The WORST episodes of The Micallef Program

Every episode of The Micallef Program ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Micallef Program!

The Micallef P(r)ogram(me) is a character based sketch show interspersed with interviews, infomercials, group counselling sessions, razor edged satire, falling over, and dancing with elan.

Last Updated: 10/2/2024Network: ABC (AU)Status: Ended
Episode #3.8
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#1 - Episode #3.8

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/9/2001

Parrot Sketch Liberal Election Documentary Viperhead Young Lovers Interview Four Corners Expose Medals - Erection Council Worker - Lion Husband of Plane Crash Victim Game Show - Body Billy Anachronism Micallef Pogram Goof Tape I Was Miles Away Myron - Citizen Kane Goodbye from Micallef Doctor's Surgery

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Episode #1.7
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#2 - Episode #1.7

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/21/1998

The guests tonight include Kitty Flanagan

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Episode #1.2
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5.00
56 votes

#3 - Episode #1.2

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/14/1998

Shaun's guests tonight are: Paul Nolte from ZigZag Direct with a plan to sell cheap encyclopedias; Bob Franklin, to talk about his skills at spontaneity and wit; a woman who gave up her baby at 16; and Bishop Anthony Marsden, commenting on the wrong footage.Sketches include Pharmacy school, Out of Order and the Shaving skit.

Directors: Ted Emery
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Episode #1.1
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5.83
58 votes

#4 - Episode #1.1

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/7/1998

Shaun's guests tonight include the managing director of Busby's Shoe Kingdom whose prices are literally insane, aging Jack "Tiger" Adams who Micallef exploits for promotional purposes, a tense interview with Tully Blum from Computron Software Solutions and Norman Parker, a historian specialising in 18th century naval battles.Sketches include Knocking on the Doors of Parliament, Larry Wren the show jumping coacd, "Have you been drinking again?", Farmers and Reconciliation, Mr. Dennis teaches remedial English, and Milo Kerrigan speaking on Industrial Relations.

Directors: Ted Emery
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Episode #1.4
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6.00
28 votes

#5 - Episode #1.4

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/28/1998

The guests tonight include William McInnes, who has brought his family along; and Alison Whyte, who has been challenged to a dare involving a rally car and a jump.The sketches include Impractical Jokes, Francis and Milo demonstrating the finer points of presentation, and refusal often offends.

Directors: Ted Emery
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Episode #3.4
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6.97
29 votes

#6 - Episode #3.4

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/12/2001

Mob Hit Man Scotch/Autocue Bad Crime Program Court TV Bin Hire Pub Violinist Game Show - Gift Shop Amish Road Rage John Clarke Interview Plane Crash Yodeler

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Episode #2.7
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7.00
28 votes

#7 - Episode #2.7

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/21/1999

The penultimate installment of the Micallef Programme features invisible poodles, identical twins who have never met, and the much vaunted clapperboard from the first episode of Rising Damp. Rarely has a comedy show promised so little. In other moments of hi jinx we visit the morgue, plus Royalty gets some take-away fro lunch, and Shaun conducts a probing hypothetical on drugs & privacy.

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Episode #3.7
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7.00
28 votes

#8 - Episode #3.7

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/2/2001

These Seats are Shit Werewolf Becky the Canteen Lady Trevor Marmalade SES - Erection Van Gogh Documentary Heaven's Filling Up Gargling in Victoria Daily Planner Game Show - Tube Spoog - Graffiti Vandals Wine Tasting Andrew Denton Interview Lawyer's Office/Naval Optometrist Shop Window Mannequin US Constitution Dr Caligari - Magician Wayne in Shaun's Dressing Room

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Episode #3.6
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7.00
28 votes

#9 - Episode #3.6

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/26/2001

War Speech Irish Quartet Quakers Documentary Interview: Duty Solicitor Tony Bennett Myron - Exploding Quiz Show - Celebrity Panel Interview: Indigenous Writer Honeymooner's Toilet Political Comedian Injured Family "I Go To Rio"

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Episode #3.5
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7.00
28 votes

#10 - Episode #3.5

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/19/2001

Umbrella Sketch Encyclopedia Plea Champagne Makers Interview: Laslo Kelos False Start 200m Laughing Firemen Micallef Poses Nude Celebrity Impressionist Myron - The Sorcerer's Apprentice Vintage Car Wheel De Micallef

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Episode #3.3
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7.00
29 votes

#11 - Episode #3.3

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/5/2001

It's a Bird! Haunted House Ride Bad Acts Intro Santa Dentist - Dave O'Neil Norman Bates Personal Opinion Columnist Interview Children's Hospital Myron - Cinderella French Ambassador Roger Woodward - Piano Fat-O-Gram Foreign Journalist Anzac Sculpture Alien Massager Permission to be Frank Revolution Piano Roll Internet Forum Complaint

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Episode #2.8
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7.00
28 votes

#12 - Episode #2.8

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/28/1999

The final episode of the Micallef Programme contains all the traditional, cliched elements we've come to expect in the final episodes of comedy series:- a transvestite on ice skates, a man holding a goose, and a firing squad. In this Episode Shaun's eclectic comedy ranges across diverse topics, from cruelty towards children right through to cruelty towards the elderly. Fans of the series can also look forward to being let down and insulted by some coarse, lowbrow material towards the end of the programmer. But there is a poignant farewell, interestingly the programmer identification number is VPCO9882V008.

