The WORST episodes of The Rat Patrol

Every episode of The Rat Patrol ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Rat Patrol!

The Rat Patrol is an American action and adventure television series that aired on ABC between 1966 and 1968. The show follows the exploits of four Allied soldiers — three Americans and one Englishman — who are part of a long-range desert patrol group in the North African campaign during World War II. Staring Sergeant Sam Troy (Christopher George), Sergeant Jack Moffit (Gary Raymond), Private Mark T. Hitchcock (Lawrence Casey) and Private Tully Pettigrew (Justin Tarr). Their mission: to attack, harass and wreak havoc on Field Marshal Rommel's vaunted Afrika Korps and to capture their enemy and nemesis, Hauptmann Dietrich (Eric Braeden).

Last Updated: 4/7/2024Network: ABC (US)Status: Ended
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The Hour Glass Raid
star
5.86
7 votes

#1 - The Hour Glass Raid

Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 4/3/1967

After capturing Dr. Anderson, a skilled Allied physician, Dietrich ends up turning over his staff car in a ravine (during a blinding sand storm). Troy wants to attempt to rescue the doctor but can't because of the storm. He hears Dietrich's distress call but suspects it is a trick. In the end they do make the attempt as they hear that the Germans are going to do the same. They get Dr. Anderson--who is fine--but Dietrich is trapped under the car and badly injured. The doctor tells them that Dietrich is dead but the German groans just before the Patrol leaves. When Troy ends up saving Dietrich's life, the doctor was about to kill him with a murderous dose of morphine, Dietrich tells Troy that Anderson is a double agent. Anderson ends up getting killed just as the Germans arrive to help their captain.

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The Holy War Raid
star
6.00
6 votes

#2 - The Holy War Raid

Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 2/13/1967

Using a fake (German) Rat Patrol, Dietrich abducts an Arab holy man that he will then "rescue" so that the Arabs will give their help to the Germans. The real Patrol is captured by the Arabs, though, and when they convince the Arab leader--who is a friend of Moffitt's--that they aren't guilty, Troy and Moffitt go to find the holy man. To do so means a horse trip across the desert.

Writer: Ronald Sossi
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The Never Say Die Raid
star
6.33
3 votes

#3 - The Never Say Die Raid

Season 2 - Episode 25 - Aired 3/11/1968

Troy and Hitchcock are captured by a German colonel who has a scheme to use them to radio false information back to their headquarters. Meanwhile, Moffitt and Pettigrew's rescue attempts are complicated by an Italian officer who wants to surrender to them.

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The Two Against Time Raid
star
6.43
7 votes

#4 - The Two Against Time Raid

Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 2/20/1967

Using a telephoto lens, Moffitt and Troy photograph a map inside Captain Dietrich's office from the roof of the adjoining Nazi HQ. It shows the location of a top secret German ammo dump. The Patrol must reach the site, enter it and destroy it before half of the German army arrives. The Patrol arrive to find the storage area--an old mine--surprisingly deserted. They go about planting the explosives but just before they blow it, Dietrich (who has laid this all out as a trap) turns up. Shots are exchanged and Dietrich and Troy are trapped inside. Meantime, outside the mine, assuming that in the cave-in Troy was killed, Moffitt and the Patrol prepare to finish blowing it up. Working together, Troy and Dietrich escape through a back entrance moments before the dump is blown up.

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The Tug of War Raid
star
6.50
4 votes

#5 - The Tug of War Raid

Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 3/4/1968

Troy goes undercover to get microfilm from a French Resistance fighter, but they are captured by Dietrich. After Troy refuses to give up the location of the microfilm, Dietrich sentences both to death. Troy must find a way to contact the Rat Patrol for rescue.

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The Hickory Dickory Dock Raid
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6.60
5 votes

#6 - The Hickory Dickory Dock Raid

Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 2/26/1968

On the Eve of a dangerous mission, Moffitt receives word that his younger brother has been killed by a German bomb in London.

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The Wild Goose Raid
star
6.63
8 votes

#7 - The Wild Goose Raid

Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 2/27/1967

The Brits and the Americans are planning a high-level meeting in a desert town. On the day prior to the event, the Patrol sights a German motorcyclist and chases him--but he gets away. Assuming that the Nazis must now know of the conference, Troy tries to talk the commanders out of the meeting. But, instead, they assign him to be in charge of the security. Troy gets jumped, while in town, by a knife-wielding Arab. Sgt Roberts, one of the other "security" men, rescues Troy. Unknown to them, though, Roberts is a double agent and is planning to blow up the meeting--a fact that Troy learns.

