The BEST episodes written by Steve Smith
#1 - Jet-Ski
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 21
Somebody on Possum Lake has a Jet ski. Red shows how you can substitute tools. Hap has an unbelievable ice-fishing experience. Bill goes international in demonstrating the Bolos.
Watch Now:Amazon#2 - Canoe Jousting
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 23
The men have a canoe jousting contest. Red turns a car into a gardening centre. Harold questions his uncle on the rules of etiquette. Bill demonstrates how to find water.
Watch Now:Amazon#3 - Bad Chili
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 19
A running shoe turns up in the lodge chili. Red installs a window air conditioner in the Possum van. There’s no mail. Bill takes Red orienteering.
Watch Now:Amazon#4 - Safety Week
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 18
It’s safety week at the lodge. Jimmy builds a boat prop out of a ceiling fan. Red fixes his toaster. Bill explains the subtleties of fire safety.
Watch Now:Amazon#5 - He-Man Contest
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 7
The lodge has a He-Man contest. Red turns a stove into a reclining chair. Hap Shaughnessy describes his days as a bush pilot. Bill makes an igloo.
Watch Now:Amazon#6 - The Bent Canoe
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 16
Helmut went white water rafting and wrecked the canoe. Helmet won’t replace it and Glen can’t fix it. Red shows a bunch of things you can make out of tin. Bill tries to get Harold's Frisbee out of a tree.
Watch Now:Amazon#7 - Whittling Contest
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 13
The Lodge has a whittling contest. Red demonstrates how to put on a spare tire with duct tape. Glen is unable to fix the outboard. Bill tires water skiing.
Watch Now:Amazon#8 - The Sudsy Lake
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 20
Possum Lake is covered with pink foam that turns out to be coming from Eddie’s dishwasher. Red shows up a bunch of things that can be done with pieces of garden hose after you run over them with your lawn mower. Bill tries hockey.
Watch Now:Amazon#9 - Fuel Conversion
The Red Green Show - Season 3 - Episode 10
The men at the Lodge decide to convert their vehicles to run on firewood. Bill tries his hand, and one foot, at trapping. Red makes a self-cooled chair. Harold does a feature on great film directors. Featured Expert: Glen Brackston, the world’s laziest marina owner, gives the secret of dieting.
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - Water Tower
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 20
The men build a water tower. Red comments on free love. Bill has trouble trolling. Red makes his own gull wing doors for a ‘78 Ford Granada.
Watch Now:Amazon#11 - Wind-Powered Boat
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 14
The men build a wind powered boat. Red changes a headlight with a wrecking bar. Hap claims to have worked on a tiger ranch. Bill gets in trouble with a metal detector.
Watch Now:Amazon#12 - Gun Powder Shakes
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 17
Somehow gun powder ends up in the salt and pepper shakers. Doug Franklin describes how the ladies go for his monster truck. Red shows how to do your own body work. Bill messes around with slingshots.
Watch Now:Amazon#13 - The Party Boat Sank
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 13
The Lodge's homemade pontoon boat sank and Glen is blamed for poor workmanship. Red makes a raincoat with a couple of tablecloths and a glue gun. Bill tries his hand at sailing.
Watch Now:Amazon#14 - Magnetic Lake
The Red Green Show - Season 3 - Episode 4
A freak accident and a lot of pollution result in Possum Lake being magnetized. Lodge life becomes difficult, especially for anything with iron in it. Meanwhile, Harold pretends to be God, Bill shows how not to launch a boat and Red makes a kiddie ride out of an umbrella clothesline. Featured Members: Hap Shaughnessy, the exaggerator and Glen Brackston, the world's laziest marina owner. Featured Expert: Bob Stuyvesant describes how to entertain kids when they came to stay for the summer.
Watch Now:Amazon#15 - Green Green
The Red Green Show - Season 3 - Episode 9
Red cleans up the environmental damage around the Lodge and received a government grant. Bill shows Red how to get his van out of the mud. Red uses duct tape to replace the webbing in a lawn chair. Harold tells teens how to get along with their teachers. Featured Members: Hap Shaughnessy, the exaggerator, and Ranger Gord, the loneliest man alive. Featured Expert: Dougie Franklin, explains why to buy a car instead of a holiday.
Watch Now:Amazon#16 - The Elvis Sighting
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 2
Elvis is sighted near Possum Lake. Red shows a youngster how to run a model airplane. A visit with Doug Franklin and his monster truck. Bill toboggans on garbage containers.
Watch Now:Amazon#17 - Guest Elephant
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 8
Red has an unpleasant experience with an elephant. Bill demonstrates paddling techniques. Red builds a jet powered car. Tips on buying a used car - kick everything.