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Episode #2.6
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7.00
28 votes

#13 - Episode #2.6

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/14/1999

The Micallef Programme lifts the lid on harold Holt to see if he's done. And we also serve up a slice of the new UK period drama "Spiffigton Manse". And if that's not enough to sate your ravenous appetitie for sheer entertainment - and we do mean sheer - we present the delightful "Non Sequitur Family Feud" for afters.

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Episode #2.5
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7.00
28 votes

#14 - Episode #2.5

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/7/1999

During an interview with Miss Murray River, Shaun has a flashback to when he shared a house with the cast of "English Have A Go". Shaun also takes up on a claustrophobic picnic and premieres a new panel show which we guarantee will make all the other panel shows on at the moment look like the same thing only less recently.

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Episode #2.4
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7.00
28 votes

#15 - Episode #2.4

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/28/1999

Shaun admits to a national audience that he is an intellectual, fortunately he is speaking through the ABC network so his secret's relatively safe. Floods, fire, famine and death are all dealt with fleetingly as is Shaun's dislike of flutes and British soap opera.

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Episode #1.6
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7.00
28 votes

#16 - Episode #1.6

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/14/1998

The guests tonight include Shane Bourne The sketches include windmills and various other 'Micallef' Gags

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Episode #1.5
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7.00
28 votes

#17 - Episode #1.5

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/7/1998

The guests tonight include Kenny G; and a Scrabble Champion. The sketches include Sotto Voce, People Who Look or Don't Look Like Their Pets As the Case May Be, and the documentary Behind the Badge.

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Episode #1.3
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7.00
28 votes

#18 - Episode #1.3

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/21/1998

Shaun's guests tonight are: Philip Norton demonstrating the latest from Pyrax blenders; Claire, a psychic; and Rebecca Quigley to discuss whether bald women are sexy.Sketches include the Police Turtle Squad, Better Homes and Gardens Than Yours, and Indiana Ghost And The Temple Of Gloom.

Directors: Ted Emery
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Episode #3.2
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7.03
29 votes

#19 - Episode #3.2

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/26/2001

Reg Lindsay's Country Homestead Topical Monologue Council Clean Up Urailda Foundation Lou Gerrig's Disease Mobile Phone 7.30 Report Theme Tim Freedman Interview WW2 Announcement Funeral Industry Protest Whip Cracking Record Attempt Computer Morphing Yacht Race Rescue Health Benefits Office Ben/Bob Do You Go Into the City? Vomit Cleaner If You Live in Adelaide ...

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Episode #3.1
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7.07
29 votes

#20 - Episode #3.1

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/19/2001

Learner Driver sketch Telekinesis sketch Wood Cutter sketch Pauline Cockburn Interview "I Bloody Dare You" segment Gameshow segment "Celebrity Pet" segment "Myron" segment Causality Waiting Room sketch Fantasy Traffic Island sketch Job Interview sketch Thrip Interview Marie Celeste sketch Emergency sketch Ned Kelly Sketch

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Episode #2.3
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7.07
29 votes

#21 - Episode #2.3

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/21/1999

This weeks on the Micallef Program Shaun broadens his range as an entertainer and adds Shakespearian acting, ventriloquism, stunt driving, and feng shui to his already impressively strung bow. The Micallef Programme is Australia's only comedy show to have been mentioned in Parliament. In the kitchens we believe.

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Episode #2.1
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7.10
29 votes

#22 - Episode #2.1

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/7/1999

Watch this episode and you could win $50,000 if you buy an instant money ticket from a news-agent or wherever. I don't mean to suggest these two things are linked. I just thought you should be made aware of that facility.

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Episode #2.2
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7.10
29 votes

#23 - Episode #2.2

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/14/1999

With Episode 1 of the Micallef Programme having been hailed as "the right length" by programmers Episode 2 adopts a more conservative approach. Tim Rogers from You Am I chats about his new single, stand up comic Jean Steep does a tight five, and Shaun is abused by a bird. It's nothing you would ask for in a comedy programme and more.

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