The WORST episodes of The Red Green Show
Every episode of The Red Green Show ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Red Green Show!
The Red Green Show is a self-proclaimed parody of many country fishing and handyman TV shows. Red Green is a bearded Canadian carpenter who's really handy with his hands and can find great uses for duct tape. He hosts with his nerdy nephew, Harold. Trying to teach the viewers how to make excellent and useful crafts, as well as give marriage advice, from their home at Possum Lodge.
#1 - No Duct Tape
Season 10 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/1/2000
Everyone panics when the Lodge runs out of duct tape and the local hardware store is back-ordered. Red uses a frozen turkey as a toboggan return. Ranger Gord gets struck by lightning. Ed Frid enlists Red's help to catch his pet ground hog. Red uses gumball machines to dispense nuts and bolts. Ed Frid is the featured guest on Up Close and Personal.
#2 - Who Wants To Be A Smart Guy
Season 10 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/1/2000
Dalton represents the Lodge as a contestant on a tv trivia game show. Red shows how you can be in your own tourist photos without asking a stranger to take the picture. Red turns a van into a sports car using duct tape and paint. Ranger Gord has an animated film about defending yourself against a sasquatch. Ed Frid hypnotizes a chicken and Red puts a rotary antenna on his car to improve his radio reception.
#3 - The Missing Records
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/7/1992
Someone has stolen Eddie's collection of Robert Goulet records. Red turns a water tank into a one-man sub. Bill accidentally ignites the ground.
#4 - The Electrical Project
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/26/1994
To protest the utilities company, the men of Possum Lodge decide to generate their own electricity.
#5 - The Catfish Project
Season 4 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/4/1995
Old Man Sedgwick catches a 47-foot catfish in the Catch a Catfish for Confirmation Contest, and the men of Possum Lodge decide to make it into perfume. Red gives Harold a car, which turns out to be more trouble than it is worth. On Handyman Corner, Red attempts to construct a mobile sports bar.
#6 - Bottled Water
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/10/1996
"Women value free spirits; Men bottle them." Lodge Members set up their own still. Red builds a robot on Handyman Corner. Bill installs an above ground pool.
#7 - Floating Church
Season 5 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/17/1996
"Women enjoy church; Men enjoy Sundays." Religion comes to Possum Lake with explosive consequences. On Handyman Corner, Red makes himself unsinkable. Adventures With Bill demonstrates martial arts.
#9 - The Compost Heap
Season 5 - Episode 23 - Aired 3/2/1996
"Women make compost heaps; Men make garbage piles." Lodge members decide to grow their own beer nuts. On Handyman Corner, Red demonstrates his planting technique. Bill tries his hand at mulching.
#10 - The Science Fair
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/30/1996
Red Gives Harold unwanted help on his science project with disastrous results. On Handyman Corner, Red demonstrates how not to use a table saw. The Olympic Rings are featured on Adventures with Bill. Gordon Pinsent guest stars.
#11 - Sedgwick The Tenant
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/7/1996
Old Man Sedgwick moves into the Lodge causing Red and Harold considerable aggravation. Red turns a car into a fire truck. Bill does his circus Flying Walenda act. Albert Schultz guest stars.
#12 - The Driving Lesson
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/14/1996
Harold fails his driving test again and makes another wrong turn in getting help from Red. On Handyman Corner, Red makes an air hockey game out of 2 clothes dryers. Bill plays tennis.
#13 - The Tax Refund
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/21/1996
Red's unexpected tax refund may be too good to be true. On Handyman Corner, a boat and trailer are converted into an amphibious car. Bill demonstrates his skills in the vineyard.
#14 - No Church
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/28/1996
When the only Reverend leaves town, all church activities are transferred to the Lodge with disastrous results. On Handyman Corner, Red turns floor polishers into electric rollerblades. Bill takes Harold camping. Paul Gross guest stars as new Yuppie Lodge member, Kevin Black.