Watch Now:Amazon#18 - The UFO
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 3
The men claim to have seen a UFO. Red refinishes a chair with a bunch of hairdryers. Bill uses jumper cables to build a campfire.
Watch Now:Amazon#19 - New Well
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 22
The men try to dig a new well. Red tries to winch a canoe into a trailer. Dougie changes the oil in his monster truck. Bill reveals the various methods of trapping and snaring.
Watch Now:Amazon#20 - Lodge Visitor
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 16
There’s a bear inside the lodge. Red makes a basketball net out of a crinoline. The natural resources guy is testing water on the golf course. Bill goes snorkeling.
Watch Now:Amazon#21 - Bear!!!
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 6
A bear in heat has all the men trapped inside the Lodge. Red builds a bear scarer out of a couple of Hawaiian shirts. Bill demonstrates building a shelter in the woods.
Watch Now:Amazon#22 - The Bad Check-Up
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 7
Glen has a bad medical check-up and is denied insurance for his RV. Red makes patio lanterns out of used containers. Bill turns a canoe into a sailboat.
Watch Now:Amazon#23 - Home Barber Kit
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 6
One of the men gets a home barber kit and gives everybody a haircut. Red puts eight extra headlights on his car. Jimmy McVeigh plans to spend the night in the boat he’s rebuilding. Bill fools around with a snow blower.
Watch Now:Amazon#24 - Animals In The Attic
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 12
Evidence points to a raccoon in the Lodge attic. Noel has to get rid of him, but Eddie has made him a pet. Red makes a sofa bed out of plastic milk crates. Bill takes Red shore fishing.
Watch Now:Amazon#25 - The Gun Mishap
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 21
Noel accidentally shoots Murray which is a major upset for Murray and a minor inconsequent for everyone else. Red makes a toboggan out of a car hood. Bill spruces up an old bicycle.
Watch Now:Amazon#26 - The Florida Trip
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 23
The men decide to take Glen’s RV to Florida without Glen in it. Red makes a pool table out of things he found in the backyard. Bill tries out a few boomerangs.
Watch Now:Amazon#27 - Not One Fish
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 24
Doc claims that Bob and the government have killed all the fish in Possum Lake. Red makes a recliner rocker out of an old wooden chair and a barbecue grill. Bill demonstrates how to help at the scene of an accident.
Watch Now:Amazon#28 - The Hidden Mine
The Red Green Show - Season 3 - Episode 11
Red and the boys drop into a hidden mine shaft while bungie jumping. Bill demonstrates how to keep food cool without a refrigerator or ice. Red makes a bicycle out of an old car. Harold tries to form "good gangs" that have drive-by science lessons. Featured Member: Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant. Featured Expert: Hap Shaughnessy, the exaggerator tells why some people stretch the truth.
Watch Now:Amazon#29 - The Treasure Hunt
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 4
The men go on a treasure hunt. Red build a beer cooler out of a toilet tank. Bill demonstrates snow-shoeing. Hap Shaughnessy stretches the truth about his rubber farm
Watch Now:Amazon#30 - The Receipt-A-Thon
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 4
The Lodge is being audited so everybody is busy forging receipts. Red makes a personal safety air bag. Bill has trouble with a Hammock.
Watch Now:Amazon#31 - The Four-Man Raft
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 8
Murray sells the Lodge a four-man raft that turns out to be an inner tube with a tackle box duct-taped to it. Red shows us many useful things you can do with old oil drums. Bill makes a homemade bow and arrow.
Watch Now:Amazon#32 - Problem Outhouse
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 12
Trouble with the lodge outhouse. Red checks his lawn mower and finds out the engine is seized. Hap describes his days on the railroad. Bill demonstrates knife throwing.
Watch Now:Amazon#33 - The Putter Attack
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 1
Noel Tightens security and accidentally crowns helmet with bob’s favourite putter. Meanwhile, Red makes a dishwasher out of a fridge and Bill goes rappelling.
Watch Now:Amazon#34 - Hot Water Bottle
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 15
Everybody tries to blow up a hot water bottle. Red makes a coffin out of a freezer. Glen gets Red to clean his RV. Bill demonstrates archery.
Watch Now:Amazon#35 - The Spawning Grounds
The Red Green Show - Season 3 - Episode 3
The Lodge backhoe rolled into Possum Lake and the men find out they can get government money if they use it as a shelter for fingerlings. Meanwhile, Harold starts his own news network. Bill demonstrates downhill skiing and Red makes the world’s most complete too belt, the Super Duper Tool a Rama. Featured Members: Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant and Dougie Franklin, the Monster Truck guy. Featured Expert: Hap Shaughnessy describes the taste of dinosaur meat.