Directors: Leon Benson
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The One That Got Away Raid
star
6.63
8 votes

#8 - The One That Got Away Raid

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/9/1967

Gustav Luden (Jack Colvin), a radio operator, wants to defect, so he sends secret information to the Americans on a frequency that the Rat Patrol listens to. The Patrol goes in after him. They get inside the German base and, once there, find that Luden is being questioned by the Gestapo.

Directors: Robert Sparr
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The Delilah Raid
star
6.67
6 votes

#9 - The Delilah Raid

Season 1 - Episode 32 - Aired 5/1/1967

A young French Resistance fighter--Michele--survives the Patrol's quick assault on a small German convoy. She explains that she was captured during her groups' attempt to stop the convoy which carries radar equipment. However Michele is a double agent and is going to deliver the Patrol to her lover--a German officer. She talks the Patrol into going to the radar base (supposedly to destroy it). She turns them over to him and, in the end, when the Patrol manages to escape--and blow up the radar base--he is killed.

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The Pipeline to Disaster Raid
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6.75
4 votes

#10 - The Pipeline to Disaster Raid

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 1/1/1968

A British general is rescued in the desert. He insists upon leading the Rat Patrol on a mission to disrupt a German oil pipeline, despite his deteriorated condition.

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The B Negative Raid
star
6.78
9 votes

#11 - The B Negative Raid

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 1/30/1967

Moffitt is seriously wounded in a raid on a German convoy. The Patrol is far from help and so Troy decides to obtain blood from a nearby German field camp. Dietrich is in charge of the base; Troy encounters him and orders him to help him find a donor. Dietrich sends for Corporal Pennell (guest appearance by teen idol Fabian Forte), a captured Yank deserter. Pennell refuses to cooperate but Troy takes him at gunpoint. On the way back to Moffitt, Dietrich catches up to them and it is up to Pennell to do the "impossible" to prevent them from all being recaptured. He rises to the occasion and they make it back to Moffitt and Tully in time to save Moffitt's life.

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The Last Harbor Raid (1)
star
6.78
9 votes

#12 - The Last Harbor Raid (1)

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/19/1966

After each Allied bombing of their harbor, the Germans use Allied POWs to rebuild it. HQ sends the Rat Patrol to liberate the POWs and halt the harbor's usefulness. Troy must coordinate his plans with Major Indrus (John Anderson), an American who is inside the camp. They use an explosive-laden boat to get into the harbor but the Germans stop it halfway in. The captain, Bertaine (Will Kuluva), doesn't allow the Germans to board his boat. Troy and his men are able to fight off the boarding party and escape into town, but at the cost of Bertaine's life. They are followed by El Gamil (Stanley Adams), a sympathetic Arab merchant and black marketeer, who provides a car and uniforms for Moffitt and Hitchcock to go to the German Officer's Club in search of Bertaine's daughter Marianne (Claudine Longet). She is regarded as a traitor by locals because she performs at the club, but Troy has no choice but to seek out her help. The episode ends with Moffitt and Hitchcock entering the club.

Directors: John Peyser
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The Field of Death Raid
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6.80
5 votes

#13 - The Field of Death Raid

Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 2/12/1968

Troy's brother is captured by a German colonel who was injured in an earlier raid by the Rat Patrol.

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The Double Jeopardy Raid
star
6.80
5 votes

#14 - The Double Jeopardy Raid

Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/19/1968

The arrival of a team of teenage guerrilla fighters spells ""Double-trouble"" for the Patrol.The embittered young partisans, lead by a 17-year-old Jean-Claude, and his fiery girlfriend, Monique, are determined to do things their way in an unplanned raid in an impenetrable S.S. camp, even though this means putting the Patrol temporarily out of action.

Directors: Frank Baur
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The Touch and Go Raid
star
6.83
6 votes

#15 - The Touch and Go Raid

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/5/1968

Dietrich and his men capture the Rat Patrol and assume their identities, and thus are able to enter an Allied munitions dump.

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The Fatal Reunion Raid
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6.86
7 votes

#16 - The Fatal Reunion Raid

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 1/15/1968

The Rat Patrol uses Moffitt's old flame as a guide to rescue her husband, a French rocket scientist, from the Germans.

