on the way back.

Writer: Jim Hope
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Hot Streak
star
7.51
65 votes

#14 - Hot Streak

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/20/2002

Titus attempts to win his father's love and respect by taking him to the Bahamas, but things go terribly wrong when Ken has another heart attack while winning at the blackjack tables.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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Into Thin Air
star
7.32
93 votes

#15 - Into Thin Air

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/30/2002

While on a skiing holiday, Dave goes out of bounds after Titus and Erin tell him his girlfriend is cheating on him with a ski instructor. Titus follows to discover they are both trapped above a 400 foot cliff, but refuses to help Dave, arguing that he must become a man by saving himself—and Tommy, who plummets down to join them.

Directors: John Amodeo
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Too Damn Good
star
7.30
93 votes

#16 - Too Damn Good

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/6/2002

A car executive seeks a new design from Titus, who turns to Ken for inspiration when he has a creative block.

Directors: Gary Shimokawa
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Amy's Birthday
star
7.22
72 votes

#17 - Amy's Birthday

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/21/2001

Erin throws a surprise birthday party to cheer up her troubled niece Amy but her plans backfire. When Erin finds Amy's mom passed out drunk, she quickly realizes that her niece's home environment is not suitable and decides to do something about it—much to Titus' dismay.

Directors: Gary Shimokawa
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Same Courtesy
star
7.15
67 votes

#18 - Same Courtesy

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/20/2002

Titus plans an elaborate revenge on Erin and his family after being embarrassed during their mock therapy session. He pits family members against each other on Erin's birthday and watches as his fiendish plan comes to fruition.

Directors: Bill Shea
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Houseboat
star
7.10
67 votes

#19 - Houseboat

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/19/2001

Christmas on a houseboat brings a kinder, gentler Ken when he thinks his best friend has fallen overboard.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
Writer: Jim Hope
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Shannon's Song
star
6.72
71 votes

#20 - Shannon's Song

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/5/2001

Titus' ""perfect"" sister Shannon arrives, upstaging Christopher at every opportunity.

Directors: Joe Regalbuto
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Grad School
star
6.67
69 votes

#21 - Grad School

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/12/2001

Erin disdains, then requests Titus's help when she visits troubled teens for her first grad-school assignment as a interning social worker.

Directors: Gary Shimokawa
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