Watch Now:Amazon#36 - Practical Joke Week
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 5
It's practical joke week at the lodge. Red builds an elevator out of a garage door opener. Ranger Gord falls in love with a log. Bill shows you how to make your own fishing gear.
Watch Now:Amazon#37 - Water Slide
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 24
The men build a water slide. Red shows how you can fix your own windshield. Dougie loses his license. Bill demonstrates different ways to signal for help.
Watch Now:Amazon#38 - The Illegal Clubs
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 11
Bob buys a set of clubs that turn out to be all left-handed drivers with a goalie stick for a putter. Red makes a moped with a bike and a chainsaw. Bill tires fishing from a float tube.
Watch Now:Amazon#39 - The Fish Locator
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 15
Doc buys a fish locator that he can’t afford so he creates a lottery to pay for it. Red shows how to make transmission repairs. Bill demonstrates a few camouflage techniques.
Watch Now:Amazon#40 - Job Security
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 17
Douglas fires Noel and appoints Helmut as the new head of Lodge Security. Red makes a grandfather clock out of a canoe. Bill builds and test drives a catapult.
Watch Now:Amazon#41 - Bob's Birthday
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 19
A bunch of misunderstandings lead to an on-again off-again surprise party for Bob. Red makes a leaf blower out of a washroom hand dryer. Bill tries walking on stilts.
Watch Now:Amazon#42 - Car Pool
The Red Green Show - Season 3 - Episode 2
Red tries to start a car pool as an excuse to buy a 12 passenger van but the men only like to ride in their own vehicles. Harold gives some valuable tips on bully proofing, Bills has some new techniques for cutting down trees and Red makes an intercom out of old toilets. Featured Members: Glen Brackston, the world’s laziest marina owner and Dougie Franklin the monster truck guy. Featured Expert: Hap Shaughnessy reveals some personal experience with explosives.
Watch Now:Amazon#43 - Biosphere Three
The Red Green Show - Season 3 - Episode 16
The men decide to do a biosphere experiment until they find out you have to be in there for two years. Bill makes an outdoor shower with an old water pump and a jacked-up car. Red demonstrates new ways of using a step ladder. Harold tries a new show on bus etiquette. Featured Members: Reg Hunter, the vegetarian hunter, and Ranger Gord the loneliest man alive.
Watch Now:Amazon#44 - Possum Lake Regatta
The Red Green Show - Season 3 - Episode 19
After Moose Thompson flips his car into the lake, the men decide to make it part of the annual Possum Lake Regatta. Bill blows up his campsite by using river rocks in the fire. Red builds a cabin cruiser out of plastic pop bottles. Harold does a program on how to talk to the police. Featured Members: Glen Brackston, the world's laziest marina owner, and Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant. Featured Expert: Hap Shaughnessy, the exaggerator, claims that a K-Car distributor cap is a deadly weapon.
Watch Now:Amazon#45 - The Big Outboard
The Red Green Show - Season 1 - Episode 1
The men at the lodge build a huge outboard motor out of a V8 engine. Red demonstrates the belt sander. Harold discusses sex education and Bill teaches canoeing.
Watch Now:Amazon#46 - Doc's Loan
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 2
Doc owes money to Helmut who is big and strong and upset. Red shows you how to make a homemade lathe. Bill demonstrates water safety.
Watch Now:Amazon#47 - The Sing Along Machine
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 5
Eddie is electrocuted by a homemade karaoke machine. Red shows how to rustproof your car by covering it with linoleum. bill teaches and learns about first aid.
Watch Now:Amazon#48 - Maple Syrup
The Red Green Show - Season 3 - Episode 1
The Lodge uses a fuel pump from a Russian missile to collect maple syrup. Meanwhile, Bill demonstrates the dangerous side of camping lanterns. Harold exposes what’s wrong with adults and Red makes a wind surfer out of a patio table. Featured Members: Buzz Sherwood the Lodge bush pilot and Reg Hunter the vegetarian hunter. Featured Expert: Douglas Franklin tells us why to stay away from doctors.
Watch Now:Amazon#49 - The New Shirt/Casino
The Red Green Show - Season 3 - Episode 8
Red holds a Casino Night at the Lodge but everyone is upset about his new shirt. Bill makes a camp bed. Red uses high voltage to cook a 7 pound roast. Harold tells teens how to form a band. Featured Member: Ranger Gord, the world’s loneliest man. Featured Experts: Bob Stuyvesant, the golfing civil servant, and Glen Brackston, the world’s laziest marina owner, identify what women really want .
Watch Now:Amazon#50 - The Double Date
The Red Green Show - Season 2 - Episode 22
Helmut and Glen go on a double date in the RV. Bad things happen. Red shows how to make decorative plaster molding for your home or cottage. Bill ignores the dangers and tries to top a tree.
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