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The Hide and Go Seek Raid
star
6.86
7 votes

#17 - The Hide and Go Seek Raid

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/20/1967

The young mute son of British General Simms is kidnapped in a commando raid by Dietrich and taken to Rhodes. The patrol must rescue the boy from the island's garrison with only the help of one Greek resistance fighter.

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The Last Chance Raid
star
6.86
7 votes

#18 - The Last Chance Raid

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 1/23/1967

The Patrol's radio is wrecked and Troy is unable to warn HQ of a large Nazi anti-tank outfit waiting in ambush. Troy knows that El Jebel has a huge radio broadcast unit and heads there. Troy, Moffitt and the others make their way into the radio room and prepare to broadcast their warning to the British. However, Captain Deitrich walks in on them and takes them prisoner. Troy and Moffitt manage to escape. They free Hitch and Pettigrew and get their message back to London. This prevents the Allies from losing a lot of tanks.

Directors: Lee H. Katzin
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Two for One Raid
star
6.86
7 votes

#19 - Two for One Raid

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/16/1967

Valuable German ammo has been dropped by parachute to an Arab farmhouse, and the Rat Patrol is sent to destroy it. On destroying the building, Troy discovers that there is no ammo--but there is a confused teenage boy. The boy proves out to be the son of a German commander. Troy is going to kill the commander, but when the boy pleads with him not to, Troy remembers what it felt like to lose his own father, who died when Troy was this boy's age. Troy arranges to capture the German instead of killing him.

Directors: Jess Hibbs
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The Decoy Raid
star
7.00
5 votes

#20 - The Decoy Raid

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/22/1968

A village's typhus serum is confiscated by the S.S. in order to exchange it for capturing the Rat Patrol. Dietrich questions their methods.

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The Two if by Sea Raid
star
7.00
5 votes

#21 - The Two if by Sea Raid

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/18/1967

Moffitt gets into a German-held lighthouse by posing as an electrician, to try to gain information about a German naval convoy headed for North Africa which is carrying Tiger tanks.

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The Fifth Wheel Raid
star
7.00
6 votes

#22 - The Fifth Wheel Raid

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/11/1967

A British colonel is captured by the Germans after attending a staff meeting which centered on an upcoming Allied offensive. The Rat Patrol is ordered to either rescue or kill him before he can be interrogated. His Sikh aide insists on participating in the mission.

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The Fire and Brimstone Raid
star
7.00
7 votes

#23 - The Fire and Brimstone Raid

Season 1 - Episode 31 - Aired 4/24/1967

Troy and his men plant explosives in a German ammo depot and while trying for a hasty getaway run into Dietrich, who orders them to surrender. Knowing they are safe surrounded by explosives, Troy and Moffitt defuse the charges and wait for nightfall to escape. Not wanting to blow the depot sky high, Dietrich's men use bows and arrows and end up shooting Hitch in the shoulder. The two are quickly taken care of by Troy. Moffitt tries to make it to a truck using smoke grenades, but is captured by Dietrich. With the help of the Arab winery owner, the Rat Patrol finally dash to safety. When the American grenade fails to blow up the ammo depot, the winery owner does it for them.

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Mask-a-Raid
star
7.00
9 votes

#24 - Mask-a-Raid

Season 1 - Episode 30 - Aired 4/10/1967

Lieut. Klinger, a wounded Luftwaffe ace, is the only German who can ID the location of the Allied troops standing ready to invade Sicily. The Rat Patrol captures him and then Moffitt takes his place so that he can convince the Germans to watch in the wrong place for the upcoming attack. Troy, meanwhile, infiltrates the military hospital. Gestapo Major Bruder however suspects Moffitt and exposes him, but by the time he does, Moffitt manages to get Bruder killed in his place and escape.

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The Bring 'Em Back Alive Raid
star
7.00
9 votes

#25 - The Bring 'Em Back Alive Raid

Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 3/13/1967

Troy raids German HQ and kidnaps Dr. Schneidermann. At the same time Moffitt, Tully and Hitch are captured by Captain Dietrich. Dietrich reveals that Troy is carrying a vial of deadly radium. He urges Moffitt to divulge Troy's destination, bargaining the Patrols' unconditional freedom for the return of Schneidermann. Moffitt, disbelieving the radium story, keeps quiet. However Troy is carrying the fatal vessel. The three Patrollers escape and trail Troy back to the rendezvous, with Dietrich trailing them.

Writer: Dan Ullman
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