#15 - The Poker Game
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/18/1996
Red loses in the weekly poker game and develops tactics to get even. On Handyman Corner, Red builds a personal jetpack. Bill takes Harold apple picking. Albert Schultz guest stars as Arnie Dogan, local roofer and CW songwriter.
#16 - The Drill
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/25/1996
The purchase of a cordless drill turns into a major shopping expedition. On Handyman Corner, Red converts a front wheel drive car into rear powered. Bill tires pole vaulting. On Men's Anonymous, Dalton brags about throwing something out.
#17 - The New Lease
Season 6 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/13/1997
Red has to make a government presentation to renew the lodge lease. Beermaking is featured on Handyman Corner. Bill tries water-skiing. Gordon Pinsent guest stars.
#18 - Free Apricots
Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/26/1998
A tractor-trailer flips over and the lodge members get an unlimited supply of apricots. Red makes a really high car jack. Bill goes rock climbing. Special Guests - Wayne Robson, Bob Bainborough, Peter Keleghan
#19 - Lunar Eclipse
Season 10 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/1/2000
The men try to recapture their youth by watching a lunar eclipse together, just like they did thirty-five years ago. Red converts the Possum van into an airboat. Dalton decides to use the Drive-In Theater as a golf driving range. The men do a featured biography on Walt Gorgovich - Possum Lake's Daredevil. Red demonstrates how to use a gas siphon hose to keep yourself cool and how to use a cel phone as a massager.
#20 - Masquerade Marathon
Season 11 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/14/2001
Mike uses the Possum Lake Masquerade Picnic to help him hide from a bad guy. Red puts hot peppers in the bird feeder to help the birds stay warm. Red also converts a car into a barbecue. The men try to break the world record for toboggan downhill racing. Ranger Gord presents an animated feature called 'Ranger Doolittle'. Red makes a huge ballpoint pen to draw traffic lines on the road.
#21 - Reality Television
Season 12 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/22/2002
Harold changes the show to make it more in keeping with the current trend towards reality shows. Red turns a car into a complete lawncare vehicle. The men undertake the world's largest towing job. Red builds an ultra-fast seed starting bed for his wife and demonstrates how to sneak up the driveway without waking your spouse.
#22 - The Drive-Thru
Season 13 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/31/2003
A delivery truck full of burgers flips over and turns the Lodge into a Drive Thru. Red makes a futuristic hybrid gas electric car out of two golf carts and a couple of satellite dishes. Harold has an adventure in a Lumberjack Contest. Red invents a way to iron your pants while you're wearing them and Ranger Gord presents an educational public service announcement. Red has a handy bathroom tip that involves a cordless drill and a small umbrella. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jerry Schaefer, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris, Rick Green, Peter Keleghan.
#23 - The Boat Ramp
Season 13 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/16/2004
Rather than clean out the existing boat ramp, Red creates a way to fling a boat over the scrap and land it in the lake. The men have an adventure saving a Lodge rowboat in a flood. Red uses streetcar technology to devise a safe way to cut the grass with an electric lawnmower. Red also demonstrates a way to prevent your wife from stealing the remote and makes an outdoor bathroom out of empty beer cases. Cast: Steve Smith, Patrick McKenna, Bob Bainborough, Wayne Robson, Jeff Lumby, Joel Harris.
#24 - Hoard Of The Flies
Season 14 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/28/2005
The Lodge is being swarmed by flies just as an antique road show-type crew comes to town to appraise everyone's valuables. Red makes a vehicle out of old hospital equipment. Bill and Walter have an adventure cleaning eavestroughs with a ladder mounted on a skateboard. Red uses soap remnants as chair casters and converts a pick-up truck into a sporty convertible.
#25 - Good Government
Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/11/1996
Lodge Members try to take advantage of their discovery that their political representative has been deceased for some time. Red uses steam to let out his pants. Bill tries his hand at darts. Paul Gross (Due South) guest stars.